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darkskingoddess:
I have posted other pictures of myself which will come up clean. Lol I am not that insecure, to pose as someone else.

Love dt part u said u ar not insecure...so proof it by making ur face clearer in ur profile pics.

Abi goddess.

Oliviaarims:
Pardon me,OP,but ur attitude towards this leaves much to be desired. Did she force yhu to remain in the friend zone? Did she force u at every other time to give her money? So,u finally realised u don't wantu deal with friend zoning anymore,why not walk away with ur dignity? The money yhu were asking her to pay back in question, I'm pretty sure u didn't tell her yhu would be asking 4 the money back. Rather than act maturely,u're taking out ur frustration on her in a very detestable manner. That's definitely not the way things are done. It's a good thing she never dated u.

Gbam Gbam Oro nla..My crush u don talk finish.

Xwayhandsom264:
I can't wait for the freedom of my mother land.
All hail IPOBs
The Egyptians we are seen today, very soon we shall see them no more.
All this blood "suckin tribes" very soon we shall avert them like a tragedy!!"

My dear let pray its d right choice...South Sudan agitate the same and the country Sudan were divided today where are the two countries? Pls get me right so far countries that were once tgda find it difficult to pick even after separation. My point is there is strength in our diversity , all we need is understanding and tolerance of one anoda.

My dear if Biafra is given the state of nation today believe me even amidst the eastern state there wl still be issue. For dose who think division is the way out I pray their desire is granted.

Hmmm Oyinbo life sha...if na Africa wey we dey she hear am.

Breast wey don sag...na packaging joor...release the bra now u wl see it say am thinking..odo ori kodo.

Hmmmm...mo fowo lero mo wo.

MissIncognito:
I love Lil Kesh

I op u understand dos thing wey d guy they yarn...

Sommyangel:
Op Where's my name??

You be celebrities...? Hmmm my dear don't mind me u be joor after all we here celebrate u.

Nice pix.

Hmmmm....

noblemails:
Any news editor here? plz reduce this to few lines for us plz... too lengthy

Naija sha u can pls them, while some are complaining they won't click the link; another man felt the need to do dt now ppu ar saying the story is too lengthy they need summary of it....hmmm

Na wa in 9ice voice even bus conductor get ambition... O'Gara baba ogara.]

Na wa in 9ice voice even bus conductor get ambition... O'Gara baba ogara

Na wa in 9ice voice even bus conductor get ambition... O'Gara baba ogara

Hmmm na wa o.

15' Back-to-back yellow cards! Lovely work by Martial on the left as he sucks Fernandinho into a cynical challenge. The ensuing free kick is played short to the Frenchman and more clever technique from him sees Sagna come in with a late tackle as he also finds his name in the referee's book!

13' First chance to the visitor! Toure is picked out in midfield with a clever pass from the back and the Ivorian is able to slide the ball across to Sterling on the left. He cuts in at the top of the area and tries to step inside his marker, but his final effort is deflected behind smartly by Jones.

11' City start to settle in and in the midst of a prolonged spell in possession. They have been largely unable to advance the ball into the attacking third, however, with the tempo really struggling to pick up out on the pitch. Neither side wants to flinch first.

9' Possession has been dominated by United through the opening 10 minutes, and they have done an excellent job of sending their two wing-backs forward in support. Rojo and Valencia are finding nice pockets of space on the flank, though have just been unable to pick out a good final ball.

7' STAT ATTACK: The all-time leading scorer in Manchester derbies is United forward Wayne Rooney, who trails Denis Law by just one goal for second on the club’s all-time scoring list, behind Bobby Charlton.

5' Good work from Schneiderlin to win the ball back near the halfway line and it looks as though Rooney has a chance to break. Sensing a bit of danger, Toure hacks him down to halt the counter and will receive a stern talking to from Mark Clattenburg. Good decision from the referee not to hand out a yellow card so early in the match, though there was a case to be made for it.

5' Good work from Schneiderlin to win the ball back near the halfway line and it looks as though Rooney has a chance to break. Sensing a bit of danger, Toure hacks him down to halt the counter and will receive a stern talking to from Mark Clattenburg. Good decision from the referee not to hand out a yellow card so early in the match, though there was a case to be made for it.

3' Nothing more than the two sides feeling each other out in the opening minutes. Possession remains with Manchester United, who thanks to the contrasting styles of their two central midfielders, are so good at keeping the ball. City are a well-disciplined team, however, so this promises to be quite a tense affair barring an early goal to open up proceedings.

1' The Red Devils get us underway, attacking right to left. Here we go!

This is a City team hungry for respect. They have won two titles in the last four years and hoping to make it three in seven months. The absence of two of their more formidable attackers is a definite blow, but with the kind of form Kevin De Bruyne is in they may just be able to overcome it. The Belgian has taken the league by storm since arriving and will be hoping to etch his name in Manchester City folklore as he takes part in his first Premier League derby

Matteo Darmian has seemingly lost his place in the starting lineup after being subbed off for "tactical reason" at half-time of the match against Everton. Daley Blind and Memphis Depay have also become regulars on the substitute bench following the disappointing end to their European Championship qualifying campaign with the Netherlands. Meanwhile, Bastian Schweinsteiger and Morgan Schneiderlin have become the preferred partnership in midfield even with Michael Carrick healthy.

Good day Premier League fans around the
world, and welcome to Old Trafford for the
Manchester derby! Today all eyes shift to the
Theatre of Dreams as the Red Devils and Sky
Blues do battle with a lot more than just pride
and bragging rights on the line. I am Smshola and I will be your in-game host,
guiding you through the match LIVE as it
happens.

Line Up (4-5-1) for ManCity
1 J. Hart 4 V. Kompany 11 A. Kolarov 30 N. Otamendi 3 B. Sagna 7 R. Sterling 42 Y. Touré 17 K. De Bruyne 6 Fernando 25 Fernandinho 14 W. Bony
Substitutes
13 W. Caballero 26 M. Demichelis 20 E. Mangala 5 P. Zabaleta 15 Jesús Navas 27 P. Roberts 72 K. Iheanacho

Line Up (4-5-1) For Manutd.
1 De Gea 4 P. Jones 12 C. Smalling 5 M. Rojo 28 M. Schneiderlin 31 B. Schweinsteiger 21 Ander Herrera 25 A. Valencia 8 Mata 9 A. Martial 10 W. Rooney

Substitutes 20 S. Romero 36 M. Darmian 27 M. Fellaini 17 D. Blind 35 J. Lingard 16 M. Carrick 7 M. Depay

WHEN a man’s mind is made up to go hunting, it
is almost always a done deal. He simply picks his
dane gun and hunting bag, full of hunting tricks,
and head out. And men are natural hunters. For
them, it does not matter the contents of the pot
of soup in their houses, they must still go after
the game in the forest. That a man has an
elegant zebra at home will not stop him from
going after a squirrel in the bush. It is the way he
is wired. He loves variety and like I have been
told more than once, the excitement of hunting
can only be described by a man. And I heard too
that that is the reason why men are not excited
when women go after them. Men are not wired to
be hunted, pursued. They love being the predator.
You must also agree with me that if a man is a
hunter, he does not really need a reason to go
into the bush. So, all that talk about a man going
hunting because his wife does not know how to
apply make-up does not hold water. Or haven’t
we seen men married to beauty queens straying?
But why men stray is a book I intend to write
someday soon.

Today, I just want to talk about how men hide
behind their professions when they need to go
hunting, check their traps and so on.
Imagine the medical doctor on the day he needs
to ‘take permission’ from his wife to go on call.
‘Honey, that was the hospital again. The way this
CMD (Chief Medical Director) is going, I just may
quit this job. How can I be on call-duty this
weekend? I was there from Friday till Monday last
week. It is Dr Owutu’s turn this weekend. Why is
the man behaving like this, treating me like this?
It’s either he is trying to frustrate me or he just
wants to kill me. Haba, does he not know that I
have a life, a wife who needs me? I think I should
just hand in my letter of resignation. I’m done…’

At this point, the unsuspecting wife tries to pacify
him, calm him down, that it’s just one weekend
and she understands the demand of his job. She
will be there when he returns and will support
him to reach the peak of his career. She kisses
him and sees him off to the car. And off he goes
to his call duty. Oh yeah. But we know who he
will be operating on this weekend, don’t we? He
is just taking the name of the poor CMD in vain.
Oga doctor is on 24/7 duty in the bed and
bedroom of his fine-girl-no-pimples. She has a
long list of complaints and he has all the right
prescription. By the time his latest babe sends
him home on Monday, he will be so used the
‘owner of the thing’ will not be able to get it to
rise to the occasion. And that’s when D-doc will
pour another bowl of invectives on his heartless
CMD. May the Lord forgive some of the sins of
doctors. Some doctors, not all of them.

As for the senior journalist, he is so hardworking
and productive that sometimes he slips into the
reproductive mode, without knowing. In other
words, our prayer for him is: Oh Lord, forgive Mr
Editor for he knows not what he is doing.
Whether there is breaking news or not, the day
bros needs to do his runs, he makes something
break or breaks something. Once his mind is
made up about the new girl, then he has to put
everything in place to write the full story.
Here goes his announcement: ‘There is this
assignment the editor gave me to do and I have
been busy doing other things. Now, he is threat­
ening to give me a query and copy the MD. I
don’t know why the guy can’t understand that my
plate is full.’

Ah, what are you going to do now? His wife asks.
‘I’m to have to stay in that office until I knock
out this story, otherwise there will be trouble on
Monday. Fortunately, there will be some quiet at
the weekend in the newsroom. I will transcribe,
proofread and plan the pages so that by Monday,
I can submit it. The editor has been looking for an
excuse to sack me but I won’t give him one and
considering how hard it is to find in job in the
industry right now, I’ll just have to do what I
have to do.’

Oole, thief! What he has to do is thoroughly do
the ‘front page, back page and centrespread’ of
his new catch. If his wife tries to check him in the
office this weekend, he won’t be there because
the story he wants to write exists only in his
head. He is reproducing not producing. He’s
taking his girl out this friend and pretending to be
free and single this weekend.
Let’s take the politician’s case from another
angle.

Honourable Bello is a successful politician,
whatever that means. He has been around for so
long that he is now a godfather. His wife of over
two decades was used to his long days and even
longer nights. She ha d come to accept the
meetings, the endless entertaining and smiling
until her make-up cracked even when all she
wanted to do was crack the heads of her
husband’s hangers-on. She knew he went hunting
sometimes. She also knew some of the women in
the party also hunted him down once in a while.
But what she didn’t know was that there was a
regular one he had installed in a cosy corner of
the town. She was the one who took him to cloud
nine when political heat threatened to consume
him.

One night , Hon. Bello told his wife he was going
for a caucus meeting. She believed him or
pretended to. He went to his meeting. Two hours
later, his wife called the party chairman in whose
house the meeting was supposed to be taking
place and asked to speak with her husband,
urgently. The party chairman quickly put two and
two together and told ‘Madam’ that her husband
went to the toilet and would call him as soon as
he rejoined the meeting. Chairman quickly called
Honourable about the latest development. He
advised him to ‘postpone the meeting ‘ he was
having in the other house. He counted his teeth
with his tongue and called off his meeting. Fortu­
nately, Abuja is not like Lagos. He got home just
in time before ‘Madam’ could send out a search
party after him.

Nocturnal meetings provide politicians’ cover to
go hunting or to check out their investments.
Lawyers? I’m an unlearned fellow but the learned
guys have cases all over the country, meetings
and briefs even outside the country. It’s just that
some of these cases some of the time are in
certain courts where only Oga and madam argue
their points vigorously until both have proved
beyond reasonable doubt that justice has been
done.

I hope with these few points of mine, I have been
able to convince you that all men are hunters but
not all of them tell professional lies.

EXHALE
There was an emotional outpouring in the
mainstream media on Monday, October 19 over
the death of one of the most celebrated
journalists, Dele Giwa. This year marked the 29th
anniversary after his death. Dele Giwa was
murdered in cold blood through a mail bomb at
his residence on that fateful day.
Speculations surrounding his death pointed
accusing fingers at the military government in
power then. There was an outcry for justice but
29 years later, the culprits are yet to be caught,
let alone brought to book. Despite the authority’s
incompetence to fish out the murderers, nothing
has been done to honour Giwa for his
contribution to investigative journalism.
This was what led some aggrieved members of
the society to protest that a School of
Journalism should be built in his honour. It is
not known if the federal government will heed to
their clarion call.


The story is same for Ameyo Adadevoh who died
saving our nation from the deadly Ebola
epidemic. For their heroic deeds, they get
emotional messages on social media and few
mentions in the traditional media. What
happened to our values system?
When will we celebrate those who put their lives
on the line for all? When we will stop celebrating
mediocrity and uphold those who deserve
national honours? When will we kill the gullibility
of social media hype? When will we start
recognising real people? When will we get over
our insatiable desire for a celebrity status?
If those who are making sacrifices for our
beloved nation are not rewarded, then who will
die for Nigeria? Who will want to walk through
the shadows of death for a country that has no
regard for her citizens? Who will want to go the
extra mile to ensure that every citizen’s right is
protected and respected? Tell me, who?


So fellow Nlanders can you die for Naija?

May the Lord av mercy on me I think am guilty of this...

The difference between trial and temptation is. temptation: "Do this pleasant thing and do not let yourself be hindered by the fact that it is wrong," whereas trial says, "Do this good and noble thing, and do not let yourself be hindered by the fact that it is painful".

The message lies here...

On top money we all go die leave behind...