₦airaland Forum

By Williams
Adeleye - September 21, 2014

HERE ARE SOME REVELATIONS SO FAR:

1. The exact amount is really $10 million.

2. The money belongs to President Jonathan
himself.

3. The plane departed from the Presidential wing
of the airport.

4. The office of the NSA using the airport
commandant facilitated the entire process

5. The Customs Service officials were not present
at the Presidential wing of the airport.

6. The aircraft and its passengers could therefore
not be cleared by Customs.

7. The money was meant to buy a helicopter and
there is strong suspicion that aircraft was meant
to aid the insurgents.

Posers for Mr President:

1. To which arm of government or security does
the $10 million belong?

2. Who appropriated the $10 million and for what
purpose?

3. We are aware that each arm of security has an
account with the CBN for the purpose of arms
purchase and such transactions are properly
documented, why was this not the case in this
instance?

4. Our checks have confirmed that there is no
arm of the security that has requested for an
helicopter so who was the helicopter meant for?

5. Is this how arms are purchased over the
counter?

6. How come that it took the Federal Government
a whole ten days to admit its involvement in this
scandal?

7.Does this saga not give credence to the widely
held view that you are benefitting from the the
Boko Haram insurgency and that you have
deliberately allowed it to escalate to this level?

8. Has this saga not confirmed the suspicion that
your 2015 reelection bid had been factored into
your handling of the Boko Haram insurgency?

9. Has this saga not given more credence to Dr
Davis revelations that the sponsors of Boko
Haram are those closest to the President?

10. Has this saga not finally confirmed that the
President knows more than he is telling the nation
about the sudden escalation of the Boko Haram
insurgency especially in the run up to the 2015
elections?

11. Has this saga not confirmed that powerful
sources in the GEJ administration are all working
in concert to use the Boko Haram insurgency to
secure tenure extension for President Jonathan?

12. Is it not clear now why the Senate President
infamously declared two days ago that election is
not on the table, we are in a state of war?

13. Has APC not been proven right now when they
declared in the panel discussion in the House of
Commons on September 8 that the GEJ
administration will cash in on the Boko Haram
insurgency to postpone elections?

14. Mr President please ask your spokespersons
to stop ridiculing Nigeria in the committee of
nations. How can they say that entering a foreign
country with undeclared $10 million dollars is
merely procedural error. Mr President South
Africa is not Nigeria where stealing is not
corruption.

15. If entering a country with undeclared $10
million is mere procedural error why was Sule
Lamido's son convicted for not declaring a mere
$50,000 dollars at the Mallam Aminu Kano
International Airport?

16. Mr President how can you be promoting a
cashless policy at home and be exporting 10
million cash abroad?

17. Mr President your spokespersons lied when
they said CIA, FBI, Mossad etc also travel abroad
with undeclared cash violating the laws of foreign
countries to buy arms.

18. Mr President only gangsters and terrorists
conduct their businesses in this manner.

19. Nigerians expect you to come clean to them
on this issue.

20. National Assembly your silence on this matter
is deafening! There will be a National Youth
Protest at Eagle Square by 1st October if the
federal law enforcement agency did not bring
Pastor Orisejefor to justice on the alleged illegal
arms deal in S/Africa.


I'm tabling this to the people's court: what are your views.......

adonis89: ur life lies in gej hand bkoz afta God its him. He determines if u live or not

Now I know you have a big problem on your hand....the level of your IQ is in negative....you need brain transplant ASAP....

Whether GEJ dies or lives, wins or loses doesn't affect me..... it doesn't stop nor reduces my income.... but for you...?? once GEJ lose, ur TAN stream of income will be bottled up so why won't you fight for your life......but don't worry.....we are here to feed you after the election....just that u'll be sharing apartment with my dog.... DICKHEAD!!!!!!

adonis89: may God punish u for insulting d president

after punishing your father n your entire family n generation.... you and your guinea pig brain

Who gave this man ogogoro drink again

shouldn't there be a physician around him that will be checking him constantly to know when he is mis-yarning??


The man is simply calling his boys and people to order indirectly.... Thanks to AZAZI....

and then

Kanwulia: Oh shuttttup and get ya lazy azzzzzz in your kitchen and learn to boil an egg!

You are old enough to PHOCK, so learn how to cook!

Ewu!

if you ain't matured enough, at least I should show that I am.......if I were to cook for u, u'll pack out of that your your house

Kanwulia: I thought as much!
No wonder!
Men with home training don't have moms that relocate from their own matrimonial beds to their sons' beds!
Keep exposing your incessssstuous heritage!
You MODA-FOKA!

I don't have to reply u but sincerely it just shows what's going on in your house n family...... you need to see a psychiatrist urgently and also a counsellor..

sorry for the predicament u've found urself ehn.....

Yomieluv: I haff die.

Op,do we look like a nutritionist,or time-table maker here. Good,now we know you girl,and your mum are good cook..Next!

you don't have to die over this....your life is precious to everyone around....

Baddo101: Guy. eat d one u cam eat in ur room if i av one package d rest in ur bag or whatever take dem along 2mrw and throw d rest in a dumping site. or ur office trash can.......if una get one.

In my house, we were taught not to waste food since our childhood days. so I can never do that. the issue has been taken care of though.... thanks

tellwisdom: Mumu child

its obvious you are!!! silly thing....

Kanwulia: You must be feeling cool with yourself!
A jobless mum and a jobless "your girl" competing to poison you!
Shior!

Shows women never grow old with desperado syndrome!
A grown-azzzze man who cannot PLAN his own meals.
Mtcheeeew!

Hey! did you just call my mum n girl jobless Its obvious you have no home training.....had it been you were brought up properly, you won't have made that statement. I pity your parents, they've wasted their investment on you. SMH4U

Jennydoris: Just package the one your babe gave you and put them in the fridge and eat the one your mum prepared. Then warm the one in the fridge tomorrow as your breakfast. It's better you eat your mum's food if possible eat the whole eba but if u can't, make sure you lick the whole soup. I don't know how you're going to do it but just try. You may not know how happy she will be when she finds out that you ate almost everything. You can always explain to your girlfriend about what happened and settle things but you have no explanation to give to your mum. Remember she is your mother and your babe remains your girlfriend until marriage changes her name to yours, your mum still have every right to prepare and keep food for you to a very large extent more so when you both are staying together. Then later you can kindly tell her when and when not to keep food for you. She is your mum, please give her that sense of belonging until your wife to be takes over from her. My opinion though.

hmmm.....will have to really ponder on this......though I ate my girl's food, I'll talk my mum in..... thanks

EfemenaXY: And what if nairalanders can't provide you with the much coveted 'solution' you seek? Then what?

I already got it....I just felt like sharing it to get responses and see if this has happened to someone before...... thanks sha

hushmail: guy u no get fridge for house??

eat ur mum food, put ur chick own for fridge

tomorrow u eat am,

alternatively, eat both chikena

eat both? na die I dey....... thanks sha

freecocoa: Someone left me feeling really sad/angry this night and here I am on NL, looking to get my mind off it and maybe find some laughter, only to unfortunately jam this thread.

Like why is the universe against me tonight? Now I just feel like committing murder.

you can go ahead if you can stand the consequences.....and who are u killing

Nashville: Hahahahahahaha. Very soon, someone will create a thread asking what time should they sleep? 9pm or 10pm?

is that you people's probs go get a life jare

davno: Ur girl is not with u at home. So discard her food and eat ur mum's food. After d meal, go and tell ur mum how wonderful d meal was. She will be very pleased.

After that, call ur girl and LIE to her. Tell her d yam and whatever was too good and dt u'll want more of it. Ur girl will be very happy.

This way, u get to please two important women in ur life.

Don't let ur long throat for yam and egg make u hurt ur mum. A man has to lie his way true for peace to reign atimes.

thanks but I can't lie to her......,I ate the yam anyways based on my niece's words....... will eat d wheat on Sunday plus d yam would v lost taste by Sunday unlike the wheat....my probs is in not seeing leftover....so my eating d wheat before going to church solves that....


thanks anyways n everyone.

EfemenaXY: @OP: And you created a thread for this? For Nairalanders to help you decide what to eat tonight? Like seriously??

its not about what to eat but how to please both parties and not have issues with any of them

ifyalways: Clears throat. . .

"Some have food but cannot eat. Some can eat but have no food."

Yam fried/boiled since noon won't be as appetising as warm, freshly cooked veggie soup and wheat. If I were you, I will be digging the wheat. The yam can wait.

it wasn't noon o....and mind you I don't want to collect the food from her o, she forced it on me cuz I've always been avoiding eating at her place....and it will be very bad of me to throw that food away all because its not fresh anymore... plus its the first food she'll cook for me o

Lolaabokoku: eat part of each food and live the rest. Shikkena!

that's a nice idea o...but for the leftover!!! I'm done for!!!

carefreewannabe: Be nice and apologize. She does not mean to punish you. She is just disappointed that you did not appreciate her food. You know how mothers are.

aww....apologize?? can't even look at her face maybe I'll combine it with what I'll tell her tomorrow but for now I need to find a way around these foods

carefreewannabe: Tell your mother when you will be home to eat and when not.

that's what I hope to do starting from tomorrow but I need to survive tonight's onslaught now..

Been having a little issue with my mum this past days where she'll prepare dinner for me and I will eat little of it due to my coming home late, eating out with friends and all that...

however things took a turn last night when I took a friend out to take few things....by the time I got back, I was full but managed to eat little of wat she prepared.. When she saw the leftover this morning, she was pissed and decided not to prepare breakfast... I resorted to eating indomie and went to my girl's place...

few hours after I got to my girl's place, I told her I was hungry and she went to prepare yam n egg....unfortunately for me her elder brothers came back with her parents and I was so shy to eat cus I've never ate in their house save for the fruits her mum do offer me (in fact her mum offered me pawpaw wen she settled down and I ate it). my girl saw the shy expression on my face n packed the food for me so I'll eat it when I get home....meanwhile, she had starved off her brothers from touching the food and one got upset cuz of that while the eldest one got the message....

fast forward back to my house this evening, my mum saw me come in with a packed food and refused to answer my greeting...only for her to tell my niece to send my wheat meal and soup to me...

Now, I'm confused..., which should I eat? I can't afford not eating the FIRST FOOD my girl prepared exclusively for me, and this my mum's food I can't refuse so as not to incur her wrath...

More so, yam and egg & wheat and vegetable are two distinct food you can't combine...

What should I do??

hmmm......hard truth!!! its a known fact though.....

this people won't stop pointing accusing fingers..


was it not their so called governor that constructed the said place.... their corrupt nature is backfiring on them.....

polymathic: if only I know whr u stay, would av been disastrous for u bro.. Walahi

What will you have done oooo....... "no one has monopoly of violence"

firstolalekan: OK.
I don hear

wetin u hear o

Saw this and felt like sharing it.....Very interesting stuff and Mind Blowing!!!!!


Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the WhiteHouse.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...


Anyone with contrary facts and figures pls.....

Ronaldinho first gained media attention when his
youth team won 23-0. He scored all 23 goals.

Chelsea have been relegated more times than
that they have won the league.

The difference in Messi's age & Ronaldo's age is
869 days. The same difference between Messi
and Ronaldo's son.

Arsenal bought Anelka, Overmars, Petit, Henry,
Vieira, Fàbregas, RVP, Toure, Adebayor and Nasri
for £42m. Then sold them for £206m.

Zinedine Zidane was never caught offside in his
whole career.

Only one gold PL trophy has been awarded and it
was to Arsenal because in 2003/2004 season
they didn't lose one match.

Brazilian legend, Pele, scored 92 hat-tricks, four
goals on 31 occasions, five on six occasions, and
eight on an occasion.

When Mourinho says you have a bright future; It
means you can't make his team at the present.

Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled from school at the
age of 14 after throwing a chair at his teacher for
mocking his family's financial status.

CR7 has no tattoos because he frequently gives
blood & getting a tattoo would render him unable
to do so for 6 months.

RealMadrid sold 50,000 James Rodriguez jerseys
in one day.

Juventus sold no Bendtner jerseys in one season.

In January 2003, Van Gaal was SACKED by
Barcelona after leaving them just three points
above the relegation zone.

Arsenal have won two trophies since Manchester
United last won a competitive match.

Burnley have spent £45million on transfers since
1882.

Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes Attended the
Same Tactical Management School

this revelation just took my mind back to that Korean season film IRIS.......

It is so possible that Ihejirika is the sponsor who also has a back up from the top just as the movie storyline was.....

gotta go back to watch that film again....

where is the wire ooo.....abi eye dey pain me ni...