Politics › Re: Man Confronted While Tearing Bola Tinubu’s Campaign Posters (Photos, Video) by Slurity(m): 8:01am On Jun 02, 2022 |
Xscape1993: That is how they will tear him down during the primary. That is your next president. |
Politics › Re: APC Presidential Primary: Tinubu Lands In Cross Rivers, To Meet Delegates by Slurity(m): 5:56pm On Jun 01, 2022 |
DamianX: Lol running from pillar to post. No one gives a fvck about you expect your urchins. This man don run round Nigeria pass any other person. If he lose this primaries eh na die straight because to him, he would be useless living. That is your next president, better accept reality now before you are painned for another 8 years |
Politics › Re: Buhari's Consensus Candidate: See The Man Who Meets All The Requirements by Slurity(m): 11:29am On Jun 01, 2022 |
SATANICALLY666: Below are the characteristics President Buhari listed that the APC consensus candidate must possess and the candidates that possess them.
Any candidate that possesses all the characteristics is likely the chosen one.
(https://www.nairaland.com/7155269/buhari-lists-characteristics-apc-consensus)
The candidate must be:
1. Somebody acceptable to Nigerians. Somebody that will go to every part of the country and be accepted. In other words, he must be acceptable in the North East, North West, North Central, South East, South West and South South.
Candidates that meet this requirement are:
i. Rotimi Amaechi. ii. Yemi Osinbajo. iii. Ogbonnaya Onu. iv. Goodluck Jonathan. (If he's contesting)
2. Somebody who understands what APC is all about.
Candidates that meet this requirement are:
i. Bola Ahmed Tinubu. ii. Rotimi Amaechi. iii. Yemi Osinbajo. iv. Ogbonnaya Onu. v. Chukwuemeka Nwajuiba. vi. Ahmed Lawan. vii. Ibikunle Amosun. viii. Abubakar Badaru. ix. Sani Yerima. x. Tunde Bakare.
3. Somebody who will be able to sustain all the good things the president has done.
The shining light of Buhari's administration comes from the transportation ministry. So who can sustain "it" better if not the head of the ministry?
Candidate that meets this requirement is:
i. Rotimi Amaechi.
This OP is a comedian |
Politics › Re: Farooq Kperogi: How APC Can Solve Its Tinubu Problem by Slurity(m): 7:02am On Jun 01, 2022*. Modified: 5:52pm On Jun 01, 2022 |
alsudan: Kperogi hyping the Druggie to his death.
Buhari has openly declared he will choose a Successor.
if them born Thiefnibu papa well (whoever he is, because he’s unknown) he should come out and challenge the Presidents decision. Because Tinubu is not the current president makes you underate him, as it is now, is either Tinubu become president or APC become history. |
Family › Re: Couple With 5 Kids 'Sad' As Wife On Contraceptives Gives Birth To Quadruplets by Slurity(m): 6:56am On Jun 01, 2022 |
peepydelano: This is a huge blessing to the family, they shouldn’t be sad.Congrats to them. This your mentality is the root cause of African problems. This is what is making us grow the population in a rate that encourages poverty that lead us to where we are. |
Politics › Re: Okada Ban In 6 Local Governments Of Lagos Begins Today by Slurity(m): 6:53am On Jun 01, 2022 |
Lagos is the only working state in the whole country |
Politics › Re: Buhari Lists Characteristics Of APC Consensus Candidate by Slurity(m): 10:57pm On May 31, 2022 |
9jahotblog: Buhari told us there won’t be primaries; he demanded consensus candidate: Governor Sule
With this arrangement, Tinubu is a goner. He should be prepared to decamp to SDP. I don’t think Sdp will give him their ticket if he dare decamp to Sdp. As it stands today, Tinubu willl be disgrace in the presidential primary election of APC. Yes, you may be correct but that will also mean the end of APC |
NYSC › Re: I Will Never Forget The Time A Girl Was Caught Having Sex In Camp by Slurity(m): 8:56am On May 31, 2022 |
Gandollaar: That commandant was very stupid. Did she kill anybody? Why the man dey call call people!  You probably did not know the rules guiding NYSC camp. |
Politics › Re: APC Screening: Tinubu Speaks On Bringing ENRON And ECONET To Nigeria by Slurity(m): 8:53am On May 31, 2022 |
gaby: E be like say somebody dey him back dey remind or prompt am on wetin to talk.
The desperation is too much.
Na by force to serve?
I honestly thought this man was more articulate than this...what's with the drooling speech?
I'm beginning to believe those who say this man is Bubu ProMax.
Go rest and take care of your health and enjoy your old age.
The panelists did a great job at suppressing their laughter and keeping a straight face. Na only that woman wey dey tap table been wan betray her emotions and sentiments...lol How does the desperation a sin? Look for another excuse to hate him please. |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: "Ghana-Must-Go" Bag Spotted At LP's Convention (Photo) by Slurity(m): 6:43pm On May 30, 2022 |
CYBERSOLDIERSre: Yorubas are illitrates.
Election materials are now money.
Ndiara. By the time you abuse and curse Yoruba and hate Fulani, you will invite angels to come and vote your saint Peter obi, you guys lacks the knowledge behind game of politics |
Politics › Re: 2023: Peter Obi’s Acceptance Speech As Labour Party's Presidential Candidate by Slurity(m): 6:39pm On May 30, 2022 |
kingyakos: Ever in the history of nigeria, have you ever heard such speech from any leader?
Take it or leave it Obi is an orator and orators made America, China and Singapore what they're today. Jonathan is a PhD holder yet remains the greatest error of of This nation. Obi sure is smart and have what it takes to be a good leader but he unfortunately don't have what it takes to win presidential election. |
Politics › Re: 2023: Peter Obi’s Acceptance Speech As Labour Party's Presidential Candidate by Slurity(m): 6:36pm On May 30, 2022 |
IT WILL BE A MIRACLE IF PETER OBI SEE THIRD POSITION, HE WILL SHOCK THAT HE WILL NOT GET A TOTAL OF 3 MILLIONS VOTE ACROSS THE WHOLE NATION |
Politics › Re: PDP Presidential Primary: Atiku Gets 371 Votes, Wike Gets 231 Votes by Slurity(m): 11:44pm On May 28, 2022 |
Upcut blow for the mumu supporters that knows nothing about political calculations. |
Politics › Re: Aketi: It Was Delightful To Receive Tinubu by Slurity(m): 9:22pm On May 26, 2022 |
Buckeyemedia1: We know Nigerian are ugly, but Bola Tinubu ugly no be small? You can't be handsome like him even if you are 10 years younger than him. |
Politics › Re: Okorocha: Tinubu Distressed Because He Feels APC Owes Him Compensation by Slurity(m): 7:00pm On May 25, 2022 |
nairavsdollars: Hope depression won't kill him after Buhari announces his preferred candidate? Buhari dare not. 100 Buhari will not try such except he is ready to bury the party. |
Politics › Re: IPOB Cancels Thursday’s Sit-at-home In South-East by Slurity(m): 6:50pm On May 25, 2022 |
Penguin2: Emma Powerful is truly Powerful sha.
Meanwhile, where are Oduduwa Republic agitators?
The moment Igboho flee to Benin Republic, Oduduwa flee with him  Oduduwa actual agitators are doing it underG that is what they made Igboho to understand. He has understood the plan Yoruba has now. You will be shocked that Yoruba will leave Nigeria earlier than you can imagine without bloodshed |
Politics › Re: Cross River PDP Primaries Turn Violent. Policeman Shot Dead, 2 Wounded (Photos) by Slurity(m): 7:40pm On May 24, 2022 |
PEP WILL ALWAYS DISPLAY WHO THEY ARE, BUNCH OF THUGS AND ILLITERATE |
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Reacts To Loss Says "The Gang Up Was Unimaginable" by Slurity(m): 7:38pm On May 24, 2022 |
Sweetest news of today. |
Career › Re: I Have Been Robbed By My Workers. Please Help! by Slurity(m): 7:34pm On May 24, 2022 |
lalalista: Good morning all, please I need intelligence support in this situation I found myself.
Our sachet water factory is in the same compound that we live, we needed workers and contacted an agent to provide us with a motor boy and a driver. The boys came and worked with us for 5 days and after 5days they said they got another appointment somewhere better and they want to leave. We allowed them to go but 3 days later we discovered that the 25000 naira I kept in a bag was missing. The night before they left , I saw some suspicious moves by the motor boy but my mind didn't go there. Now we have called the agent to produce the boy but he's telling stories that he doesn't know anything about him and the information he filled was wrong. Can I get the agent arrested ? What should I do? Your advice is needed all this for 25,000? I don't understand at all, you want to use 30,000 to look for 25k |
Politics › Re: Okorocha: EFCC Blocking Me From Presidential Screening by Slurity(m): 3:27pm On May 24, 2022 |
As if he will even see 5th position on the election day. Let EFFC do their work jejely |
Politics › Re: If PDP Picks Peter Obi.... - Reno Omokri by Slurity(m): 5:20pm On May 23, 2022 |
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Family › Re: My Stingy Elder Brother by Slurity(m): 3:34pm On May 23, 2022 |
Gottiii: I still can’t believe my elder brother is planning to send me a Es330 (2006) from the United States.
I have told him several times i can’t drive such car, I am already imagining the look of people when they see me. I mean people wey dey my area. People for area know say I be big boy.
I don tell am several times say I no need car wey dey less than yr 2017. The money dey but very stingy. I sure say na the wife dey give am wrong advice.
The car clean sha, full option but below my level. I go just sell am.
Abeg, make una advice me. I want to believe that this your post is not real but if it is real then you don't deserve any pin from your brother. People like you are the reason why people don't want to help others again, can you imagine highest level of entitlement you your blood. How many bike have you bought for others? |
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Visits Yobe , Meets Delegates by Slurity(m): 9:48pm On May 22, 2022 |
God1000: Tinubu should sit down abeg, why is he so desperate?
His generation ruined Nigeria, he cannot exonerate himself from that, we need new minds That is the next President |
Crime › Re: I Watched A Thief Vandalised A Kiosk And I Couldn't Do Anything! by Slurity(m): 1:32pm On May 21, 2022 |
Favaman: I was having a discussion with my hostel mate at the top roof of the building, when we noticed a dude hopping to a hideout.
Initially, we thought he was being chased by some bad bois, then I noticed this dude kept running out from a particular point to the hideout anytime a vehicle or any human figure appears.
The kiosk is along the road, my guy was insisting that he was being chased, giving me a lot of points to ascertain his claim. I was like no if a person is being chased, there is no way the person will keep going to a particular place and later come out and go to the same place he ran from, obviously this dude is a thief!! Trying to steal. The time was between 12:05-12:58.
Few minutes later, this thief came out with some stuff from the kiosk's direction to the same hideout. He dropped it and move back to the kiosk direction. We couldn't see how he was taking this things out because, our view from the roof top to the kiosk is obstructed by some elements of a building and we were abit far from the point where he was doing this.
We were watching until something happened, this dude came back to the hideout, eating some stuff and he was having something with him like a bread or something. He sat down and he was eating from his loot.
As he was doing so, it was as if his luck was about to run out, a patrol of two vigilantees, came around and was flashing their torches around the place.
There were two things that would've happened.
1. If they(vigilantes) enter the street where the hideout of the dude is, they would've caught him. 2. If he(thief) had seen them, he would've ran and be shot dead.
On the other side, me and my guy was watching and we were contemplating if we should raise an alarm, we reasoned it. If we do now, the dude will try to run, thereby he will be shot, these vigilantees are absolutely merciless.
Beside dude was like he had not eating for days, as he was stealing, he was eating. I had a pity on him. I am very sure he is a student.
These vigilantees instincts was actually telling them something but they were too lazy or should I say they don't really care to go and check out the street opposite them, they were just flashing the torchlights all over the place but was reluctant to check out the place. They left and kept moving forward to the next junction. Leaving the thief to complete his mission.
After few minutes on the dinner, he got up and pack the other loots in a bag and took off. All this happened within 1hr(12:05-58)
I was like "did I just do this"? How did I allow a thief to go scot free.?
Sorry to disappoint you guys, I can't stand someone being killed because I raised and alarm over stealing.. Many things might have been for the thief though, maybe he has not eaten for days, I don't know but I pray one day he will be caught.. If he still repeat it again in my presence, I won't hesitate to call the vigilantes on him.
I feel sorry for the shop owner.. Tomorrow I believe someone is going to wail and curse the thief..
I am looking out to watch what gonna happen tomorrow morning. Honestly You are a fool. |
Crime › Re: I Watched A Thief Vandalised A Kiosk And I Couldn't Do Anything! by Slurity(m): 1:30pm On May 21, 2022 |
Favaman: I was having a discussion with my hostel mate at the top roof of the building, when we noticed a dude hopping to a hideout.
Initially, we thought he was being chased by some bad bois, then I noticed this dude kept running out from a particular point to the hideout anytime a vehicle or any human figure appears.
The kiosk is along the road, my guy was insisting that he was being chased, giving me a lot of points to ascertain his claim. I was like no if a person is being chased, there is no way the person will keep going to a particular place and later come out and go to the same place he ran from, obviously this dude is a thief!! Trying to steal. The time was between 12:05-12:58.
Few minutes later, this thief came out with some stuff from the kiosk's direction to the same hideout. He dropped it and move back to the kiosk direction. We couldn't see how he was taking this things out because, our view from the roof top to the kiosk is obstructed by some elements of a building and we were abit far from the point where he was doing this.
We were watching until something happened, this dude came back to the hideout, eating some stuff and he was having something with him like a bread or something. He sat down and he was eating from his loot.
As he was doing so, it was as if his luck was about to run out, a patrol of two vigilantees, came around and was flashing their torches around the place.
There were two things that would've happened.
1. If they(vigilantes) enter the street where the hideout of the dude is, they would've caught him. 2. If he(thief) had seen them, he would've ran and be shot dead.
On the other side, me and my guy was watching and we were contemplating if we should raise an alarm, we reasoned it. If we do now, the dude will try to run, thereby he will be shot, these vigilantees are absolutely merciless.
Beside dude was like he had not eating for days, as he was stealing, he was eating. I had a pity on him. I am very sure he is a student.
These vigilantees instincts was actually telling them something but they were too lazy or should I say they don't really care to go and check out the street opposite them, they were just flashing the torchlights all over the place but was reluctant to check out the place. They left and kept moving forward to the next junction. Leaving the thief to complete his mission.
After few minutes on the dinner, he got up and pack the other loots in a bag and took off. All this happened within 1hr(12:05-58)
I was like "did I just do this"? How did I allow a thief to go scot free.?
Sorry to disappoint you guys, I can't stand someone being killed because I raised and alarm over stealing.. Many things might have been for the thief though, maybe he has not eaten for days, I don't know but I pray one day he will be caught.. If he still repeat it again in my presence, I won't hesitate to call the vigilantes on him.
I feel sorry for the shop owner.. Tomorrow I believe someone is going to wail and curse the thief..
I am looking out to watch what gonna happen tomorrow morning. You are heartless to think about a thief safety and not think about the owner of the shop that probably stock the items on loan. I feel like slapping you with this your senseless write-up |
Politics › Re: Wike Blasts Atiku, Other Aspirants For Betraying PDP by Slurity(m): 5:09pm On May 20, 2022 |
pennywys: We know that your brain is infested with saprophytic bacteria, but just stay strong. The lord is ur strength You really want PDP in this country again? It's your own brain that is frozen and not the guy you attack. |
Politics › Re: Wike Blasts Atiku, Other Aspirants For Betraying PDP by Slurity(m): 5:07pm On May 20, 2022 |
I STILL WONDER WHERE THESE PEOPLE GET BOLDNESS TO EVEN ASK FOR SUPPORT OF PDP, A PARTY THAT KILL NIGERIA WITHOUT ANY DEVELOPMENT. ONLY FOOLS SUPPORT SUCH PARTY |
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Osinbajo can Only Win Tinubu By Consensus by Slurity(m): 2:13pm On May 20, 2022 |
Gozac: Big lie, Tinubu has since lost control of APC during the ouster of Oshiomhole. Party is firmly in the hands of PMB. As Adamu scaled through so shall his anointed candidate scale through by Sunday next week Lets have this discussion after the election |
Politics › Re: "IPOB Kidnapped 2 Of My Cousins Yesterday" - Nnewi Man Cries by Slurity(m): 11:43am On May 20, 2022 |
Igboland has not seeing anything. That land will become desolate and will be remembered for shame and bigotry. Let them keep clapping for Fendi uniform man. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Signals Acceptance Of Finland, Sweden Joining NATO by Slurity(m): 6:55am On May 20, 2022 |
fabianiyobosa: Don't trust Russia with anything they say. Their spies are out there looking for a way to infiltrate Sweden and Finland. At least we know for sure that he can only spy secretly, we can not infiltrate secretly. |
Christianity Etc › Re: IPOB To Kumuyi: Don't Hold Crusade In Aba, South-East, Pray In Your Lagos Church by Slurity(m): 6:53pm On May 19, 2022 |
Emychina: which other forces.u are not ashamed of urself,u brainwashed mofo bowing down to foreign gods thereby neglecting ur own ancestors. Jesus and angels are whites while satan and demons are painted in black. U people are indeed sheep as ur bible called u all. I relate with people that think before talking and not people that you that is hungry for people they will drag down to their low level. Look for your mate and argue with. I am not mentioning a fool like you more than once. Grow up please |
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Osinbajo can Only Win Tinubu By Consensus by Slurity(m): 6:24pm On May 19, 2022 |
Zonefree: Both Tinubu and Osinbajo will not smell the APC ticket.
Seems you guys are underestimating Buhari...e go do una like movie. no worry Buhari though the biggest force in APC and truly can influence to an extent, but it is obvious you did not know Tinubu at all. He alone can finish any party with his force, Buhari knows that and will not want to kill APC. Once Tinubu is out of APC equation, that party is finished. |