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princebishop:
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lmao....

Enough myths go around concerning the sperm.
Well, these are the #top 10proven facts you
should know.
1. The average ejaculation comes to a teaspoon
of sperm
Of course, it varies between men naturally and
because of certain circumstances – but science
has prevailed and tested the average amount.
This Oakland University study gets into the nitty
gritty of it:
A fertile male human ejaculates between 2 and 5
millilitres (ml) of semen (on average about a
teaspoon).

2. But sperm only makes up 5% of what comes
out
Yes, 95% of what comes out isn’t sperm. The rest
of the semen contains all sorts from amino acids,
proteins, sugars and vitamin C.
Given that only 5% of what comes out is from a
man’s testes – the rest comes from elsewhere in
the body.

3. That’s still 280 million sperm per ejaculate
Not bad going for the little guys.
How much sperm is produced is directly related
to how long it’s been since the last evacuation.
More sperm – sometimes up to 400 million –
come out “following periods of abstinence.”

4. A tablespoon of semen contains around 20
calories
So, given everything in these studies seems to be
measured in spoons, that’s how calories were
done. A tablespoon is three times bigger that a
teaspoon, so this means the average avalanche
contains just 7 calories. Nutritious.

5. Sperm dies as it dries out and is also killed by
fresh water
The quicker the sperm dries on a surface, the
quicker it dries. It also gets killed by water from
something called osmotic shock. Interesting.

6. But inside someone, it can stay alive for up to
five days
It’s usually closer to two days, but the truest
swimmers will stick around for up to five.

7. The more you exercise, the more sperm you
produce
Those little guys respond well to exercise – and
those people that exercise a lot have the highest
sperm counts.

8. Sperm stays cooler than the rest of the body
The very reason the testes are located outside the
body is to keep sperm at a cooler temperature to
the rest. It’s a well established fact that a man’s
testicular region is outside the body to allow the
sperm to remain cool – meaning it’s at the
optimum temperature for fertility.

9. There are no health benefits to sperm
whatsoever
Whether applying it to your skin or indeed
swallowing it – there are no purely scientific
studies out there that prove it does you any good:
While some people advocate applying semen to
the skin, the justifications provided for this
practice are often questionable and may result in
more harm than good for individuals.

10. And what you eat affects what the sperm tastes
like and its speed too.The BBC braved the scientific landscape to prove what we all kind of know to be true – that what you eat can have a serious impact on how that sperm tastes. The Kinsey Institute identified the most common foods that are cited to improve the taste. They include:
Fruit, especially citrus like oranges and grapefruit
and pineapple. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery.
The most commonly referenced substances that
will make your semen taste rotten are:
Caffeine, cigarettes, preservatives, onions, garlic
and red meat.
Hey guys, you can change that diet of yours now.

In ZimbabwePastor fails to resurrect after asking church members to bury him alive so he could summon powers Five members of the same family were charged with the murder of a prophet who had been called to their their home in the village of Mazonde, Zimbabwe to help them cleanse their house of evil spirits. According to local newspaper, Zed 24 News, the accused family identified as Leanmore Mutero, Tonderai Muswere, Michael Muchengeti, Manasa Mutero and Nicholas Mutero , appeared at the High Court in Harare facing a murder charge for participating in the death of self-professed Prophet Shamiso Kanyama , who accidentally died during a healing ceremony. Pastor Kanyama had reportedly asked his followers to bury him alive so that he could summon more cleansing powers to heal the family that had been plagued by mysterious deaths. Zed 24 News reports that High Court Justice Owen Tagu heard how on that day, the late pastor had been invited to attend the home in the Muzarabani district, which is situated along the Mozambique-Zimbabwe border, by their priest, Zvidzai Muchengeti. The five men had requested the priest to help them clean their home of evil spirits, because it was causing mysterious deaths in their family. Responding to their request to perform a healing ceremony, Kanyama had ordered his followers to dig a grave and bury him alive because that was the way he summoned more healing powers to ward off evil spirits. However, the plan backfired on the prophet when instead of being resurrected as he supposed, the men dug up the grave again to find him dead. Kanyama helped to dig his own grave before praying and jumping inside, Father Zvidzai, who has turned State witness, told the High Court. He continued that after laying face down in the grave, he ordered his followers to start covering him with soil. “He pegged a grave-shaped pit in front of my hut and asked for help to dig the pit,” Zvidzai continued. “Deceased requested to be buried alive so that he would gain power to drive away the evil forces.” Fearing for the life of the prophet as the men were in the process of filling the grave, he requested the men to stop what they were doing, Joseph Taderera told Justice Tagu. However, they ignored his pleas when Kanyama urged them to continue the process of burying him alive, stating that he would rise from the grave unharmed. “I warned the men about the danger of their actions, but my advice fell on deaf ears because Kanyama shouted, telling me that I am disturbing his angels, and urged them to continue filling the grave, saying that he would later come out alive,” Taderera said. IHarare says Justice Tagu heard how the cleansing ceremony had to be performed on that day because there would be a memorial service for a departed family member on the following day.

bestdeals0:
lol, tnx dear, i rili appreciate ur advice.

You are welcome.

Op u ar right...

bestdeals0:
u re a big fool. Seems u re among those guys. What I typed didn't concern u in anyway. Male harlot like u. Better go for Hiv tesr

Babe learn not to join issue wt any1 on this forum...not every1 on the forum think right.Make ur comment and move on.

Oga o ooo Unilag na by force..who kno may be the management is scared of over population and stretching the few materials and equipment available.

Hmmmm nothing we won't c..the world is upside down.

No more value and virtues in this present generation... Thank my bible it says he that find a wife not a woman or women...obtain favor from God.

It depend on them..what is forbidding to Mr A and his wife may be acceptable to Mr B and his wife. While some may see it as curse others see it as love . To me I think what matter is for each of us to find happiness wt our partner, what wl do does not matter.

So many men wl say God forbid but dey do more to their babe.

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Let the saint among first cast the stone on her. To those who are casting blame on her, I wish though kno we ar diff human being and how wl handle things also differ let jus pray fo her she survive it and d hrt damages us not much. God help her, I was once a victim if not for family and frnd arnd today I would av bn forgotten.

This pics is from one of her video... naija sha wt aproko

He work tirelessly cos of puns...spend all he earn cos of it..He can kill cos of and even deny his family cos of puna

My Broda if actually this is true...pls u don't even need think of it there is nothing to negotiate,except she is ready to convert to Christian before the marriage. Pls ignore all those promises and don't be carried away wt love and emotions..cos there is diff btw six and half a dozen.

Like a post above me c ur pastor and read ur bible. It works well, if only one is ready to let go of his/her belief bfo d marriage. Remember relationship has expiring date marriage does not. In relationship Love is blind but in marriage Love dey see.

Lol...Either kids or young men or the elderly men don't joke wt the breast. It runs in d blood.

Lol...Either kids or young men or the elderly men don't joke wt the breast.

Most naija girls lies still dey do press up...there ar som1 lies u wl hear and in ur mind u wl jus laff...

Nice write up...

After reading so much comment I wonder,what the future holds for naija...so much of the youth in this forum does not give a damn in as much fayose abuse Tinubu,if he like let him not commission any project before his tenure expire but in as much he is a thorn in the flesh of Tinubu and Fed govt they ar OK. But the question is what did stand to gain? Imagine the gov of Anambra who felt his state need advancement and he is doing his best to turn thing around he is a PDP man but he is busy trying to meet his ppu needs that is governance.

I am not Tinubu fans but pls can pro Fayose answer the question on every1 on this forum, how many project has Fayose commissioned since he became governor last year? Enof of been bias and supporting som1 that does not worth it..Am just sorry fo this country for the type of youths we ar breeding. Good governance goes beyond drinking palm wine and eating food at a buka...som1 jus need to say it the way its.

To live is Christ but to die is gain.

What is America turning into...let the saint work hard cos more evil wl still come up. But I love the pastor better go to jail than compromise his faith.

The loyalist group in the House of Representatives, headed by Hon. Femi Gbajabiamila has picked holes in the letter by the Speaker of the House, Rt. Hon. Yakubu Dogara, saying the letter is fraught with fundamental flaws in his analysis and interpretation of the Constitution and House rules. The group added that the APC is Supreme and its directives must be obeyed according to Article 9.2 of the APC constitution which all members subscribed to. “Members of the party shall be obligated to affirm the party’s aims and objectives,” it said. The party’s letter to the Speaker on its position forms part of the aims and objectives of the party, it insisted, adding that the principle of Federal Character which the Speaker is propagating does not apply to the legislature. The group, in a letter to the Chairman of the APC, Chief John Oyegun, Monday, said the party has bent over backwards for the Speaker as even though he refused zoning before the elections , leading to the party conducting its own mock elections, he defied the party and struck a deal with the opposition People’s Democratic Party. For the Speaker to now suddenly decide that zoning must be a factor in distribution of the principal positions, smacks of hypocrisy, the letter signed by Hon. Nasiru Sani Zangon-Daura on behalf of the Loyalists group noted.

O ki si be...O God of creation u created them in diff size.

Oga oooo one day just some few yrs to come this name won't make any meaning to the then generation.

Some ppu av seen naira land like 2go, where they act and behave like a.....Its not in my character to insult.

Naija sha...

Hmmm women wl neva learn..

Lol....some brain need Gods touch.

Aproko wey dey drink panadol on anoda man headache.