₦airaland Forum

Juliusmomoh:
Penis no de pain her husband na.... Na back de pain am..... So she can use another sex style to get what she want........

You definitely don't understand what makes penis turgid and remain so until ejaculation

Baloranking:
Thank God for her life.

Hit that like button if you feel God dey your back like her

We're bossed up

Raking up likes as if it will buy you an ice cream.

Nbote:
She was not wrongfully jailed anything... She was jus one of those who had long legs to get her out.. She probably didnt expect tramadol and some of these pills taken here to get her into trouble over there.. Jus attend any average party of these high class children den U'll understand

You definitely did not follow the news then and you just jump into conclusions. She was wrongly jailed. Simple as A B C

THESE ARE BABIES OF MONITOR LIZARD NOW. YOU ARE WICKED O. THIS IS TOO SMALL TO BE EATEN. GO FOR ALREADY MSTURED ONE

THE DAY ABACHA DIED.

GboyegaD:
Read the tax law to know what bracket your tax income falls into.

Where, which area or part of the tax law answer my questions? I need direct answers.

Hello Nairalanders, please I need your help concerning understanding the true deduction that was supposed to be deducted from my salary. I work with a private company in Lagos and I was happy when I received my letter of appointment over a month ago because it is more than double of my take home where I resigned from before joining the new company, But i was shocked when I receive alert of 30th last month noticing that a whopping 11.5% of the gross salary is deducted as tax and others that I will soon find out. Please I need your help to understand what is actually expected from a standard deductions before I face the HR and the accountant next week.

stuffs4me:
Am I missing something?

How did Facebook damage her wedding3?

read the post before asking questions

stuffs4me:
Am I missing something?

How did Facebook damage her wedding3?

I would have thought you are smarter

Wizdray:
A sane country where both animal and people lives matters

It seams you are not in planet earth few weeks back when those words you are using were popular

Tumbulum:
How did you cure yourself? Did you import ventilator to cure yourself?

Not everyone with the virus will get sick to the level of using ventilator and I can only say I am and my wife was lucky to be cured by just treating all the symptoms alone.

GOOD NEWS ON MONDAY LIKE THIS IS GOOD SIGN. THANK GOD.

SOMEHOW, BUHARI STILL REMAIN THE BEST IN TERMS OF GOVERNMENT THAT KEEP INVESTIGATING HERSELF NOT MINDING THE NEGATIVE REPERCUSSION ON POLITICAL SIDE. This man always manage to appear a saint to me.

DO YOU SAY HE LIED AGAINST JONATHAN? JONATHAN REMAINS THE WORST LEADER NIJA EVER GET. BUHARI THE MUMU IS FAR BETTER THAN THAT WOMAN IN MAN SKIN

TELL THEM

I THINK WHOEVER THAT STILL DON'T BELIEVE THAT COVID-19 IS REAL IN NIGERIA CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT GOD TRULY EXIST. DANGEROUS PEOPLE THEY ARE.

On Saturday morning 13th June, 2020, I woke up with a funny cough that is so strange that I have never experience all my over 30 years of being human, it was a dry cough that will not produce any mucus, I will be lying if I tell you that I did not thought of the current porpular virus after I repeated the cough again the second time in that unforgettable morning because like someone once said on Facebook that, it will be unwise for anybody not to take note of any symptom that their body shows at this tough time of coronal virus pandemic. Ordinarily, cough is somehow one of the few ailment that is not far from me even when covid19 is not yet in town, I can only point to occasional cough and headache as the only sickness that has frequent my body throughout my adulthood and i rarely use drugs to combat them because all I needed to do is take a good rest and I will be fine in few days or even hours. So, in terms of immunity, I will say i have a very strong immune system. Fast forward to the second day, the cough got worse and accompanied by a running nose I quickly ran to a pharmaceutical store to buy a cough expectorant and in few hours the cough disappeared completely but replaced with a chronic sharp pain in my head as if a part of my brain is under attack and gbam! headache follows, then on the fourth day night till day break is the worst night ever in my life, A combination of tsunami of symptoms all pointing to covid-19, restlessness that nothing can calm me down, headache, pressure in the chest, cold and many more feelings that I don't have grammars to explain presently. Due to my knowledge about Animal health and disease, I needed nobody to tell me that I have the popular beats in my body already but the panic that could have ended my life start when I received call from my wife I left for a journey in Ogun state to Ondo a week earlier in the morning that she is sick and all the symptoms she claim having all points to covid-19 except that she has no chest pain yet but has serious consisted temperature which I don,t even have. I have to hide my own symptoms from her because telling her about my condition will only worsen her condition but after that call my life turned around negatively, I became depressed that I was confused totally and did not know the next step to take. My wife is with our beautiful two kids and her own mother is with us with my immediate younger sister leaving with us. Fear of been isolated for 2 weeks, possibility of loosing my job, the risk of infecting my children, my sister and the grandma with us who has aged enough to be classified as most risky potential patient to the deadly virus nearly kill me and not the virus symptoms parse. Someone may want to say since I did not go for a test to confirm the virus in my body he or she will not believe still that people out there with the virus are actually more than already accounted for. Surprisingly, nobody else in the house show any symptoms till date. I actually call the covid-19 line for help but they call back after 3 days of calling them to come and take samples which by then me and my wife already got better. I simply tell them not to worry anymore.
After usage of some drugs prescribed by a Dr friend on phone, I and my wife has overcome the virus symptoms over 22 days now except my lost of sense of smell that is just getting back gradually, it is a weird feelings not to be able to smell anything at all, it is in fact better imagine than experienced, what about the pain and feelings that you area bout to die any moment. I must confess to you that I recorded my will during the fight for my life experience with the waves of coronal virus symptoms. Don't wait for the experience, please stay safe. Permit me to end this my covig-19 experience with a warning. Don,t join the multitude with the believe that there is nothing called covid-19 or that the virus is not as much as the government is reading the so called Nigeria 'livescore' to Nigerians daily. The fact is that, the actual figure of persons with the virus can never be accounted for in any country ACCURATELY which Nigeria is included. My opinion about the daily figures we get from NCDC is that those figures were either under reported deliberately or they only announce the figures that the test labs has the capacity to test for daily.

achierosion:
Huge.

Yet FG cannot distribute even N5k through our BVN.


Kudos to the donor.

You did not think it's still federal government that is distributing all those materials through her? That is what is expected of every senator to do to each constituency they represent but only few do it but we only focus of the central federal government to do all things

Some countries are actually stupid than Nigeria. What a senseless law! Scientifically, everyone takes alcohol daily.

illicit:
I just wonder why they died at the same time if they don't share a heart

Because of same intestine and same skin their death will likely be very close in terms of just secs or even almost same moment. Have you heard this saying before about cojoined twins. "Separate heart but same life"

I GIVE GOD A FULL SALUTE PLUS STANDING OVATIONS. THIS GOD JUST DO WHATEVER HE LIKE. I AM HUMBLED MY FATHER

TheRealProphet:
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That your video is the baddest post ever. The video kill the whole gist. You are my friend for life

olaboy33:
I just laugh when I think deep about Covid 19 in Nigeria.

120 isolation bed by Cacovid, the yaba isolation center is just 150,sum of all isolation centers in Lagos is not up to 2000 bed spaces. Yet we have more than 10,000 cases in Lagos.

Where are they kept??
These are questions we need to ask

Or is there Lagos State government to longer isolating positive cases? If this is so, then what's the point in all the restricitons and hysteria up till now??


There are so many things our government is not telling us.

Lagos now use hotels and government house to argument the shortage of space in end of April

olaboy33:
I just laugh when I think deep about Covid 19 in Nigeria.

120 isolation bed by Cacovid, the yaba isolation center is just 150,sum of all isolation centers in Lagos is not up to 2000 bed spaces. Yet we have more than 10,000 cases in Lagos.

Where are they kept??
These are questions we need to ask

Or is there Lagos State government to longer isolating positive cases? If this is so, then what's the point in all the restricitons and hysteria up till now?? Lagos now use hotels and government house to argument the shortage of space in end of April


There are so many things our government is not telling us.

ask question, get answers before drawing conclusion

tesppidd:
My Grandfather always told me;

"It is always much easier to handover what does not actually belong to you"

Your grandfather also suppose to remind you when to use such a proverb where it is applicable. Party actually belong to nobody in the first place.

Naijabad:
You studied a 5 year course with 7 years experience and you are happy with #200k per month. How old are you?

A 25 year old boy in Ladipo is making #2m per month on average and he didnt spend one day in the university ooo.

If you are close to me now, I would have given you a hot slap to reset your brain

You are an slowpoke and its not a surprise that your reasoning is shallow. Do you think i don't know that thousands of people do business and make far more than I can make in a single day? We are talking about courses here and its course vs course argument. People like you can never write any exam and pass excellently. Since reason of the discussion you have lost because you want to abuse people. I can bet my rotten stove that you don't even make 50k in a month. Olobe

Lamasta:
Tinubu can only become relevant again if He decides to support our amiable VP Osinbajo for the 2023 President and also bring back Ambode which was his greatest undoing...

is that so? You must be a graduate of that class called Jealousy

Mykelhendriz:
If this man becomes president eh.. Nigeria is completely finished

Finished the way lagos got finished abi? That man is a loaded idea that can change this country positively

Kriss216:
They allocated over 12% to the Lawbreakers, wetin come remain for us again? And to think some people didn't sleep last night trying to register.

What is wrong in the allocation please? Will the senator brings in undergraduates instead of graduate or will they bring in Kenyan instead of Nigeria?

ayenale1:
So no one was accountable for demolishing Nigeria building in Ghana...weakest govt so far.

Ghana apologizes and already planning rebuilding as the president investgate those behind the demolition

Zero bedmatics for me is zero love