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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea - (0 - 6) On 9th April 2022 by Slymonster(m): 5:49pm On Apr 09, 2022
Mariangeles:
If you couldn't beat Madrid in that your tiny stadium, na for Bernabeu you wan come beat them?
The same bernabeu stadium Barcelona flogged real Madrid. I am sure you are also one of those people who also said that too about Liverpool against Barcelona and then Liverpool overturn the 3-0 with 4-0. I am not saying chelsea is Liverpool but like I said earlier, everything is possible in football if you believe.
They only need an early goal to change the situation.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea - (0 - 6) On 9th April 2022 by Slymonster(m): 4:44pm On Apr 09, 2022
sammysmiles:
We no fit eliminate Madrid.... Mendy Don spoil everything...
Everything is possible bro if they believe they can. An early goal is needed. That will put Madrid in a confused state and chelsea motivated.
SportsRe: Qatar 2022 World Cup Draw On 1st April 2022 by Slymonster(m): 6:27pm On Apr 01, 2022
Richsteemit:
Is even better that we no qualify. Who Nigeria fit beat for that group.
Nigeria would not have been in Ghana group but either Tunisia, morocco or Senegal before we are higher than Ghana in fifa ranking.
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Train Attack: More Photos Of Dr Chinelo Killed By Bandits (Graphic) by Slymonster(m): 2:05pm On Mar 29, 2022
What a country? The painful part is this will be forgotten soon and then another attack will happen. A serious government is supposed to know that there will be a time for attack on that train since they have not protected the highways yet. Rip to her
PoliticsRe: Police Ban Officers From Demanding Customs Papers by Slymonster(m): 12:31pm On Mar 21, 2022
Deepthoughts:
if the police know what they are doing,they would request those with the so call medical cases to wear personal tinted eye glasses n not compromising national security by unrestained n unjustifiable tinting of vehicle windows.
Tinted or no tinted. Crime will always happen. Even if you ban all tint. They nigeria police have lost all focus. It is very easy to beat nigeria police because you can predict who they are looking for when there is a checkpoint mostly or routine patrol.
PoliticsRe: Police Ban Officers From Demanding Customs Papers by Slymonster(m): 7:05am On Mar 21, 2022
Deepthoughts:
Most times I wonder how the police management reason,ok you suspend issuance of tinted permit but you are allowing people to tint their car windows in the present state of insecurity in the country, shouldn't the use of tinted glasses be ban outrightly?,now the emerging trend is for motorist to replace the number plate with their cars fashionable logos, tinting the number plates n even blocking some parts of it,using political posters to wrap vehicles completely n without registration number,all these posses security risk yet the police management is turning a blind eye to it.
Some people tint for medical purpose too. It is left for the police to do their work.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs PSG UCL (3 - 1) On 9th March 2022 by Slymonster(m): 10:55pm On Mar 09, 2022
Teaser4:
see wetin he put for midfield sef…. That guy is clueless….
People are talking about the defence. For me the midfield was trash. Absolutely trash.
CelebritiesRe: Reekado Banks' New Look At Davido’s Concert Got Fans Worried (Photos) by Slymonster(m): 11:36am On Mar 07, 2022
killmods:
Ice will fůck u up. Na so one babe invited me over. After two days nobody tell me to find escape route. Ice~smoke~sex on repeat. No sleep, no appetite for food. When i left her house i warned her not to call me again grin
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They might be right or not
You self get mind to sex. Lol what if she overdose. That stuff is addictive. Met a girl on it, all I could hear was I will soon finish but it has gone for hours and still has not finish smoking it. I just had to discharge am in the middle of the night.

I no fit explain give police say a girl overdose in my house..
CelebritiesRe: Zinoleesky and Mohbad Arrested By NDLEA At Their Residence (Video) by Slymonster(m): 9:26am On Feb 24, 2022
Cognitivereason:
Dealers and users are all criminals under the law...
Besides...Raids can be carried out anytime of the day...

Only when there is a need to search a property that is when u need a search warrant..
I don't think It is needed it you are actually going to arrest a confirmed criminal..

Am not sure US carried a warrant when it raided Osama bin ladin compound in Pakistan..
Neither do I believe a search warrant was carried by the men who raided the hide out of Pablo Escobar
Although sha...just to be on the safe side...they should have carried a warrant what so ever just to avoided unnecessary arguments from hypothetical Nigerians
.Good work to dem
If only you know what's going on with this raiding. Like I said it is already online.

Some day just like Abba kyari. It will be exposed.
CelebritiesRe: Zinoleesky and Mohbad Arrested By NDLEA At Their Residence (Video) by Slymonster(m): 5:40am On Feb 24, 2022
Ndlea is a very corrupt agency. They will parade them with just trash they caught. They are not dealers but users.( why not raid the dealers) Wasting tax paying money on user instead of dealers.
The issues here is extortion but unfortunately it has gone online, they have no choice than go to court with the trash they caught.

Middle of night with no warrant. Efcc started this rubbish. Looking like no law in nigeria. Just yesterday immigration officer was attacking a lawyer who came to demand something for his client. A very big shame under buhari.
PoliticsRe: meth: NDLEA Sets Up Task Force To Dismantle Cartel Behind Meth by Slymonster(m): 7:44pm On Jan 24, 2022
richiemcgold:
if you see the way small small boys and girls dey chop this thing nowadays; walahi you go fear fear. This is not only about southeast; it is already a nationwide problem.
Abi no be mkpuru mkiri dem dey call ice? That thing dem dey put inside bulb come dey fire am with lyta? Abeg e don cast for all south.
I met a babe in delta that does that. I had to chase her away from the hotel before person daughter go overdose. How will I explain to police lol. From that day, anybody that say they want to smoke. I must ask what kind of smoke because that was what I never asked her. Damn how person daughter go dey take that kind thing from 8pm to 1am,when I told her to leave my house. Still saying it is remaining small. That stuff is highly addictive and behave slightly paranoid. I pity them
CrimeRe: Police Officers Extorted N32m Bitcoin From Another Set Of Young Men At Gunpoint by Slymonster(m): 10:29am On Dec 28, 2021
Fcid alagbon is filled with criminals. A big Shame and I have also encounter them. Criminals.
PoliticsRe: Police Orders Investigation Into Reported Extortion Of ₦22m Worth Of Bitcoin by Slymonster(m): 5:19am On Dec 21, 2021
Only because this went viral they are doing investigation. The FCID alagbon have been notorious for this for awhile. Different stories of extortion but because this money is huge,they finally decided to investigation.

Always two or three men on plain shirt and one on police uniform doing this extortion work around lekki to ajah.
PoliticsRe: INEC Targets 100 Million Voters In 2023 by Slymonster(m): 7:00am On Nov 27, 2021
Seems cows will be included
BusinessRe: Which Bank Mobile App Has The Best User Interface In Nigeria? by Slymonster(m): 7:55pm On Nov 20, 2021
SHEAU:
Sterling OneBank
.

Lies...that bank UI and style of loading is trash. To even extend limit from 500k to something higher. It will barely accept your card.
PetsRe: Help My Dog Is Going Blind by Slymonster(m): 9:35am On Nov 15, 2021
Nairaland is one funny forum. People are complaining of the price. There are people that have bought a different rare breed of dog of close to a million.

I have a close friend that bought an imported Persian cat for 500k.
PoliticsRe: Policemen Detained Engineer For Having Binance App In Lagos by Slymonster(m): 12:30am On Nov 10, 2021
Safemoon:
Every trader suppose get two phones,one for work that should permanently be at home and other for social life.because of police.
I swear, it is beyond me when i see people getting stressed for this. While would you walk with a phone full of wahala. Have two. Keep that one at home and go with your main that has nothing to even see.
PropertiesRe: Building Under Construction Collapses In Lekki (Photo) by Slymonster(m): 7:10pm On Nov 02, 2021
Any project more than a storey building should always be supervise. Especially lagos
CrimeRe: Sarah Williams: Missing Nigerian Lady (Photo) by Slymonster(m): 6:15pm On Nov 01, 2021
Johel:
Hmmm...I've been seeing missing ladies for many years and I've remained silent....there's this girl I met in 2017...it was strange,we had brief intimate affair,she told me certain issues she was facing with accommodation,I decided to accommodate her pending when she gets things right...we were cool for few months...one morning after she brought all her stuff to my place,she said she was going to Work at Oshodi,it was like 6am then...I told her it was too early...she said she must be there by 7am,I greeted her and slept off....days passed,months passed,years passed...till today I don't know if she's dead or alive...I checked all her things,found numbers,I called all but none went thru...till today I dunno if she's dead or alive and all her things are still in my wardrobe since 2017..
Guyman na spirit you carry.. person way don die.. Legend you sexx someone who had an unfinished business
CrimeRe: 'How The FCID Kidnapped Me And Demanded N10 Million' by Slymonster(m):
I am just laughing reading this. This particular FCID has stopped me last year before the end sars saga. They are always on mufti and one on full police uniform,They stopped me after the toll gate. I didn't even know it was because of me they were clearing traffic at the toll gate till I pass through. Lol na benz I drive that day. They thought they have seen big fish. At first, I didn't want to open my phone but I had an appointment and knew they will delay me further.
What do I do, who has the car? You are from where, I mention delta. Next thing I heard, na them delta boys. SMH they didn't know it was the wrong person they met. .

First rule in life. Never let a police man see your bank sms stating your account balance. Even if you are clean. They will not stop at looking for a fault.
Another protest will start soon. This will not be funny. Seems we have no leader that takes responsibility.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Slymonster(m): 7:51pm On Oct 03, 2021
Big brother winner every year is too predictable. Smh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City (2 - 2) On 3rd October 2021 by Slymonster(m): 6:09pm On Oct 03, 2021
Liverpool looks good this season. Only injuries will slow down this team. I hope my team Chelsea get more serious.
For man city, they will always be up there with Pep...
This match is crazy
PoliticsRe: Ogun Residents Lament As Refuse Takes Over Streets And Roads by Slymonster(m): 5:56am On Sep 08, 2021
This one and ajah,Lagos na the same thing
CelebritiesRe: EFCC Bullying Dorathy Bachor’s Sister, Cynthia (Video) by Slymonster(m): 11:03am On Aug 24, 2021
Buhari has made all security agency lawless.
When the youth start protesting now. They will act like they didnt see all this human right abuses.
Na lagos state government i pity sha, if there is another protest because hunger plus protest is a disaster waiting to happen.
PoliticsRe: Hakeem Odumosu Reacts To Reports Of Robbers Disgusing As Beggars In Lekki/Ajah by Slymonster(m): 1:01pm On Aug 16, 2021
Beggars on that axis is becoming an issues. Although police would not do the right thing. Their own is to look for tinted car to stop. They dont even asked for any other paper sef incase the car is stolen. Smh

I wonder wetin concern stop and search with beggars robbing people.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Slymonster(m): 12:15am On Aug 15, 2021
Micheal my G.. You made the right decision bro lol
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Slymonster(m): 8:55pm On Aug 13, 2021
I love this drama by pere. Hunger go kill them. They were all just too relax and made the show boring
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Slymonster(m): 8:36pm On Aug 13, 2021
Pere HOH is interesting though. Lots of dramas lol.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Slymonster(m): 8:30pm On Aug 13, 2021
Gbegirsoup:
Why is white dwarf just passing by. Is he not part of the housemates?

Overbleached albino!. undecided
That man loves camera. He does it well, he is playing a game too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Villarreal: UEFA Super Cup - 6 - 5 On Penalties by Slymonster(m): 10:53pm On Aug 11, 2021
Jorginho! It's his year! Champions League, Euro and Supercup winner!!!! ��
PoliticsRe: IG of Police Sacks Abba Kyari As IRT Boss, Replaced With Tunji Disu by Slymonster(m): 8:56pm On Aug 02, 2021
aremuforlife:
All he has laboured for has been brought down in his presence, all the hero calling, all the respect, all the award are been destroyed ,just because he was not self-discipline. It takes the grace of God for one to withstand some temptation, it may comes in different form.
I pray he raise again.
I am just laughing reading all this.
The money that man has cash out from top bribe and hidden illegal deal is enough for his life time. Except God really want to punish him for the innocent people he punished too.
I know what I am saying, there are a lot of crazy deals going on in nigeria police, especially those handling sensitive or top position. From favour from rich men etc.
PoliticsRe: Hushpuppi: We've Been Contacted By FBI To Arrest Kyari, Says EFCC by Slymonster(m): 8:28am On Jul 30, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
Just look at this useless organization by now ABBA kyari supposed to be under your detention collect his laptop and phone check everything I believe that this man is also a Yahoo Yahoo.
Fortunately you are right, more crime would have been discovered with seizing his phone and laptop but this is nigeria. They will not and have even given him time to clean others.

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