₦airaland Forum

na here I dey watch my own ooo....someone needs to update me pls....and no hypertensive statements plssss

polymathic: Day was fine... Aint easy at all, how's work.. U on bbm? Kindly PM me ur pin if yes

k bro

polymathic: like I sed might not rem most names again.... Truth s can't rem any name again in all these dept.. Just knw them by face.. But tis all good tho

sure.....how is your day going

polymathic: Names, if u mind... Know almost erryone in both dept... Altho might not rem some names, but I do knw them all

lolzz....Ok then...u should know Maupeego, Anthony, Nicholas, Aare, Tosin, Adeola, and all shaa

polymathic: wow, Science, chemistry..... Same 12

that's nice...good to meet u......had friends in physics and mathematics department....

polymathic: Very good one bro... You finished frm wat faculty?

management sciences...business administration.... 12

polymathic: Of the Greatest Lasuite... With this in mind, my next job must be in 6 figures... But wait, is it 6 figures per month or per annum?

lolzz....of course it's per month.....I dey mad?......

....great!!!!!

smurfy: Wow! You sure are smart!

tnx bro

waoh!! this' mine.....

was at an interview some months back, out of three people that were suppose to interview me, one kept asking me funny questions, the second was just staring at me and laughing, and the third was just busy looking at me and writing...

the questions were like this...after I introduced myself..
on hearing that I finished from LASU, he jumped and asked...

"what group were you in school?"...I answered. "volleyball, handball team of my faculty and the football team of my department".....

he asked again..."how did u cope with cult activities in school?"...I answered...."I have three stops...sports complex, chapel n PGD where I read and two mains..my hostel n lecture classes...

the third question was..."describe the road to your hostel from the gate...I took a paper n pen n drew the paths...

he asked again...."what's the colour of trade fair's gate?"...I described d length n colour....

the last question was..."any difference between profit maximization n wealth maximization?"....I replied "short n long run".....


the most shocking was when I was told to be interviewed for a higher level in the bank, that was after I passed d interview, was invited for their training and came out as d overall best...

I met with three new set of people and they grilled me like a fresh fish....they gave me task I will never forget in my life...I was given a diary that represents a corpse n was told to market it....I managed to talk for 4mins and hanged...I just laughed and said.."I don't know what else to say"...... you know what?






I was employed and my salary is in six figures.......

waoh!!!!

lolzzz.....true talk

You have a running business that has been over a
year IN LAGOS and in need of finances to run the business in the area of working capital and fixed asset...we are here for you.

We give loans to SME businesses from #1.5m-
# 20m and Micro businesses from. #15,000-#1.5m..
...our interest is dependent on the loan amount, maturity n the collateral provided...for SME loans its between 4.5%-3% and 6%-5% on Micro loans on a REDUCING BALANCE BASIS....and for collaterals,
we are very flexible

iwonbaoko: Every time I read the bible I struggle with two verses

Proverbs 26.4 & Proverbs 26.5. A bit of a conundrum

I think I'll go with Prov 25:28, 26:12,16 cuz u obviously lack 22:6 but I'll 21:23 since 20:3 and I'm 24:5......

aitanofi: omo imota ayayo, AIT says 'Hi'

I sight u bro.....

hmmm.....may God help us...I pray a positive change will come in 2015

iwonbaoko: In your eyes you are smarter than everyone else. You understand English more than Queen Elizabeth?

So what exactly is the subsidy of tuition fees if not recurrent expenditure?
The governor is telling us that capital projects will have to take a backseat so they can subsidize tuition fees(recurrent) for LASU students (That is what is meant by reordering) In other words re-prioritizing to "LISTEN" to the people.
Tuition fees are RECURRENT challenge and will have to be faced sooner or later at the very best LASU will only be free for indigenes

Did he ever mention subsidy on tuition? or you are finding it hard to digest the info supplied there....

What d governor is saying is that the fee reduction has reduced the income accrued to the government which is needed to execute the projects in the school, therefore, he wants to move funds from other sectors into the project....get that straight...

And by the way your so-called "subsidy on tuition" of which there has never been a subsidy but rather called BURSARY is always planned for before the new accounting period which most times is at the beginning of the year...and forthwith has no business reordering....

As per smartness I'm sure I am but as for you, I really don't think so.....

shalom

Is it that most nairalanders don't understand simple English or they lack basic education?

The man is RE-ORDERING the budget and not ASKING for another money.....he is just telling them to accept his plan of moving excess funding or so from a particular unit to the health n education sector to meet the current challenges his government is facing in those sectors.... QED

To now think someone called this a recurrent expense is surprising...he can't even differentiate between a capital n recurrent expenditure.....SMH4U

oh! my darling ikorodu oga, a soko bi eni seke ....

omo imota ayayo........


the truth is this, for them not to have bury him, the traditional rites still stand..

I remembered when my dad's elder brother died..(he was an aro in my village in imota, ikorodu) we spent weeks to bury him...but first, the Muslim clerics came around to perform their rites cus he was an Alhaji....then the oloros and others took over....it was tough and hectic....I and my family only went for the final burial cus of our Christian belief....

Adieu my lovely Ayangburen.......

Kanwulia: Kimon GERRRRRRRRRRRRROUT!

are you touched...get your facts right babe (dats if u are cus na only leg I dey see)

Kanwulia: I don't wanna know.
Abi tourism to NIGERIA to become an undetectable colony for the NIGERIAN EBOLA VIRUS na by force?
Everyone dies 'after a brief illness' in Nigeria.
How we go know wetin dey kill una?
Move jor!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew. . . . .

who told u everyone dies after a brief illness ooo.....the last time I checked no Nigerian has been affected by the disease more or less die....who are those spreading false news? and pls I respect u a bunch, I dislike hissing....wen u r not a snake... lolzzz......if not for my job dat is kipin me off d web...I for answer u wella...buh I'll b checking on ur replies and giving immediate responses..

Kanwulia: Between EBOLAND and JONATHAN. . . . I AM STAYING THE HELL AWAY!!!!
I don't care to know!

Are u a Nigerian?? and who told Ebola is all round the country? You need a bit of education

by Sam Nda Isaiah


Many people who are scared stiff of the deadly
direction the country is moving, including very
influential friends of Nigeria in western nations,
always talk about waiting till 2015 to solve the
problem. The idea is that, in 2015, Nigerians would
have to save themselves at the polls. That may
well be true, but what will happen to us and our
country between now and 2015? The disasters of
the past weeks have made answers to that
question more urgent than ever before.

In the past weeks, we have seen several
teenage-girl suicide bombers. And we are now
being told that most of them could be the
kidnapped Chibok girls who might have been
“bewitched” by their captors with funny
substances. Last week, a new twist was added: a
10-year-old child was strapped with bombs by
the terrorists and prepared for suicide bombing.

The president has been totally bereft of any idea
to protect the Nigerian people and has left us at
the mercy of those who want to kill every one of
us. His main preoccupation now is to protect
himself and his household. That is why he is not
going to Chibok. Every other day, churches are
bombed, mosques are bombed, emirs are
murdered, ordinary Nigerians are killed, villagers
are murdered, schools are bombed and burnt
down, malls and markets are bombed; “gunmen”
invade northern villages and forcibly snatch away
people’s wives and daughters to use as sex
slaves and nobody goes looking for them. And,
these days, several brides are kidnapped on their
wedding days in Borno, Yobe and Zamfara states
and are kept as sex slaves. The government has
not even shown that it is aware of these
horrendous happenings. Today’s Nigeria is
certainly not the same one that Jonathan
inherited as president.

To make matters worse and frighten us even the
more, the president just told us that his
government did not foresee terrorism coming.
This is supposed to be an alibi for the egregious
incompetence that has been displayed so far.
That is shocking, because there was terrorism
elsewhere in the world including parts of Africa
long before he became president. This
government’s problem is not just a total lack of
vision (of not foreseeing anything), it is corruption
that has made it impossible for the government to
fight terrorism and other crimes. Our president
obviously does not know the effect of corruption,
especially the extreme type that his government
has been associated with, on governments. It is
that type of corruption that could conceivably
make a nation send 200 guns to 400 soldiers as
happened not too long ago in an army unit in the
north-east because there was no money to buy
enough guns, not to talk of other more
sophisticated weapons. It is also that type of
corruption that would make a country like Nigeria
not have enough bullets to prosecute the war
against terrorists, a war which the president
himself has declared to be worse than the civil
war. And in spite of the outcry, the situation
worsens every day. The corruption is now such
that the money that the country would make
tomorrow gets stolen today. What that means is
that the terrorism and mass murder we will
experience tomorrow will be worse than that of
today. The coming calamity can only be imagined.

Even as I write this, the Boko Haram flag is still
flying in Damboa and a few other villages in
Borno State. These are territories that have been
captured and confiscated by Boko Haram from
the Jonathan government. President Jonathan
has done nothing to reclaim the captured
territories. Expectedly, the terrorists have
become even more motivated by the president’s
incapacity. They have blown up one of the last
remaining bridges linking Maiduguri to the rest of
the country. It is only a matter of time before they
cut off all the roads leading to Maiduguri and
declare Borno State a country of their own. Once
Borno falls, Yobe State will follow within hours. If
Borno and Yobe states fall, the momentum will be
on the side of the terrorists, and, by that time,
other international terrorist groups which are
more organised, especially ISIS that is
desperately trying to carve out a country for itself
from Syria and Iraq, may just start getting
interested in Nigeria. And that would be the
catastrophe. Let us just pray that, under President
Jonathan, the UN will not have to send a
multinational force to liberate Nigeria.

A president, any president, who can say with his
own mouth that he did not see terrorism coming
to his country, in today’s world that is defined by
technology and terrorism, certainly has no
business being president. So how is Jonathan
supposed to foresee the grim picture I have just
painted if he has no vision? The question we
should all be asking ourselves at this point
therefore is, “What will happen to us between now
and 2015?”


source: www.facebook.com/sola salako

Op, are you sure FFK wrote this? thought he joined forces with PDP not long ago.....

#confused.....

Its so sad that the president in whose hands our lives and wellbeing is has abandoned us and lusting after power and position.... the security personnel that are not enough to fight terrorism are abundant when it comes to elections... the trick they applied in Ekiti is what they want to use in Osun...all they are doing is steal mandates through the use of a rifle...let's see if they'll be there forever....Karma is just by the door


shalom

inasmuch as I detest the extent the governor went to stop the lawmaker's documentary, I'm seeing it that government is a continuum, the governor can't be perfect and do everything, that's why the incoming administration will need to concentrate on the areas the governor has not or failed to touch......


and the other hand, those accusing BRF of media propaganda should open their eyes and see for themselves.....

tit: these jweeds are well trained, organized and numerous.
If you puncture their dis-information on one thread,
they go open another on the same topic.

you guys have entered one-chance.

u are the real jweed..,....u r so on your own

saw this on my Facebook wall.....does it mean the Ebola cure is right under our nose??.

congrats to her

hopilo: I will not blame or exonerate Omisore for Bola Ige's death. One thing I know is that we had a president then, can he be question?

Is it only the President? how the the judicial system who discharged him? to now think the man in question will now come back to contest an election..... do they think we are fools?

There was confusion on Saturday night over
whether the new moon of Shawwal was
sighted in Nigeria to mark the end of the
Muslim Ramadan fast. The Sultan of Sokoto,
Abubakar Sa’ad, who is also the President of
the Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic
Affairs, NSCIA, had around midnight on
Saturday announced the sighting of the new
moon and therefore the end of Ramadan.
”The new month of Shawwal was sighted in
different places within Nigeria and therefore
tomorrow (Sunday) is the first day of
Shawwal equivalent to 27 July 2014,” the
Sultan said in an announcement aired on the
Nigerian Television Authority [NTA]. But
when contacted after the Sultan’s
announcement, the Secretary-General of
the organisation, Is-haq Oloyede, a
professor of Islamic Studies, said he was
not aware that the moon had been sighted.
“I spoke to the Sultan about four times
tonight and he did not tell me that the moon
has been sighted,” Mr. Oloyede told
PREMIUM TIMES. “In any case, any such
claim is ridiculous and unscientific. It cannot
be right. “The National Moon-Sighting
Committee has not informed us of any
credible sighting of the moon. Rather, they
said the moon wasn’t sighted. The new
moon was only born at 11:45 P.M. tonight
(Saturday) and it will take several hours for
it to be sighted. “Is our own sky different? Is
our own moon manufactured in Nigeria?”
Professor Oloyede urged Muslims to
continue their fast on Sunday and prepare
for Eid-Fitri on Monday in line with the
verdict of the National Moon-Sighting
Committee, [NMC]. PREMIUM TIMES learnt
that the chairman of the NMC, Hafiz Wali,
from Kano, had on Saturday night forwarded
the report of his committee to the Sultan and
Mr. Oloyede, indicating that the moon had
not been sighted. “Assalamu Alaikum. As
expected, the NMC has not received any
credible moonsighting report,” Dr. Wali said
in a short message report to the NSCIA
leaders. “Our team in Gwandu has reported
that the Moon has not been sighted.” Sultan
Sa’ad could not be reached as at the time
this report was published at 1:56 a.m on
Sunday and it is not clear where he got the
report that the moon was sighted. Prof.
Oloyede had issued a statement on Friday
asking Muslims to look out for the new
moon on Sunday and dismissing any
possibility of sighting the crescent (of
Shawwal) on Saturday. Crescent Moon
Visibility, Sunday, July 27… Photo Credit:
www.moonsighting.com “… Any information
on sighting the crescent (of Shawwal)
should be conveyed to the National
Moonsighting Committee so that the
President-General of the NSCIA, His
Eminence, the Sultan of Sokoto, may
pronounce the end of fasting,” Mr. Oloyede
had said. “It is an indisputable fact that the
old (Ramadan) moon will set just before
sunset in Nigeria on Saturday, 26 th of July
2014. The new astronomic moon would be
born few minutes before midnight of that
Saturday. “Consequently, the search for
Shawwal moon is on Sunday 27th of July
2014. It can be sighted in Nigeria on
SUNDAY with optical instruments or with
some difficulties with naked eyes. Any claim
of sighting a moon that is yet to be born is
not only false, mistaken or impossible but
also ridiculous.” The sultan is said to have
approved that statement. PREMIUM TIMES
also consulted popular moonlighting
website, www.moonsighting.com, which
compiles reports of moonsighting all over
the world. In a detailed report Sunday
morning, the website said: “Moon is not
possible to be seen anywhere in the world”
on Saturday, July 26. Controversy in Nigeria
over sighting of new moon to mark end of
Ramadan “Moon is not expected to be seen
in almost the whole world except with
difficulty in South America, and with ease in
Polynesian Islands, where there are not
many Muslims reporting moonsighting.
There is small possibility in South Africa but
only experienced observers may see it.” It
added, “The Astronomical New Moon is on
Saturday July 26, 2014 at 22:42 UT. There is
no possibility of moonsighting on that day.
On July 27, the moon can be seen with
difficulty in South America, but can easily be
seen in Polynesian Islands. However, there
are not many Muslims reporting
moonsighting. On July 28, the moon can
easily be seen in almost the whole world,
except Northern Asia and Europe.” Also, a
Nigerian and member of the Moonsighting
Committee Worldwide [MCW], Kareem Isa,
from the Kado estate mosque area of Abuja,
was quoted as reporting not sighting the
moon. “It is Ramadan 29 today in Nigeria. It
was partly clooudy, and I tried from 19:00 to
19:20 local time,” Mr. Isa was quoted as
saying. The same kind of confusion now
trailing the end of Ramadan in the country
also marked the commencement of the holy
month in late June, with miscommunication
within the NSCIA itself. The Council later
apologised for the situation and promised
Muslims in the country that it would work
hard to avoid a repeat. “It is in this respect
that the NSCIA wishes to remind all Muslims
who know, and notify those who do not, that
there is an established structure for moon-
sighting in Nigeria,” Mr. Oloyede had said in
a statement. “Due to its significance and
technicalities, the Council has a National
Moonsighting Committee under the
leadership of an expert. The Committee is
equipped with necessary equipment and
technological gadgets that are relevant to
the discharge of its assignment.” Sultan
Sa’ad has now announced the end of
Ramadan and the beginning of Shawwal
without recourse to the committee.

Thunder fire the mouth of anyone that says that brainless GEJ should not be insulted...doesn't he deserve it with all the stupid things he has been saying and doing

As the president of efcc cds group during my service year, my first point of call when talking to students during anti corruption advocacies was STEALING!!! How on earth will a whole President of a country now open his mouth wide and say stealing is not corruption

would have given him a dirty slap if i was where he made that statement!! so brainless and stupid being..the worst leader a country can ever have!!!!!

The Masked one, Lagbaja, has been reported to have turned down an offer from the Iyiola Omisore Campaign Organization to perform at the grand campaign rally and reception for President Goodluck Jonathan coming up in Osogbo next month. Lagbaja
was reported to have declined to perform at the rally because, he was convinced that Senator Iyiola a Omisore, the PDP gubernatorial candidate in the Osun State election was culpable in the death of his mentor and benefactor, Chief Bola Ige.


Real name Bisade Ologunde, Lagbaja was quoted to have said “Though the court of the land discharged and acquainted you in the murder case against the Former Minister of Justice in Nigeria, The Late Cicero of Esa–Oke and Foremost Nationalist; Chief Bola Ige, I have deep rooted innermost conviction that you are culpable in the death of my mentor and benefactor, if you offer me all the allocation of Osun State during your four-year tenure par-adventure you win (which I seriously doubt), I will not perform for Iyiola Omisore Governorship Campaign Rally” Lagbaja it would be recalled last year recorded a song titled ’200million’ mumu where he criticised top members of the PDP.

source: www.voiceoflagos.com