Standing5:
This should last some weeks before the thugs go bomb the facilities again.

lol...hahahaha

MrsChima:


I love this!

mtcheew, why wont you.

kaziblake:
You need your med. Even if I'm pregnant it's not of your dam problem.

are you pregnant?

olassy239:
Sm1 pls help me with any kind of andriod phone.am tired of keeping mute and am really fustrated.God help me

whats ur problem gan? fustrated cos u dont av an andriod fone? u well so?

Chelsea is just a defending club..they needed to score atleast 2goals to qualify but they went into the match defending..poor game plan..

cyndidamsel:
Am gonna giv a nice bj to any guy who can get me an iphone6

what's so special abt that phone sef?

LOL! and all over nairaland.

HAH:
This same IMF advised IBB to devalue the naira where are we now ? Have we achieved the growth they deceived us in devaluing the naira ? Remember IBB met the Naira 0.87 to the dollar by the time he was leaving it became N22 that is over 2200%.

Abeg abeg abeg IMF should keep their advice to themselves

I stand with Buhari

Jesus! 0.87 in the 80s

Dohmeenick:
hehe...I do many jobs o,but were talking about 230k,I just need little more help

230K.. Haba is that not too much for a project?

creamylicious:
bad sly, gimme directions

You go sabi ham wella nor be small.

creamylicious:
Me, I need some hot banging.... Bleep the heat

No one is around! Come to ma place.

Sexytemi:


hmmmm, wasn't i good @ it

I got the message but the construction was a bit off da road.

Sexytemi:
eyaaaa, what a loss o.....na for this kin hard economy wey d owner don dey happy say Easter don almost reach na im dey know say dem won die...pity d man.

This your pigin English got me really crack uP. Chai!

truthspeaks:
Answer na answer weda guess wrk or not. Only God knows hw much dem don embezzle through installing d software. Scammers jst plenty in dis APC era. Cnt wait for 2019. Scammers evrywhr.

Lol...APC na jamb?

tollytexy:


No vex .. this skunk + 501 dey always make me tink too far.. lol i reverse my words

You da boss! Twale for you!

tollytexy:


No.. im not mad.. its your ancestors + your dad u talkin to .. oloriburuku omo

I didn't mean it that way btw, you really don't have to pass your message by insults.

This girl nor fine at al...she just get the essential commodities.

mynd1:
Yes n there is nothing u or any other person can do about it.

To hell with PDP n their sympathisers.

God bless PMB

God bless Nigeria.

What? You into politics?

tollytexy:
Lol.. Nigeria is the comedy central of Africa.. we r so clueless like GEJ ..

"WE", Are you madt?

MILFangela:
ASSnal will still win this game

Kikikikiki

Nobody is taking anything serious these days in Nigeria.. Everything is either turn to laughing stock or for comic relief. #sad.

allanphash7:
Only in Africa

Only in Africa what? Go to the middle east and see things for your self.

BatmanIsWatching:
Read the story carefully. He didn't steal the car.

Jah bless you! Exactly ma thought

Instead of all of us to sit down and look for the way forward, we are busy blaming each other... It either PDP destroys this, APC destroys that, when will the youths of this nation ever learn?

kaziblake:
Serves him right....
The ones at yaba need to be dealt with too

Have you been a victim before?

cruzita:
serves him right motherf*cker.some guys can be so irritating .if it were me,I will remove his teeth too

Lwkmd! You?? Remove his tooth? Hahaha! Chest beating!

Bro! You are not far from the truth.. I can beat my chest and tell the world that Education in Nigeria is bull-crab. Imagine a lecturer comes to class, put an outdated equation on the board that he copied from somewhere. After solving, you ask him, how did you arrive at this answer and his response is "take that home as your assignment" in some of this tertiary institutions no knowledge is being transfer to the students. Ma brother, na too go dey arrange the "Blocking money" down. That is the only language they understand.

Una dey fear to name the suppose MD

Emaprince:
Come arsenal should try and win this match or be doomed forever. For the first time, i'll be supporting this useless club cos i have my hard earned money on you.

Lwkmd!

I know the feeling

Ralphdan:
op u no like our ladies o u no1 mk dem marry.

Leave her, make she dey there dey form 007.

mynd1:
Igbos again?

In james blunt's voice "you are beautiful"

NobleAngell:
Gone are the days when soldiers were respected without even asking for it. Now they actually beat you to earn respect.

All in all, they still earn their respect directly or indirectly...when any soldier passes by your side just try and hiss and face the consequence.