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Romance › Re: What's The Craziest Reply You Ever Got When You Said "I Love You"? by SmartyPants(m): 11:37pm On Apr 25, 2018
Bills2307:
Me : I love you
She: Kk..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Advice Urgently Needed: Should I Consider This Job If Given The Offer? by SmartyPants(m): 6:58pm On Apr 22, 2018
ceeroh:
I'm telling you. Every Sunday evening, if you see me, you'd think I just lost a close friend or relative.
Mate don't spend your life being miserable... move on. 2014 i quit a decent job for one wit half the pay because i was chasing peace of mind. I've grown far beyond that level today.
Celebrities › Re: Samklef: ‘BBNaija Cee-C Should See A Psychiatrist, She Acts Like A Psychopath' by SmartyPants(m): 1:14pm On Apr 22, 2018
Sarang:
A psychopath is someone devoid of any type of emotions.. For the fact she got angry, was inlove,she does not in any way act like a psychopath.. Just aggressive.. needs to curb her anger
Use your dictionary Mr.Klef smiley

Modified: He's actually right..Agressive is Psychopath. What is the word for devoid of emotions then? huh embarassed
P.s: Alexithymia

Please see my signature
Sociopath is probably what you are thinking of.
Politics › Re: Alabi Isama And Obasanjo Eating During The Civil War In 1968 (Throwback Photo) by SmartyPants(m): 11:51pm On Apr 21, 2018
These men were quite physically imposing back in their day... now so old. Life
Celebrities › Re: Swedish DJ Avicii Dies At 28 by SmartyPants(m): 12:12am On Apr 21, 2018
Hey Brother was amazing for me when i discovered it.

We all pass this way but once... sad to see him go.
Sports › Re: Arsene Wenger To Leave Arsenal At The End Of The Season As 22-year Reign Ends by SmartyPants(m): 10:16am On Apr 20, 2018
mukina2:
After 22 years he tried.

the emotional toying with our hearts season in and season out will end.
here's hoping we do not become like cheksli that kept changing managers or Yoonited.

COYG cool
now finish the season on a high Arsene kiss

Lets win the Europa.
Don't you think if you should become like Utd (currently above you in the league in 2nd place, played champions league football last season and are set to do so the next one, while you are very possibly going nowhere), that would be an improvement of your lot in life?
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji Explains That She's Still In Disbelief She Married Ogbonna Kanu by SmartyPants(m): 12:16pm On Apr 17, 2018
kokoA:
Me: Husband, what do you do for a living?

Husband: You dey mad? I am the brother of the famous Nwankwo Kanu, a.k.a Papilo.

Me: Sorry sir, no be fight naw.. wehdone sir. **In falz`s voice.***

Wife: That's how you stupid press people wee not mind your business.

Me: Sorry ma, but I heard you own the most popular blog in Nigeria. It must really be difficult running such a business.

Wife: well, actually, sha, you know, it's like ehmmm... I'm not the owner of the blog sha o, it's my sister's own, but sha, anything wey my sister get Na me get am naw..

Me: Hmmmmm.. Is okay o.. Una wehdone ooooo. lipsrsealed
Actually Ogbonna Kalu also played professional football and represented the Super Eagles as well. Might not have been on Papilo's level but as you well know, playing at any level in Europe is still enough to set him up far ahead of the average Nigerian dude.
Webmasters › Re: What Is The Difference Between WordPress And A Blog by SmartyPants(m): 11:22am On Apr 17, 2018
Silvermoney:
What kind of meaningless question is this? And to think this thread made the front page.

Nothing wrong in being a noob, but at least a simple Google query would answer this question and educate you in less than 1 minute. But some people are just too lazy to shake off their ignorance.
Do you realize that the answers you see in the search results from Google queries are there because at some point in time, someone somewhere asked a similar question, and someone answered? It is perfectly okay for the OP to ask his question here, since this is where he may be able to get an explanation in the way that he will understand best, as well as be able to ask further questions or seek feedback.

Life is simple mate, if the thread ain't for you, go find another.
Webmasters › Re: What Is The Difference Between WordPress And A Blog by SmartyPants(m): 11:19am On Apr 17, 2018
ddjay:
FELLOW NIGERIANS, LET LOOK FOR A UNIVERSITY FOR THIS OP,HE DESERVES AN APPOINTMENT THERE
grin grin
Webmasters › Re: What Is The Difference Between WordPress And A Blog by SmartyPants(m): 9:52pm On Apr 16, 2018
nkemjacob2:
Please can you help me differentiate with your experience.
Hmmm. Going to have to start at the very beginning: 1. What is a website? 2. What is a blog? 3. What is Wordpress?

1. What is a website?

The most basic definition is: A website is a location on the internet, where information is displayed. Note this: websites can come in almost any form which includes blogs.

2. What is a blog?

A blog is a location on the internet where pieces of information are published in a repetitive manner, in a usually informal tone. Thus, a blog could either be a type of website on its own, or a a component of a larger website.

3. What is WordPress?

WordPress is something called a content management system. That means, in other words, it can be used to help manage the information that is displayed at an online location which could be either a website or a blog, or both.

Why you are confused?

WordPress is the most popular method of making blogs these days. In fact, there are two versions of WordPress: one that is exclusively for non-professional blogging, and another that can be used to created literally any kind of website that you could think of.

I hope this has answered your question bro!
Politics › Re: Shittes Members' Protest Turns Bloody In Abuja (video) by SmartyPants(m): 3:58pm On Apr 16, 2018
xcolanto:
You seem to have selective memory.

The operation python dance in the south east was there to baby sit and spoon feed ipobs?

Do you know how many ipob members have been killed and are still being killed by the buhari led administration?
Mate, operation python dance did not kill up to 700 people did it??

DID IT??
Politics › Re: Shittes Members' Protest Turns Bloody In Abuja (video) by SmartyPants(m): 3:18pm On Apr 16, 2018
xcolanto:
Yet these people have not been declared terrorist group and ipob that have never confronted the police is one??

This country is messed up!!
Are you forgetting that hundreds of shiites have been massacred by this government??

That is worse than anything thus for done to IPOB.
Family › Re: Parents With 2 or More Boys How Do You Cope? by SmartyPants(m): 10:08pm On Apr 13, 2018
Ishilove:
Let them fight, they are boys. That is the only way the elder will establish his seniority. When the younger gets his little butt whupped, he will learn to fear and most importantly respect his older brother.
Presupposing that the elder will win. If they fight and the younger one wins, you will only reinforce his underlying aggression.

OP and others, what you need is to teach your child not to be a bully, and be firm about it. Period.

Then you also need to teach your weaker son to be stronger without being violent.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 7th April 2018 by SmartyPants(m): 8:17pm On Apr 07, 2018
Omobolajiatanda:
A repeat of the crystal palace game perhaps? cool
Oh your prophetic soul! grin
Sports › Re: Sunday Oliseh Wins Legal Fight Against Fortuna Sittard In KNVB Tribunal by SmartyPants(m): 2:37am On Apr 07, 2018
YorubaAssasin:
Anyway, Congrats on the legal victory BUT... good luck finding another coaching job in Europe, Asia and Americas. undecided

You created a bad impression/image (regardless of the circumstance) of yourself, the moment you go legal with your employers. huh It's a Capitalist world... Hire /fire at will or discretion, even contracts are NOT restricted within this confinement.

Go ask all the top, top European coaches (Mourinho, Capello, et al...). Your best bet is to have negotiated a lucrative term in the contract agreement so it won't get to this stage.

Please, it's NOT about race else, he won't have gotten the job in the first place. shocked

Remember, Talent will ONLY take you this far... Attitude/Character/Personality will take you very, very far!

In Yoruba, we say: "Eefin n'iwa... Iwa l'ewa" cool meaning.... Your attitude (good/bad) is like a smoke... A good attitude is a beauty to behold.

Goodluck! wink
So deep down in your mind you have genuinely concluded that Sunday Oliseh is siting down somewhere to read all that you have to say?
Career › Re: Top Skills That Have Created The Most Millionaires In The World by SmartyPants(m): 3:46pm On Apr 06, 2018
Tobi Asehinde not Tobi Ashendi.
Career › Re: 5 Major Keys To Being The Perfect Boss by SmartyPants(m):
The first key to being a great boss is: be technically competent. You must be able to provide solutions to 90% of the routine challenges faced by your subordinates. This will make them trust you.

The ones you listed can follow.
Entertainment › Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by SmartyPants(m): 11:11am On Apr 04, 2018
Iamkuttie:

Meanwhile...

*At Barca's Dressing Room*

Suarez: Man, Y'll see what Ronaldo did yestday?

Iniesta: That guy is a super human.

Dembele: How i wishe i can play with him!

Alba: Yes my brother, itz much better to play with him than against him, Pique will tell you more.

Pique: *eye him and hissed*

*Messi entered*

Rakitic: hey Messi, you saw that bicycle kick from Ronaldo yestday...??

Messi: Yeah i saw it, whats so special about it?

Coutinho: Hian, Messi...
For once forget the rivalry and appreciate whats good.

Messi: You guys should just stop the hype.
If you guys wan't me to score such goal times two, i will do that!!

All: Yeah, we want you.
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*Few minutes Later...*

Messi: ...
Young man be very kiaful angry
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: C.E.O Of Payporte Eyo Bassey Speaks On Teddy A, Bambam’s Eviction by SmartyPants(m): 12:23am On Apr 03, 2018
Gerrard59:
Signs of arrogance.

Eyo is not from Cross River, so how is he a Calabar man? I corrected you on that. Your mom being an Efik woman does not negate that fact.

What if I tell you I'm a thoroughbred Ibibio individual?
ok.
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: C.E.O Of Payporte Eyo Bassey Speaks On Teddy A, Bambam’s Eviction by SmartyPants(m): 10:30pm On Apr 02, 2018
Gerrard59:
Eyo Bassey is from Akwa Ibom State not Cross River.

Moreover, that people of Akwa Ibom and indigenes of Calabar (different from Cross River) are similar in history and tradition doesn't mean they are the same.
Of course they more or less are the same. My mom is Efik so don't try to lecture me on that region.
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: C.E.O Of Payporte Eyo Bassey Speaks On Teddy A, Bambam’s Eviction by SmartyPants(m): 1:32pm On Apr 02, 2018
Sex doesn't sell but the show is structured to encourage sex: from unisex toilet facilities to sending a male and a female to stay together at some so called luxury room. May i ask why there are cameras in the toilets?

And of course, now i know why the company was so offended that Cee-C didn't like their choice of Calabar outfit for her, since of course the owner is a Calabar man.
Celebrities › Re: Vincent Idowu: "I Have Not Seen Tboss For Years; Why I Remarried'' -Tboss Father by SmartyPants(m): 12:54am On Mar 27, 2018
Firgemachar:
Idowuhuh

Edo is still a Yoruba state to some extent... cool

Oya, non Yoruboid Edos, start quoting me like flies.
Only mentioning you to say how funny it is that not even one person answered you grin grin grin

i'm very sure when you saw this mention you were thinking "yes, somebody finally answered me" nope! grin nobody wants to play with you

Celebrities › Re: Vincent Idowu, Tboss' Father Marries New Wife In Edo (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 8:06am On Mar 26, 2018
Asonaija:
Second Runner-up of the Big Brother Naija 2017 Reality TV show, TBoss has a Romanian Mother, and a Nigerian Dad from Benin, Edo State.

Recall in 2017, when the Kemen-TBoss saga was trending, her father, Engr. Vincent made a comment after Comedian AY joked about the issue. He took to social media to write in 2017:

I felt horrified that AY the comedian would make a joke from others’ pains and heartbreaks. Within 5minutes of meeting her brother at the Airport upon her arrival in Nigeria, TBoss directed her brother to start all legal proceedings against Kemen. When the issue was brought to my attention, l I knew TBoss was deeply hurt by Kemen’s action.

I will stand by my daughter any day and will go to any length to protect and uphold her dignity. As for Helen Paul, she NEVER liked TBoss. God will judge her accordingly. Hater.

AY, it’s most unfortunate that you have heaped burning coal of fire on your daughter’s head. With time you will cry more than I cried for the humiliation meted out to my daughter in the Big Brother Naija 2017 House by Kemen. AY, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU. Your wife and all your daughters shall be raped before your very own eyes. This is a solemn promise. Just wait.

Was Kemen the only male in Biggie’s House? TBoss abhorred his sexual overtures and she told him so on several occasions.
Kemen’s action should be condemned by all and sundry.

Congratulations to Mr. Idowu on his new wife.

http://www.asonaija.com.ng/2018/03/bbnaija-tboss-dad-marries-new-wife-in.html
The height of immaturity.
Christianity Etc › Re: Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef Calls Black People 'Monkeys' During His Weekly Sermon by SmartyPants(m): 12:29pm On Mar 25, 2018
Bundaweber:
when he is speaking to those that are not Nigerians, then YES. At that point he is the mouth piece of the entity called Nigeria, he was elected by the people who collectively with that geographical location is the entity Nigeria. Yes, when Buhari speaks, it is assumed and taken by people not in/privy(about) Nigeria that he speaks for all Nigerians. It was the reason why it was so devastating when the president went to India and naively declared that Nigeria is corrupt. Its why leaders always have to watch their words as even your personal words could be seen as a reflection of your Nation's thought.
Excellent. Now note that the Rabbi was addressing his congregation, not outsiders.
Christianity Etc › Re: Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef Calls Black People 'Monkeys' During His Weekly Sermon by SmartyPants(m): 11:40am On Mar 25, 2018
Bundaweber:
bro that's like saying the pope does not speak for catholics. he is a their rabbi which means if does not speak for all of them, he speaks for at least a significant number of them
The pope may speak for the catholic church in his official position as the head of that church but to then extrapolate that to meaning that he speaks for individual catholics fails every test of logic. Does the president speak for every Nigerian??
Christianity Etc › Re: Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef Calls Black People 'Monkeys' During His Weekly Sermon by SmartyPants(m): 11:38am On Mar 25, 2018
fk002:
I know that the Jews have two chief's David Lau and himself, that's why i said he is "like" their supreme leader ofcourse which he is to the middle east and North Africa jews and i don't need to remind you that middle east and North Africa have the highest number of Jews in the world.

Israel have 74.6% Jews which are all under him as their Supreme leader
Why are you confusing yourself?? Why??

Within Israel, there is a population of 74.6% of total Jews by religion. Now why have you used that as the figure for the number of Jews who are under the Rabbi in reference. Is this a deliberate attempt to mess with the figures or you are really not genuinely very bright?

Both this particular Rabbi and the other one share this population of 74%. Please be sensible!
Christianity Etc › Re: Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef Calls Black People 'Monkeys' During His Weekly Sermon by SmartyPants(m): 10:18am On Mar 25, 2018
fk002:
You know that the Rabbi has his followers he is just like a supreme leader to the Jews, some shallow minded Jews will do whatever he tells them to do..


And you are telling me that the Rabbi way thinking will not influence his followershuh?
So you didn't even bother to read the full post then. He is the leader of one major group of Jews not all Jews. But in any case are you aware that not all Israelites are Jews in the religious sense? That a huge chunk of Israelis are Muslim? Then Christians? that 46% of Jews identify as secular?

So yes his way of thinking probably will influence some of his followers but not all, and certainly not all of Israel which is the point. So what is your own point now?
Christianity Etc › Re: Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef Calls Black People 'Monkeys' During His Weekly Sermon by SmartyPants(m): 10:15am On Mar 25, 2018
GavelSlam:
Doesn't come as a surprise to me.

I am well aware of our antics and shortcomings but we are addressing the issue of a foreigners opinion of us.

This issue I hope would awaken the spirit of the black man to realise he's been on a fool's journey for so long.

I don't identify with any religion today and should I ever be inquisitive, I would explore the religion of my forefathers.

Whatever your reasons for not identifying with any religion, it would be illogical if your decision was based on the actions of one man since no man can claim to perfectly represent the ideals of his religion.
Christianity Etc › Re: Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef Calls Black People 'Monkeys' During His Weekly Sermon by SmartyPants(m): 10:07am On Mar 25, 2018
GavelSlam:
True, but he must be an influential leader for him to attain such a position.

He must have a following and his thoughts cannot be in isolation.

Let's face it, should some Arab cleric made the same statement we would all be raging and cursing.

I'm glad to see the reaction of many on Nairaland.

Gradually, we are beginning to see religion especially foreign religion is a fraud and not worth our practise.
Of course there are racists everywhere! Let me surprise you when i tell you the black race is probably the most racist of all. This should not come as a surprise.
Christianity Etc › Re: Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef Calls Black People 'Monkeys' During His Weekly Sermon by SmartyPants(m): 10:04am On Mar 25, 2018
fk002:
I can see now you are trying to shift the goal post.


Anyway all the best for you
Sorry, which goalpost am i shifting, from where to where?? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef Calls Black People 'Monkeys' During His Weekly Sermon by SmartyPants(m): 9:58am On Mar 25, 2018
fk002:
But why would a highly respected Man make such commenthuh?

What he did was very unwise and racist



If a Rabbi will say such despite his knowledge what will you expect from a normal Jewish Man without a sound knowledge?
Fallacy of composition. There is no reason to extrapolate the behavior of this Rabbi and impute it unto every Jew or even the average Jew.
Christianity Etc › Re: Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef Calls Black People 'Monkeys' During His Weekly Sermon by SmartyPants(m): 9:52am On Mar 25, 2018
fk002:
Lol cheesy



Where are those people hailing Israel when Jerusalem was declared Israel's capital by that slowpoke...


IPOB Jews how market na? You think say Israel loves you....


Israel doesn't give a fvck about blacks as long as you are not a White Jew you are on you own..



You guys are now like a bats you are not here you are not there
Uncritical thinking should be shunned my bro.

1. Does one rabbi represent the whole of Israel?

2. Even if he did (which he clearly doesn't), what bearing does that have on the question of whether or not Jerusalem should be the capital of Israel?

3. Common sense shows that these comments were made and published within Israell and must have then been brought to public discourse by Israelis who disagreed.

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