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Politics / Re: Lagos Government Brought Foodstuff To My Doorstep.. Have You Gotten Your Own? by SlimyJ: 7:52am On Apr 01, 2020
some are sharing food while my own state government is using soldiers to chase us inside not considering the fact that hunger kills faster than any other virus... fingers indeed are not equal

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Politics / Re: Some Legislators Refusing Screening At Airport – FG by SlimyJ: 1:16pm On Mar 23, 2020
alsudan:
The dullard in Chief should lead by example like other world leaders like Trump, Pence, Trudeau etc, and subject himself to Covik one nine birus test.
chaiii daris God oo
Romance / Re: How I Learnt My Lessons In Hard Way,men Are Generally Wicked.. by SlimyJ: 8:05pm On Feb 14, 2020
Danny110:
No put "men" o, put his name there and ask if he's really wicked
lollll
ok o
Romance / Re: Just Choose To Love by SlimyJ: 8:01pm On Feb 14, 2020
makydebbie:
But why is this Romeo guy so so bitter on every thread?
Cause he was brought up out of love
Romance / Re: Just Choose To Love by SlimyJ: 7:35pm On Feb 14, 2020
Young03:
shocked
No, she's not beautiful

Dry bone
petyprincess said it all
Romance / Re: Just Choose To Love by SlimyJ: 7:24pm On Feb 14, 2020
Romeo3:
lmao

Post the witch's unedited pictures Na. Nonsense
the caption said you can choose to love or hate,but since you've chosen hatred I think you should go and vent it on your family house witches who decided to make you irresponsible and stay off my post..

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Romance / Re: Just Choose To Love by SlimyJ: 7:16pm On Feb 14, 2020
Romeo3:
haha.

If I looked anything close to that witch up there, I would have committed suicide long ago.

I challenge you to post her pictures without makeup and airbrushing.
is not still late,you will definitely commit suicide at last ,omo irankiran

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Romance / Re: Just Choose To Love by SlimyJ: 7:14pm On Feb 14, 2020
Petyprincess:
Op if you are really the girl you look not bad,one thing is never rely on nairaland validation because you d be surprised those insulting aren't up to your level!!!They only feel relieved when venting their frustration on someone online!! #beyourownkindofbeautiful
Thank you jare, you've said it all.
I only decided to help a baby sis Post the pictures not knowing that some hungry monikers will vent their angers on her as if she is the cause of their misfortunes.
Romance / Re: Just Choose To Love by SlimyJ: 7:03pm On Feb 14, 2020
Romeo3:
she has no breast to expose tho
I challenge you to post your pictures,if you turn out to be a baboon,you go hear words..
Romance / Re: Just Choose To Love by SlimyJ: 6:57pm On Feb 14, 2020
Romeo3:
She's fugly
yes,cause she doesn't exposes her breasts and butt .. if naa nude pictures now you will be shouting wow wow wow like an ambulance
Romance / Re: Just Choose To Love by SlimyJ: 6:56pm On Feb 14, 2020
Romeo3:
She's fugly
yes,cause she doesn't exposes her breasts and butt .. if naa nude pictures now you will be shouting wow wow wow like an ambulance
Romance / Re: Just Choose To Love by SlimyJ: 6:52pm On Feb 14, 2020
Romeo3:
Who is this heavily made up and airbrushed mgbeke?
I know you people can't do without insulting ,your mouth like locust beans calabash
Romance / Just Choose To Love by SlimyJ: 6:39pm On Feb 14, 2020
You can only love or hate people,just choose love, happy Valentine's day to you all...

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Crime / Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Commits Suicide In Imo By Hanging by SlimyJ: 9:19pm On Feb 11, 2020
TissuePaper:
Dammmmn Nigggaaar

A fresh Creamy pussy would have saved that boy's life
Are you sure that you are mentally ok?

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Romance / Re: Valentine: Ladies, Make A Wish. by SlimyJ: 7:32pm On Feb 06, 2020
JamieLannister:

I could make your wish come true. Let's celebrate VAls together.
Oh my God,I'm blushing
Romance / Re: Valentine: Ladies, Make A Wish. by SlimyJ: 5:51pm On Feb 06, 2020
I just need someone to keep my company that day,I've never celebrated Val with anyone since I became an adult..
Romance / Re: "Men, Don't Give Us Money Till You Marry Us" - Lady by SlimyJ: 5:45pm On Feb 06, 2020
let the bitch speak for herself alone.
Education / Re: Overhead Water Tank Falls Into Pre-Nursery Classroom In Anambra, Kills 2 by SlimyJ: 7:45am On Feb 06, 2020
segebase:
Thank Jah ..no lives lost
you truly mumu,so two lives no be lives.. spit
Romance / Re: Help: I Get Bored After Every Lady I Get Attracted To Agrees To Date Me. by SlimyJ: 10:12pm On Feb 04, 2020
put your hands on your head and repeat after me. My father and my God,every spirit wife ,affecting my life ,die by fire in Jesus name..Amen.

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Family / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Denies Husband Sex, But Cheats With 16 Men, Sends Nudes To Them by SlimyJ: 9:38pm On Feb 04, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
“I got the shock of my life to see chats of over 16 boyfriends some of which are hidden in GB WhatsApp version"


Fear Anywoman when you see that GB WhatsApp for her phone

To all my real niggarrrz
If you dey taost girl and you see GB WhatsApp for her phone
Damnnnnn niggarrr. I can bet my ball that girl na runs babe or rather she dey fuckkk more than ten guys
I don't know why my phone isn't supporting the application,the thing dey vex me aswear ...
Politics / Re: Falana: I Know An Ex-Governor Who Had A Killer Squad by SlimyJ: 7:20pm On Feb 04, 2020
Ornament2003:


Dr Ayo Daramola, an illustrious son of Ijan Ekiti, was a world bank expert; assassinated in his bid to become Ekiti State Governor. May the end of his killers be worse than their beginnings.

I'm not surprised by what Chf Falana said. There are many wicked souls who found their way to the position of power. Awon omo ale jatijati.
Person wey slap and even beat im papa, na im no go fit assassinate any perceived political enemies?
and even turned his wife to a punching bag..

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Travel / Re: My Empty Flight Experience On EgyptAir From Cairo To Athens by SlimyJ: 6:52pm On Feb 04, 2020
solmus:


oga forget travel on trips outside hollidays season or January season and see empty etihad and emirate from Abudhabi and Dubai returning home.. if una think i dey joke attached is my etihad frequent flyer mail and if you need pics of my trip let me know

fly back to Nigeria for march to june and see empty seats... i wonder if you think say most people snaping for Firstclass are on firstclass, bros forget people snap on their when seats are empty me and my own sister don do am and na economy we board
hundred percent correct
Travel / Re: My Empty Flight Experience On EgyptAir From Cairo To Athens by SlimyJ: 6:50pm On Feb 04, 2020
opsyswagger:
u be boss be that vip stand grin grin grin grin but wait oo did they allow u to use phone in the plane
haba bro
you go put your phone on airplane mode,you can only use it to take pictures inside the plane, though i heard that some flights do have free WiFi all through but I've boarded both Emirates and Ethiopian airways I don't see anything o
Travel / Re: My Empty Flight Experience On EgyptAir From Cairo To Athens by SlimyJ: 6:33pm On Feb 04, 2020
CollinsWeGlobe:


Source: https://mandynews.com/my-empty-flight-experience-2/
This shit nearly happened to me when I was going to Dubai flying Emirates airlines,I was at the middle row,I just adjusted four sits together and I slept off,it was a sweet voice of madam, coffee or tea that woke me up from my dream..

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Romance / Re: Marrying A Single Mother. (marriage Expo For Men). by SlimyJ: 7:19am On Jan 30, 2020
MichaelBukamzy:
blood of chinsos!!! So words like betrayal,changes and dissapointment doesnt exist in relationships anymore?
God bless you for having brain jare,let him stay there and be talking trash.
Romance / Re: He Stripped Me Naked,threw Me Out Of His House ,now Wants Me Back by SlimyJ: 7:03pm On Jan 29, 2020
Papadoh:
You should consider yourself lucky he showed his true colours before you guys got married. Some people are not nearly as fortunate.
Thanks..
Romance / Re: Marrying A Single Mother. (marriage Expo For Men). by SlimyJ: 5:41pm On Jan 29, 2020
Lostz:
will you jump into a well you see with your eyes? the baby is the evidence she collect prick for a living
so you mean all single mothers are into runs?
If that is your reasoning,then it shows how tattered your brain is.
Romance / Re: Marrying A Single Mother. (marriage Expo For Men). by SlimyJ: 5:06pm On Jan 29, 2020
Lostz:
we both know most single mothers in Nigeria are the never married prick collectors
Thank God you said most..
what about the said ones that are yet to give birth but have damaged inside or do you think they don't collect pricks too?

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Romance / Re: Marrying A Single Mother. (marriage Expo For Men). by SlimyJ: 4:59pm On Jan 29, 2020
Lostz:
God want unmarried woman to be collecting prick and getting pregnant?
you are not wise,do you think most of single moms gave birth out of wedlock?
Capital NO,many of them were legally married,many left their marriages cause it became toxic,many became single in other to avoid domestic violence..

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Romance / Re: Marrying A Single Mother. (marriage Expo For Men). by SlimyJ: 4:56pm On Jan 29, 2020
Faber:
Op is the Director General of SMAN...(Single Moms Association of Nigeria)

So op well done at ur work...

But this is Nigeria where the Single mom fit see ur stooping low to marry her as a sign of weakness and will bore the hell out of ya life...

Naija ladies rarely appreciate favours.
Weldon Mr favour,so you also considered marrying a woman as doing her a favour?
You really have to work hard on your mentality...

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