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Education / Re: Indian Students Wear Boxes On Their Heads During Exam To Prevent Cheating by Smartjohns(m): 4:36pm On Oct 22, 2019
Kingpinukecy:
grin grin grin Lwkmd. abeg I like this kind implementation, make dem carry am come naija abeg

You high ni?
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Bags Mr Taxi Nigeria Endorsement Deal by Smartjohns(m): 3:01pm On Oct 15, 2019
VillageHead:
If an A list actress is taking up this ambassadorial position?

Which one will be left for B and C lists actresses?

My broda kip quiet. IF you gat money you can hire anyone to promote your biz.

Education / Re: University of Ibadan 2019/2020 Admission Thread by Smartjohns(m): 2:55pm On Oct 15, 2019
Rufusseyi:
Guys pls who knows if jamb caps for ui aspirants have started changing to 'congratulations'.....mine still says 'admission in progress'.

Same here.
Romance / Re: How are You by Smartjohns(m): 4:40pm On Oct 14, 2019
drezzyx:
I HAVE SEEN IDIOTS BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN UPGRADED VERSION LIKE THIS OP....
WHAT DO YOU GAIN FROM THIS WRITE UP.

Sense is far from, OP.

Romance / Re: When A Woman Offers You Herself And You Refuse.. by Smartjohns(m): 12:04am On Oct 14, 2019
Team Dick So Proud.

I am one of dem and so are you so let us praise da lord.

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Music/Radio / Re: Which Of These Nigerian Music Groups Do You Miss? by Smartjohns(m): 4:35am On Oct 12, 2019
IF you don't mention Styl plus then you definitely were not conceived when these guys were still releasing songs.

You have no biz in this thread.

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Romance / Re: She Denies Me Sex But Enjoys Random Sex With Other Guys by Smartjohns(m): 6:32pm On Oct 05, 2019
I don't believe it, gimme her number, she might need some random advice.

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Celebrities / Re: “I Am Not Your G” - Vector Tells MI As He Tries To Comrade With Him by Smartjohns(m): 11:21am On Oct 05, 2019
NGRsenate:
All i know is that MI will tear vector apart.

Whether or not MI releases a reply, I don’t care but I’m sure he’ll shut vector up if he does.

MI was rap king that year for a reason. Vector’s career neither blew nor died, he has just been floating in the middle for years.

Chai...

Business / Am In Need Of $10 Perfect Money Funds by Smartjohns(m): 10:29am On Oct 05, 2019
Good morning, NLers.

I'm in need of $10 USD, Perfect Money funds at N360/$.

Get my contact at my signature. Am always available on WhatsApp.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Smartjohns(m): 11:36pm On Oct 03, 2019
$10 Perfect Money is needed at N370/$.

Contact me on WhatsApp, check signature.
Politics / Re: 1st Birthday Of Nathaniel, Faith And Prince Godswill Edward Celebrate Son by Smartjohns(m): 4:23pm On Oct 02, 2019
Simplyleo:
Quite modest and simple imo though.

Though, looting of unimaginable magnitude went under gej, it appears he himself is actually innocent and this seems to account for why he never contested the outcome of the 2015 presidential election as he had no skeleton to hide.

Gej is truly a perfect gentleman.

Are you aware of the troubles Mama Jonathan faced when the funds she looted were uncovered

Who granted her access to those funds? Mehn, he is a fraud. Just like every Naija previous and present administration.

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TV/Movies / Re: Independence: #IndependentTacha Trends On Twitter. by Smartjohns(m): 9:39pm On Oct 01, 2019
kestolove95:
Stupidity

Honestly.
Crime / Re: Customer Thrown Out Of A Bank In Delta State (Video) by Smartjohns(m): 12:39pm On Sep 14, 2019
Stephendeals:
shocked
Reminds me of my ordeal with Useless Bank for Africa (UBA)
First incident i was debited but was not given cash it took two months of letters and shouting before i was reimburse at one instance the Branch manager was telling me that she was not owing money so i have no right to be angry with her after 3 consecutively 8 working days they kept posting me.

Second instance a friend did transaction with my account, needed the cash urgently and UBA told me that they can not pay me #400k that i can only collect 50k at that moment, i went berserk, teller please what is my account balance 850k? so what are you saying undecided undecided undecided oga calm down oo so we dont call security for you.

Some of these financial institutions can sometimes frustrate people

I believe you have closed the account with them sha.
Business / Re: Do You Trade Volatility 75 Index? Killing It With My Strategy by Smartjohns(m): 11:38pm On Sep 02, 2019
danolorunmo:


Seems this your number is not on whatsapp. Chat me up on 07033458776

Am now on WhatsApp.
Investment / Re: My MT4 And MT5 Apps Are Not Updating. by Smartjohns(m): 5:49pm On Sep 01, 2019
alaboski:
Hello, my mt4 and mt5 apps stopped moving since Friday. It just stopped

Are you not aware that the market is closed on weekends (Saturday - Sunday)?

Cum who tot you FX?

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Religion / Re: Share Your Testimonies. See mine. Photo by Smartjohns(m): 2:23pm On Sep 01, 2019
11thGoldTREE:
My testimony is that God has not done anything for me this year... This year has been very tough for me. A year filled with too much regret and disappointments

But I still put my trust and hope in him. He is my sky and my earth. And I believe in his son, Christ

You're alive, you're healthy, you have hope. And God has not done anything?

You have tomorrow and more days, give thanks for what you have now, and your days in earth shall be filled.

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Culture / Re: Cleaning The Dead: The Afterlife Rituals Of The Torajan People by Smartjohns(m): 11:02am On Aug 19, 2019
This people have problem, why the hell do they keep holding on to the past.
Politics / Re: IPOB: Why We Attacked Ike Ekweremadu In Germany by Smartjohns(m): 2:51am On Aug 18, 2019
StOla:



Explain misplaced aggression to the terrorist group when they come for you the day you break free from the herd/clan mentality.




How dare you question IPOB? Who is this lefulefu saboteur?

God help the non-conformists in an IPOB governed Biafra. The Talibans of Africa.

Is this one alright?
Romance / Re: I'm Confused,please Help Me Out. Which Photo Is Better? by Smartjohns(m): 9:51pm On Aug 17, 2019
VillageGuyArts1:
Please which of these photos is the best?

More grease to your elbow.

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Business / Re: Do You Trade Volatility 75 Index? Killing It With My Strategy by Smartjohns(m): 10:52pm On Aug 04, 2019
danolorunmo:


Seems this your number is not on whatsapp. Chat me up on 07033458776

Am not on WhatsApp, send a mail bro.
Business / Re: Do You Trade Volatility 75 Index? Killing It With My Strategy by Smartjohns(m): 10:50pm On Aug 03, 2019
Smiles...

Business / Do You Trade Volatility 75 Index? Killing It With My Strategy by Smartjohns(m): 10:44pm On Aug 03, 2019
Like I said earlier, you can get my strategy and trade Volatility 75 Index like a KING. Here's my trade rocking the Options V. 75 Index right now...

Check my signature to get the strategy (IF you can't reach me by phone, send SMS or mail, Thank you)

Business / Re: Do You Trade Volatility 75 Index? Come IN by Smartjohns(m): 9:24pm On Aug 02, 2019
More...

Business / Do You Trade Volatility 75 Index? Come IN by Smartjohns(m): 9:20pm On Aug 02, 2019
So I talked about my strategy some days ago and how much accurate it is on Volatility 75 Index, someone reached out and challenged me to show live demonstration of this...

Here's my demo account, log on to your MT5 app and watch my live trading on Volatility 75 Index.

NB. With my strategy you can trade volatility with as little as $10 USD.

Check my signature for my Contact and Pricing.

Business / Do You Trade Volatility 75 Index? Come Grab This Strategy by Smartjohns(m): 3:31pm On Jul 31, 2019
I was lucky to have come across this superb strategy, I've been killing the market ever since...

You can ask for more proof and I'll provide more than enough.

I don't wish for anyone to keep losing money, just get this strategy for Volatility Index Options.. E no cost...

Check my signature for contacts and pricing.

Business / Re: Forex: My Strategy On MT4 Mobile, See Wonders by Smartjohns(m): 6:04pm On Jul 26, 2019
Dajugba:

Join Garki Abuja Forex Traders on facebook. Those who sell and trade are also welcome.

https:///267909200761220?multi_permalinks=337319773820162%2C337306357154837%2C337224640496342%2C337218337163639%2C337163570502449&_rdr


Why spam my thread, bruh?
Business / Re: Forex: My Strategy On MT4 Mobile, See Wonders by Smartjohns(m): 4:59pm On Jul 26, 2019
IF you stay around Lagos and you'd like to LEARN forex trading from scratch or you'd like to invest and get 30% Returns Weekly.

Kindly check my signature for my contacts.
Business / Re: Forex: My Strategy On MT4 Mobile, See Wonders by Smartjohns(m): 10:55am On Jul 26, 2019
Ascomesco:
andersonemenine@gmail.com
Please do send a Mail, check my signature for my contacts.

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Business / Forex: My Strategy On MT4 Mobile, See Wonders by Smartjohns(m): 4:53pm On Jul 25, 2019
Really happy, I just got back to the market this week and my strategy is killing it, IF you recall I talked about the strategy earlier on (check my profile).

I attached some proof that it work but sorry I had to cut some part of Cus if I didn't you'd be getting my setups for FREE (even if you did you won't know how to use it until you watch the videos and get further instructions).

My strategy comes with 4 video presentations and aside that, I will take my time to put you through it.

My contact and pricing is at my signature, Just SMS either of my number or Mail, I dey ground 24/7.

Travel / Re: Nigerian Lady Sold As A Sex Slave/housemaid In Oman Cries Out For Help! Video! by Smartjohns(m): 4:57pm On Jul 21, 2019
21st century slave trade, am certain the offer came quite easy and free, at that time she must have felt really happy that God has answers her prayers and in a few months time had hoped to start sending money and cars back home.

Nigerians do not be gullible go directly to foreign embassy and apply for visa if declined do not relent, following back doors have cut shot a lot of dreams and lives. Nothing good comes easy. Repeat!

Dios!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNAIJA: Gedoni And Khafi Caught Kissing While Tacha Was Insulting Mike by Smartjohns(m): 12:48pm On Jul 21, 2019
The first set of NLers will complement, the second set will abuse the show, end time e.t.c while the last set of NLers will say, they don't watch it.

Celebrities / Re: Comedian "Aunty Success" Celebrates Birthday With Lovely Pictures by Smartjohns(m): 3:42pm On Jul 19, 2019
seyilabi:
grin They should beat me and they will be tired.

Someone said, Olodo!!!

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