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Phones › Re: Whatsapp Adds Payment To Its Messaging App by SmartyPants(m): 8:05am On Feb 16, 2018
debolayinka:
I hope this gets to Nigeria soon. It's time to drop all these failing bank mobile apps.
Not only that, this will be a useful by pass to PayPal!
Romance › Re: This Lady Asked Her Boyfriend For Roses For Valentine, But See What She Got by SmartyPants(m): 7:54am On Feb 16, 2018
XhosaNostra:
Am I the only one uncomfortable with the fact that she doesn't straight up call him her BF? Guy could be one of many or a blesser.
Lol my dear..

Its not like she doesn't straight up call him her bf, actually she doesn't call him her bf or even imply it at all! She called him bff amf hashtagged it a true friend

grin

What we are seeing here appears to be the work of a brother in the friend zone!
Career › Re: Two Nigerian Sisters Who Are Pilots (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 12:30am On Feb 16, 2018
adetoroamos:
they get family back up, I have been hustling (living alone) since am 14years old. I thank God now because am now a CEO in my early 20s
So open your own thread and people will celebrate you there not to come and attempt to diminish someone else you can shine
Politics › Re: Benue Killings: Ortom Cries To UN For Help by SmartyPants(m): 6:53pm On Feb 15, 2018
ItsTutsi:
u seem to generalize it to all fulani herdsmen and not just those specifically doing the killing
I specifically said "with arms".
Politics › Re: Benue Killings: Ortom Cries To UN For Help by SmartyPants(m): 5:27pm On Feb 15, 2018
ItsTutsi:
those fulani herdsmen that are committing the killings are mostly in the bush,u don't get to seem them wondering outside..the ones u see by the roads,farms etc,go about with machete and sticks navigate themselves through bushes
What does that have to do with what i posted?
Business › Re: Who Would You Listen To, A Male Or Female Marketer? by SmartyPants(m): 1:42pm On Feb 15, 2018
There are some things that may not sound politically correct but are simply just the fact.
Sports › Re: UCL: Football Fans Fume At What Neymar Did After Madrid's Win by SmartyPants(m): 1:18pm On Feb 15, 2018
This is what differentiates the good from the great though many will not see it that way. He is so consumed by the desire to win that he cannot live with the shame of shaking hands with his opponents. Several great players such as Roy Keane and John Terry have spoken of this.

What's the shaking of hands for anyway?
Politics › Re: Benue Killings: Ortom Cries To UN For Help by SmartyPants(m): 1:12pm On Feb 15, 2018
By now every southern state is meant to have its own state sponsored and trained militia (even if surreptitiously so). These Fulanis are not to be dealt with with laws when there is no apparatus to bring them before the law! They must be met with force, on the basis of two eyes for an eye!

Wherever fulanis cross into southern territory in the possession of arms this must be considered a declaration of war should be treated as such.

Southern governors are sleeping.
Education › Re: Guy Spends Almost A Year Gluing 42,000 Matches To Make A Giant Sphere by SmartyPants(m): 8:52pm On Feb 14, 2018
but where is the most important picture... the one where the thing is actually on fire??
Romance › Re: 14 February 2018: Valentine’s Day, Ash Wednesday Or Soccer Where Will You Be? by SmartyPants(m): 9:35pm On Feb 13, 2018
I will be at the same place i am right now... at my office trying to make myself useful to myself.
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Ghaida: Meet Lebanese Singer, Wants To Build Music Career In Nigeria by SmartyPants(m): 5:33pm On Feb 12, 2018
She will blow for sure if she just has a bit of talent. She is good looking enough and the differentiation that her race gives her will help her establish a brand.
Travel › Re: Enugu Centenary, Lifestyle & Golf City In Pictures by SmartyPants(m): 3:20pm On Feb 12, 2018
Praise God some things are working in Nigeria.

I am now firmly of the opinion that an irrevocable divorce from Northern Nigeria is a sure bet for the progress and stability of all southern peoples.

As southerners we have more that unites us than what separates us. Let us cement our common ground and celebrate our diversity, otherwise piece by piece we will be swallowed by the North.
Politics › Re: ICC Concludes Preliminary Investigation Into Shiites Massacre and IPOB. by SmartyPants(m): 9:50am On Feb 12, 2018
powerkey:
then expect heavy sanctions by world economic powers
It wont happen. Those powers you speak of particularly the US and UK are string traditional allies of Nigeria. The US is and has always been well aware of Nigeria's human rights record yet they conduct high level military training exercises annually with ourselves and Senegal.

And by the way hope you know the US itself is not even party to the Rome Statute? That is to say they are not under the jurisdiction of the ICC.

Face the reality. Powerful connected nations like Nigeria cannot be touched by the ICC.
Politics › Re: ICC Concludes Preliminary Investigation Into Shiites Massacre and IPOB. by SmartyPants(m): 9:41am On Feb 12, 2018
FarahAideed:
Is Buratai Nigeria? Hell no
No government of Nigeria whether present or future will give up a general of the Nigerian army fir two reasons:

1. That is a huge insult to Nigeria's sovereignty. It is akin to outrighly telling us that our justice system is incompetent and no government would admit to that

2. Secondly the political powers that exist within Nigeria will never allow their son to be sent to the Hague. Impossible.
Politics › Re: ICC Concludes Preliminary Investigation Into Shiites Massacre and IPOB. by SmartyPants(m): 9:35am On Feb 12, 2018
FarahAideed:
I promised many many month ago on this platform that even though Buhari will escape the disgrace of the ICC ,pawns like Buratai and the GOC 1 div will definitely face trial at the Hague before a decade is over ..The crimes against the Shias is a text book example of a crime against inhumanity and to serve as a deterrent to other in the future Buaratai and his GOC will only be free from the arms of law at the Hague as long as the tenure of govt who is shielding them and trust me that tenure will elapse soon
Forget it. ICC prosecution will not come to Nigeria's doorstep since the ICC lacks any enforcement mechanism. Nigeria is also too big and important within the region, for the ICC ro risk offending us.
Crime › Re: Assemblies Of God Pastor's Son Impregnates Choir Girl, Dad Orders Her To Finger by SmartyPants(m): 5:24pm On Feb 11, 2018
cummando:
Very deliberate. Because he is a pastor dem wan crucify am. He wasn't the one that got the girl pregnant na. The son has to face his crimes.

Anyway sha whats my own?
A 26 year old impregnated a 19 yr old, how is that criminal?
Romance › Re: Lady Rejects Man’s Marriage Proposal After Giving Her A Kidney by SmartyPants(m): 4:07pm On Feb 11, 2018
coolestofall:
I wish more pple can emulate her. She simply said hw she felt even though she'll b forever grateful 2 him.

Oga proposer, next time u self propose b4 giving out ur remaining kidney.
But has the guy come to tell you that his proposal was hinged on the giving of his kidney? He sounds perfectly satisfied with himself.
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophets Speaks On Cause Of Ebony’s Death, She Went For Juju (video) by SmartyPants(m): 6:13pm On Feb 09, 2018
hahn:
You actually believe that nonsense? undecided
Logically, what reason would you have to disbelieve?

If a man says he is a prophet, certainly you would say okay, prophesy. Now that he has done that accurately, what reason do you logically have for refusing to believe?
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Soldier Who Died With Ebony Reigns In Car Accident by SmartyPants(m): 6:08pm On Feb 09, 2018
Why would a soldier be assigned to bodyguard a celebrity?

Not even police but soldier?
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Tobi Begs Cee-C; Bally, Noble Igwe, Dotun And Nigerians Drag Him by SmartyPants(m): 1:02pm On Feb 09, 2018
Moreoffaith:
Big Brother Naija can be define as a show of shame and immorality air on DSTV 198 and GOTV 29 in order to confused the confused Nigerian who believe they can become a celebrity by displaying the idiocy and stupidity in them.
but the true 'celebrities' like Davido, Wizkid and co...what are they displaying? No be the same stupidity and idiocy?

cheesy
Romance › Re: Lady Accuses Man Of Being Gay Because He Respected Her ‘NO’ by SmartyPants(m): 5:54pm On Feb 08, 2018
Earthquake1:
Many people with your mindset are behind bars for sexual assault better respect no and don't assume consent.
I was just shaking my head for him. When one gets so foolish that you start to believe that proving your sexual prowess is worth the trouble that a potential rape allegation will bring. That one is a foolish foolish boy.
Crime › Re: Fulani Men Matchet 2 Men Who Went To Bath In A Stream In Nasarawa(pics) by SmartyPants(m): 3:48pm On Feb 08, 2018
To your tents o ye southerners!! We cannot continue in the same entity with the North.

Can anyone name one positive contribution Northern Nigeria has made to Nigeria as a whole?

Just one?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: “I Am Tired Of This Calamity,” Shekau Says In New Video by SmartyPants(m): 9:48am On Feb 08, 2018
SalamRushdie:
Is Shekau subtly campaigning for Bubu?
I'm afraid the thought is crossing my mind. Such a mess!
Education › Re: UNIOSUN Students: "Free Dr Sesan, He Didn't Flog Us We Were Only Catching Fun" by SmartyPants(m): 12:36am On Feb 08, 2018
I'll never forget what happened in primary 6, Baptist seminary, Ogbomoso. I cant remember the names of the students involved but I remember the teacher, Mr.Dimeji. I think the girl might have been Bisola? Anyway...

One day Mr Dimeji beat this particular boy and in the process it seemed as though he flogged his face, hitting his eye. Now I didnt see for sure but Bisola was right next to the and I vividly remember her turning to me and saying "did you see that, Mr Dimeji flogged him on his eye!". Two days later the boy 's father came to school and there was an inquest at the office.

Witnesses were sought for to corroborate the story as Mr Dimeji was in full denial mode. Bisola was the first one to get up and testify that Mr Dimeji never hit the boy's eye. She didn't stop there but went to the point of looking for other witnesses to confirm the story that Mr Dimeji never hit the boys eye. At that moment it seemed as though she really believed it herself.

Well, I dont know if my story is relevant to this piece of info but...there you go.make of it what you will.
Sports › Re: EPL: Michael Emenalo Blamed For Chelsea’s Woes by SmartyPants(m): 6:02pm On Feb 07, 2018
Was it also Emenalo that kicked Costa out in such an embarrassing manner?

Is it also Emenalo who persists in playing Bakayoko in every game despite the fact that its obvious to every blind mam and his dog that Bakayoko cannot play football?

Chelsea have Kante, Drinkwater and Fabregas who are all premier league winning midfielders.

Why Conte refuses to drop Bakayoko to the reserve squad/umder 23s is beyond me but it certainly cannot be blamed on Emenalo.
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill SARS Boss In Oyo by SmartyPants(m): 5:53pm On Feb 07, 2018
angels09:
[img]https://media1./images/fadd6e8f4e203d60e45e2bb56b83c7bb/tenor.gif[/img]
Whaat? This is very serious.
My precise reaction!
Travel › Re: Dana Air Speaks On Aircraft Door That Fell Off (photos) by SmartyPants(m): 4:37pm On Feb 07, 2018
stagger:
Too many air passengers are ignorant. Just the way I overheard one saying loudly that it was better to fly in the daytime than in the night so the pilot could see properly. I nearly fell off my seat in laughter. The guy obviously does not know that aircraft are flown with instruments and pilots have to be instrument-rated to fly commercial airlines.
Oga there are some things instruments cannot help you with. For example birds have caused a good number of accidents by flying into the engines of planes and other such. A good degree of visibility is still required. The pilot is also manually engaged during take off and landing and requires visibility to do this effectively. That is why landing strips are very intricately lit up at night.
Crime › Re: Woman Slaps Man 4 Times For Pouring Food On Her Over Parking Space (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 12:10pm On Feb 07, 2018
Pamelayoung:
You are a good analyst. I have a case I'll want you to analyse for me please
If I can I'd be glad to
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Military Disagrees With Shettima Over Rating, Performance. News by SmartyPants(m): 10:31am On Feb 07, 2018
GGirll:
No matter d hate Igbos are God's chosen n destined forever for greatness....Igbo military man became d best in UK course all over d world Igbos are pace setters but envious entities doesn't like them n they demand to leave yet they refuse them to leave...these goes to shoe that without Igbos in this country....d country is dead...d records are there n cannot be hidden..major general.ojukwu n nnamdi were prophets n saw all these years ago but fools thought we are not good...whether Nigeria stays United,divided or goes into war....we Igbos are not scared n will fight our enemies to standstill I only pity the cowards cos they have never fought war n are scared to death to experience one....I pray we don't fight wars again but if God wills we do then so be it....Sao baba!!
You alright?
Travel › Re: Sahara Desert Is Covered In Snow For The Second Time(Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 9:44am On Feb 07, 2018
sexybbstar:
If you like quote me and call me dumb or shortsighted.... The fact remains that the world is coming to an end. Strange things are happening everywhere. What seems impossible are now possible. Live your life as if you won't exist again the following day.
With reference to this specific event why are you ignoring the fact it that it actually happened before, 40 years ago? Did you read the whole post or you came to look at pictures?
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Vandora "My Ex Used To Slide It In While I Sleep And I Don't Feel It" by SmartyPants(m): 6:38pm On Feb 06, 2018
So how would she know that the guy had slid anything in there if she was asleep the whole time?
Crime › Re: Woman Slaps Man 4 Times For Pouring Food On Her Over Parking Space (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 6:24pm On Feb 06, 2018
buske:
Brotherly! I hope you read law?... If you didn't, come I wee dash you my LLB free of charge grin grin

Fantastic analysis!
Currently in progress my learned friend! smiley

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