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CelebritiesRe: Karibi Fubara Is Dead! Cancer Kills Nollywood Actor by smartr: 8:32pm On Dec 15, 2021
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by smartr: 4:13pm On Dec 15, 2021
Someone should drop today's games that I can play with 5h. Hunger bad embarassed cry
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo, Atiku, Tinubu: Who Would You Prefer As President Among The 3 In 2023? by smartr: 10:37am On Dec 15, 2021
Buharifan:
1. Yemi Osinbajo
2. Bola Tinubu
3. Atiku Abubakar
Osinbajo is the lesser devil, so him.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Calms You Down Whenever You Are Angry? by smartr: 8:32am On Dec 15, 2021
friday2011:
Suck my wife breast.

Nairaland GeneralRe: What Calms You Down Whenever You Are Angry? by smartr: 8:31am On Dec 15, 2021
silibaba:
Nothing but grin
You're doing well. I've never been angry after two bottles of Heineken or Budweiser. Was frustrated yesterday until I saw one unexpected can of Heineken in the fridge cheesy. I just calmed down one time cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Calms You Down Whenever You Are Angry? by smartr: 8:29am On Dec 15, 2021
[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=108503454][/quote]2 sachets of Action bitters can calm me down grin . Any other solution is expensive tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention One Mistake You Made That Cost You Alot In Life. by smartr: 8:24am On Dec 15, 2021
SamPeeLamen:
Alcohol... I never should have tasted that sh*t. Now I'm in trouble and I can't seem to get out.
Just alcohol?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention One Mistake You Made That Cost You Alot In Life. by smartr: 11:53pm On Dec 14, 2021
komodapson:
What seems (because i'm still not sure) to be one my Greatest mistake was aborting a Pregnancy my Girl friend had for me 17years ago. I was a young , bloody undergraduate, 300level.

She called to inform me about her pregnancy, it was already ( x )months and was 4 days to second semester exam.
My heart left my mouth on this day, I was like... "Why are you just telling me" - her response was
"I don't know what to do, she cried profusely in front of Queens Hall, drop of her tears doused my white T-shirt as I drew her closer. My heartbeat revved up, only God knows my bp then... I became quiet, like a stream.

I said ehn ehn..."I noticed you haven't been attending lectures , but I thought it was just one or two" , sleeping all through, she has added weight...
I was like "Ah!!!...
(I was naive , bereft of ideas...)
I said to her, what should we do?
She kept on saying " I don't know"

I said to her, don't worry ...we parted ways that evening..I couldn't attend all night tutorials, I was lost in thought.

I couldn't go back to my BQ then, sat in front of kuti hall...thinking...
I later slept in a friends room, couldn't tell him mehn!!!
Fast forward to following morning, picked up my ATM, withdrew all my savings about N86k then, put all cash in knapsack bag.

7.15a.m or so, I called her..
me:hello girl, how are you?
Gf: I'm fine
Me: get dressed, I'm coming now
Gf: Alright

Chartered a cabby to mokola....she kept on crying, I can't say stop crying... I was dumb..looking like òdé..mumu.

Got to mokola, Checked her into Scan center...waited for result ..the result came showing expected date of delivery, a boy...blablabla
I couldn't interprete the scanned result....I remember the doctor asking me.."is she your wife? I said yes....
(Omo!!! Boy don dey vomit tey tey o)
She held my arm closely like...

The doctor said: Congratulations, she's going to deliver so so so month (expectedly)
Scan shows a boy, doing well blablabla
...still I was looking like an idiot...lol
The doctor reel out dos and don't... All sounded like terms and conditions to my hears...lmao

He presented the scan result like a certificate to me...called another cabby, I told him to take us to nice restaurants around first, we went on top mokola hill... She couldn't eat, I asked her to eat something... Then I never realized the mood swing, picky nature and loss of appetite are signs or unusual behavior of pregnant women...

This period, my confidence has started to grow, I became bold ...thinking - "what's the worst thing that could happen"

(still yet to figure what next to do o)

Finished at restaurant, cab man dropped us in front of Agbowo... Took a campus cab to her hall and I said we'll see later in the evening.

My Friends don call tire...asking
Won't you come for tutorials?
Where are you guy?
You dey Kenneth dike ní?

Mtcheeew...."For my mind, I was like "f*ck you all "
Sitting quietly inside, brought out the scan result...i was gazing at it like an exam paper..
My Gf called - I didn't pickup
After few hours, I later called back - she asked me how I was doing? I replied cool...blablabla
"We go see in the evening"

Evening came...it was already past 9p.m entry closed for visitation to female hostel. Called her out...and ask her how she was feeling? She said dizzy... I said did anyone knew about what's happening to you? She said No one.

I said to her, that cold windy evening.."what should we do"
(For me, I'm ready for the worst - even though I don't know what the worst entails grin)
We both became calm for like 12mins and she replied?
I want an abortion

I was like - "Eh"...I opened my mouth wide...couldn't close it.
But, this time around... She was no longer weeping, looking fierce, determined...
I brought out the scan paper - tucked inside my jean key pocket(small pocket) , wrapped like rizler...

I checked the months again, as if I wasn't told last time at hospital... My heart went gaga...I retraced back to my O'level biology in which I was good at, and I had A3 grin
My mind was telling me is no longer possible, science was telling me otherwise... I didn't think about 3rd option - " Death"...

I asked her...3times the way peter was asked...Are you sure? She said YES...

This period, my alcohol consumption went overboard, above threshold...
Withdrew away from buddies, and became solitary...couldn't study, study ké

Fast forward ..exam don start...sat for my first paper... That paper that day, I knew I don fail, no how...it was a 4unit course....submitted and dashed out of exam hall...

She was of social sciences and had 6 papers only to sit for, being second semester.
Fast forward to Friday, No exam for both parties... Call cabby...went to mokola, this time around not the first hospital... I said she should sit inside MR BIGGS, bought her pastries.... She asked me where i was going? I said i'm coming.....walked round aimlessly, couldn't visit alaafia hospital... I knew kasala go burst, if i did...'cos i could be arrested and they can't be involved in such unwholesome practice....

Out of blues, I saw a newly painted maternity clinic...climbed the stairs ,walked up to a young beautiful nurse... The clinic is new with touch of class. I crave for her indulgence, she obliged... I narrated the whole story , everything to her "in-to-to"...no subtraction/no addition...

Nurse was calm and looking confused as well.
She has no answer to give, rather than to tell me to wait and see the doctor gynaecologist. Met, Young doctor as well, an alumnus. Narrated everything, he asked steps have taken...I said none aside scan...she requested for result, looked at it and kept asking varying degree of questions - course of study, age, my plans, love life , genotype every every...both relevant and irrelevant...

Later, he said where is the lady...I said she's close by...he said I should go and call her...I went to pick her, she was already asleep..awww

She asked me subtly " where have you being? I said i went to look for a clinic, and the doctor wants to see you...

In doctors office...he talked to us gently and calm...telling us the good, bad and ugly...that we shouldn't carry out an abortion. He gave several advice, but he realized my GF is hell bent on it from her looks. He later asked us to go and sit outside after several hours, and she called in one of the nurses into his office. Perhaps for discussion.

Later...he called us in, and he obliged to do it. I was indifferent, but the expression on my GF face was that of relief.
So he(doctor) said, the fee was N30,000, we should come back following morning.....listed some drugs to buy aside fee...I no even negotiate am...

But the doctor said something which struck me..."he said we should ensure we sleep with each other tonight, its very important "...he said so without even smiling, looking serious...

I couldn't ask why...I was like, me wey my sexual urge don dry, looking unkempt without focus....
collected one of nurses phone number...
We left....

Got back to my BQ, already late in evening. She said she wanted to eat something spicey like spiced meat, took a bike to black market and get some. Came back, my babe ate some...I no fit chew anything sef, all appetite gone. Just walked into bathroom to have a shower...

Later...babe said " how about what doctor told us to do"
I was like what? She said we should make love now...I just switched on the fan and covered myself with duvet without uttering a word.

Few hours later, we sha do am, with long hours before I could get an erection. grin

Saturday morning , called the nurse and she said we should come. Got to clinic....Sat, waited for the doctor... She checked in, I was praying within me- grin - Only God knows who I was praying too... 3-4 hours later, I was told everything has been done by the nurse, but she can't go now. My heart skip a beat, I imaging nollywood movies how doctors and nurses do play gimmick and later say ..I'm sorry...lol

Thank God ....It was Successful...

Went to pick her up Sunday evening... Looking tired...none of us were even bothered about exam...Ah! This life....

Exam Result came out next session... I failed in flying colors, had 3 carry overs...CGPA dropped from second class upper to lower...
For her, she managed to scale through, scored 40s - 50s being social sciences.

Fast forward 2 sessions after..babe graduated... Guy had an extra year... Babe went for service...Guy struggled, couldn't make up for loss marks, settled for second class lower...

Babe Got a job with a Brewery, well paid.... Guy man was still struggling... Babe wanted to get married, she was pressured, extreme pressure... Guy man yet to distinguish her left hand from right yet, no finance...still squatting... I later withdrew from her due to her undue pressure...

Later babe got married to another man who is ready, relocated to the States.
Guy man attended interviews upon interviews, later sha got a Job with a dairy company.

Babe and guy later reconnected on social media...WhatsApp and all... $X babe keep sending to guyman at all times

Fast forward to 2020... Babe shipped two cars to Guy man, one to be sold and refund the money to ship another and the other as a gift...

22nd of December, babe would be coming to Nigeria provided all bans are lifted...
Which kain long writeup be this angry angry

LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie At The Age Of Six (Throwback Photo) by smartr: 11:51pm On Dec 14, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Damnnn beautiful

Got to comments twice without knowing

I have to slow down on my weed
Slow down o

BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by smartr: 9:42pm On Dec 14, 2021
ManCity will be showing muscle in EPL, common leipzig they can't do 1x angry angry
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by smartr: 9:35pm On Dec 14, 2021
IgiveLadiesBj:
I'm looking for 3.5odd game.

I just sold my laptop
Eweeee.. make the bet no cast o

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Shola Adeoye: "A Man Who Can't Cook Is An Open Target For The Devil" by smartr: 4:11pm On Dec 14, 2021
MufasaLion:
I ain't marrying.

CelebritiesRe: Ka3na Jubilates As She Receives intimacy gadgets As Early Christmas Gifts From Husband by smartr: 4:06pm On Dec 14, 2021
Pastorjohn2:
Daughter of Jezebel, I feel pity for her unfortunate son.
He cant amount to anything in life after coming out from the womb of this harlot.
Be calming down
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by smartr: 4:00pm On Dec 14, 2021
FatherANlNI:
cheesy

Alabi no even allow you go anywhere before him collect your 5h...

First game l
LoL. The hustle continues!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention One Mistake You Made That Cost You Alot In Life. by smartr: 11:36am On Dec 14, 2021
Moye04:
It's a faceless forum so no need for lies. I have just been reading people's experiences and i just couldn't help it. People have gone through alot in this wicked world oo. Hmmm me ehn. I don't just know the kind of heart God gave me, i can't see someone in pain or need and not help them even when me self I'm in need oo. I can forgo my own need and help someone who is in need before thinking of how my own need will be met. I have done that countless times and now when i make a call to people for one help or the other, everybody disappears. I hardly get help from people. Ha! It can be very painful oo. Sometimes tears drops my eyes that how can things be hard for me like this especially when i lost my dad recently. Many atimes it makes me want to be hard but i can't. Presently i'm trying to get an accommodation, i have a little amount just to get the balance and make the payment has become a challenge for weeks now. It is well. God is my reward.
Helped my uncle with 5k on a saturday, 8 days later, things got so rough for me that I had to borrow 25k undecided . I think being hard is the only option now. Because givers dey lack nowadays. If I look at my condition ehn, I start to regret helping people and even paying tithe and offerings.
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by smartr:
B2SF5A5 msport
200 for 62k Today -Sunday
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by smartr: 11:29am On Dec 14, 2021
VillageBus:
Operation this December must be detty rollover.
Day 1 5odds
Day 2 3 odds
Day 3 4 odds
Day 4 3 odds
Day 5 4 odds
Day 5 3 odds
With 500 u gon get 1million+

I go drop day 1 around 1pm
mad oo.. but will alabi allow somebody undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention One Mistake You Made That Cost You Alot In Life. by smartr:
When my business was still doing okay. I failed to:

1. Save.
2. Diversify into crypto and other investments.
3. Figure out a skill that piques my interest.

Now I'm kind of stranded in life cause there's no money to do anything asides paying bills. Debts are piling up too. 355k and counting.. Now 300 cool
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by smartr: 7:53am On Dec 14, 2021
paymentvoucher:
Yes I will.
ok
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by smartr: 11:15pm On Dec 13, 2021
paymentvoucher:
Please guys how long does it take sportybet to payout?

My payment is still pending
Curious.. will you pay tithe on this winning?
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Abraham, Cee-C, Nengi Dress Like ‘Old Stars’ To Aki & Pawpaw Premier (Pix) by smartr: 9:53pm On Dec 13, 2021
RPG2020:
Nor go used her picture pass all night inside toilet shocked
Thanks for the suggestion

CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw Effortlessly Jumps On Man While Dancing by smartr: 9:34pm On Dec 13, 2021
nero2face:
Na the real slay queen be that, not the broke ass girls of these days looking for a romantic, nice looking, and God fearing yahoo boy with some touch of Baba Adeboye

PoliticsRe: Ahmed Zainab: Nigerians Should Expect Modest Increases In Taxes And Levies by smartr: 9:32pm On Dec 13, 2021
insidelife22:
God Naija needs a revolution to get sane.

no job creation.

no Security of lives and property.

no hope for the youths.

still they are taxing us dry.
Revolution or nothing! Words will not change this country.
PhonesRe: 5G License Auction: MTN, Mafab Communications Win Slots For $273m by smartr: 9:29pm On Dec 13, 2021
Hope Mafab wins. F*** MTN.
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Abraham, Cee-C, Nengi Dress Like ‘Old Stars’ To Aki & Pawpaw Premier (Pix) by smartr: 9:28pm On Dec 13, 2021
Cee C no go kill person kiss

CelebritiesRe: Toyin Abraham, Cee-C, Nengi Dress Like ‘Old Stars’ To Aki & Pawpaw Premier (Pix) by smartr: 9:26pm On Dec 13, 2021
EmmanuelScott1:
Cee c my crush cool
Love cee c man!
CelebritiesRe: Allison Sekegha Hosts Friends To Birthday Dinner In Her Abuja Apartment by smartr: 9:24pm On Dec 13, 2021
Cholls:
my brother konji na bastard

BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by smartr: 9:22pm On Dec 13, 2021
Think4Yourself:
Sk really has been good to me.

Calmed my nerve every fûcking time.....

Smoking is good, just choose the right one.

God plant it.....Man makes beer.....

In God I trust wink
I'm ourra here

BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by smartr: 12:59pm On Dec 13, 2021
paymentvoucher:
Thanks bro..

The total winning was 10Million but I cashed out before the last few games and Man Utd actually spoiled the ticket. Thank God I cashed out
Uzomarrr123 come and see oo

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