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Foreign Affairs / Re: Lindokuhle Dlamini Kissing Jacob Zuma's Lookalike, Calls Him 'Sugar Daddy' by SmellingVagina: 4:19pm On Jul 15, 2016
dabimzy:
Check their noses and the way they smile. grin
F9 cheesy
Crime / Re: Hairdresser And Boyfriend Fighting Over Sex In Lagos by SmellingVagina: 4:14pm On Jul 15, 2016
Omo, na dem Yellowbar people wey dey always find Naija Deltaz toto 2 fuk... Later dem go dey bash dem.cheesy
Career / Re: My Ex Employers Have Refused To Pay My Salary by SmellingVagina: 7:26pm On Jul 14, 2016
The Great Cuntslayer just organise boys for your ex employer, deal heavy brushings so let him use the pay for Hospital bills. Trust me. No one messes with me. Guy spend d money and treat his 4kup. Because when you seek legal actions agains ur ex, if this present boss gets to find out then he'll be looking@u with one kind eye... Bewise man. 4k him up or let hime be,
Cuntslayer:
My fellow Nairalanders
I come here to seek your candid advice on my situation I used to work in an IT firm on the mainland and God blessed me with another offer on the island. so I tendered my resignation with my former employers and as stated on my terms of contract with them gave a month's notice.
The problem now is that it's 2 moths gone and the people have refused to pay me for the last month of service rendered to them.
I have tried reaching out to all top management of the Company but they have refused and turned a deaf ear to my plea.
So I got n touch with my lawyer friends who have agreed to take up the issue. They say I can make millions out of the case. But my problem is that I don't want the case to distort my career.
Please what do you advise I should do?

Foreign Affairs / Re: Lindokuhle Dlamini Kissing Jacob Zuma's Lookalike, Calls Him 'Sugar Daddy' by SmellingVagina: 7:19pm On Jul 14, 2016
dabimzy:
They look alike, dnt think is her sugar daddy.
proveiiiit! cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lindokuhle Dlamini Kissing Jacob Zuma's Lookalike, Calls Him 'Sugar Daddy' by SmellingVagina: 7:17pm On Jul 14, 2016
mhisbliss:
nope i severed your ding dong and threw it to the dogs
You aborted our baby without my consent?! Buhari must hear this. cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lindokuhle Dlamini Kissing Jacob Zuma's Lookalike, Calls Him 'Sugar Daddy' by SmellingVagina: 7:13pm On Jul 14, 2016
mascot87:

F = F*ck
Toto
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lindokuhle Dlamini Kissing Jacob Zuma's Lookalike, Calls Him 'Sugar Daddy' by SmellingVagina: 7:09pm On Jul 14, 2016
mhisbliss:
Eeww am gonna throw up
so you took in the last time we did it?!
Crime / Re: Nigeria Ranked Third In The World In Cyber Crime by SmellingVagina: 6:54pm On Jul 14, 2016
Abeg na who get wire brush make I scratch this korokoro patapata.
Crime / Re: Prostitute Bites Customer's joystick In Asaba For Refusing To Pay After Sex by SmellingVagina: 6:52pm On Jul 14, 2016
Why should the man pay when her toto no sweet? She must rot +n jail
Education / Re: 80-year-old, Buhari’s Daughter, 2,216 Others Called To Bar. by SmellingVagina: 6:48pm On Jul 14, 2016
How e Take affect my Korokoro for yarsh?
Education / Re: Do You Make Any Of These Mistakes In Your Life Philosophies? by SmellingVagina: 6:42pm On Jul 14, 2016
I don't know why korokoro just dey scratch me for yarsh since today. Meanwhile nice work OP Keep it up!
Crime / Re: Lagos Taskforce Arrests Fake Army Officer (photo) by SmellingVagina: 8:09am On Jul 14, 2016
tysontim:
forget the Name, but na them, sophisticated imposters from the land of the....
Brown Zinc Roof Republic!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Dressed In Army Uniform In Zamfara Today by SmellingVagina: 7:46am On Jul 14, 2016
Slymonster:
E dey e body

is walking stick now style to the Nigeria army?
That stick u see is opened like a sit for sitting in jungle and directing the boys. D stick is for top shot only and not meant for the boys.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by SmellingVagina: 12:12pm On Jul 13, 2016
Wiztonero:


The person you are addressing is an Army Captain oh. I hope you know.
cowards!

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Business / Re: Stanbic's N60,250,000 Recovered From A Supermarket In Port-Harcourt by SmellingVagina: 12:07pm On Jul 13, 2016
DaBullIT:
Igbo Boys doing what they do best
Coward Brown roof republic Yellowbar bloody twit spreading hate they know best
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by SmellingVagina: 12:37am On Jul 13, 2016
DEATHMACHINE:
Your list has been compiled , date of release is what is not certain yet so you bros should chill .

no bloody civilian should quote or send me pm please.


So you call dem bloody civillians because they are looking for Army job dat dey are not even sure of?
The last time we had soldiers was abacha time. Not all these yeye boys scout.
Even if dey close their mouth. I' l chuk u hand 4 eye like I no send you bloody boy's scout calling people BLOODY for no reason. Frog jump and get out!

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Politics / Re: Throwback: Sani Abacha At His Birthday Celebration by SmellingVagina: 11:59pm On Jul 12, 2016
owolabi400:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-nkVdBZlttL8/V4S_054JOBI/AAAAAAAJ3ko/9RMATibpX2QmCEMI5WctOyI73WYJzRISACLcB/s1600/index.jpg[/img]


Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/07/12/throwback-photo-of-late-sani-abacha-during-his-birthday-celebration/

Photo credit: Sokoto Facts

This was when we had real hard soldiers in the Army and not the milky Boys scout Army of today controlled with bloody civillian mentality.
Religion / Re: Olawale Elisha: "Eunice Breasts & Head Were Removed According To Crowd" by SmellingVagina: 11:53pm On Jul 12, 2016
"Disturb not the morring peace of thy neighbour..."
Politics / Re: Soldier Defusing Landmines On A Road In Borno (photo) by SmellingVagina: 11:44pm On Jul 12, 2016
If you belive this dat means u can belive any sh!t. How can one face a mine without bomb suit and yet people are around him.
Fool them and not me.
degea1:
Weldone heroes!!!



source: http://www.luckydime.com.ng/2016/07/photo-gallant-nigerian-army-combat.html

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Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by SmellingVagina: 11:39pm On Jul 12, 2016
AirSultan:
Natotogokillme, pusidrilla, pussypounder, smellingvaginacheesy



#Trendcheesy
Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by SmellingVagina: 11:36pm On Jul 12, 2016
Countrygirl:
Are these monikers the same person?
Habeg oooo, this moniker is not same and dont be too lazy to read post, read style of comment, read choice of words, read places constantly visited, and so ooon. Carry ur wahala go!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Girl Causes The Suspension Of A Kenyan Military Official by SmellingVagina: 11:32pm On Jul 12, 2016
Vendoor:
Very Disrespectful undecided
o' boy ar u sur?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Girl Causes The Suspension Of A Kenyan Military Official by SmellingVagina: 11:30pm On Jul 12, 2016
majour:
Brothers this girl fine finish, but God why, why u no make my girlfriend fine like this, well u give am good lips to dey do well down there, I go manage am
dont blame God. Blam ur self 4letting ur pocket select gal4u.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Girl Causes The Suspension Of A Kenyan Military Official by SmellingVagina: 11:28pm On Jul 12, 2016
mhisbliss:
Wao she's a beauty dont know kenya has beautiful girls

thank God for telling us truth for the first time in history.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Girl Causes The Suspension Of A Kenyan Military Official by SmellingVagina: 11:24pm On Jul 12, 2016
SeverusSnape:

What is 'punanii'?... Is it the name of a demon

Punanii == Pussey == Puccy == Kittycat === honeyPot === WomanHole === CloseBottomHole == Vagina === Ikpu in Igbo, == itit in efik == Toto in pidgin === Tinibutotoo === Hole == AdamsPit )=====> () are u satisfied?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Girl Causes The Suspension Of A Kenyan Military Official by SmellingVagina: 11:17pm On Jul 12, 2016
NEHLIVE:
According to Tuko news Kenya, asenior official of the Kenya Defence Forces (KDF) has been suspended after his girlfriend, unbeknownst to him, wore his clothes in his absence, took photos and posted them online.

The pretty girl’s photos went viral on Facebook as most of the people who re-shared them thought that she was another cute officer like many others. That is where the tale about impersonation came in.

When the photos got the attention of the officer’s superiors and the uniform was identified as his, it is alleged that he was called in and had a long sitting with his bosses.

Unconfirmed reports have it that the officer was suspended from active duty for leasing out his official military regalia for wrong use- in this case, social media.


TUKO news, however established that there is no rule in the books that would have a KDF Captain suspended because his wife wore his uniform and posed for photos.

Action would only be taken if the said uniform was leased for use in criminal activities or any related activity that would contravene what is generally accepted as right.

Just a few days ago, a hot male Kenyan police officer says that he was trouble with his superiors after a spate of his photos presumed to be attractive by the Kenyan female populace broke the internet with scores of women demanding to be arrested by him.


He has since been identified as, Steve Karisa. An administration police and an ardent gym addict.

When speaking in an interview, the police officer said that his instant fame engendered trouble with his bosses who are particular not at home with media attention.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/see-girl-who-caused-suspension-of.html

I feel like to be the one positioned@her back drlling day light out of her honey pot.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Broke Our 5 Year Relationship. Pls I Need Advise!!! by SmellingVagina: 11:01pm On Jul 12, 2016
Have You Ever Fuckedd Her Puccy?
BrokenHeart2016:
Right now my heart is heavy, am in a state of confusion I don't know what to do.On saturday I received the shock of my life through a text message from my girlfriend stating that I should move on with my life that it is over between us, at first I thought I was dreaming because I just got up from bed at exactly 7am, I ignored the text thinking it was a mistake had to shower and get ready for work. The following day which happens to be on sunday I called her and She told me that she has think about it that I should move on with my life...its over!!! I asked her what have I done to deserve such a thing from her she was unable to justify her action.
O boy, my jaw drop e be like say dem use dagger pierced my heart have never experience such thing in my life, I do read it online about how girls break up with their partner with no reason I can't believe this is happening to me. This is a girl that I really care for we met during our National Diploma program in 2012, she will be graduating this year while am about to put in for my HND.
Am not boasting about what have done for her but I just want you guys to understand my plight, I help her financially during her two years of studies pay her school fees and other miscellaneous while am still hustling. During our five years of courtship have never thought of cheating her or dump her for no reason I always make sure she's comfortable because her parents has passed. Since saturday my life have never been the same because the tone of text msg always ring on my head, am so sad right now I can't think straight anymore my boss at work notice my mood today and ask me what's up with me I had to dodge the question....till now I always look at my phone hoping to see her call or text maybe she was joking with me, I really love her so much and I always express my love to her though am not financially bouyant at the moment but I always do everything in my capacity to ensure she is Ok....there was a time i use money meant for my handouts to buy her foodstuffs and all, have sacrifice a lot for her during our academic days I finished with Lower Credit while she has Upper Credit. I'm not jealous of her success but frankly speaking I make impact in her life in general, I do see her as the mother of my kids there are a lot of plan I have for her, we always discuss this all the time. Right now she school in osun state while am hustling here in oyo state but I always travel to visit her from time to time and shower her with a lot of gifts.
Pls I need your advise on how to move on with my life because right now the thing is affecting my life I can't think straight anymore or even sleep very well. Bashing is also allowed I just want u guys to talk sense into my head.

Sorry for my grammatical blunders

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Romance / Re: Why I Am Not A Feminist. by SmellingVagina: 8:27pm On Jul 12, 2016
Strahovski1:


How many monikers? Don't you get tired. Lol get a life. No one cares about you. You would be banned again
Man Joke apart. Natotogokillme is is diffrent ffrom me, pls check our post and trend. Dey r not d sam. Thanks.
Health / Re: My Left Ear Has Been Blocked For 4 Days Now... Help!!! by SmellingVagina: 8:05pm On Jul 12, 2016
Man, Dont be Afraid. Let me explain in common man language how it goes: The inner end of the ear canal has d drum that works like a loud speaker or microphone Cardboard by amplifying signal input. And this thing vibrates acording2 the frequency its receiving. It vibrates faster if it receives High pitch frequency like tweeters and co whose frequency is from 2khz to 20khz but a normal human adult can only hear from 50hz to maximum of 11khz. And hearing range decreases as you get older. 50hz to below can only be felt as vibration and not heard. So if you had complaind of both ears, the we should be poing to the Inner ear which loud noise can cause snap or decibel shift ( bending of hair cells...)
So now the eardrum need lubricants @ its coners to function properly that what the ear wax are for. But during raining seasons the wax become too solid to flow out naturally by their self, so they remain in there, and attract fungus. The microbs growwwww and cover the center of the drum which makes it imposible for high frequency reception. It gets to point where you can not hear some women voices as they always talk in 2khz and above. Gradually or suddenly when water enters there the fungus/wax get moist and you hearing becomes muffled!

SOLUTION: you should have not put ear drops as this muffles hearing more by totally restricting drum movement, but they will clear awy may be in 2months or more!
Dont insert cotton buds as they can harm d drum by causing micro hole on it. So now since u have put eardrop, hold you nose, and suck in ur ear drum, dip cotton bud into Spirit, use it to clean the ear canal. Soak piece of foam in spirit, use it as ear plug. The fungus would start clearing. But try not to let d spirit touch the dum center@all. Use it to clean the canal groove. PLS AVOID D EARDRUM. As it will take the eaar drop and wax 1 to 2 months to clear! Try the spirit. You will regain hearing in a week. Dats 60hz to 1khz but you will regain all your frquencies when the ear starts generating fresh wax.


T Pls you also have to check what you are eating. Hav u been staying indoors? Is enough oxygen getting to ear? Have you been exercising? Are you overr weight? Let me stop here. Pls some one who understands should correct my errors.

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Romance / Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by SmellingVagina: 10:18am On Jul 07, 2016
cheesy

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Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by SmellingVagina: 7:44am On Jul 07, 2016
Countrygirl:
Are these monikers the same person?
Nope
Romance / Re: Why I Am Not A Feminist. by SmellingVagina: 7:41am On Jul 07, 2016
Strahovski1:


Cc Mynd44 Rule 2 and Rule 9

Lalasticlala thanks


Natotogokillme is right.

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