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Business / Re: Investor & Exporter Window Crashes to All Time Low At N788.42/$1 by Smokedetector: 10:14pm On Jul 11, 2023
Lmao. Awa lo kan. The funniest thing is that the real effect will start being felt in the next few months. Nothing like detty December for anyone. Either ways like the agbadorians , it will favour my family and I. Crazy folks

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Business / Re: I Want To Arrest My Father For Selling My Palm Oil by Smokedetector: 3:57pm On Jul 11, 2023
The majority of replies in this thread explains why Nigeria is the way is it. No accountability, selfishness and lack of insight into actions. Stolen mandate? " No wahala, it will favour my family and I", rubbish policies by politicians? "God will help us". We are one interesting people
Travel / Re: MMA: Thieves Breach Security, Steal Million-worth Lighting Components by Smokedetector: 9:16pm On Jul 10, 2023
Lmao, I hate the things that happen in this country
Family / Re: Married Civil Servants In Today's Economy, How are you coping? by Smokedetector: 5:42pm On Jul 10, 2023
The amount of similar topics about the economy since the new administration ehn grin and we thought it couldn't get worse than Buhari. By the time this man is done with us all, we will all ronu. Lmao

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Politics / Re: Court Admits Electoral Documents Tendered By LP, Obi - Punch.ng by Smokedetector: 3:17pm On Jun 01, 2023
This country deserves a good and fair trial, the parties LP, PDP, APC (the party that allegedly won with 32% of the votes), deserve the same.

I hope the justices do right by the country and rule without fear or favour.

Most importantly, INEC should stay true to its name and remain independent and should not act like a political party

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Travel / Re: Moove Is Impounding Uber Drivers’ Cars In Nigeria by Smokedetector: 8:41am On May 31, 2023
Nigeria is a place that defiles business logic. And if we really dig deep, it's due to its people. We are inherently greedy and the only thing that puts us in check is when we know that there are consequences for our actions.

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Politics / Re: CAN President Denies Receiving ₦‎2 Billion From Peter Obi by Smokedetector: 6:09pm On Feb 12, 2023
APC has repeatedly shown lack of respect for Christians in this election
Politics / Re: Borno IPMAN Directs Members To Suspend Operations, Shut ALL Filling Stations by Smokedetector: 2:36pm On Feb 07, 2023
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Politics / Re: Budget Deficit Rises 370%, Hits ₦‎47tn Under Buhari, Budget Deficit Rises 370% by Smokedetector: 12:11pm On Jan 13, 2023
One thing about economy is that it can always get worse. Let's keep voting the wrong people and one day we will realise you won't be able to withdraw your own money from the bank, salaries won't be able to be paid , the currency will become worthless and you might need to transport money in a wheelbarrow to buy roasted corn.

Let's continue oh. When the chicken comes home to roost , we will all be here.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Can’t Continue Borrowing, Lawan Says by Smokedetector: 11:58am On Jan 13, 2023
Few months to the end of the tenure and you suddenly start speaking the truth ? You suddenly realise indiscriminate borrowing has to stop and that poverty levels are unacceptable?

It's how these people keep playing on our collective intelligence and rightly so because they know there will be little or no consequences! F*ckn bastards

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Business / Re: Zenith Bank Suspends International Transactions On Naira Cards by Smokedetector: 9:00pm On Jan 06, 2023
It's how people fail to see the handwriting on the wall and continue to campaign for the party responsible for this economic mess.

Unbelievable!

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Health / Re: Doctors Share Alarming Stories Of Attack On Duty In Nigerian Hospitals by Smokedetector: 12:35pm On Jan 05, 2023
habsydiamond:
It's not those peoples fault.. if the medical practitioners are quick to attend to emergencies patients such incidences won't happen. Public hospitals are not the best place to go for emergencies if u don't want the victim to give up before they attend to him or her... u will see the nurses watching films on their phones or they will be asking for card money something that can be done after rescue.

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Health / Re: Dr Uyi Iluobe Killed By His Patient's Relatives In Delta Hospital. NMA Cries Out by Smokedetector: 9:36pm On Jan 03, 2023
OurBusinessIsPr:
I can give you a trail and stitch a straight line that directly attaches the incompetence of Nigeria doctors to the current decadence in the Nigeria society.

After SARS the next menace was the Nigeria doctors.. But we hoped the bad ones will japa by default. But they remained

You are delusional. You probably need psychiatric help but alas you hate medical doctors, maybe a psychologist?
Health / Re: Dr Uyi Iluobe Killed By His Patient's Relatives In Delta Hospital. NMA Cries Out by Smokedetector: 9:25am On Jan 03, 2023
OurBusinessIsPr:
Chaii..
My dear I cannot lie.. Even I chatting was almost moved to strike a doctor on certain occasions.

The way they act like executioners is so heart wrenching.

Should we even call them doctors or non chalant killers?

Doctors are not the reason you are miserable

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Politics / Re: The Moment Tinubu Arrived Teslim Balogun Stadium For Lagos Rally (Video) by Smokedetector: 3:09pm On Nov 26, 2022
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Politics / Re: President Buhari Unveils The Redesign Naira, Presides Over FEC Meeting by Smokedetector: 12:07pm On Nov 23, 2022
This country dey burst my head. Wetin be this ?
Politics / Re: David Hundeyin: Deloitte Denies Knowledge Of Tinubu Ever Being Its Employee by Smokedetector: 1:55pm On Nov 14, 2022
A country morally bankrupt will hardly go far. This is a moral issue. Everything about that man is questionable. I am certain his supporters know this and are having doubts but alas they are too deep in or also morally bankrupt or maybe they just don't care which is equally worrisome.

Nigeria may not be working now but the office of the president is revered and should not have this terrible 'drug cloud' hanging over it.

This man himself has not addressed these drug related issues but was quick to respond to fake news about INEC seeking to disqualify him. Purported 'fake news release" itself likely to be a gimmick from his own camp.

Most recently the US extradited former president of Honduras for drug related charges and that is a massive dent on Honduras.

Several times this man has spoken, he has shown to be entitled and arrogant. This is someone who is vying to enter the highest office of the land. He has refused to debate other colleagues while giving flimsy excuses.

Tag this as a rant, a wailing or associate it with an ethnic agitator e.t.c but the truth is the truth. This man is of questionable character.

Elites will mostly benefit from this man's presidency while the masses will continue to suffer and trust me, the elites do not give 2 f*ucks about you.

And to those who keep shouting Lagos as an example. I lived in lagos for over 20 recent years and the quality of life there is appalling. It is not a place to be extremely proud of. Pipe borne water ? Constant electricity ? Means of transportation ? Commute ? Now let's mention thuggery , insecurity , extremely low paying jobs and a host of other issues. Bottom line is Lagos should not be where it is with the amount of revenue it earns. Most revenue generating pipelines are directly linked to this man. He has a massive straw in Lagos finances.

Like I said , with how dire the circumstances are , we do not need someone to turn Nigeria into a giant conglomerate with revenue leaks directly flowing into someone's pockets. We need people with sound minds and ideas who appreciate how dire the situation is and people that are not out for selfish interests.

Alas , we have the chance as a people to change the narrative in 2023. It's our chance to do the right thing. But are we going to take it?

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Politics / Re: Can Tinubu’s $460,000 ‘settlement’ In Drug Trafficking Case Disqualify Him? by Smokedetector: 12:16pm On Nov 14, 2022
A country morally bankrupt will hardly go far. This is a moral issue. Everything about that man is questionable. I am certain his supporters know this and are having doubts but alas they are too deep in or also morally bankrupt or maybe they just don't care which is equally worrisome.

Nigeria may not be working now but the office of the president is revered and should not have this terrible 'drug cloud' hanging over it.

This man himself has not addressed these drug related issues but was quick to respond to fake news about INEC seeking to disqualify him. Purported 'fake news release" itself likely to be a gimmick from his own camp.

Most recently the US extradited former president of Honduras for drug related charges and that is a massive dent on Honduras.

Several times this man has spoken, he has shown to be entitled and arrogant. This is someone who is vying to enter the highest office of the land. He has refused to debate other colleagues while giving flimsy excuses.

Tag this as a rant, a wailing or associate it with an ethnic agitator e.t.c but the truth is the truth. This man is of questionable character.

Elites will mostly benefit from this man's presidency while the masses will continue to suffer and trust me, the elites do not give 2 f*ucks about you.

And to those who keep shouting Lagos as an example. I lived in lagos for over 20 recent years and the quality of life there is appalling. It is not a place to be extremely proud of. Pipe borne water ? Constant electricity ? Means of transportation ? Commute ? Now let's mention thuggery , insecurity , extremely low paying jobs and a host of other issues. Bottom line is Lagos should not be where it is with the amount of revenue it earns. Most revenue generating pipelines are directly linked to this man. He has a massive straw in Lagos finances.

Like I said , with how dire the circumstances are , we do not need someone to turn Nigeria into a giant conglomerate with revenue leaks directly flowing into someone's pockets. We need people with sound minds and ideas who appreciate how dire the situation is and people that are not out for selfish interests.

Alas , we have the chance as a people to change the narrative in 2023. It's our chance to do the right thing. But are we going to take it?
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Am Confident Of Winning The 2023 Presidential Election by Smokedetector: 5:58pm On Oct 15, 2022
Looking at this , one may be pardoned to think the person speaking is an outsider and not part of the mess we are in. Alas , this human is the party leader of the ruling party.

By the way, the speech has been paraphrased to make it look glamorous, you need to watch the video where this bloke was barely coherent and was finding it difficult to string sentences together saying stuff like " Nigeria needs thinkers and doers, I am begging you not to run away for another degree" "Rufai is an expert in turning a rotting situation to a bad one"

It is clear that this man is cognitively impaired and It is definitely not a good idea to hand over a bizarrely complex nation like ours to him.

Anyone finding this difficult to see is either being dishonest or has deeply rooted bias.

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Politics / Re: Pressure Mounts On 16 PDP NWC Members To Return N450m by Smokedetector: 6:41pm On Oct 01, 2022
Imagine the money spent on delegates and then this!

Whoever spends this way will want to recover their funds when they get into power and will only have their own interests at heart.

It is time for these set of political class to be booted out. Nigerians , let us be wise in the coming elections!

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Politics / Re: Policemen Directing Obi Supporters To Keep Moving At Lagos Rally by Smokedetector: 1:28pm On Oct 01, 2022
APC and PDP should be very afraid. It is not going to be business as usual. The usual 'dormant" electoral population have now decided to be involved in the election! Interesting times!

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Obidients March In Kafanchan, Kaduna State (Photos) by Smokedetector: 12:22pm On Oct 01, 2022
APC and PDP should be very afraid. It is not going to be business as usual. The usual 'dormant" electoral population have now decided to be involved in the election! Interesting times
Politics / Re: APC Explains Absence Of Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo From Campaign Council List by Smokedetector: 2:55pm On Sep 24, 2022
It's just a really funny story how a very intelligent man has been relegated to the background.

Osibanjo for all his intelligence got played. He thought his "loyalty" was going to be rewarded. He thought keeping quiet and being docile was going to pay off. Now he's just a figure head tasked with irrelevant chores.

This is what happens when you decide to pitch your tents with crooks. He has laid his bed , let him lay on it

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Politics / Re: Pictures From Gbajabiamila's Constituency Meeting In Surulere by Smokedetector: 7:11am On Aug 19, 2022
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Politics / Re: $418m Paris Club Refund: Malami Lied, Actions Self-Serving – Governors by Smokedetector: 7:13am On Aug 18, 2022
Nbote:
There's something definitely wrong with this govt and those running affairs. Everyone seems to be independent and making decisions on their own without fear of being sacked or removed. Ngige is sabotaging ASUU negotiations and no one is questioning him. The military are conniving with politicians to cash out using insecurity and no one is questioning anyone. Ministers and departmental heads are running their ministries and departments like its their personal property and no one is calling anyone to order even when reports, allegations and evidence comes to light. It's almost as if they all know something about who's running the Presidency that we don't know. A CBN governor went as far as trying to contest for Presidency while still in office, same with Attorney General and other sitting officials. It took the outcry of Nigerians to make dem begin to pretend to care and yet some of them if not all are still on the payrolls of the govt. An Ordinary Attorney general is running the financial affairs of the country together with the Minister of Finance but yet it looks normal.
Mayb Baba Emilokan knows the same thing they know which is why he is so confidently saying its his turn

The lack of accountability is mind boggling almost unreal. Everyone gets away with everything. No strong institutions to hold anyone accountable.

These same set of politicians act normally in countries where the laws are strong and no one cares who who are. I am afraid to say that it is same for a large number of Nigerians. Someone who's been acting well in maybe the UK starts behaving anyhow when they land at MMIA. Crazy stuff

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Career / Re: How Much Are You Earning Monthly from The Job You Are Doing Presently by Smokedetector: 7:03pm On Aug 17, 2022
503,000 last 2 months ,however resigned and took a month break, currently awaiting first payment from my new place of work

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham: Reactions To Anthony Taylor's Officiating by Smokedetector: 8:20pm On Aug 14, 2022
Disgraceful refereeing!

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Politics / Re: Kidnapping Grows As Nigerians Pay N650m Ransom In 1 Year by Smokedetector: 5:27pm On Aug 14, 2022
How Nigerians still want to vote in this same government and party is way beyond me! Almost looks as if people are comfortable with the situation because it absolutely makes no sense!

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Politics / Re: Can Peter Obi Get 25% Of The Votes In The South West And North In 2023? by Smokedetector: 1:47pm On Aug 13, 2022
All these propaganda reek of fear! lol, sounds like a paid post
Politics / Re: 2023: On Peter Obi, Let Us Verify by Smokedetector: 8:01am On Aug 11, 2022
Media attacks are starting to intensify, just shows how scared these peeps are.
Politics / Re: Coalition of South East Youth Leaders Ask Promoters Of Tinubu To Keep Off SE by Smokedetector: 7:46am On Aug 11, 2022
It is okay to disagree with the choice of candidates, however I do not think actions like these are appropriate
Politics / Re: Tinubu Denies Demanding N50bn Monthly From Former Lagos Gov, Ambode by Smokedetector: 8:23pm On Aug 10, 2022
I think the sad part of this story is realising just how much revenue Lagos State makes monthly and how this pales in comparison to the facilities on ground and quality of life obtainable in the state.

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