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Crime › Re: Man Killed 2 Women, Stored Them In Freezer For Years In Uk(Pics) by Slurity(m): 10:33am On Sep 05, 2020
MrOjay1:
Just can't stop thinking of how these lovely looking women must have begged for their lives in their last moments.
That is even if they are in there right sense to beg.
Politics › Re: P&ID Scandal: British Court Judgement Shows Malami Lied Against Magu by Slurity(m): 10:18am On Sep 05, 2020
If that judgment is true them Malami is in for bigger trouble. No wonder the confidence in Magu's speech. Fight back time.


What name should will call this movie?
Sports › Re: Messi's New Deal At Man City Would See Him Earn N153m Per Day, N4.5bn Per Month by Slurity(m): 7:44pm On Sep 02, 2020
I still don't understand why I end up as a Nigerian.
Celebrities › Re: Tyler Perry Becomes A Billionaire - Forbes by Slurity(m): 12:58pm On Sep 02, 2020
grin
Sports › Re: Messi Has Reached A Final Agreement With City Football Group, To Join Man City by Slurity(m): 10:08pm On Sep 01, 2020
Fulks217:
City will later regret it when they go bankrupt
. You don't think man city will make huge money from messi. You quickly forgot who we are talking about here? That man city stadium will full to capacity and messi jersey alone will pay back large part of the contract
Romance › Re: See Chat Of 31 Years Girl Begging 25 Years Boy To Married Her by Slurity(m): 10:38pm On Aug 31, 2020
Almost funny
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Considers His Barcelona Contract Over, Didn't Report For Training by Slurity(m): 5:18pm On Aug 31, 2020
Dalil8:
Fraud Alert!!!


Bartomeu couldn't give in to his wage demands so he's out hunting for Clubs he can dupe into paying him what he wants.

Mr Eibar do not forget you promised to bring back the Champions League trophy to Camp Nou? What happened to your promise? grin cheesy

Local bingo to some confused sheeples Howeverthink messi is out of best player has just one problem. 'Jealousy'


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Health › Re: Sleep Paralysis: Is It Natural Or Spiritual? by Slurity(m):
KingAzubuike:
There's nothing spiritual about sleep paralysis. There's nothing like juju or jazz... There's nothing like demons. These are all myths, they are folktales

As for sleep paralysis, during the deepest phase of sleep which is REM, a neurotransmitter called glycine is released limit the body's motor function and render muscles immobile.

As for the sensation of something sitting on your chest which y'all tag as demons, that’s usually because of the way breathing is regulated in REM sleep. Because the neurotransmitter has been limiting your diaphragm to rhythmic, shallow breaths, you might feel like you can’t breathe deeply... laboured breathing which may seem as though something is pressing down and keeping your lungs from filling up with air. Unfortunately all these church people will say it's demons sitting on your chest.
Do you say nothing like jazz? May village people not reason your case. In my very present two secondary sch student fighting use juju ring to beat themself and the one beaten ran mad for 2 days. The whole village was thrown in panic. The village head and some chiefs has to do the needful before the guy who is a son to one of our class teacher get well after 2 days madness.
Health › Re: Sleep Paralysis: Is It Natural Or Spiritual? by Slurity(m):
I WILL GIVE YOU AN ASSIGNMENT THAT WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTION. FROM NOW ON, MAKE SURE YOUR ROOM DOOR HAS A DOOR CURTAIN AND ALWAYS SLEEP FACING THE CURTAIN. NEST TIME YOUR FEEL HAVE SLEEP PARALYSIS AS YOU CALL IT AND IMMEDIATELY YOU STRUGGLE TO WAKE UP JUST LOOK STRAIGHT TO THE DOOR CURTAIN AND NEVER BLINK YOUR EYES. YOU WILL SEE THE SPIRIT LEAVING THE ROOM WITH A PUSH ASIDE SIGN ON THE CURTAIN AS IF SOMEONE IS LEAVING THE ROOM. NOTE THAT THE CURTAIN WILL PULL ASIDE OR OUTSIDE. KINDLY NOTE THAT THE PERSON THAT IS DOING THE EVIL PLAY WITH YOU IS ALSO SLEEPING SOMEWHERE NOT FAR FROM YOUR HOUSE. There are some sleeping position that make your body assessible by the spirit. Dont sleep facing up directly, dont sleep with your hands cross behind your head and dont cross your led while you sleep. IT IS A DEEP SPIRITUAL MANIPULATION. PRAY AGAINST IT. SHALLOM!
Sports › Re: What Is Your Greatest Football Moment? by Slurity(m): 9:59pm On Aug 29, 2020
Home and away Psg vs Barca 2016/2017 season. First leg PSG won 4-0 return leg Barca won 6-1. The funny thing about the return leg 6-1 is that I actually dreamt about the score line few hours before the game. People that I told about the dream and the scorers of the goal were shocked to see it come true 100%
Romance › Re: Problems With Handsome Guys by Slurity(m): 8:21am On Aug 29, 2020
Handsomeness is in the eyes of the beholder just like beauty. What make sense to you you is actually a trash to other.
Politics › Re: ‘I Disappointed Myself’: Fani-kayode Apologises For Harassing Journalist by Slurity(m): 8:01am On Aug 29, 2020
Even till now he has not answer that question. 'Who is bankrolling your tour?'
Romance › Re: I Caught My Best Friend With My Boyfriend. by Slurity(m): 7:40am On Aug 29, 2020
If i caught my wife sleeping with another man believe me I will pretend I don't see them. I will never let my wife leave my house for any reason except if it's her choice to do so but I will still fight for her to change her mind till my last blood. If you ever love something, you need a fight to retain it. Everybody want the best
Family › Re: My Parents Are Forcing Me To Get Married While I'm Not Ready & Financially Fit by Slurity(m): 10:52pm On Aug 27, 2020
THEY ARE SEEING SOMETHING THAT YOU ARE NOT SEEING. THEY PROBABLY KNOW TGAT EITHER YOUR END OR THEIR END IS NEAR
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Someone You Met On Social Media? by Slurity(m): 2:51pm On Aug 27, 2020
I remember my sweet girl but God warned me to stay clear from her that is why she is not presently my wife . Otherwise she is the best that has happened to me . Thanks to facebook
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious #NigerianHistory Memes That Will Make You Laugh Hard by Slurity(m): 10:12am On Aug 27, 2020
Meet miss Lamba Jane. The first lady to do sex chatting in 1788

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi's Next Club: Man City, Inter, PSG Or Man United? by Slurity(m): 12:12pm On Aug 26, 2020
SOMETIME I ASK MYSELF IF ITS BARCELONA I AM SUPPORTING OR MESSI BUT THE ANSWER IS CLEARER TO ME NOW BECAUSE I AM HAVING THE URGE TO BURN EVERY BARCELONA THINGS JN MY HOUSE THE DAY I SEE MESSI IN ANOTHER JERSEY AND JOIN THE TEAM LIKE ZOMBIE
Romance › Re: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Sexually Attracted To Someone Else. by Slurity(m): 12:04pm On Aug 26, 2020
ITS OBVIOUS YOU ARE NOT OK. IF YOU WANT TO CALL YOURSELF TO ORDER. TELL YOUR GUY TO HAVE THE SEX WITH YOU AND SEE YOUR SEXUAL INTEREST SHIFT TO HIM
Politics › Re: Ubani: Fani-Kayode Must Learn How To Control His Temper In Public by Slurity(m): 8:35am On Aug 26, 2020
nairavsdollars:
I pity his mulatto wife sha...must be screaming at the poor lady everyday
You reason well my sister and would have prefer you use othe word rather than poor
Politics › Re: Lagos By-Election: PDP In Dilemma As APC Settles For Tokunbo Abiru, Bank MD by Slurity(m): 8:17am On Aug 26, 2020
;D8
Sports › Re: Harry Maguire Found Guilty Of Bribery & Violence, Sentenced by Slurity(m): 8:10am On Aug 26, 2020
This MacLean of a man is just all over the news for the wrong reasons. Is that a breast on the first picture? I kept zooming in to see clearly. Oooh.. what is wrong with my eyes?
Health › Re: 28 And Still Yet To Hit Puberty by Slurity(m): 7:03am On Aug 25, 2020
Horerku:
Tightly packed...
Ohh.. Then you are right to say you have not reach puberty truly. Let me tell you, the physiological problem is that you have inadequate hormone of either gonaldotrophin or Androgen or both. I fear if this is the case after laboratory testing, You are already acting too late, the corrections are expensive drugs and injections but must have started at infant not age 28. Your testicles must have been negatively affected by your body temperature since the scrotum were tightly packed. This is not your fault but the stupidity of yhe Dr and nurse where you are delivered plus the ingnorance of your parent. Every male child must be placed in a bowl of water to check if the scrotum float or attempt to float on the water, if it those not float or attept to float this your problem is bound to happen. Very high risk of what we call 'impotential coendi' (sterility).This your case is very similar that of Lionel messi the great footballer but his own was discovered very early and treated. Go for medical check please. Never say never.
Travel › Re: 11 Units Of Locomotives Meant For Nigeria Departs China (Pictures) by Slurity(m): 6:52am On Aug 25, 2020
Alex9999:
Old old train. Nonsense!
Your spouse will find it hard to please you. You are a difficult person. You disgusting
Health › Re: Lady Jumps Down From A Bike And Starts Misbehaving In Ado Ekiti (Video) by Slurity(m): 4:30pm On Aug 24, 2020
GOD HAVE MERCY! MAN DOWN, I REPEAT ONE WOMAN DOWN.
Travel › Re: Kenyan Says Nigerians Are Operating Like Chinese And Taking Over African Nations by Slurity(m): 4:24pm On Aug 24, 2020
You will not understand what this man is saying until you want to do any business with any Kenyans. They run like mad immediately you introduce yourself as Nigeria. You will be feared as if you are a devil. It's so disheartening what impression others countries have for us.
Science/Technology › Re: 240-Million-Year-Old Sea Monster Unearthed In China, Has Giant Lizard In Belly by Slurity(m): 1:36am On Aug 22, 2020
IF TRULY EARTH HAS BEEN EXISTING FOR OVER 240 MILLIONS YEARS AGO, THEN I NEED TO READ MY BIBLE AGAIN TO CLEARIFY MY DOUBTS
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says He’ll Seek A Third Term Because ‘they Spied On Me’ by Slurity(m): 3:24pm On Aug 18, 2020
I HAVE SAID IT SEVERAL TIMES THAT EVEN BUHARI IS WISER THAN THIS MAN. HE LACK THE QUALITIES OF A CLASS CAPTAIN SAY LESS A PRESIDENT.
Politics › Re: 2.4m Households To Benefit From FG’s Stimulus Package – Dr. Andrew Kwasari by Slurity(m): 3:19pm On Aug 16, 2020
THIS GOVERNMENT HAS DISAPPOINTED ME MANY TIMES BUT I STILL SEE BUHARI AS THE BEST COMPARE TO PAST LEADERS.
Politics › Re: Onne Seaport Welcomes The Biggest Ship To Ever Call At Any Nigerian Port. PICS. by Slurity(m): 9:03am On Aug 16, 2020
Thank you Buhari. You can do better.
Politics › Re: 386 Injured Soldiers, Others Quit Military by Slurity(m): 8:57am On Aug 16, 2020
;D9
Politics › Re: Abubakar Shekau Condemns Kano Death Sentence Of Yahaya Sherif Aminu by Slurity(m): 6:29am On Aug 13, 2020
MY NAME IS JIMOH AHMED BUT ISLAM IRRITATES ME BADLY. WHOEVER MAKE THAT STUPID LAW TO KILL SOMEONE BECAUSE OF BLASPHEMY AGAINST A PROPHET WHO IS ALSO A MAN IS SENSELESS.

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