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Education › Re: Inside Story Of WASSCE Leak That Triggered Midnight Exams by SmartyPants(m): 11:30am On Jun 01, 2025
How does that justify students taking exams at night?
Sports › Re: Team Delta Wins 22nd National Sports Festival by SmartyPants(m): 8:15pm On May 30, 2025
The south south is the home of sports in this country.
Politics › Re: Cardoso Named Central Bank Governor Of The Year In Africa by SmartyPants(m): 6:34pm On May 30, 2025
SarkinYarki:
By who ? 😂😂😂 This is clearly a payola award , no one will give someone that oversaw a 120 percent devaluation of currency and 50 percent inflation in just 12 months best CBN governor , when we have the morrocan governor
Yet none of his peers is complaining they have been cheated. Just understand that there are things far beyond your understanding.
Family › Re: 2 Nsukka Brothers Attempt Suicide Because Of Father’s Property In Enugu by SmartyPants(m): 4:54pm On May 30, 2025
pyyxxaro:
Fuuuulish Boys

I remember wayback in Warri, one fuuulish guy climbed Nitel Mast, shouting and promising to commit suicide because his elder brother is rich and refused to give him money ….

When crowd gathered, they begged and begged this guy , promised him money , after a long while , he came down

Before he could come down completely from the Mast , if you see the way the crowd rushed this guy with beating , some market women when nor see chance beat the guy con use teeth de bite the guy


That guy nor go ever plan suicide for e life again



There suppose beat 20 years comot from these boys life make their eye clear
You just described two extremes of insanity.
Politics › Re: 2027: Obi’s Ally, Fabian Ozoigbo Dumps LP, Joins APC, Commends Tinubu’s Policies by SmartyPants(m):
rummmy:
This is an old news nau Abi how many times the man wan join apc..
Seems he is apc biggest fish this year .
Lucifer will also decamp to apc
Decamping from where? You mean he is presently in one of the other parties? cheesy you guys and foolish talk
Politics › Re: National Grid Collapse By Administration by SmartyPants(m): 7:27am On May 30, 2025
Interesting. This administration needs to work on disseminating information better.
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Shock Therapy (Financial Times Editorial) by SmartyPants(m): 7:05am On May 30, 2025
Umueme:
Lol

Every other persons and entities are “seeing” Nigeria move forward. Nigerians in ground are saying otherwise. Till we see price of items in the market drop or price of petrol drop or even immediate stop in the white elephant projects they’re using to siphon money, I don’t think we’re moving forward. Even Buhari made headlines like this. But we know it wasn’t anything truthful. God please help Nigeria

#MyOpinion
Really, when?
Education › Re: Ghana Female Primary School Teacher Successfully Guesses All Her Pupils' Names by SmartyPants(m): 11:50am On May 29, 2025
Yankiss:
Teacher looks well fed and happy, seems to love her job. Not in Nigeria here. Poor payment and financial woes turn most of them to raging volcanoes in the class room. You of teachers flogging pupils to death. Haba
So you think there are no schools in Nigeria where you will find well-fed and happy teachers just like her? How can you conclude so boldly based off just this one example? You need to open your mind my man.
Politics › Re: Abuja’s Explosion Not Suicide Bombing – Wike by SmartyPants(m): 9:34am On May 29, 2025
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: Unity Cup (2 - 1) On 28th May 2025 by SmartyPants(m): 9:59pm On May 28, 2025
IMPARTIAL:
Many of the players fielded by Nigeria were not worth it. Local players of course!
Just goes to show that no matter how bad the Super Eagles are, going for local players is not the solution. They are 10 times worse.
Romance › Re: Do Rich Girls Bill Men That Date Them? by SmartyPants(m):
This "billing" of a thing has nothing to do with how much the girl has. It has much more to do with how she sees herself relative to you.

If she is much finer than you, she WILL bill you heavily.

If she is much younger than you, she WILL bill you heavily.

If you had to beg her to date you, she WILL bill you heavily.

That's all.

Ladies, whether rich or poor, don't stress men they truly like and see as their partner.

Unless she knows you truly have the money and it won't stress you.
Family › Re: Mistakes Men Make In Marriage (MMM) by SmartyPants(m): 3:55pm On May 28, 2025
Rubyjade:
Bro… relax. You're acting like you showed her your bank app and she morphed into Thanos.

1. Not Every Woman is a Villain in a Netflix Drama
Not every woman is sitting there, rubbing her hands together like, “Once I see that last zero… he’s finished.”
Some just want to know if you can split dinner or afford to fix that one squeaky door in your apartment.

2. Financial Disclosure Isn't a Horror Film
You’re acting like telling her your balance is like summoning a demon.
It’s not an exorcism, it’s adulting. If you're dating someone seriously, finances will come up. Eventually, she’s gonna notice that your “savings plan” is just a jar labeled “DO NOT TOUCH (unless emergency snacks).”

3. Plot Twist: A Lot of Women Are Balling
2025 called—they said many women are earning their own bags and don’t need yours.
In fact, some of them are looking at your account balance like:

“You know what? We’ll build… together.”
Or worse: “Sir, please leave the table. We don’t split bills under $10.”

4. You Might Just Have Trust Issues, Not Riches
If your account has $1,287.43 and you're guarding it like it’s Fort Knox, maybe it's not women you don’t trust—it’s math.
Let’s not act like every woman’s a gold digger when there’s not enough gold to dig.

5. Your Vibe Attracts Your Tribe
If you're always checking if someone’s after your wallet, you might miss someone who was after your heart.
Try attracting people who vibe with your energy—not just your income bracket. Because guess what? If she’s a real one, she’ll roll with you whether you’re ballin’… or budgeting.

In conclusion
Tell her your balance if you want. If she runs—she did you a favor. If she stays—you might’ve just found your MVP. Either way, the right one isn’t looking for the end of your account… she’s looking to build with you.

Now go fix your online banking password. Not because of her—because you probably forgot it again.
Why use AI without declaring it, in a normal conversation? The world is heading to a really strange place...people don't trust their own brains anymore.
Nairaland General › Re: Two Things One Can Never Hide No Matter How Smart One Is!!! by SmartyPants(m): 3:15pm On May 27, 2025
Omoawoke:
One thing I know no man can hide is low IQ

You may try to keep quiet, talk less…. Try as hard as you can, but once you don’t have sense, it won’t take long for you to be figured out that you are without a thinking head
This is a far more reasonable submission than what the OP gave us. Foolishness is the hardest thing in the world to hide. Even if you try to hide it, you will still do it in a foolish way.
Nairaland General › Re: Two Things One Can Never Hide No Matter How Smart One Is!!! by SmartyPants(m): 3:12pm On May 27, 2025
Factcheck0001:
Good afternoon everyone, just like the topic says there are majorly two things no man can hide no matter how smart he is and how codes he is.

The first thing is POVERTY

No matter how good at management a man is, he can never hide poverty because with time it will rear it's ugly heads and become very obvious.

Any man going through financial difficulty, no matter how well he wants to hide it some things will start becoming visible. You don't need a soothsayer to tell you a man is going through hell if he carries bushy hair, faded clothes, worn out slippers.

You can just sit down at a junction and pretend as if you are making calls then mere looking at some people you know they are going through a lot.

That brings us to the saying that poverty is very hard to maintain

The second one is WEALTH

No matter how well you can hide things, wealth or affluence will show. I didn't give examples when I talked about POVERTY because I don't want to sound inhumane but let me give you a typical example of my friend who once tried to hide wealth.

He served in the north and got retained by a rich northerner who deals with trailer, he was treated well and after like 5 years the man died and our friend was well settled so he relocated to south west.

We normally call him coded due to his lifestyle of trying to hide everything, when he came he established block industry, boutique and poultry but he will still wear cheap clothes.

What gave him out was his fresh looks, nice perfumes and wristwatch always looking cool. He hid it to d extent that even his farm manager had a car already but the CEO is hoping around on bike.

Last last this guy had to buy Toyota big daddy because even the poorest in his clique was using something better, last last we all saw his house and it was one in town, he couldn't just hide it.

So it's obvious you can't hide those two things

POVERTY and WEALTH
You can't build principles around one or two examples. This is poor reasoning.
Politics › Re: VP Shettima At Seyi Vodi’s Shop, Buys Shoes And Clothes(Video) by SmartyPants(m): 3:41pm On May 26, 2025
Ahmed0336:
What do you expect when is seem like virtually all his duties has been assigned elsewhere?
If he is assigned more duties I don't think he will need influencers to boost and restore his image.
Which are the duties that have been assigned elsewhere?
Politics › Re: Seyi Tinubu, Davido & Cubana Chief Priest At Brigade Of Guards Polo Club by SmartyPants(m): 12:12pm On May 26, 2025
DonaldGenes:
So what should we do with this stale news?
Waste your time typing a response to something you claim doesn't concern you. That's what you should do wink
Politics › Re: North Can Transform Nigeria - Peter Obi by SmartyPants(m): 7:41am On May 26, 2025
yang:
Nigeria doesn't deserve Peter

He is too good for them as they prefer to suffer


They prefer emilokan cap

We know people who love suffering

We know people who prefer buying fuel at NGN 120 per litre in APC filling station

We.know people who prefer to spend Their time and money formenting trouble and funding crisis in other political parties instead of governance

We know people who have collected money from Baba renewed hope and shout LP PDP SDP in the morning, at night they will hide like a Nicodemus to plan evil,

How can the country move forward with APC in government? Fund crisis, take pictures, publish fake news propaganda and use EFCC DSS to padlock the remaining opposition
True. He should try Burkina Faso. Funnily they have the same characteristics as the north so he will be right at home there.
Politics › Re: Africa Ports With The Biggest Investment Over The Past Decade, 2010-2022 by SmartyPants(m): 7:14am On May 24, 2025
Irony1:
Oga there was no thread on $2.9b investment in Onne ports make una talk true and stop lying.
You think people can be easily deceived by these lies you peddle. Show us the proof
Hey Mr man get off my mentions. I'm not here for your type.
Politics › Re: Africa Ports With The Biggest Investment Over The Past Decade, 2010-2022 by SmartyPants(m): 8:47pm On May 23, 2025
Irony1:
You guys are very predictable. After some time, you will not hear anything again, until when people start to xray the activities of Onne and other Eastern ports you will now bring an article to try and deflect the real truth about those ports. You say Onne had the highest investment, tell me when was that investments and how come an APC that loves propaganda so much and loves to blow trumpet so much never announced this?
You guys should try harder and come with another lie again.
What is this gibberish?

All the threads on these developments were right here on Nairaland. Not my fault you live under a stone.
Health › Re: 6 Types Of Men That Grow Old Fast by SmartyPants(m): 6:35pm On May 23, 2025
DelilahMakinde:
1. Fast food junkie types

Fast food filled with calories and seed oils will only keep your insulin levels high and expose you to more oxidative stress

2. Lack of sleep types

You don't sleep enough or you don't get enough quality sleep.
Your body will not repair itself or replace worn out cells.
You gonna crack up early


3. Sugar addict sweet tooth types

Sugar will only give you more inflammation and raise your insulin resistance. Your vital organs take a beating at the end of the day. So do your looks

4. Masturbating types

Keeping your prostate empty may prevent some urological complications in later life.
But seeing Pamela more than 3 times a week is only going to drain you of life force.


5. Sex maniac types


You don't eat well , you don't rest good but your every ready for any action anytime anywhere with anyone SMH

6. Lack of exercise


Sendentary or couch potato life style not only ages your body but ages the brain too.
Take an early morning run or join a gym to keep yourself sharp.
A very lazy writer writing for lazy minds too. You started well by substantiating your early claims then suddenly started writing whatever you felt like with zero logic to support it.

1 - 3 brought value. 4 down are primary school work.
Family › Re: My Wife Thinks I Got Someone Else Pregnant N by SmartyPants(m): 2:55pm On May 23, 2025
Seun and sons Ltd must get creative with these tales by moonlight na.

Once you see them add an image to the post just know you are reading one of the famous Nairaland fabus!
Politics › Re: Africa Ports With The Biggest Investment Over The Past Decade, 2010-2022 by SmartyPants(m):
So Onne has seen the highest investment over the past decade - the same period when south easterners on here have relentlessly claimed that there has been no investment in any other port outside Lagos for the purpose of depriving them of import opportunities.

Of course persons like myself have always resisted this boldfaced lie.

This, friends, is the beautiful thing about the truth. At its own time, it shows itself and exposes lies.



So, southeastern friends, what is the truth about this marginalisation you people love to sing about? Does it really exist?
Politics › Re: The Inside Story: How It All Went Down In Rome By Bianca Ojukwu by SmartyPants(m): 9:08am On May 23, 2025
DanseMacabre:
This is just making a mountain of a molehill at this point. What happened in Rome should stay in Rome.
Nope. You must hear about it. cheesy if it was bad news you know you would love it. So enjoy!
Business › Re: Lady Shows What Shoprite Ilorin Looks Like Now (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 9:05am On May 23, 2025
kingbee90:
Enugu and port Harcourt Shoprites are Bubbling trust me.
These cities have business people & oil and gas workers respectively.
Their counters are not empty as the one in ilorin. This one is empty due to very very low patronage due to hardship which would make the manager not to restock goods so they won't expire.
Business people in Enugu? That's a lie. Enugu is a civil service city. In fact the most popular business there is law. I've lived there. Though I will agree, shoprite was bubbling then.
Business › Re: Lady Shows What Shoprite Ilorin Looks Like Now (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 6:04am On May 23, 2025
kingbee90:
When I say the "South west" is the most affected in Tinubu's "Renewed Shege", they will think I'm blabbing.
Yet Agbadorians would come online and be supporting the same Druggie for 2nd term despite their hunger.

Meanwhile, Shoprite in Owerri, Port Harcourt, Benin, warri & other regions are all Bubbling & thriving.

Make dem continue as dem no wan get sensehuh.
But someone above said same in PH. Another one said same in Enugu. So who is lying?

Fact check me, there is no city among those you mentioned with more than one Shoprite. But even Ibadan has two.


So why thrive on propaganda?
Politics › Re: FG Files Criminal Charges Against Suspended Senator, Natasha Akpoti-uduaghan by SmartyPants(m): 5:34pm On May 22, 2025
phemmyjohnson:
So wait how did FG suddenly start representing apkabio in court 😂.. this country will never cease to amaze me . Knowing you can never win FG in FG owned court . You better give up on this country ! You ! I mean you !
Meaning you support someone going on TV to accuse someone of trying to kill her without evidence?

Whats wrong with you?
Education › Re: 85% Of Nigerian Foreign Scholarship Students Don’t Return, Minister Laments by SmartyPants(m): 1:27pm On May 22, 2025
henrybomb:
If na you sef you no go come back lol
Of course.
Education › Re: 85% Of Nigerian Foreign Scholarship Students Don’t Return, Minister Laments by SmartyPants(m): 11:56am On May 22, 2025
Benjaniblinks:
undecidedreturn to do what?
The thing you promised to do when you were awarded the scholarship: contribute back to the development of the country.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Intervenes As Chioma Avoid Bundles Of Dollars From Man At Her Birthday by SmartyPants(m): 10:14pm On May 21, 2025
Willy2025:
How does this type of news make the front page of all the serious issues going on in this country? So what should we do about it?
What have you done about all the other ones? undecided

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