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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Job Should I Pick? by SmartThief(m): 2:09pm On Dec 04, 2023
Tajbol4splend:



Change your mindset, it's not a curse or prayer that you will be poor forever if you don't do what's best for you, if you think to be rich is hard, then I have a news for you, to be poor is harder, shallom.

Seems like poverty has dealt with you alot. Lol. Enjoy your life man.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Job Should I Pick? by SmartThief(m): 9:58am On Dec 02, 2023
Tajbol4splend:



This mindset is the reason why you will forever be poor and be among those blaming the government


The way you curse people you have never seen says alot about your personality. Where i'm from, we dont demand on ur corrupt govment!

Eat ur ill gotten money... And shut the Bleep up!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Job Should I Pick? by SmartThief(m): 7:46pm On Dec 01, 2023
Tajbol4splend:
Go learn valuable skills and stop looking for salary jobs, salary job is not a life, stop letting people use you

Learn Tech
Learn Communication
Learn agriculture

These are the areas where money is, stop being lazy


Is this meant to be encouraging? You think if he had the money he would be here looking for advice? Everybody didnt have it soft like you! Mtcheeww!

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Politics / Re: A Must Read: How Ebonyi State Government Is Oppressing Me, Because Am From Anamb by SmartThief(m): 4:29pm On Nov 06, 2023
Take this to twitter.
Travel / Re: Air Peace To Begin London Operations by SmartThief(m): 7:42am On Nov 04, 2023
oluwaseyi0:
Can't the government just adopt this as national career


No! Because the owner is Igbo!!!

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Sports / "Renewed Hope" Betting: Let's Make N50k With N800 In 10 Days. Game Stays Today! by SmartThief(m): 3:18pm On Nov 03, 2023
Hello guys, with my knowledge of betting. I decided to see how we can make cool cash in 10 days with just N800. It would be based on two different bookings. The first booking will start today and end on Wednesday and if it's successful I can then get you guys the second one that would run from Thursday till Sunday.

This booking was carefully picked!

It's 85% SURE of winning!

Let's go!

Booking code Bet9ja: 5NBS57C

Romance / Re: See This 200$ Amazon Gift Card I Received from a US Client by SmartThief(m): 4:34am On Oct 29, 2023
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Register and sell it there and get the money transfered to you sharp sharp.
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Travel / Re: My Japa Plan Has Been Destroyed by SmartThief(m): 8:08pm On Oct 26, 2023
Check if you can use it to export oversea. You can buy red oil for example in very large quantity and export. You can easily get trusted buyers oversea. Just saying.

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Politics / Re: APC Chairman, Ganduje, Fighting Sleep At The Supreme Court (Pictures) by SmartThief(m): 10:57am On Oct 26, 2023
This is how i feel watching any Man United games. very boring grin
Family / Re: How Can 5k Be Managed In A Week by SmartThief(m): 7:06pm On Oct 23, 2023
Singlesingle:
Where you see paint rubber of garri for ₦1300 and 4 cups of sugar ₦400? cheesy


Then he just has to adjust. They are very close to the actual prices. Besides, sweet potatoes are very cheap in the market.
Family / Re: How Can 5k Be Managed In A Week by SmartThief(m): 6:43pm On Oct 23, 2023
How you can use 5k as a student for a week.

1 painter of garri 1300
3 packs of spaghetti 1800
4 cups beans of 600
2 satchets of tomatoes 200
2 Satchets of groundnut oil 300
2 cups of sugar 400
Groundnut 300

Total= N4900

A mixture of 2 cup of beans and spaghetti should last two days for you. use the garri, groundnut and sugar to be subsidising o

austerity measures!

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Career / Re: Is Quitting A Good Idea? Opinions Will Be Appreciated by SmartThief(m): 1:54pm On Aug 19, 2023
Since you did Engineering in school, why not learn a digital skill and work online? Why demote yourself to a more frustrating job. If you need a better business to venture into, reply me and I will drop some for you
Sports / Is Lionel Messi Overrated? by SmartThief(m): 12:08pm On Aug 06, 2023
Messi is so overrated, I wonder how some people have the audacity to call him the GOAT!


I mean come on, what kind of player scores so many goals from outside the box? If you really want to score goals, score them from inside the box, this is how football is supposed to be played.

He is so selfish, do you know what kind of player gives away the chance of scoring a hat trick by giving a penalty to his teammates? Selfish one! I mean he just likes to be the bigger man, and always thinks of his personal glory!

Also, he is so scared of scoring goals that instead of scoring by himself, he passes them to teammates. Can you believe it? No wonder he has 300+ assists, such a disgraceful player.

He scored 91 goals in a calendar year, I mean, who does that? He is such a show-off, instead of helping his teammates, he scored them all.

He nutmegs players, this is a pure sign of disrespect. He dribbles past 5–6 players and scores, such a show-off! This is not how football is played. Besides he never does step-overs, the way he dribbles past players does not look good, I mean you have to do like 10 step-overs before you beat a player.

He has 7 Balon D’ors, and 6 European golden shoes. I mean, you are a playmaker, your job is to create chances for others, why on earth would you win the top scorer record 6 times? Disgusting.

He is the highest goal scorer in La Liga, Barcelona, Argentina, and even South America! He has no respect for legends like Ronaldo, Pele, and Maradona! He could have scored some less to show respect to the actual legends.

He has just won an international trophy for Argentina, Argentina’s first trophy in almost 30 years. Why? He is so stupid, that he refused to play for Spain for this lackluster Argentina team. He lacks prudence. I mean who refuses to play for the team that was basically another version of his great club squad?

Edit 18 Dec 2022:

Messi has just won World Cup while being the best player of the tournament for the record second time. Argentina was on the brink of elimination from the group stage before he shamelessly scored a stunner against Mexico to turn the table. Who does that? He missed a penalty against Poland but still was the best player on the pitch and led his team to the knockout stage. I mean, if you miss a penalty, you should ghost and play horribly, this is how we know a good footballer should react He is the first player to score in all the knock-out matches, and eventually scored twice in the final.

He ended the GOAT debate by winning 3 Internation trophies that include a World Cup in the last 2 years. What are we going to talk about now? He deprived us of the opportunity to troll him, he shut our mouths, how are we going to talk now? He is so brutal, he used magic to make it difficult for the whole world to hate him. He made many atheists turn into theists. If this is not overrated then what is?

I can go all day, in a nutshell, he is the most overrated player of all time.

Edit: It’s a shame that I had to explain sarcasm to many Messi fans.

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: If You Have Any Phone For Sale, Post It Here. Meet Your Buyers Here by SmartThief(m): 11:26am On Jul 08, 2023
Pouvoir 3 Plus
4/64
6000 Mah
Face unlock
Fingerprint


Price: N40000

Location: Nsukka but can waybill to you.

Business / Legit Foreign Number Sold Here(USA, UK, Canada, And More) by SmartThief(m): 9:01am On Jul 02, 2023
Hello guys, I sell foreign numbers at a very affordable prices for international businesses and calls.

USA
Canada
Poland
Netherlands
United kingdom

Available for sale

WhatsApp: 09112090640
Phones / I Need A N25k - N35k Good Condition, Fairly Used Android Phone by SmartThief(m): 8:49am On Jun 01, 2023
Hello guys, I will really appreciate if I can get a fairly used android phone here. The price range should be N25k to N35k.

preferably tecno or infinix.
Phones / Re: Tecno Pouvoir 3 Plus by SmartThief(m): 8:42am On May 31, 2023
Try upload picture and price
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Infinix Hot 12i For Sale by SmartThief(m): 4:47am On May 30, 2023
30k
Phones / Re: How Much Data Do You Use On Daily Basis(photo)? by SmartThief(m): 10:36am On May 24, 2023
Why not buy mtn data of N1500 For 6gb on the opay app. Thats the one i use o. It lasts for a week.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Itel P32 With 4000mah Battery by SmartThief(m): 7:00am On May 11, 2023
last price and ur location?
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Techno Pourvior 4 by SmartThief(m): 6:52am On May 11, 2023
52k
Sports / Re: Supersports Asks You To Select The Greatest Ever African In The Premier League by SmartThief(m): 7:15am On Mar 28, 2023
Most people here choosing Didier Drogba are doing it out of the African-ness and we felt his connection and blackness more than Salah.


But, in my own opinion Mohammed Salah is the greatest African footballer in the Premier league.

No equals!!!
Adverts / Re: Opera News Hub: How To Make #50,000 Monthly With Opera News 2020 by SmartThief(m): 4:10am On May 01, 2020
Add me please. 09093860902
Sports / Please I Need Help by SmartThief(m): 11:30am On Oct 08, 2018
Some sent this to my inbox.
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Please, i need help, i really dont know what to do because the people around me are not strong enough to help me. Am from a poor home and am supposed to be the bread winner of my family. I am a talented footballer who fits into the 9 and 10 positions very well. My friends have seen me play even strangers and they have advised not to kill this talented that it is rare and strange. The difficult thing now is any scouting i want to go to am being dispirited because of the amount they demand which i dont even have, i am even trying to eat twice a day. Please i just wish there could be someone out there that is after talents, who can just give me a free trial to see how good i am...please am very good. Help me! You can hear it from my friends if you want...just give me the opportunity please.
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You can get me on this email
Chukomacko@gmail.com
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Please, God will bless you. Thank you.
Sports / Re: 2018 World Cup: How Super Eagles Can Lift Trophy In Russia – Amokachi by SmartThief(m): 4:13pm On Jun 06, 2018
Are you sure this over sabi have been watching our friendlies? ....mtcheeewwww
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The only way Nigeria can get to the quarter finals... Is if they change the jersey...we never win any match with that Jersey.... The jersey too fine... And when something is too fine.... I hope you know what am trying to say? grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Czech Republic Friendly - 0 - 1 (Full -Time) by SmartThief(m): 4:09pm On Jun 06, 2018
I just thank God sey I no go watch this match... I for just lose ₦50 with frustration....good riddance to bad rubbish! If dem like make dem perform woefully at the World Cup... It won't change anything.... They have been doing it... Not new!
Sports / Re: Agu & Aina dropped from Nigeria's final World Cup list. by SmartThief(m): 9:25pm On Jun 05, 2018
Memphis357:

na "Waste" ooooooo!!
You no go read and �.... Be reading for correction..i saw it! I wrote it!
Politics / Re: I'm Afraid Opposition Has More Money - Buhari by SmartThief(m): 11:15am On Jun 03, 2018
BlackPeni5:
President Muhammadu Buhari expressed fears yesterday that the opposition in the country has stupendous resources at its disposal in preparation for the 2019 elections which the ruling All Progressives Congress , APC, may not be able to match.

The President also said that the opposition elements were sponsoring mischief against his government in a bid to discredit him and make him unpopular.

In its immediate reaction however, the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, said President Buhari should rather be afraid of his rejection by Nigerians who have made up their minds to throw him out in 2019 as a result of his failure in government President Buhari, in his speech, when the Buhari Media Organization, BMO, paid him a courtesy visit at the Presidential Villa, Abuja, sympathised with those who were supporting his government in view of the increasing opposition against him.

He however appreciated the efforts of members of the group who he said may have lost their friends for just supporting him, stressing that it was a great sacrifice they were making without financial rewards.

According to him, “I don’t think I can thank you enough for your steadfastness under very difficult circumstances. It is not easy to defend this administration and more in particular to defend me."

“But your consistency has given me a lot of confidence. And I know you are doing it as a sacrifice not only in terms of physical or mental but material sacrifice. Because as I keep on saying, the opposition elements are now sitting on incredible resources which I am afraid we might not match at all. For that reason, the opposition is sponsoring mischief from different angles which in spite of the incumbency of government we cannot absolutely stop."

“It is you who are fighting it and I cannot thank you enough for that. Most of the people I jailed have been given back all that they had taken before I was jailed”.

The President then went on memory lane on the decision he took as a military head of state where he ordered the arrest, detention and prosecution of those who allegedly looted public funds, but also noted that those who were found not guilty were discharged.

He said, “Most of those people who were judged by the various tribunals have been given back what they have taken. I spent 18 months in detention and luckily they did not find anything against me and I was released. But my problem was that there was a journalist from Edo State who wrote an article on me that my mother had to die to save me."

This was because I was only released when my mother died to go and bury her. Of course, you know as a Muslim tradition demands that you are buried where you die.

“So, I can appreciate the sacrifices most of you sitting here have made in terms of materialism or even losing some of your friends to continue to support me. I have been here for three years and you have proved to people that you are not here for material things, but out of sacrifice and the strength of the moral courage you have is the the strength of the physical, it is the strength of losing the friends you have."

“I am sure you are being asked, this support you are busy giving Buhari, what do you get out of it. And that is why I commend your steadfastness and I am very grateful for it. In this country whether people like it or not, they will remain grateful for your courage because you have the courage to do the research, to take the time to reply mischievous representation and we are very grateful.”

In his remarks, the leader of Buhari Media Organization which was formerly known as Buhari Media Support Organization, Austin Braimoh said, the group believed in the government of President Buhari.

He said the group had in the course of carrying out its assignment used various organs of mass communication to project the administration, stressing that it changed the negative narratives the opposition was dishing out when President Buhari went on medical vacation to London.

PDP replies Buhari Meanwhile, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) yesterday dismissed President Muhammadu Buhari’s remark about the opposition having too much money going into the 2019 elections.

The party said rather than worry about the opposition, President Buhari should reckon with his failure to deliver on promises made to Nigerians during the electioneering campaign for the 2015 polls. National Publicity Secretary of the Party, Kola Ologbondiyan told Vanguard that the real fear the first citizen should worry about is the betrayal of trust of Nigerians. “He should be worried about the failure of his government, not about money in the hands of the opposition.

In 2015, Nigerians trusted Muhammadu Buhari and voted him to become President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces. One clear year to the 2019 general elections, the same people have rejected him for failing to do anything meaningful to impact on their lives So, what should be his fear is the rejection by Nigerians who have made up their minds to throw him out in 2019,” Ologbondiyan said.

Also speaking, former Minister of Special Duties and 2019 Presidential aspirant on the platform of the PDP, Kabiru Tanimu Turaki, said “Buhari’s fear is a misplaced one. At any time, no individual or political party can boast of the enormous resources in the hands of the government".

Recently, the Federal government unilaterally approved the withdrawal of $1billion from the Excess Crude Account (ECA) without legislative approval and concerns were raised that the money could be used to prosecute the 2019 elections. The government he controls has more money than any imagined opposition and so, he should tell us something different.”

Also reacting to President Buhari’s remark, the All Progressive Grand Alliance, APGA, yesterday, said it does not play money politics, but politics of ideology and policy formulations to deepen democracy and deliver good governance to the citizenry.

National Publicity Secretary of APGA, Mr. Iheanacho Orji, faulted apprehension by President Muhammadu Buhari that the opposition has enormous money at its disposal than the ruling All Progressive Congress, APC.

According to him, “How could the opposition have more money than the All Progressive Congress, APC, which controls the presidency, is it possible? In a nutshell, the President’s statement could not be factual.

We know there are 68 political parties, the moment you remove PDP, you remove APGA, we have 66 other parties remaining who are not controlling executive positions in the state not to talk of the presidency.

“There is no way the opposition will have more money than the ruling party that controls more executive positions both in the states and the presidency. APGA does not play money politics; we play clear ideological politics and so, whether we have the money or not is not the issue, we don’t involve ourselves in money politics. We play ideological politics, and we are pure to the sensibility of the masses. We play politics based on policies and ideas for the betterment of the country.”

Focus on security, not 2019 elections, CSOs urge Buhari Similarly, some Civil Society Organisations have urged President Muhammadu Buhari,to focus on security and not 2019 elections.

The Country Director, Actionaid, Ene Obi, in his reaction said Buhari should not be concerned more about his presidential ambition than the incessant loss of lives on a daily basis and how to ensure the recovery of looted money and conviction of looters. According to Obi the president should think more about the plight of Nigerians who are not having access to the basic necessities of life, and also to work hard for the unity and peace of Nigeria.

According to her: “President Buhari should pay more attention to national security, the lives of Nigerian citizens, and the fight against corruption. He should charge the justice system to get more convictions on those who looted the economy. Recovered money should make a difference in the lives of Nigerians from where the monies were stolen from.

She urged Buhari to make sure the people were carried along in his policies and programmes, and also to take care of vulnerable Nigerians, especially the internally displaced persons. In his own reaction, the Country Director, Nation First Foundation, Onianwa Elidad, said President Buhari should focus more on Nigerians and how to add value to their lives because they come first before any political ambition.

“It is not good to hear this from President Muhammadu Buhari at this point. The nation should come first before any other thing, and his accusation against the opposition party could be analysed from different directions, particularly, with accusations that he has been selective in the fight against corruption.

“Mr. President, please, you should do what the constitution has mandated you especially in securing the lives of Nigerians, providing shelter and food for them. Improve on your economic policies and add value to the lives of over 180 million Nigerians”, he added.

Former member of the House of Representatives, Hon West Idahosa, who also reacted to the president’s remark said “Buhari’s statement is purely diversionary. It is public knowledge that most of the opposition members standing trial and even those under investigation have their accounts frozen.

The only ones with plenty cash are ministers and heads of parastatals as well as former opposition stalwarts who are now in APC, the president’s party. God bless Nigeria.”


Buhari voice just dey vex me these days...shameless grandfather! angry

http://saharareporters.com/2018/06/02/2019-im-afraid-opposition-has-too-much-money-buhari

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Sports / Re: Agu & Aina dropped from Nigeria's final World Cup list. by SmartThief(m): 11:10am On Jun 03, 2018
Just maybe... He didn't drop Onazi cus he is the assistant captain. But Joel angry...Joel being there is political, he is just a waist product. I won't be surprised if he is benched throughout the competition...Self, the two of them I don't know who is better self?
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They can still change sha... Change is constant.... But not with Buhari.
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Happy Sunday lovely people.

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Romance / Who Is Rude? ... by SmartThief(m): 4:42am On Apr 05, 2018
They have been facebook friends for sometime.. But the guy got pissed when the girl refused to reply.

Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Shows Off His Father For The First Time (Photo/ Video) by SmartThief(m): 5:33pm On Sep 28, 2017
...just make sure you marry that girl.

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