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Autos / Re: Check The VIN OF Your Car Or Vehicle by smoothine: 10:07am On Mar 09, 2010
Thanks for this wonderful service .Can you help me check the history of this vehicle
5N1AR18W75C746648.Thanks
Politics / Re: Pls,pray For Yar'dua: by smoothine: 11:25am On Feb 25, 2010
Yes ,this is my prayer for Yaradead,his wife and kitchen cabal.
God in his infinte mercy would KILL them all just like he did to Abacha.
For causing Nigerians so much pain and anguish ,in God's name pain shall be their portion and their family portion.
For taking 150 m people for granted and treating us with disdain .God will treat them and their family with disdain and their work would be wiped out from the surface of the earth.They and their family would continue to be struck with various kinds of disease. AMEN AMEN AMEN
Politics / Re: Jonathan Is A Coward! by smoothine: 11:09am On Feb 25, 2010
Jonathan is the biggest coward in history .I have said it many times that nigerian leaders are cowards.Let Jonathan be taking instructions from Turai ,that is what he wanted ,a yes man for life.Spineless idiots.
Politics / Re: This Is The Reason Fashola Does Not Want To Be Probed - A Must Read. by smoothine: 10:50am On Feb 18, 2010
The problem with Nigeria and Nigerians is that we have too many illiterates claiming to be literate.The level of reasoning and education is so low among the populace that any idiot can say anything and people would start believing it.What happens to innocent until proven guilty .There has been allegations ,the true face or whatever they call themselves instead of telling us all this rubbish and insulting our sense why cant they just send their proof to EFCC to investigate and now check whether the gov is guilty or not.i am sure fashola is not a PDP gov so nobody can sweep this under the carpet .Let EFCC do their job and take the case to court QED.Let us all act like civilized people in a civilized society for once and stop all these cowboy ,area boy mentality in Nigeria politics.The face of lagos or whatever they call themsleves ,take your case to the court and EFCC.Stop the smear campaign.Prove him guilty before you start causing bad belle.
Politics / Re: Ojukwu Used Starvation As A Deliberate Strategy During Civil War. by smoothine: 8:45am On Feb 18, 2010
All you guys are just so pathetic. . Ojukwu this ,biafra that nigeria this.For christ sake grow up and move on . During the second world war Japan was levelled to the ground.the kind of devastation left there cannot measure to what happened to biafra x 10 . Yet they redeveloped their country back to the envy of all .every day its biafra this ,ojukwu that .If you want to continue living in the past you can reverse your own time to 1970 .But we are moving forward and that is it.nonsense.
Travel / Re: Airport Immigration And Their Monstrous Acts! by smoothine: 5:21pm On Feb 16, 2010
Nigerians and their cowardly nature.You got to know your right and protect it.If embassy give you visa ,who is the fricking immigration official to say your passport is virgin.all the people travelling is it not one day that they dis virgin the passport.One day i was travelling out and the immigration guy said my passport is fake .I just told him you dont know what you are saying cos i went to your office ,queued up to collect this passport and if you say its fake then its your office that issue fake passport .so what i want to advise is dont patronize touts .go to the legitimate source so you have confidence on the document you are carrying .once they shake you small so that you can drop something tell them to Bleep off.

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Business / Re: If F.g. Stops Subsidy Of Petrol, Why Spend State Funds On "holy Pilgrimage" ? by smoothine: 6:12pm On Feb 09, 2010
i kind of agree.This should be stopped.If anyboby that wants to go on vacation called pilgrimage ,he should pay with his money or goverment should sponsor me to my vacation in hawaii , all the voodoo ,shango and ogun worshippers to their shrine in brazil too. grin grin
Politics / Re: What Will Become Of Soludo? by smoothine: 1:54pm On Feb 08, 2010
Good man joined the wrong party.PeeDeePee is the cause of Nigerias backwardness.Push them out 2011.
Politics / Re: Yaradua Scheduled To Return Latest By Next Month by smoothine: 12:12pm On Jan 29, 2010
Oh he is returning in a body bag.thanks for the info .some body who is in a vegetable state wants to return.The so called kitchen cabinet have all gone mad turning their back against all sense of reason .we shall see the end of these.stupid people who have no shame.
Politics / Re: North Becoming Nigeria’s Problem – Acf Chieftain by smoothine: 12:00pm On Jan 29, 2010
Kai , so it took them 50 years for them to know that they are nigeria's problem.they must be retarded.during pre -independence ,they told us the dont want to be independent from brittain,only god knows why they were joined to nigeria by force ,only for them to start ruling us taking us backward to the state they were prior to independence.Nigeria has been on a spiral backward journey since the northeners have been controlling political power in naija .Retards.
Properties / Re: Lekki Project For All Interested Nairalanders ---> ITS NOW READY FOR GRAB!!! by smoothine: 12:37pm On Jan 22, 2010
that would be cool .good job done
Business / Re: Atm Fraud by smoothine: 5:33pm On Jan 19, 2010
get in touch with a lawyer .let him write them and sue them both for the money and also damages.
Phones / Re: Help Pn Glo3g by smoothine: 5:11pm On Jan 19, 2010
mtshhh. I spit in swahili. tongue
Politics / Who Would Come Back To Nigeria First Between Yar Adua And Super Eagles? by smoothine: 8:55am On Jan 14, 2010
Guys ,i want to know who would come back to naija before the other between yaradua and super eagles.I vote for super eagles coming back very soon.in fact maybe next week sef.
Politics / Re: Us Action Contradicts Their Word, Says Maduekwe by smoothine: 6:36pm On Jan 11, 2010
Can we enact a law where some people would be tried using 19th century laws.anyone that behaves like a 19th century person should be dealt with using the law.The first test case is this old fool called madueke.I wish his old teeth that he uses to lie would be removed using the pincers.
They should use razor blade to cut his back and then put pepper .wet his back and then flog him with cane grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Congrats Nigeria! We Didnt Make It To G-8 Or G-20 But At Least Made It To T-14 by smoothine: 6:24pm On Jan 11, 2010
America should go a step further and ban all political office holders from 1999 to date and their families from entering USA .they are all linked to alqeada . grin

at least that would reduce the amount of stolen money sent to america and the various waste of govt money on stupid vacation .it would make them work in nigeria.Who says nigeria does not deserve the list is joking.How many people have been killed in the north because of religion.
how many bomb blasted in nigeria and nothing was done.dele giwa ,atlas cove ,supescreen and finally the grand one ,delta line.
You guys deserve the entry grin
the guy sef suppose enter guinness book of record for single handedly bringing naija into the list .what aunty dora could not do in a years.
Politics / Re: President Umaru Yar´adua Is Dead! (False Rumor Redacted By Source) by smoothine: 6:12pm On Jan 11, 2010
American chronicle says he is dead .I belive it until proven otherwise cos the guy wont be in saudi and with all the noise at home he wont send message to nigerians .Abeg
This is the equation

brain damage + kidney failure + pericaditis = DEAD.
Q.E.D.

any body that can prove otherwise should do so. cool
Politics / Re: Radical Muslim Cleric Refused Entry Into Nigeria by smoothine: 6:02pm On Jan 11, 2010
I wish we were in the 19th century ,people like this would have been castrated and that his beard burnt while he watches it.stupid muthafucker.
I think he should be psychoanalyzed so that people like him would be easy to identify and dealt with.
Politics / Re: Us Senate Invites Mutallab's Father by smoothine: 12:38pm On Jan 11, 2010
I think they should .So many questions for the man to answer .
How are we sure he has not been funding terrorist through his son.

I understand while he was in college he was the president of one islamic group .

The sr muttallab is propagating islamic bank .,is that not another avenue to legitimize the alqeada funds .

Lamido sanusi and the father are very close ,Lamido is backing the man for the islamic bank and running down capitalism and capitalist .sanusi is an accessories to bombing.He should be invited and his arse fried, grin grin

This is a three way terror triangle .Muttalab Jnr , Muttalab Snr and Lamido sanusi.

CIA and FBI should investige
Technology Market / Re: Buy A Complete Desktop Computer With Flat Screen Monitor (new) From 23k Only by smoothine: 5:38pm On Jan 06, 2010
What is the processor made of.I am looking for a desktop with 64bit processor.
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by smoothine: 11:28pm On Dec 22, 2009
What is the difference between a 32bit system and 64bit system. Can a 64 bit software run on a 32 bit hardware and vice versa.anyone with the knowledge please share.
Technology Market / Re: 2 Months Used 10kva Honda Generator For Sale N80,000 by smoothine: 4:27pm On Dec 18, 2009
u say 2 month old now you say brand new .very inconsistent.
Politics / Re: Primate Babatunde Elijah Ayodele's 2009 Predictions For Nigeria by smoothine: 3:49pm On Dec 18, 2009
grin grin RLMAO . Primate shit or mammal or homo sapien. whatever.Thank God Nigerians are wiser now.anyone that wants to believe the shit can still go ahead all i care but i can tell you my prediction for 2010.
Turai needs to pray hard in 2010.
one prominent leader in nigeria would go in 2010 grin grin
what a crap.
Politics / Re: Fg:: 6,000mw No Longer Possible This Year(2009) by smoothine: 2:55pm On Dec 18, 2009
We already know way back since april that this 6000mw is not going to happen.so it means the minister is very daft and senseless to be realising just now in dec that the target cannot be met.Stupid man ,he should resign and let people of great ideas and integrity run the power sector instead of these political jobless and senseless men.Why cant prof bart nnaji be minister for power and steel in nigeria .
Politics / Re: Ibori For President- 2015 by smoothine: 12:31pm On Dec 18, 2009
Nigeria , Sick President , Sick People.



you and your master ibori.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Dont Comment On Yar'uda's Illness----pastor W. Kumuyi by smoothine: 11:24am On Dec 18, 2009
Sometimes these pastors think they have a monopoly of knowledge.If he thinks he can talk any how and people would listen NAH.he should limit his stupid talk to his church members who he has hoodwinked into believing everything that comes out of his mouth.
In fact i am disapointed in all these so called church pastors now.Martin Luther Jnr was a pastor when he led the American people against a repressive govt .why cant our church leaders stand up for what is right for once and help in moving thses nations forward.i shake my head.
Politics / Re: Ex Covenant University Student Now A Commisioner by smoothine: 11:11am On Dec 18, 2009
Commissioner my foot .Stupid pple.what experience does he have .what intellectual impact is he going to make in the office .
well i forgot this is Nigeria politics where there is no performance measurement .The only job satisfaction in their dictionary is steal money ,share it with the god fathers and steal more.
What is there to brag about that .infact ,the guy and whoever appointed him as commisioner should be treated like a criminal for wasting tax payers money.Doing a job you are not qualified for .In fact tell me the name of the person and the state lets see what would happen.
Nigeria , Sick President , Sick people.
Politics / Re: Fashola Excluded From Siverbird 2009 Man Of The Year Award by smoothine: 10:50am On Dec 18, 2009
@chosen04 ,why dont you substantiate your claim on this guy.When was the last time you came to lagos sef.I have not seen any area boy collecting money at bus stop apart from the boyz in black with the gunz.The garages haev their various unions that motorist pay to so it is all over ,is that fashola's making? come one grow up.Nobody is saying fashola is a saint .if he is stealing N10m at least the people are feeling N20m of their money's worth .that is the most importatnt not for your to steal everything and yet impoverish the state ala ibori and co.
Politics / Re: Ibori Is Discharged And Acquitted by smoothine: 10:31am On Dec 18, 2009
The reason I blame Ribadu is simple; the delay he allowed while in power is what caused all the lapses, which are now being used against him, and the current EFCC's case. I keep saying it, had he prosecuted immediately, when he got the initial evidence, all these judicial acrobatic would have been history. Now, what do you expect the Supreme Court to do? Go check Soludo vs 17 others at the Supreme Court, then you will know the result of the case even before it gets there. It is not all about worshipping one man who is a coward, but analysing issues for the benefit of all. Where one does not have good argument, do not insult the other, but bow out. I am ready for the maggots above, fools!.

@selingel or whatever ,i dont blame the people who hav been bashing you .sometimes you need to think before opening your mouth. grin Was the immunity clause enjoyed by the governors not responsible for the delay in their prosecution .so how come it is ribadu's fault.
OH i forgot ribadu wrote the constitution now grin grin
Politics / Court Discharge And Acquit Ibori ! by smoothine: 9:30am On Dec 18, 2009
The Federal High Court in Asaba today discharged and acquitted the former governor of Delta State, James Ibori, of the 170-count charge of corruption filed against him by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).

The presiding judge, Marcel Awokulehin, had adjourned the judgment three times in the past before today’s ruling.

The trial of some associates of Mr. Ibori at the Southwark Crown Court in London was put on hold to allow judgment to be delivered in the case before the Asaba High court.

The London trial involves Udoamaka Onuigbo Okoronkwo, Adebimpe Foleyinmi Pogoson and Christine Ibori-Ibie, who are charged with conspiracy to defraud Delta State, as well as related money-laundering charges regarding Mr. Ibori’s alleged theft of $140 million belonging to the state.
Computers / Help My Laptop Screen Is Blank. by smoothine: 8:31am On Dec 17, 2009
House ,
i tried installing an OS on my laptop ,it already had an OS before .but i noticed the graphics was not coming out well so i shut down the system manually.since then my system has been down and the screen has remained blank .what could be wrong with it ?
Career / Re: Intercontinental Bank Plc Sacks 1,500 Workers! by smoothine: 1:34pm On Dec 08, 2009
SANUSI HANDI WORK.more grease to his elbow.

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