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Nemesis1:
Jesus


Why is it that these so called ritualists specialized in killing and dismembering bodies look underfed?

Such a shame really



And for those shouting afonja, your brother was just recovered in Jos, a career criminal at that, rapist, thief and ritualist

D fact is dat It is more rampant in SW.For every 1 case here; there are 20 over dere..Truth is bitter dude.....

So sad..Hope no harm comes to them.Prime suspect(s) should be any of their scorned ex........just saying.

I wont be surprised if dis is just a publicity stunt..Shes a hustling comedian tryna gain cheap popularity as always.Dis same bitch dat had a row with bobrisky some time ago and went ahead to insult Nigeria & Nigerians as a whole..

Our disgrace of a president.See as him be like corpse.I'm sure they are not even planning a victory reception for dem; or even av plans to pay our girls. Dia cup go soon full.

Awwww...nice pix.Cute baby.Seyi is such a great dad to his kid;defending her from dat witch Kemi.A princess and her hero indeed..!!

Lovely!!! Proposal or prewedding pix?

Looll..Kids will always be kids.

Adaeze Yobo and her mum must seriously be laffing real hard ryt now...

delivryboy:
It also include being a human flesh eater from Isi-Alangwa, a notorious kidnapper like Evans, not forgetting a baby factory owner, also, you have to sell drugs in drug forbidden lands like Indonesia and Thailand. Not forgetting great robbery skills, lying all over the Internet. Being present as ashawo in all brothels in Nigeria and Africa.

U see d low level of reasoning dey talk about..So what makes u think that I am Ibo or once anyone dat doesn't like ur whack religion ;d person automatically is Ibo..D blood of the people of Agatu dat ur minions murdered still speaks dats y u guys can never know peace.PS: I don't exchange words with childish people So go wash ur private part with ur kettle or do some oda shiii...

alcmene:
For you to be a good Muslim, you must be poor and wretched

Looll..& av body odour with no self ambition/desire to make it; cos dats an abomination..& of course kill or help kill d outcasts so as to make it to d final destination..hehehe.

Wow..Dis babe is really getting more foul mouthed dese days..Oh well.....

And another cute; bright future cut short by cancer..Seriously Bleep CANCER..Don't even wish it upon my worst enemy..RIP young lad;so young yet made such a huge impact..

Bullshit...Dese abokis r just... Hmmmm.

Donald3d:
Do all general hospitals do the test for free ?.
This one they are mentioning clipper is making pesin to fear o

Most of them do it free;and its supposed to be;especially in hospitals with already established HIV clinic that people pick up their drugs..In the absence of that it shouldnt cost that much if you go to d lab.And there are many self-testing kits available;like the Determir strip;which should be bw 100-200 naira I think.

Rajahbite:
This is my first time of posting on this forum and I pray this get to as many people as possible.
Most folks dread the thought of testing positive to HIV but it shouldn't be so. That is why it is very necessary to get tested at least once in a month.
I developed the habit of getting tested monthly (though I can beat my chest and say with pride that I am not a promiscuous fellow). But recently I skipped a couple of months in my routine for no apparent reason. The last time I got a test was mid-march so I went for a test last week and the test result came out positive. To be certain it wasn't a mistake, I went to two other places and the results were adamantly positive.
Now some people may ask who who got me infected, but that is a none-issue as far as I'm concerned . I have even stopped asking myself how I got infected because it's been more than two years since the last time I had sexual intercourse . So it can't possibly have been sexually transmitted to me, most especially as the experts say the viral load is low which means I must have been recently infected, at most not more than five or six months.
I intend to utilize my status as an HIV+ person to reach out and help as many as I can. I am already posting on Facebook what I learn from counseling programs I attend on living with the virus.
The Doctors said they have to monitor my viral load and CD4 count for some time in order to determine the best treatment program for me. I know that if I stick to the treatment program and follow the Doctors advice diligently that I'll still live a healthy life.
I use this medium to beg of everyone reading this to go for an HIV test. Knowing your status is key to helping yourself. If you are negative, please maintain all necessary prevention techniques.... avoid unprotected sex/multiple partners , don't share needles/blades (if you can afford it, get your own hair clipper) but above all, get tested regularly.
If you find out that you are positive (like me) , please don't despair. There are several HIV/AIDS centres in most hospitals across the nation where you can access help in the form of counseling and medications and these are mostly free of charge.
HIV is not a death sentence, you can still live a meaningful and healthy life despite your status.
Spread the message and not the virus.

Wow..Kudos to ur courage.As a medic;I av been fortunate to meet;counsel and manage HIV clinic for some years now;and I am glad u know it isnt a death sentence..The previous teaching for management was as u said;monitoring viral load and CD4 count till it gets to a certain level before initiating antiretrovirals and all..This was because of economic reasons cos d drugs were not as easily available and accessible as it is today;hence its given to ppl in a worse clinical state.
But now we start immediately we av confirmed status and d person has done some baseline investigations rather than wait till u get worse.So I suggest u enroll in a good teaching/govt hospital for proper care..and d drugs are given free;even some tests are done free; Cos its a lifetime treatment.More grease to u elbows.

Smh.So dey like money too? Na dem dem.if it was in d east dis happened ; some fools will castigate and rain curses..Ngwanu.

segtak25:
Good Afternoon ,

I need your Career advice on something have been thinking and researching on for some weeks now.
i graduated from the University of Nigeria , Nsukka april this year.
When I told my uncle Who had promised to sponsor me abroad for my Master degree earlier this year.
He was very happy and said i should start the process for the admission in canada so that i can resume with them September 2018.
According to him he said i should process the admission and Visa apllication when partaking in the compulsory Nysc.

The main Issue bothering me now is , I will be Mobilised for Nysc Program by november this year which will be completed October Nextyear(2018)
Msc program in any institution in Canada starts September, that is a month before the completion of NYSC.
Meanwhile, Institutions in canada commence course and other registartion for masters degree in August (2018).

There are two option i'm thinking of:

1.I am thinking of Skiping NYsC but afraid i might need it in future.

2.If i decide to put in for Nysc , There is a popular saying that "Opportunity knocks but once"..

We all know Nysc is getting smart everyday


Pls my fellow Nairalander , i need your advice on these ..

Listen up..Mobilize and go wit Nov batch of corpers..D truth is dat u need d discharge certificate;but opportunities like such r rare..Many are idle after service.Try to runs ur service to a " friendly" place where u are flexible and all.And when its august 2018 u go ahead wit ur masters plan..at least d service will almost be over and deres usually a terminal leave at d end of nysc;urs shuld be in October..Every thing in dis Nigeria can be fixed wit cash.Just get ur discharge cert.Don't let all dese badbelle ppl to tell u to forget d masters and face nysc alone..Dere are no jobs in naija.Multitask and do d both.

missnawty:
Honestly if im pregnant I can't flaunt my bump on SM like dat oo.. Some pple no Dey fear sha. What if they ranju mo the baby. I am in the skul of thoughts that beliv in no sharing of baby bump till maybe after delivery.. Wicked pple full dis world Abeg.. I cannor comman Goan kill my baby Bcus of my foolishness . That's how my coursemate miscarriage her twin boys after sharing d scan on class whatsap group

Yesoo..Seconded!

Lovely family..His wife has been by his side in sickness and in health.I respect am.Na so e suppose be.Happy Anniversary to dem and many more happier years..

Alexis11:
Oh! now I understand your problem....



Have a nice week sweet heart

Switi U can alter my writeup for all I care; at least u understand d message;and dats for u and ur people.Keep wallowing in ur cowardice OK..while we rise to d top.Enjoy ur week.

Alexis11:
Lol... You are a slowpoke. Your problem is much deeper than 2015 election. Don't even give it a political coloration. A region that gave PDP/Jonathan a block vote in 2011 and about 45% of its population did the same thing again in 2015 is now an "APC" tribe....smh. Some even voted because of Osinbajo (but he only got 55% in the region while Gej/PDP got 45)

Although I have nothing to prove to you but collections of my posts before 2015 elections are still on social media...., I wonder how you want millions of Yoruba PDP supporters to feel reading your hate speeches everyday.

I decided to support this government when I started reading the Igbos' post 2015 election biles against the Yorubas which obviously have very little to do with politics.

Yes oo..d same way d hate was directed towards Jonathan;from u guys;just cos he was from a minority tribe and ur masters convinced majority of to u vote him out cos dey couldn't bear d thot of a minority leading dem..Some even went as far as calling him an Igbo man;just to convince haters of Igbo like u to vote him out..
We actually don't need ur support swity..Even d blind can see dat d Change u voted for was a huge scam.And come 2019; its gonna be over...So keep deceiving itself and allow ur sheer hate and idiocy cloud d truth..Its ur choice sha...Enjoy.

Alexis11:
@bolded; I wish I don't have any at all, I would have been able to cope with your level of insanity

I won't end my life sweet heart., I am still useful to the world


You and your useless father can take the initiative since you are done

Sanity and illiteracy are 2 different tins.Even d most stark illiterate I know has at least his sanity Intact and reasons like a human..U belong to d group of unicellular organisms cos dey are d only ones who could perhaps comprehend & relate wit ur blabs.
Scum child from d loins of a scum;coward father..Ur entire generation both past;present and future will forever remain slaves to ur lords in the north...

[quote author=Alexis11 post=56715891]I'm sure you are lying about the bolded.....
Ijaws, Urhobos and others are your Lords here. They constantly treat you like slaves that you are while you keep shouting "we are together" to gain relevance

I'm also a product of SS/SW Oya kill yourself [/quote
(With a nollywood movie ad voice) Choii...Its Another one from from d stables of Afonja fable-tellers association...
Grab ya copy NOW!!!!!!!
Ur a product of SS/SW..Oh good for u..And d SS states r in clear opposition with ur APC lords in d west..and rather choose PDP;along wit d SE..I like such alliance #Proudly Igbo/Ekpeye.
Sweety we can do dis All day..So go screw urself..#choppingmynkwobi&sipping my palm wine..

Alexis11:
I'm enjoying the show dear. I don't need any education not to talk of a decent one to engage a brain dead like you in an argument.

In fact, I purged myself of the "little" education I had so as to keep this argument alive

No reason for suicide dearie.... Your father can finally do that when you eventually die of depression.

Congrats.Oh so u even av a "little " education.Woooow!!!!
.D purging wasn't needed cos u reason exactly like a slowpoke inspite of dat.
U are definitely closer to d grave dan I am cos u av been d one claiming granny from d onset.Confused like ur father and ur chief slave master / president..Just do d world a favour and end dis ur miserable hate-filled life..OK?

Alexis11:
I decided to come down to your level kid..., don't you enjoy the show?

Is there anything like broken condom
I think you are frustrated

Depression may kill you before your demented father

We don't have to face the northerners.... We are cool with them

I'm enjoying ur sheer show of shame..and pls get a decent education ;its broken condom ;not bursted condom like u expected me to say.

Ur cool wit d northerners;good for una.Remain "cool" with dem and stop mentioning us in ur lousy comments...
Schizophrenia and suicide go hand in hand;so im sure u already know ow ur sorry ass will end..

Alexis11:


The bolded is the real definition of self deceit

There will never be a time when the Yorubas will be jealous of the Igbos

I am not in Lag. I'm with your Lords in South South.

If it ain't jealousy den it certainly must be a
huge crush and admiration;cos truth be told we av been blessed with d Midas touch(if ur tiny brain knows wat dat means)
"Lords in SouthSouth".. Na wa ooo.Dis is d first time I'm hearing such..Looll!!!!.So dats d new format?D Hausa will forever enslave u and ur ancestors. Na by force to become slaves like una?
Sweety don't try to turn d tables;OK?.At least d SS/SE agrees on d fact dat u guys r biggest Fools and cowards in Nigeria.And we dont Lord over each oda.We mingle wella wit d SS.Myself being a product of a lovestory bw SS/SE ;so begone Satan....

Alexis11:






Your imbec.ile father shared in all these I'm sure
Since you accepted that we are mate.


I'm in my 20s though

Ur unnecessary use of smileys just tells ow air-headed u are..Shame Ur in ur 20s yet u possess d mentality of a toddler..Product of broken condom;waste of sperm from an irresponsible ; junkie ;coward father.Get some balls and face ur northern masters and leave us outta ur mess.Shameless people...

Alexis11:
The cowards of 1967 are the Oju iku's goats that wasted their lives in that needless war. I'm sure the kwashiorkor your father suffered as a child then has not been cured

Since your generation were born and nurtured with hate, it is a matter of time before you suffer the fate of your foolis.h fathers

D worst kind of deceit is self deceit...U claim we suffered kwash yet d "kwashiokor-sufferers' are d biggest enterpreneurs in d country.
Ur father;u and ur entire generation unborn can never achieve wat my people did.With just 10naira;we started from d scratch;yet jealousy and hatred no gree una free us.I am sure ur typing from one stinking slum in lagos;all of una dey claim "omo eko";and very unproud of ur brown roofed village somewia in "ijebu-sumtin"...So i aint surprised.Ur fathers & entire generation are cowards and so are u...The apple doesn't fall far from d tree..So do urself a favour and pull a trigger to ur head cos Its better to be dead dan to be a dead-beat coward like u guys..Ewu.

[quote author=Alexis11 post=56694509][/quote]Keep peddling this ur cock and bull stories..Everybody knows dat ain't true..D truth remains d cowards of 1967 are still d same cowards in 2017..Forming alliance with a certain group;when its clear to d world dat dey were merely used..And still fighting d wrong ppl cos dey are of course scared of dia masters..We are proudly 5%.Even if dia is no budget allocated to us;we will still survive smoothly.
The FACT remains.
1)We no send una ooooo..(× A million times)
2)The hate has always been mutual;rather it just got worse
3)And yes 100%(not even 99%) of us are watching and waiting for ur knives to turn back on u..Rubbish.

Alexis11:
I am your father's mate! I am one of many that have "wasted" their times in the past to satisfy the Igbos, the mistake anybody should never have made. Even on this forum I advocated for peace with the Igbos for more than a year with one of my monikers


And you said I sound silly

I wish you see how silly all your posts onB Nairaland look

"I am your father's mate";chaii child or is it granny;u really need to grow up.Age is definitely just a number...My father's mates are all relaxing and enjoying retirement..and dis his " mate" has chosen to be an E-warrior and fighting enemies of his beloved zombieland..Anyway I'm not surprised;Ur chief slave master instead of retiring like odas chose to carry a burden beyond him nd is now fighting for his dear life.
By d way dude we don't need ur advocacy for peace or warreva..Seriously u guys need to face ur problems squarely.
As for my posts;I am waayyy smarter than ur schizophrenic ugly ass.Since U claim ur 100 years;then go argue and exchange words with ur peers;dats if u can; considering ur low level of reasoning.Granny wit brains d size of a peanut.

Alexis11:
The real cowards are Ojukwu and other goats that were roasted about 50 years ago

Do u see ow silly u sound? Its obvious ur a kid saying things he heard from his useless sources..The whole of ur generation put together can never have d kind of balls Ojukwu had....So quit whining like a baby and face ur "Lords".. Like I said;we r soooo not ur problem.; k?

[quote author=Alexis11 post=566840
Na so oh...Says d deranged fools afraid of facing dia slave masters and choose to pick on d one tribe wey no even send dem...Make una continue;we dey watch.