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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 8:13am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Congrats prugee and mrsbw. kisses to your los |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 8:08am On Mar 15, 2016 |
cherrymum: health practitioners said it's better to do ebf, baby will be healthier, no contamination, less purging etc etc. but I know that well nd hygienically fed babies ll be just as healthy. but I'm team ebf for now. It's the stress involved with formula feeding I don't want...However I know that these two are d should I say lucky ones? The others ll come at a time I ll be too busy to do exclusive. your baby is obviously doing well and that's all that matters. 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 8:43am On Mar 14, 2016 |
zaynie nd Annie, I read u both o, sorry i didn't acknowledge earlier . how's ur beautiful princess doin? Good morning everyone may we all have a nice week 1 Like |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 11:03am On Mar 13, 2016 |
mumtwins: not labour, could be decending nd engaging tins. but it's a sign that baby is getting ready to come. hope ur bags are packed and all? morning mamas. 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 11:31am On Mar 12, 2016 |
christybabe: nne let it go. I don't lyk that statement made by your friend but confronting her ll not yield any good result so instead channel that energy to prayers pray ceaselessly just lyk kaffy advised cover ursef and lo. I don't know why u all are concerned about how big the tummy is. If the baby isn't underweight, if u nd ur lo are doing well, then ders nothing to worry about. A week to delivery of lo2 . Some where beginning to get used to d fact that I was preggy. I was worried lyk u and starting eating carbs.. I added, my tummy.....not much. now I'm still trying to loose the extra kgs. 1 Like |
Family / Re: I've Learnt My Lesson by smokeydrinky: 10:59am On Mar 12, 2016 |
nwachivis: chai!!!!! ders nothing I won't see on nl o 1 Like |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 5:31pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
feddy27: haha. my dear, I won't join issues with you . blaming it on the hormones was me giving you a way out. After delivery, come back and read Wat you wrote. except you didn't narrate it fully, if Wat you wrote here was exactly Wat was said, then I don't see why you should get angry.... And if it's not the hormones then you are a really mean person. any decent person with half a brain would know that some of the things you wrote about dem ladies were very unnecessary. lemme not even start on the prayers....They didn't look lyk heartfelt prayers to me. Or wait, maybe it's me? I should probably do a pregnancy test. maybe I'm the one with the hormones! !!! Anyway, I have said my piece and dis is me moving on dear. h nd h 9 months to you. I'm always peeping from the background so I Def ll get to read ur Bs. 32 Likes |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 4:06pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
ambient: my baby weighed 1.3 at 30 weeks or so too nd I was worried sick. started eating...... baby came out weighing 3.3 nd I'm still trying to lose d extra kgs. just eat healthy dear. |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 3:59pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
feddy27: I don't know why I don't lyk this your rant. I'm neither old nor unmarried. They both meant well. The first politely advice which ofcz u don't have to follow and the second knows little about babies hence the statement. They didn't pray to be d single nd unwed. The way u kept hammering on older ladies nd unmarried.....you are young, married with kids, you should be emphatic atleast. is it your hormones that has made u point out the fact that she has not been promoted for 10 yrs? same hormones makes older ple seem crappy abi? lol. Dis ur hormone went too far mbok i know we all rant here, i did too. severally if i recall but i juat eont lyk dis ur rant. dat just my 2 cents anyway. Good evening mamas. runaway mummy here. congrats to d pushing and d vigilante mums.....star nwannem idi scarce o. beep me. 29 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Koyo Bala Dies Of Cancer Of The Anus by smokeydrinky: 4:48pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
This is not just a warning to gays but to women who engage in anal ses too. say no to anal! |
Literature / Re: Three Paths by smokeydrinky: 12:18pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Ah! !! I'm just realising that Nat caught below doing ebube.....thought there were both mastuubatin .... dats bad. little wonder Nat freaked out. |
Literature / Re: Three Paths by smokeydrinky: 12:37pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
Now I dislike Nat! !!!! I hope she remains miserable....snitch!!! 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Lose Weight Naturally Within 9 Days Without Any Side Effect. by smokeydrinky: 10:47am On Feb 15, 2016 |
This supplement no get name? |
Family / Re: Help Me Before I Die. by smokeydrinky: 10:45am On Feb 15, 2016 |
my dear op, its well with you, you shall not die. have u confirmed its cancer? I pray its not but if it is, there is nothing God cannot do. pray and seek medical help. now on to natural cure for cancer...... do you know sour sop? its medicinal and research shows it indeed kills off cancer cells while leaving good cells. A tea made from sour sop leaves and few stems taken 3 times daily ...... I don't want to type much, just do d research it's well with us all premature death is not our portion. I know a family friend that was given months to live. prayers, faith, detoxification and sour sop tea was all he did. He is alive and cancer free today. And I know mine has overcome already. cheers. |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 2:23pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Wow! !!! I Don miss wella congrats congrats congrats to favored gal, tchiwinnie and all Dec and January mamas we Don born. kiss ur Los for me. iyabetajos, welcome dear, we r glad to have u here. h&h 9 months |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 4:49pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
mamasy: Head to the hospital plz. It could be baby on the way 1 Like |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 11:44pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
chinwe nwannem, devil.tried and failed!!!! u are a conqueror. im too emotional to even type but i know that God who brought u dis far ll not leave u or ekene now. u ll keep testifying, the devil and his cohorts ll remain powerless over u. omg!!!!!! 3 Likes |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 11:27pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
favoredgal: He opens doors no one can close. |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 11:24pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
tatacherie: Do you know my lo weighed 1.6kg @ 34 weeks? I was worried, didn't want another 2.5 baby...but she weighed 3.3 at birth. So u see..... 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 11:18pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
mompurity2: I don't know if its normal but i experienced wit wit my first lo. It eased off before d 12th week. |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 11:16pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
Rukemi291: Hahaha don't worry i 'll pay up Tnx ruky.... D girls r dope. Juanita is sure representing lol |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 11:10pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
stadora: We are good.....d exam was ok, tnx. I heard babies come wit extraordinary goodluck so i'm expecting lots of that this session. Ok 'll send u a mail tomorrow. |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 6:26am On Dec 14, 2015 |
ambient: If u are not the type that panics then u can do it. |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 8:51pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Faithful wife , congrats on the arrival of ur bundle of joy.... God is really great. Middy congrats dear. Quick recovery |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 2:15pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Happy anniversary jennyfer , more honey and money to ur union. Thank you mamas. Megalicious. Tnx for d success wishes...i claim it o, i need it. Na now i wan go my mama house to do my own omugwo. Stress wan finish me. Happy sunday everyone. Team december i dey hail....supernatural delivery to u all 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 2:10pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Nnetriplet:Isaiah 66 vs 7 and Exodus 1 vs 19 1 Like 2 Shares |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 4:46pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
The main dr rushed in while i was pushing so he stitched me up coz i had very little tear. They were trying to crack jokes but i was sort of in shock. labour was too intense nd ended too quickly. Active labour should be around 30 minutes or less.. I was given something to relax my muscles and help me sleep coz d dr said precipitate labour can sometimes leave d women in shock....but i didn't sleep o, was transferred to my room, had my bath, dressed up, was breastfeeding baby wen my sister sauntered in, we were Gisting away when dh rushed in saying he biked it from island to mainland. Ehn i forgot to add dat before active labor started, my aunt sent me two bible verses to pray with not knowing i was already in labor o...d verses were saying something about fast nd supernatural delivery. I prayed it solemnly nd God answered just like that. I am very grateful to HIM. All through i didn't even remember i was asthmatic. God took care of everything. she is seven weeks now, her name is Chimbusonma . And this is the end of my story.....i guess u all didn't know that im a storyteller lol 43 Likes |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 4:44pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
birthstory !!!! this is not a nutshell o.....apologies in advance . The day before ......after my Sunday evening meal, i visited my neighbor and while gisiting, i complained that the hair i made for babys grand entrance was becoming old nd baby was taking time with her makeup, it was 12 days to my edd. Got home later, prayed and slept off and then it started. Menstrual like pains that came and went, not painful enough to wake me, i assumed it was a dream....i slept peacefully until d next morning when i woke up with the urge to visit d loo, ran there but couldn't poo. The pain was still coming and going so i called my aunt nd she told me to start going to hospital but i didn't believe it was labour so i was reluctant .....i mean, labour should be more painful na. Dh wanted to skip work and take me to hospital but i told him that i can take me to the hospital so off he went to work and i got my daughter ready for sch, took her to sch, came back and started chatting with my friends. we all agreed that if it were true labour, i wouldn't need anyone to tell me and i was advised to sha call my dr, i did but his phone was switched off. I started timing nd noticed the pain was coming like every five minutes so i had to advise myself and took my lazy asz off d settee, got myself ready incase they had to do ve, took my bags to the car and drove to the hospital.. Got there, the nurses were like “ madam na born u wan born?“ i said yes, i want to see dr now but they wouldn't let me, i had to wait for my turn. Finally saw him around 11, after theInitial banter, i told him what brought me and he said it was probably false labour but that he would check it out. He checked and exclaimed “ wow 5cm gone nd u are not in pain! “ He inserted a tablet and told me to see d nurses. I did and they helped with my bags and went off to get my room ready. That was when i called dh and my sis to start coming o that i was already 5cm gone....... I guess they didn't hear or didn't understand or perhaps they felt they knew just how long it would take to get to 10cm lol... The nurse took me to the Labour room and gave me warm castor oil to drink after which i was allowed to eat my yamarita. I was eating, browsing, pinging and making calls when the real tin started.omoh i dropped fone immediately. It was hooking me terribly, non stop and nobody was their to massage my waist. Trust me na, God gave me mouth to scream and that i did while uttering senseless tins i cant remember now...i was in this state when my dr friend passed by and i called him back to hold his hand. I was obviously in labor but he still decided to check by touching my belly button and then he said ‘ oh u r in labour?’ i just yimued him. Ah i called the nurse to plz come and check how far but she was like madam relax u just dey start na. I told her to plz check that even if its 5. Something cm, it ll give me hope. She wore her gloves and tried to check but i wouldn't let her, checking me suddenly sounded painful. She convinced me to let her break my water, i did andImmediately after breaking the water, she told me that we had to proceed to delivery room. My paddy dr was like is she fully dilated? Rude nurse answered if not why r we going to delivery room?. Once i laid on that bed, i immediately started pushing o, d nurse didn't have time to change gloves. I pushed once and no baby nd i was like ha, why na? i Was seeing only d head. Dd1 came out with one push...i just prayed God plz i don't want to stay long in dis room o...two pushes ltr baby came out weighing 3.3.at exactly 12noon, and the tablet dr inserted came out with her 45 Likes |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by smokeydrinky: 3:15pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
my darling mamas. i don finish d exam finally...God has been good. over 100 pages to read....gradually gradually. how is everyone? congrats to all the mamas that has given birth to their bundles of joy, safe delivery to the rest....it ll all end in praise chinwendym, congrats dearie. God ll finish wat he has started, quick recovery to u. ok...ll start typing my birth story small small 3 Likes |
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