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Sports › Re: Michel Slams Alvaro Morata For Moving To Chelsea by SmartyPants(m): 3:00pm On May 23, 2018
olafunny:
After he made a deal with Chelsea
Nope. Moratta to Chelsea only happened after Utd pulled off Lukaku. Don't bother arguing... It is a fact that Lukaku was Chelsea's first choice and Morata to Utd was blocked by Real Madrid's exorbitant demands.
Sports › Re: Michel Slams Alvaro Morata For Moving To Chelsea by SmartyPants(m): 2:19pm On May 23, 2018
olafunny:
Had he read what became of Torres, Remy, Costa, and many other chelsea strikers, he would have chosen Manchester United instead.

Now he's as useless as 'ueue' in 'Queue'
He did choose Man Utd. Man Utd chose Lukaku.
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by SmartyPants(m): 4:20am On May 22, 2018
Pharaoh001:
Which one be the leading Pentecostal church again?? is Pentecostal not a church on its ownhuh ...why associating it with RCCG undecided smh

Btw, I never know when Rccg has turn herself into Marriage Institutions.... Churches with deceit. sad
Is your brain paining you? Where do Christians go to get married?
Family › Re: I'm Experiencing Emotional Blackmail From My Family! by SmartyPants(m): 4:00am On May 22, 2018
People will always ask, you always have the liberty of saying no. Its really that simple.

Create a budget of a certain amount specifically for giving and don't go beyond it. When they ask for more than you can afford to give say no and learn to be strong in your emotions.
Sports › Re: Which Of These Is The Best Ever English Premier League Team? by SmartyPants(m): 11:33am On May 17, 2018
snowden9:
Manchester United 1998/1999 aka Treble Winners

Win- 22
Draw- 13
Lose- 3
Points- 79
Epl Goals- 80
Other trophies : Fa Cup, UEFA champions league

Most Used Team: GK- Schmeichel
DF- Gary Neville, Phil Neville, Jaap Stam, Denis Irwin
MF- David Beckham, Roy Keane, Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes
FW- Andy cole, Dwight yorke

Review: The 1998–99 season was the most successful season in the history of Manchester United Football Club . After finishing the previous season without winning any titles, United won a treble of trophies (the Premier League , FA Cup and UEFA Champions League), the first side in English football to achieve such a feat.

During the campaign United lost only five times, including a one-off Charity Shield fixture, in the League Cup against eventual winners Tottenham Hotspur and their only home defeat, a league match against Middlesbrough in December 1998.

Fergie's men remained undefeated from Boxing Day that season, picking up an incredible 48 points from a possible 60 on offer. And they did it all while successfully chasing FA Cup and Champions League glory.

To add to it all, United sealed the treble with a homegrown core of David Beckham , Ryan Giggs, Gary Neville, Paul Scholes and Phil Neville.
i think the comparison should start from the 21st Century and without a doubt the 2007/2008 Man Utd team was better than all these ones.
Romance › Re: Okoro Blessing Nkeiruka Builds A House Of Her Own After Boyfriend Dumped Her by SmartyPants(m): 10:55pm On May 16, 2018
You were living as man and woman with a man who was not your husband and you believe it was your prayer that made the man to progress.

Nigerians.
Business › Re: Billionaire Femi Otedola Spotted In A Molue. by SmartyPants(m): 6:32pm On May 16, 2018
400billionman:
Will recognizing him place food on their tables?
Quite possibly.
Celebrities › Re: The Chef Chi, Chioma, Davido's Girlfriend: 7 Facts You Didn’t Know Avril Rowland by SmartyPants(m): 11:53pm On May 15, 2018
ItzBIM:
Don't want to sound like a hater but I don’t find her attractive. She’s average as fucckk
Must she be beautiful?
Christianity Etc › Re: BBC Visits RCCG Redemption Camp (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 5:37pm On May 15, 2018
PaChukwudi44:
There is no country that has an RCCG parish that did not have a catholic church there before them so your point is meaningless.RCCG is not even the largest Christian church in Nigeria
I don't mean to take part in the debate but i just want to point out to you that "growing' does not mean 'largest'.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (1 - 0) On 13th May 2018 by SmartyPants(m): 2:49pm On May 13, 2018
Goodbye Michael Carrick...such an absolute joy watching this guy play in his prime.

Salute to the Skipper.

Romance › Re: Approaching The Beautiful Woman: How To Handle The Pressure Points by SmartyPants(m): 9:38pm On May 12, 2018
BiafranBushBoy:
lol... this should have been nice, but all these can work when you have all I have listed below;

- Financial security

- A good job

- A car

- A well-furnished apartment

- And you are average looking

You can't be looking like a refugee, and a woman would give you listening ears. Unless you deal with ghetto girls.

The bottom line is; fix your life, have dreams, chase them, keep achieving it, and the law of attraction will send someone to you when the time is due.

Chase dreams and women will come like a bonus.

I'll take my leave!
Ghetto girls don't deserve love too?
Science/Technology › Re: The Beautiful Scorpion I Found In Ogun On My Project Site by SmartyPants(m): 9:36pm On May 12, 2018
uuzba:
Oga Mr Smarty Pants (abi trouser), we are not doing Liberal and Democrat in this country. Carry your categorization and comot.
Liberalism is a philosophy on life and not necessarily a political orientation.
Science/Technology › Re: The Beautiful Scorpion I Found In Ogun On My Project Site by SmartyPants(m): 7:36pm On May 12, 2018
slimfit1:
Lool
So it's okay to kill cockroaches but bad to disturb scorpions.

Typical liberals are the most confused set of human beings in the world.
Romance › Re: Man's Head Smashed While Fighting For His Girlfriend. She Takes Selfie With Him by SmartyPants(m): 8:47am On May 12, 2018
dejive:
Fake! definitely from a movie scene.. if u look closely at d head, you will see Beef placed on it..Op just came up with a story after stumbling on a random pix..smh!
Placing of meat on a swelling or contusion is sometimes done instead of using ice.
Romance › Re: Man's Head Smashed While Fighting For His Girlfriend. She Takes Selfie With Him by SmartyPants(m): 8:46am On May 12, 2018
jessca048:
I won't even want any man to fight for me like that I don't want to feel that I have a great debt towards you. by the way that picture is fake you can't lose that amount of blood with the skull injured and still be standing
The amount of blood lost is not up to the amount one would give in a donation. It just looks bad because of he the shorts are stained.
Crime › Re: Man Beaten To Death In Enugu - Days Before Returning To His Base In Abuja.Photos by SmartyPants(m): 12:56am On May 11, 2018
BlackPantherxXx:
Quite a lot of folks must want to know the identity of NL's most infamous troll.

[b]Cross-reference mutual friends of the 2 deceased on social media, find more clues perhaps?


(i know you are smart enough not to leave traces)

Sorry for your loss. I hope the inept police find the killer(s)[/b]
huh

Mate if you don't have work to do go and find.
Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu Replies Davido’s Shade. Calls Chioma A 'Bitch' by SmartyPants(m): 11:37am On May 10, 2018
Treasuredlove:
Where is the shade? He said "invincible" not "invisible" he was obviously trying to support her by also blaming hackers. Bloggers, you guys need a dictionary
Clearly judging from the laughing emojis it seems more likely that the boy simply doesn't know the difference between invisible and invincible. He meant invisible.
Crime › Re: 25-Year-Old African American Fights 6 Police Officers At The Same Time (Pics) by SmartyPants(m): 9:38pm On May 09, 2018
Jakumo:
The officers showed a LOT of restraint. The man was huge, advancing towards the officers, shouting, and clearly in the throes of a psychotic episode, so he is EXTREMELY lucky that he did not get shot full of holes during that tense encounter.

The number one rule when confronted by police is to COMPLY with their orders, or possibly die from their bullets, for resisting arrest. It is just idiotic to try and fight the police in ANY country, least of all the USA, and ESPECIALLY if one is of the black persuasion.
I hope you can see where it is clearly stayed that he has mental health issues?
Crime › Re: Four Arrested For Speaking Against Water Pollution By The Chinese In Gambia by SmartyPants(m): 11:06am On May 09, 2018
HarryDuce:
They removed one senseless leader just to vote in another senseless one.


Na Wa.
Oh the previous guy was not senseless and would never have allowed this. He was just a wicked despot.
Health › Re: A Healthy Liver Vs A Liver Damaged By Alcohol (Disturbing Photo) by SmartyPants(m): 11:52am On May 06, 2018
rozayx5:
Lol


Long I switched to smoothies and natural juice


All these beer mineral etc. Cheap but deadly
By natural juice i hope you don't mean juice in the carton? Coz that one is equally unhealthy.

The only 100% healthy drinks are water and freshly made juice and in some context, wine.
Crime › Re: Lady Lawyer Stabs Husband To Death In Lagos, Then Tries Killing Herself by SmartyPants(m): 1:45pm On May 03, 2018
biacan:
Something must have led her to commit this dreadful act..... maybe he cheated who knows.....huh
Just to read two to three lines you cannot? It's so hard?? Okay little child, take let me spoon feed you:

Mrs Otike-Odibe was alleged to have insisted that all the husband’s properties must be willed to her, a demand that didn’t go down well with the husband. It was also gathered that there have been issues of infidelity on the part of the wife
Celebrities › Re: Rihanna’s Response To Fan Who Commented On Her “Stretch Marks” (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 8:22am On May 03, 2018
Clearly the fan didn't mean it in an insulting way.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AS Roma Vs Liverpool : UCL (4 - 2) On 2nd May 2018 by SmartyPants(m): 10:09pm On May 02, 2018
Gaddafithe2nd:
Roma really tried, but congrats to Liverpool. If the referee gave them 6 mins additional time, Liverpool go shit for body. This Roma coach, many clubs would go after him
Really? Forgetting the same side shipped 5 in the first leg, and 2 more tonight?
Politics › Re: Mungo Park Did Not Discover River Niger – Prof Yemi Osinbajo by SmartyPants(m): 10:05am On May 02, 2018
Obijulius:
Now look at this idiot and tell me why our economy will not fail.

Of all things to worry about this is the most pressing issue on this man’s mind. Trump is fighting for Christians in Nigeria while a pastor VP is having sleepless night over who discovered River Niger.

If anyone still thinks this man is sane please check yourself too.
Do you think that statement was the essence of what the man said in his speech?

Are you okay?

So you didn't see all this one?:

“our business as government is to create more enabling environment for entrepreneurs to do business and create more infrastructure.

“We have to provide more jobs as more people are added to the population everyday.

“Today we are confronted with the remnants of Boko Haram with farmers/herdsmen clashes and ethno-religious conflicts,’’ he said.

Osinbajo recalled that when oil was selling for 100 to 142 dollars per barrel, the budget of Transport and Agriculture Ministries; all the ministries together got 139 billion.

“Today with oil prices between 60 and 70 dollars per barrel, the Power, Works and Housing, Agriculture and Transport Ministries got N560 billion.
Politics › Re: Ghanaian Woman Compares Ghanaian & Nigerian Police, ACP Sogunle Replies Her by SmartyPants(m): 1:55pm On Apr 28, 2018
Donpresh95:
Simple. Ghana police are more civilized

Nigerian police are animals that will even seize the paper even if you meet all the requirements
The lady wasn't making sense. You are supposed to drive around with your car papers.If you are not doing that and police are not asking then they are not in the best position to do their jobs well.

Nigeria is also very different in the sense that there is a higher rate of car theft so it's great that the police ask to see papers.
Romance › Re: I Asked Her Out, But She Said Let's Just Be Friends by SmartyPants(m): 4:06pm On Apr 27, 2018
Zealoy:
Pls guys there's this babe I love so much so I approached her and asked her out but she says let's just be friends that she's not yet ready for Relationship yet, pls guys what do u think I'll say to her cuz I can't stand being just a friend I want to be more than just a friend to her.
Being friends for a while is good. I can tell you already like this girl so much which may be obvious to her. It is likely she may have been interested in you but lost a bit of that interest once she noticed how eager you are to be with her. Being friends will allow you be yourself around her and women are attracted to men who can truly be themselves around them.

I would generally say that you don't have too much to worry about right now since she said she wants to be friends, and this is a fairly normal thing for a girl to say. Be friends with her for a while but allow your relationship with other ladies to grow naturally as well. If she doesn't get jealous that will show you where you really stand.
Romance › Re: I Asked Her Out, But She Said Let's Just Be Friends by SmartyPants(m): 3:54pm On Apr 27, 2018
LieDetector:
Maybe you didn't do much to convince her. I created a similar thread coupla weeks ago and I got some good advice from well doing nairalanders relationship wise. Now this is what you do albeit it's going to be hard for you since you believe you "love" her : stop calling her and never pick her calls. Don't respond to her chats and don't chat her up. If possible, get close to any of her friends(female) and just have fun with her. You'd get to see this same girl that declined you looking for ways to crawl back to you.
So did you finally get the girl?
Crime › Re: Greek Woman: "Edo Ashawo Infected My Married Nigerian Friend With HIV" (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 9:57am On Apr 27, 2018
cliqtips:
Why should they call police for her? When last did having HIV become a crime against humanity? The guy is married and went ahead to have sex with another woman unprotected.

Before you say the Lady is wicked for infecting the guy, there is a possibility that she was ignorant about her status then. It could be that the guy got infected even before she could conduct a test and was actually waiting for the right time to spill the beans.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrV10BJF3z0
You posted the video yet have no idea what it says.

1. The lady was the guys girlfriend

2. The lady knew of her status and continued the sexual relationship

What is all this "it could be,it could be?" you are saying here?

And for your information deliberately spreading a dangerous disease is a serious crime in most jurisdictions.
Politics › Re: 84-Year-Old Solider Who Served With Buhari In The Army, Spotted In Bauchi.Photos by SmartyPants(m): 11:22pm On Apr 26, 2018
ihitenansa:
wich one? the one on military gear or on babaringa?
Both mate... learn to read.
Career › Re: Man Shares How A Restaurant Cashier Who He Usually Tip Called To Ask For N200k by SmartyPants(m): 8:29am On Apr 26, 2018
mabea:
This lady you quoted has a point. If he could give her his phone number then there's some level of relationship between them
He didn't give her his number. That is the simple point.
Career › Re: Man Shares How A Restaurant Cashier Who He Usually Tip Called To Ask For N200k by SmartyPants(m): 8:24am On Apr 26, 2018
QueenOfNepal:
Who else thinks this is a 16 year old behind this handle?
What does it matter hold he may be? Is a 16 yr old not entitled to an opinion?

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