₦airaland Forum

meandyou00:
@smashingM
a true witness; a true xtian will NEVER for intimacy. wat d heck happened 2 flee from fornication grrr. if u cant afford Brighter Grammer, go for Queen's Pr******
oya, school has closed. everybody go home!!!!!!!

Why are you diverting from the issue at hand? If you have a good command of the english language, why are you using asterisk in some places? Oh i forgot, you don't know the synonyms of those words!

so much for ITK

I was laughing and enjoying this thread untill i came across the response below

meandyou00:
bliv it r not. your ex aint a true witness. i av been dating this girl fr 4 mths. n i av nt even seen her nudity. 1st off. witnesses dnt enta in2 serious relationships wit other faiths . . . marry only in d lord. so if a witness is promisin u heaven n earth. he's mor of a decoy. 2nd. they will neva ask 4 intimacy . . . just becoz he sits in a kingdom hall twice a week doesnt mean hes 1 of jehovahs witnesses.

We are all humans and we commit sin due to our weaknesses and sinful nature which some of us try to overcome in our daily lives. But to come out here and generalise that your church members never asks for intimacy baffles me. Remember "ALL have sinned and come short of the glory of God.

I am keeping my fingers crossed. You never can tell with this country of ours!

I'm not holding my breath!

OnyinyeGod:
God pls hear my prayer, i want Dr. Chris Ngige to win this election, u said that anything we ask in your name, that u Lord are going to do it even more that we ask, this is my request and i know u will do it for me. Forgive him for the wrong things he had done before, coming in through the back door in 2003. But Jesus i bless your name because u said in your word that if we can confess our sin that u lord is going to hear us and forgive us and also heal our land.
Ngige your victory is sure, u deserve the mandate, gooooooooo may Jesus be with U and crown u success in this comming gubernatorial election on 6th Feb, 2010.

Amen.

Novels - because it's always there when i need it.

Movies - there is nothing as sweet and good as a good movie with excellent dialogue.

If he adheres to this, it will move the country forward and certain issues which the Government are silent on will be looked into and spoken of.

tijehi:
Dem say 'HE NEEDS TO WRITE'. What will happen if 'HE REFUSES TO WRITE'?

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With Nigeria and in Nigeria, anything is possible.

chiogo:
LMAO!! Ok, that was funny.

Very funny indeed.

initiate:
look at it from the womans point of view.
she is in a messed up  marriage, and totally unhappy, should she die of frustration or turn into a mental wreck?
and how come it is acceptable for married men to stray and not women?
anyway i will advice mr trooper to forget what happened and not go there again cos there are many people out there waiting to slaughter him o

You took this out of my lips
There is a proverb in my dialect that says "ama anwan owo akama mkpa isung" meaning "He who befriends someone else's wife is indebted to death"

I got a text message from my friend on this too and she asked me to forward the message to my friends and relatives in the north especially Abuja. I don't know how true this is but we've got to be careful.

N/B: I think this should make the front page.

If you can't use coins to buy something as small as sweet, what else will you use it for?Spraying?

Daily.
When we misunderstand ourselves and make up, we call each other once in three to four hours.

kemisuga:
I DO NOT HAVE A PARTNER TO CALL,

Dearie you don't have to cry, you'll be blessed with a partner soon.

Exciting!

Please when are they going to air the deliberations? Thanks.

When i saw this story, i didn't want to comment because my fellow country men have said it all. We are all for the common good of Nigeria.
But the picture! my God! Is it this pathetic?

Since he has refused to listen to reason, and his croonies have refused to let him resign, LET WHAT WILL BE BE.

Thank you Jesus thank you (2x)
I have nothing to offer
Than to say thank you Lord
Thank you Jesus thank you

Hmmm!

In some cases men or women are more faithful while in some cases none are faithful.

Every knee shall bow
Every tongue must confess
That Jesus Christ is the Lord (2x)

Hallelujah Jesus is the Lord (6x)
That Jesus Christ is the Lord.

Nairalanding

Mbeki:
@ Poster,
If you want twins the natural way, let you wife first of all gain a lot of weight.
Then let her eat foods that contains yam for one month. yam porridge, pounded yam, yam and stew, fried yam, yam and beans etc. After one complete month, meet her on the day of her ovulation and the result will be 98% twins.
Tested and verified method.

Yeah. I read about it sometimes ago.

KMTee:
A pregnant woman must not walk in d afternoon without pin in her tommy,if she doesn't comply the baby in her womb will change to monster
if u nail d ground while dogs are mating, they will stick 2geda
it is believed that there is a woman carrying a baby and cutting firewood in a full moon,
there is a particular knee-wound in which u knee down to greet the dirt park before it gets healed (kunlekaatan) in yoruba.
in fed sec schs, there is dis sisi kokoka and blackman that disturbs female students and sometimes take away menstrual pads from their pants at night

I heard the bolded part too.

In my community there is a belief that a certain sickness called "okporoti" in my native tongue can only be cured if you stand in a waste dumb to eat cocoa yam.

Also if you fall inside a pit toilet, you can only live if you go round a market square announcing that you fell into a pit toilet.

I will praise Him
I will praise Him
I will praise Him for ever more

That's not unheard of. A one time Vice Chancellor of the University of Uyo (Uniuyo) also said it. It is surprising because these are the same people that went to school courtesy of their local communities. Vagabond Criminals (VC) indeed!

How did we wire the money? I'm just asking in case we hear stories, you know, nothing passes us by.

Overwhelming

I thank you LORD for giving me the Grace to see today.

What about ISUZU?

semid4lyfe:
I wonder why these celebrities bother to get married

My thoughts exactly!