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Foreign Affairs / Re: Lindokuhle Dlamini Kissing Jacob Zuma's Lookalike, Calls Him 'Sugar Daddy' by SmellingVagina: 4:19pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
dabimzy:F9 |
Crime / Re: Hairdresser And Boyfriend Fighting Over Sex In Lagos by SmellingVagina: 4:14pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
Omo, na dem Yellowbar people wey dey always find Naija Deltaz toto 2 fuk... Later dem go dey bash dem. |
Career / Re: My Ex Employers Have Refused To Pay My Salary by SmellingVagina: 7:26pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
The Great Cuntslayer just organise boys for your ex employer, deal heavy brushings so let him use the pay for Hospital bills. Trust me. No one messes with me. Guy spend d money and treat his 4kup. Because when you seek legal actions agains ur ex, if this present boss gets to find out then he'll be looking@u with one kind eye... Bewise man. 4k him up or let hime be, Cuntslayer: |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lindokuhle Dlamini Kissing Jacob Zuma's Lookalike, Calls Him 'Sugar Daddy' by SmellingVagina: 7:19pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
dabimzy:proveiiiit! |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lindokuhle Dlamini Kissing Jacob Zuma's Lookalike, Calls Him 'Sugar Daddy' by SmellingVagina: 7:17pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
mhisbliss:You aborted our baby without my consent?! Buhari must hear this. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lindokuhle Dlamini Kissing Jacob Zuma's Lookalike, Calls Him 'Sugar Daddy' by SmellingVagina: 7:13pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
mascot87:Toto |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lindokuhle Dlamini Kissing Jacob Zuma's Lookalike, Calls Him 'Sugar Daddy' by SmellingVagina: 7:09pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
mhisbliss:so you took in the last time we did it?! |
Crime / Re: Nigeria Ranked Third In The World In Cyber Crime by SmellingVagina: 6:54pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Abeg na who get wire brush make I scratch this korokoro patapata. |
Crime / Re: Prostitute Bites Customer's joystick In Asaba For Refusing To Pay After Sex by SmellingVagina: 6:52pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Why should the man pay when her toto no sweet? She must rot +n jail |
Education / Re: 80-year-old, Buhari’s Daughter, 2,216 Others Called To Bar. by SmellingVagina: 6:48pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
How e Take affect my Korokoro for yarsh? |
Education / Re: Do You Make Any Of These Mistakes In Your Life Philosophies? by SmellingVagina: 6:42pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
I don't know why korokoro just dey scratch me for yarsh since today. Meanwhile nice work OP Keep it up! |
Crime / Re: Lagos Taskforce Arrests Fake Army Officer (photo) by SmellingVagina: 8:09am On Jul 14, 2016 |
tysontim:Brown Zinc Roof Republic! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari Dressed In Army Uniform In Zamfara Today by SmellingVagina: 7:46am On Jul 14, 2016 |
Slymonster:That stick u see is opened like a sit for sitting in jungle and directing the boys. D stick is for top shot only and not meant for the boys. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by SmellingVagina: 12:12pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Wiztonero:cowards! 2 Likes |
Business / Re: Stanbic's N60,250,000 Recovered From A Supermarket In Port-Harcourt by SmellingVagina: 12:07pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
DaBullIT:Coward Brown roof republic Yellowbar bloody twit spreading hate they know best |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by SmellingVagina: 12:37am On Jul 13, 2016 |
DEATHMACHINE: So you call dem bloody civillians because they are looking for Army job dat dey are not even sure of? The last time we had soldiers was abacha time. Not all these yeye boys scout. Even if dey close their mouth. I' l chuk u hand 4 eye like I no send you bloody boy's scout calling people BLOODY for no reason. Frog jump and get out! 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Throwback: Sani Abacha At His Birthday Celebration by SmellingVagina: 11:59pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
owolabi400:This was when we had real hard soldiers in the Army and not the milky Boys scout Army of today controlled with bloody civillian mentality. |
Religion / Re: Olawale Elisha: "Eunice Breasts & Head Were Removed According To Crowd" by SmellingVagina: 11:53pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
"Disturb not the morring peace of thy neighbour..." |
Politics / Re: Soldier Defusing Landmines On A Road In Borno (photo) by SmellingVagina: 11:44pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
If you belive this dat means u can belive any sh!t. How can one face a mine without bomb suit and yet people are around him. Fool them and not me. degea1: 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by SmellingVagina: 11:39pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
AirSultan: |
Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by SmellingVagina: 11:36pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
Countrygirl:Habeg oooo, this moniker is not same and dont be too lazy to read post, read style of comment, read choice of words, read places constantly visited, and so ooon. Carry ur wahala go! |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Girl Causes The Suspension Of A Kenyan Military Official by SmellingVagina: 11:32pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
Vendoor:o' boy ar u sur? |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Girl Causes The Suspension Of A Kenyan Military Official by SmellingVagina: 11:30pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
majour:dont blame God. Blam ur self 4letting ur pocket select gal4u. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Girl Causes The Suspension Of A Kenyan Military Official by SmellingVagina: 11:28pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
mhisbliss: thank God for telling us truth for the first time in history. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Girl Causes The Suspension Of A Kenyan Military Official by SmellingVagina: 11:24pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
SeverusSnape: Punanii == Pussey == Puccy == Kittycat === honeyPot === WomanHole === CloseBottomHole == Vagina === Ikpu in Igbo, == itit in efik == Toto in pidgin === Tinibutotoo === Hole == AdamsPit )=====> () are u satisfied? 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Girl Causes The Suspension Of A Kenyan Military Official by SmellingVagina: 11:17pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
NEHLIVE: I feel like to be the one positioned@her back drlling day light out of her honey pot. |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Broke Our 5 Year Relationship. Pls I Need Advise!!! by SmellingVagina: 11:01pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
Have You Ever Fuckedd Her Puccy? BrokenHeart2016: 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why I Am Not A Feminist. by SmellingVagina: 8:27pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
Strahovski1:Man Joke apart. Natotogokillme is is diffrent ffrom me, pls check our post and trend. Dey r not d sam. Thanks. |
Health / Re: My Left Ear Has Been Blocked For 4 Days Now... Help!!! by SmellingVagina: 8:05pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
Man, Dont be Afraid. Let me explain in common man language how it goes: The inner end of the ear canal has d drum that works like a loud speaker or microphone Cardboard by amplifying signal input. And this thing vibrates acording2 the frequency its receiving. It vibrates faster if it receives High pitch frequency like tweeters and co whose frequency is from 2khz to 20khz but a normal human adult can only hear from 50hz to maximum of 11khz. And hearing range decreases as you get older. 50hz to below can only be felt as vibration and not heard. So if you had complaind of both ears, the we should be poing to the Inner ear which loud noise can cause snap or decibel shift ( bending of hair cells...) So now the eardrum need lubricants @ its coners to function properly that what the ear wax are for. But during raining seasons the wax become too solid to flow out naturally by their self, so they remain in there, and attract fungus. The microbs growwwww and cover the center of the drum which makes it imposible for high frequency reception. It gets to point where you can not hear some women voices as they always talk in 2khz and above. Gradually or suddenly when water enters there the fungus/wax get moist and you hearing becomes muffled! SOLUTION: you should have not put ear drops as this muffles hearing more by totally restricting drum movement, but they will clear awy may be in 2months or more! Dont insert cotton buds as they can harm d drum by causing micro hole on it. So now since u have put eardrop, hold you nose, and suck in ur ear drum, dip cotton bud into Spirit, use it to clean the ear canal. Soak piece of foam in spirit, use it as ear plug. The fungus would start clearing. But try not to let d spirit touch the dum center@all. Use it to clean the canal groove. PLS AVOID D EARDRUM. As it will take the eaar drop and wax 1 to 2 months to clear! Try the spirit. You will regain hearing in a week. Dats 60hz to 1khz but you will regain all your frquencies when the ear starts generating fresh wax. T Pls you also have to check what you are eating. Hav u been staying indoors? Is enough oxygen getting to ear? Have you been exercising? Are you overr weight? Let me stop here. Pls some one who understands should correct my errors. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by SmellingVagina: 10:18am On Jul 07, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by SmellingVagina: 7:44am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Countrygirl:Nope |
Romance / Re: Why I Am Not A Feminist. by SmellingVagina: 7:41am On Jul 07, 2016 |
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