ukukaegbu:


Even if it does, it's definitely not this one.

You will surely know them if you see them.

I seriously get scared of ladies that wears that stuff. If I notice that you are wearing that stuff and I want to login I swear I will just forget my password straight

Bluehill1051:
God! I seriously hate that thing!
Met this fake Christian girl in ibadan the other day, she had it on, had to make her remove it before I even kissed her. Still on still the fvck no make sense. In total the girl no make any sense sef

So you bleeped my town girl without paying her dowry and you are still saying you did not enjoy her. Chai people wicked ooo

[quote author=nairalandankrah post=86558430]Unah Neva see anything..
Sai baba till eternity.. Lolssss[/quote

What do you mean by, we haven't seen anything? People are being killed everyday by book haram and you think it is funny. Oh! You think you are safe,right? You think your family members are also safe? Lemme break your heart,no one is safe in this country.

Mine was when i was in school, 200 level I guess, that was 2014 Our marketing lecturer asked us to group ourselves for marketing presentation,that will be used as test. 10persons in a group.

Being an active and extrovert in class,so many people wanted me to join their group,they were actually fighting for me to join their group for good presentation so as to gain marks.

I was so confused and at the same time overwhelmed by their love for me. They were about 10 groups, so I told them to tear a sheet of paper and write 0 on nine sheet and 1 on one sheet respectively,that any group that choose 1 will be my group. To cut the long story short I finally joined one group and on the presentation day. I was the third person to talk. The class were making noise when the first and Second person talked,when it got to my turn as I walked to the podium everywhere was silent,they all wanted to hear what I will say even the lecturer was amaze by the sudden silence. Lo and behold I couldn't say anything,I forgot everything I had practice, I stood there for like 5minutes trying to remember what I had practice but couldn't recall.

I felt embarrassed. After the presentation people were now asking me what went wrong, some people were even saying thank God he is not in our group. I was so embarrassed that I skipped school for 2weeks,what happened that day killed my self esteem which was restored back in 300 level.

I am still trying to figure out what happened that day till date

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

Iyaff laff die oooo. What a funny embarrassing moment

Discombulator:
And some people said laliga is a two team league.

So you cannot differenciate between laliga and copa del rey....chai omashe ooo

GreatestA1:
Good enough, the month is already coming to an end. Today is 29th already. Between today, tomorrow and next, we will know if this is an audio allowance.

You failed to read this part.

Your monthly allowance would be increased immediately the Federal Government starts the payment of the new minimum wage to all public servants nationwide,” he said in an address delivered at the NYSC orientation camp in Iyana-Ipaja, Lagos.

TheOutlaw:
Did I hear these people say you can use stone to clean yourself after using the toilet?

The lining of the anus is one of the softest and most sensitive parts of the human body. If you use a stone to clean your anus after defecation, there is a high likelihood of cutting yourself and suffering a very painful infection if the fecal matter enters into the wound caused by your stone.

Why is it that NOTHING about this religion makes any sense?

If you don't know or understand something you ask. Respect peoples religion. Saying negative things about peoples religion won't take you anywhere. Do your religion and allow others do their religion.

GideonIdaboh:
I remember during my 200l days, I was accused of stealing my neighbor's phone. All suspicions traced to me as i was the last person to touch the phone. He didn't take it lightly. He had me arrested. The phone then was one cheap kpalasa like that. (Flip up- Bird). That's the first time ever I would sleep in a cell. I was disappointed in my parents having to find out so I didn't inform them on time. After 5days, I had no choice than to tell my roommate to inform my parents. My father didn't even show up. Only my mom did. She swore heaven and earth that her child would never engage in such act. Eventually, the case ended after my mom bought my neighbor a new phone and all that.

10 years later, my roommate confessed to stealing the phone, my money and several foodstuffs. I just weak.

Chai your case weak me ooo.
Na God go judge all of them including the accuser and the culprit.

TIDDOLL:
Doesn't work that way mate.

I was mobilized since 2018 Batch A.
Not been able to report to camp since then.

Batch C 2018 all I did was re-validation, just go to the portal during registration and select 4 new locations.
2019 batch A and C, did the same.

So,
More reason I'm confused, is remobilization for "people who reported to camp, did everything and neglected the service year"

Well, "Absconded" says it all.

The post is not for people that reported to camp After been mobilized . It is actually for people that register but couldn't report to camp

[quote author=adetopsy1 post=85613170]

When is it likely to be for the fresh graduates? Any idea?[/quote

Look forward to March/April.

TIDDOLL:
Still confused

Is this the same as re-validation??

Some people have been mobilized already, but didn't report to camp.

Normally, when the time for a new batch comes around, you just pick another 4 states.

Is this different?

How can you get confused? The post is simple and clear. If you have been mobilized before but could not attend due to reasons best known to you. You are advice to remobilize but you cannot choose another 4 states. You will still been given the states you have chosen before

Ebukawaylaid:
Please, when will 2020 mobilization for fresh Prospective Corpers start.

March/April I guess. But let's look forward to March.

Emmyben433:
I haved been mobilized but i couldn't catch up to do any registration, so I was waiting for this batch to just do registration, but do I need to remobilize again? Thank you

Yes you will. This post is actually for persons like you. Please go and remobilize Asap

sheunflexy:
Vacancy in a real estate around abule egba,if you're interested and leave around pls contact me on 08087563174

I have someone that wants to apply. How do we apply

ArcFresky:
Dude, better calm down....
Plenty people go school no work...

You may just be going about this the wrong way.

I suggest you try this tips
1. Choose a school in your catchment area...i.e your State....

2. In Jamb, select your strong subjects if you can....you can find out from your schools admission guide.

3. Relax when writing exams... You need to be calm, so practice

4. Visit your department in your school... Check your hod, hod secretary, the president of the department... E.t.c. Open your self to them... You never can tell...

5. After your exam, try to follow up the admission process....sometimes these lecturers have slots...

6. Pray for God's help, Paul plants, Apollo waters, but its God that brings d blessing.

Better oil dey your head. You get sense bro. Nice advice

chidima2019:


https://m.guardian.ng/technology/how-data-price-war-hurts-telecoms-service-quality/

Na me go read all this write up �
Never, I reject it

post=85527485:

Lol
Na correct combination withi Garri o!

����Na correct guy you be. You sabi am

post=85524647:

Lol
Na wetin he mean be dat.

I like that soup die

Uzomacharles:
I dey see draw

Do you mean draw soup?

Marine54:
Her mate are moving forward, and she is moving backward by converted to islam! slam is means backwardness. Shame to her......

Dont be pained. It is her choice not your choice. She is free to convert to any religion she likes and besides she has moved forward long time ago living you here in Naija. It is you that needs to move forward

Aegerine:


Fast man! substantiate your claim or face front

Marine54:
Her mate are moving forward, and she is moving backward by converted to islam! slam is means backwardness. Shame to her......

Dont be pained. It is her choice not your choice. She is free to convert to any religion she likes and besides she has move forward long time ago living you here in Naija. It is you that needs to move forward

Aegerine:


Fast man! substantiate your claim or face front

Roheemah04:
31-12-2019

Spotless. Beautiful is your name

Dathypebruv:
Damn Niggur, FTC things...

Back to the matter...

dunno why my spirit n0r rhyme wit dis gal...
Her stink gets me riled up...


Good lord remove any gal carrying the spirit / smell of Tasha dat wantu come my way ' 2020 ' .....
Amin



See ya'll in 2020 !!!

I am not a tacha fan as a matter of fact I did not watch the bbnaija show, but the way you people speak ill about this tacha is very outrageous.
Have you met her before? Have you actually done your findings to support your assertion that she truly smells?

Kwamecron:
Na still Nigerians wey dey with an steal am ooh

See wetin you dey vomit for Mouth.

Lol. Ghanaians don do am wayo