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Sports › Re: Victor Moses Reacts To Super Eagles 2-0 Loss To Croatia by SmartyPants(m): 4:26pm On Jun 17, 2018
silenze:
see lie, you lost a match last night and between that time and now you've not even been to training and you already working hard.
Training on the pitch is not where the hard work starts.
Sports › Re: Jim Beglin Reacts To Nigerian Loss To Croatia by SmartyPants(m): 3:06pm On Jun 17, 2018
People including our nairaland mods need to understand that when a British person says "shame so and so happened", what he is saying is, that was sad, not "shame on xyz".

He is being sympathetic not scornful!
Sports › Re: Nigeria 0 - Croatia 2 Loss: What Do You Think We Did Wrong? by SmartyPants(m): 10:19pm On Jun 16, 2018
Pray:
Changes made no change. Ekong should know football is not wrestling. Be hard with sense
If you observe, the defensive problems came from the fact that Ekong could not deal with Mandzukic. This what was what led to the first goal (Ekong lost Mandzukic) and in fact on almost all the other corners, it was just a matter of Mandzukic heading wide but hardly could a Nigerian defender deal with the arial threat.

So what we saw there with Ekong wrestling Mandzukic was an his desperate attempt to gain control of the situation.
Celebrities › Re: Woli Arole & The Hot Slap That Made Nkechi Sunday Call Juliet Ibrahim Idiot by SmartyPants(m): 9:52am On Jun 15, 2018
Aieboocaar:
I wonder if our celebrities trade their common sense just for fame.

Juliet was actually right in the below.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/7264140_5b22a2e02775d_png4f3550397a370c7ddb02cd3f04249944
The person involved said she was left deaf for 10 minutes. See, it is only in Africa where we still use actual violence in movies. That actor is suffering and ordinarily she ought not to be slapped. The slap effect should be portrayed using "film tricks".

And in any case, she won't need to redo the scene, the director can simply ask her to start again from the point where she asked him to cut.
Sports › Re: Man Displays Beers From 32 Countries Participating At The World Cup by SmartyPants(m): 10:25pm On Jun 14, 2018
They have beer in Saudi??
Celebrities › Re: Temi Otedola Gets Range Rover Evoque From Her Parents (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 8:00pm On Jun 12, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
This is not how to train a child. In fact they have wasted money on that girl.
An ancient Chinese proverb from the Han and Qin dynasty says "Give a man a fish and he will eat today. Teach him how to catch fish and he will eat forever"
So one should not give a man a fish while teaching him or in this case her how to fish?
Crime › Re: The Owner Of The SUV At 3rd Mainland Had Nothing To Do With The Suicide - LASEMA by SmartyPants(m): 11:58am On Jun 12, 2018
Divatochi:
like u are minding urs abi?? What is ur business with my comment??
Lol that is a fair enough observation however, you are not getting the point: I was not implying that you should not take any notice or interest in other what is going on with other people at all, but rather that you seem disproportionately interested in the matter.

In the same vein, when we all come on nairaland which is essentially a publicly shared space, your comment is made for the benefit of the general public of which i am a part, and it may acceptably be my "business" to comment on your comment within reasonable limits, i.e without showing a disproportionate amount of interest, which i haven't/didn't. I just gave you a small piece of advice which if you take on its own value may be quite useful.

Bye!
Crime › Re: The Owner Of The SUV At 3rd Mainland Had Nothing To Do With The Suicide - LASEMA by SmartyPants(m): 11:16am On Jun 12, 2018
Divatochi:
Like seriously?? And the story has gone everywhere abt one Toyin. And there is even a video where the supposed lover was being arrested by police in the hospital.. Hmmmm.. What are we to believe oo?
Why not mind your business?
Business › Re: Short Man Climbs Chair At First Bank Ikotun, Lagos To Transact Business- Picture by SmartyPants(m): 10:28am On Jun 12, 2018
Preshy561:
nawa,mocking people cos of their nature?
I don't really understand people these days. I'm gradually losing hope in Africa.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Gambia: Women's Nations Cup Qualifier - 6 - 0 (Full Time) by SmartyPants(m): 6:30am On Jun 11, 2018
See the bush where our national team is training at in the second pictures. undecided

These girls play good football and deserve more respect than this.
Business › Re: Gtbank Debunks Rumours Of Court Order To Pay N12b To Innoson Boss by SmartyPants(m): 11:51pm On Jun 07, 2018
[quote author= post=68276810]This my darling country sef!

Accusation and counter accusation.
You hear a piece of news today and hear another one tomorrow.

If a [b]Supreme Court judgement
can be countered, I then wonder whatever cannot be called a lie.[/b]

Welcome to Nigeria![/quote]Allegation of a supreme court judgment.
Sports › Re: Matthew Wolff Designed The Super Eagles 2018 World Cup Jersey by SmartyPants(m): 7:12pm On Jun 07, 2018
I love the plain dark green one.
Sports › Re: Aubameyang Begs Alex Iwobi For Super Eagles Kit On Twitter (Photo by SmartyPants(m): 5:42pm On Jun 07, 2018
Most likely a script written by Nike
Education › Re: Inside The First-Class Schools Children Of Akwa Ibom Elite Attend by SmartyPants(m): 9:43pm On Jun 06, 2018
I feel like smashing my laptop at those last few pictures...

mans inhumanity to man! nay...to his own offspring.

cry
Sports › Re: The Most Handsome Super Eagles Players Going To Russia 2018 World Cup by SmartyPants(m): 1:01pm On Jun 06, 2018
Mr OP!!

It is LEON Balogun... LEON please!!
Celebrities › Re: Gold Kakereye Shares Eye Lashes To Miss Influential Queen Contestants by SmartyPants(m): 10:58am On Jun 06, 2018
The institution of beauty pageantry ought to be stopped in my opinion.
Celebrities › Re: Efe Donates Classroom Desks To ECWA Primary School by SmartyPants(m): 10:51am On Jun 06, 2018
What a nice gesture!

However, it cannot be so cold that Efe alone out of all those people is the only one wearing a (bright red) leather jacket while wearing dark sunglasses. Who is he dressing up to impress? The little kids, or the cameras?

Modified:

I'm also just noticing his name printed on the desks. Why??
Sports › Re: 2018 World Cup : Iran Becomes The First World Cup Team To Arrive In Russia by SmartyPants(m): 10:34am On Jun 06, 2018
Patrinus:
FIFO: First in first out! grin
For teas that also like to arrive late to everything (africans) beware, LIFO may also apply!
Celebrities › Re: 2018 Forbes Africa Under 30 Individuals List(photos) by SmartyPants(m): 12:45pm On Jun 05, 2018
I can't quite see how models and rappers made the list but sportsmen and athletes do not.

Mohammed Salah obviously should be on this list. As well as Mikel and others.
Family › Re: ‘I Mistakenly Cheated On My Wife With Her Kid Sister’ by SmartyPants(m): 9:42am On Jun 05, 2018
pocohantas:
He was walking in the house, the floor is tiled. It was wet and slippery but he manages to delicately make his way across the living room into his bedroom where he undresses and puts on a towel to go take a bath. He does not realize he is not alone at home.

She was coming out of the bathroom with her towel only loosely balanced across the top of her perky breasts, as she did not realize her brother in-law was around. As she turned the corner heading to her room, she bumped into him and both their towels slipped off. both of them are in shock and frantically attempt to move past each other, but the floor is wet and slippery and they both slip, with sister inlaw sprawling backwards with her legs spread out, while brother in-law does his best to catch her... he loses his balance as well, and falls forward...he tried frantically to regain balance, but alas...he fell into his SIL's vagina.

Let's call it a domestic accident.
Fixed. grin
Crime › Re: Fake Lawyer Arrested While Trying To Get Bail For Client (photo) by SmartyPants(m): 11:57am On Jun 04, 2018
Dija002:
haven't you heard of nemo judex in causa sua.
lol. What does representing himself have to do with being a judge in his own case?

BTW everyone has the right to self-representation in most matters except maybe where the death penalty is involved, of which i am not sure.
Crime › Re: 60-year-old Man Who Slept Off While Cooking, Killed By Fire In Lagos by SmartyPants(m): 11:26am On Jun 04, 2018
Lexusgs430:
Just buy a smoke alarm.... Nairaland never wan miss you ....
Eyaa cry

No problem i must buy one soonest.
Crime › Re: 60-year-old Man Who Slept Off While Cooking, Killed By Fire In Lagos by SmartyPants(m): 10:41am On Jun 04, 2018
Several times i have slept off while cooking only to wake up to meet the entire apartment filled with smoke and the pot itself charred beyond recovery...

Indeed it is only the Lord God that truly watches the house!
Sports › Re: Super Eagles: Onazi Under Fire Over Performance During England Friendly by SmartyPants(m): 2:41pm On Jun 03, 2018
Treasure17:
That guy should be playing for Mfm FC and not super eagles.
One world cup ago, Nigeria crashed out and everyone said it was because Matuidi injured Onazi. After just one poor game y'all ready to end his career.

Amazing.
Nairaland General › Re: I Killed An Inland Taipan In My Factory.. Taipan Really Exist In Nigeria.. by SmartyPants(m): 1:52pm On May 31, 2018
Originalsly:
Bro.... animals native to a region doesn't meant it can't be transported to and survive in another region. Not because the taipan is native to Australia means it cannot be found or survive elsewhere. People smuggle animals into other countries as exotic pets.... them let them loose when they can't control them. ... animals especially snakes...some board commercial vessels and do get off at foreign ports. The Burmese python is native to Asia.....bUT is now wreaking havoc in the US...especially Florida. The authorities are battling to control and eradicate it....same with the Asian carp. If the taipan was spotted in Nigeria...then we as well as the authorities should go all out to find and kill them all before they get out of control.
@ topic....if what op is saying was true...he would've posted a close up of the head...that's common sense....not the pic posted.
Mate I've well aware that it is possible that the taipan is now in Nigeria but it must only be asserted on a credible basis to avoid hysteria.
Nairaland General › Re: I Killed An Inland Taipan In My Factory.. Taipan Really Exist In Nigeria.. by SmartyPants(m): 9:28am On May 31, 2018
Rocktation:
What are you all even arguing about? Why can't this snake be a taipan? Because a few researchers said it shouldn't be in your country? Really?

SMfyneH for una...
Not a few. The preponderance of scientific information which includes historical evidence such as verified sightings, verified bite incidents, etc, has shown over a huge period of time, that the inland taipan is native only to Australia which as you must know, is an island. How would the snake have made it from Australia to Nigeria? And in such quantity that everyday now, nairaland frontpage features another Nigerian who spotted an inland taipan? a snake that is not even frequently spotted in the urban areas of its natural locale?
Celebrities › Re: N6: Inland Taipan Snakes Invade Lekki/Ajah In Lagos by SmartyPants(m): 12:24pm On May 29, 2018
Ramos16:
Spitting into your water? Really?? Ingesting undiluted snake poison/spit is not harmful, and yet he talks about it spitting into your water. Snakes do not hunt humans, you guys should chill jare.
Snake venom ingested in any form is toxic to the human body. Please be well advised before spreading misleading information.
Politics › Re: Jonathan: I Am Ashamed Nigeria Used By Akufo-Addo As Negative Example by SmartyPants(m): 9:21am On May 26, 2018
First of all, the Ghanaian ambassador needs to be summoned to Aso Rock to explain those comments. undecided
Crime › Re: Nigerian Men Beat White Racist In South Africa (VIDEO) by SmartyPants(m): 3:28pm On May 25, 2018
TheGreatJapan:
The Id!ot is not a White man, he is Red Indian

White man won't fight like that and won't stand any chance in fighting
My friend "red" Indians (native americans) are only found in North America. You simply mean to say the man is a South African Indian.
Career › Re: CCTV To Be Installed In Workers' Toilets. Should She Resign? by SmartyPants(m): 10:01am On May 25, 2018
The workers need to sue the company.
Career › Re: South African Senior Military Officer Dismissed Over Social Media Comment by SmartyPants(m): 8:54am On May 25, 2018
Arsenalholic:
If this guy doesn't turn into a mean, vile and ruthless serial killer or robber I'd be surprised.
As a major that is rather highly unlikely.
Food › Re: Common Food Myths That Are Really Not True by SmartyPants(m): 11:20pm On May 24, 2018
fiercehillz:
Nice write up...but some of your points are not myths
Most in fact are not myths at all.

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