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Politics › Re: Kano Man Builds A Tricycle From Scratch, Atiku Reacts (Pictures) by Smazlexander: 7:50pm On Nov 17, 2022

Zubbyk:
I have several brand new keke engine for sale. Tvs, kindly contact me for business, you could also refer buyers and get your commission

okay are you a dealer

Nairaland General › Financial Aid by Smazlexander(op): 7:30am On Oct 30, 2022

Good morning everyone i know this is not a platform to do this but i'm in a dire situation and i have little or no choice,i need financial aid from anyone willing to borrow or give me,i know things are difficult but help can come from anywhere. I'm working and its just been hard but i need 100 thousand naira if anyone wishes to give me has a loan i'll pay back installmentally but the payment will start next year january. Any further info you need i'll provide my phone number is 09155560216 i would have given out my whatsapp line but i don't have a phone for that now. I'm sorry to everyone but i'm just in a dire point am sorry if this angers anyone. Thank you all

Family › Re: I Saw A Dead Family Friend Two Years Later by Smazlexander: 12:05am On Oct 29, 2022

Smazlexander:
what he actually saw is an apparition the guy just wanted him to ask about him nothing more...let me tell you my own experience i was around 10 or 9 that year and there was this bros who was very friendly to me and my friends then anytime he passes by he would joke with us and sometimes play monkey post with us, so this very day we were playing soccer has usual when we saw bros in so much of a hurry past us we greeted,he did not answer he just rushed inside his compound few minutes later we heard screams from the compound and we rushed there only to hear that the same person that passed us few minutes ago died in an accident yesterday,what shocked people was he told his pregnant wife about the contribution he was due to collect the next day and who owned him before telling her he wanted to use the toilet,the woman went to give

him water in the toilet and was coming back from the toilet when the person that broke the news came for months no one lived there

Family › Re: I Saw A Dead Family Friend Two Years Later by Smazlexander: 11:56pm On Oct 28, 2022

1Sharon:
You saw someone different. I'm sure the man on the bike must have thought you were a crazy person.

You can be wrong, deal with it.

what he actually saw is an apparition the guy just wanted him to ask about him nothing more...let me tell you my own experience i was around 10 or 9 that year and there was this bros who was very friendly to me and my friends then anytime he passes by he would joke with us and sometimes play monkey post with us, so this very day we were playing soccer has usual when we saw bros in so much of a hurry past us we greeted,he did not answer he just rushed inside his compound few minutes later we heard screams from the compound and we rushed there only to hear that the same person that passed us few minutes ago died in an accident yesterday,what shocked people was he told his pregnant wife about the contribution he was due to collect the next day and who owned him before telling her he wanted to use the toilet,the woman went to give

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Family › Re: I Saw A Dead Family Friend Two Years Later by Smazlexander: 10:59pm On Oct 28, 2022

1Sharon:
So how do we verify that its true?

ok go ahead and try but i want to tell you the guy that tried it out of curiousity almost went deaf for the kind slap wey him collect from nowhere

Family › Re: I Saw A Dead Family Friend Two Years Later by Smazlexander: 3:41am On Oct 28, 2022

Urheadmaster:
One time I was in ikotun to attend prophet TB Joshua service.

The hotel where I lodged, we were watching African magic and the movie was about dead related script.

Somehow, argument started that you can see a dead person you know alive in another city.

One lady among us even told us that, if you doubt it, you should go to the centre of ikotun market around 12:midnights and bend down you'll see a dead person you know from your village .

No matter what anyone does please don't do this...

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Jokes Etc › Re: Which Of This Will You Allow Your Fiancee To Have Access To??? by Smazlexander: 2:15pm On Oct 23, 2022

She can have access to everything no be me wan get high blood pressure.

Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Hidden Talent ? by Smazlexander: 10:03am On Oct 16, 2022

I'm a music person so i don't count me knowing lyrics of songs easily has a talent. I think things too hard so i analyse things so much that i can create like 5 scenerios before an event. I don't watch football from a fan angle i watch for positioning and player movements that one guy said i should go into coaching. My mind is very attentive and can learn things so easily if you do it in front of me and if care is not taken i'll even be better than my teacher.

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Nairaland General › Re: Do You Have A Social Life Outside Your Work by Smazlexander(op): 7:15pm On Oct 10, 2022

neonly:
Start a family make friends with yur children remember I said yur children

Nairaland General › Do You Have A Social Life Outside Your Work by Smazlexander(op): 6:01pm On Oct 10, 2022

The back to back monday holidays made me see that side of me i have not seen and got thinking about my social life. I have not been to a party in a while even if i'm invited,if i'm not forced i certainly won't show up, i have not made a new friend in a long while cause apart from work,betshop or viewing center, i don't go anywhere else, is it only me or anyone else in my shoe

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by Smazlexander: 10:14am On Oct 10, 2022

Katcall:
we work from 8 to 5 and get paid accrued salary at the end of the month

God will help us all even me am trying to find another source of income to compliment this cause salary work alone cannot help anyone now....just a few stumbling block to take care first

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by Smazlexander: 9:35pm On Oct 09, 2022

Katcall:
were i worked b4 you go load tire. And the funny tin be say them no go give you anytin. When its closing time, you cant go home until the truck is full

not at tvs its aboki people that do that and they are paid for it

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by Smazlexander: 9:07pm On Oct 09, 2022

Katcall:
Do they once in while order you to go and load trucks?

never for once we assemble tricycle and we have forklift for that

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by Smazlexander: 5:03pm On Oct 09, 2022

Katcall:
how much and how many hours

9am to 5pm 40k but new comers earn 30k-33k

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by Smazlexander: 8:53am On Oct 09, 2022

Chinese companies will want every penny you earn to be equal to the number of sweat,if you're now a contract staff just forget they will just want you to work till you get frustrated and quit and they move to thier next victims. Currently i'm in an indian company the time factor is the one thing keeping me there and a few other circumstances. Salary na no no

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Politics › Re: Kano Man Builds A Tricycle From Scratch, Atiku Reacts (Pictures) by Smazlexander: 7:18pm On Oct 07, 2022

If he built the engine himself then kudos to him if not assembling a keke is what i do for a living and i no is not an easy feat either. So kudos to him

Business › Re: Sell Your Used Text Books On Six 33 Four NG by Smazlexander: 10:59pm On Oct 03, 2022

What are the criterias to pass

Education › Re: Which Secondary School Subject Gave You Problems Back Then In School? by Smazlexander: 10:27pm On Oct 03, 2022

It's math for me o it's so bad that i might get over 80% in other subject and not get 45% in math my math teacher in ss1 after i repeated cause of math tried so hard i still got D7 but i have improved a lot from then

Health › Re: Panic As Nigerian Lady Leaves Suicidal Notes On Facebook by Smazlexander: 8:38am On Oct 03, 2022

Everyone is going through something is just that not everyone is strong enough,i know a thing or two about deepression cause i'm still battling with mine, i have tried suicide twice the second time got me bedridden for almost a month. The only thing holding me back to try again is the promise i made to my mom and dad, if they were no more i don't know if i could carry on but lately i just want to fix myself am not there yet but am building myself back one brick at a time. Cause if it was before i would have gone into panic mode about yesterday. I'm suffering from compulsive gambling which triggered my thoughts of suicide. Even this morning i'm lost i'm just try to figure a way out of this but i can't tell my family what is on my mind cause if i do my dad's bp might rise again and my mom might go into panic again i need someone to talk to 091-55-560-216 is my number i'm not asking for money just a listening ear cause one way to get out of deepression is to talk to people. May God save us all

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Food › Re: Have You Ever Been Chased By Turkey Before? by Smazlexander: 11:32am On Oct 02, 2022

2saviourfriday9:
my uncle feed turkey but him no dey run

2saviourfriday9:
my uncle feed turkey but him no dey run

Food › Re: Have You Ever Been Chased By Turkey Before? by Smazlexander: 11:45pm On Oct 01, 2022

Has a kid i was attacked by a mother hen once since then i fear those flightless terrorist/rapist

Sports › Re: What Is Your Most Preferred Football Formation? by Smazlexander: 7:48am On Oct 01, 2022

Depends on lot of factors but i hate isolating my point man.
if i'm playing ps3 it's 4-2-3-1 (balanced) this formation is for when i'm trying to play counter cause when i have the ball in midfield or defense i can easily put a long ball to anywhere on the flank or 4-2-1-3 (attack)
on dls i don't joke with my 4-1-2-3 (balance) formation but on my football manager its 4-3-3 but if i'm up against a team with better players up front it's 3-5-2

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Food › Re: How Many Days Can 10k Take You On Food? by Smazlexander: 4:06pm On Sep 29, 2022

If it's just for feeding and not transporting it should serve me for 2weeks if i'm shuffling between eating out and cooking.

Culture › Re: Brief History Of Share In Kwara State by Smazlexander: 12:50am On Sep 29, 2022

Thanks for this i'm actually from shaare but my dad never talks about his hometown and even the two times i visited kwara state i was not chanced to go visit but i plan on visiting soon

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