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RomanGreen:
Lol, Police go use am do scapegoat...they have see a reason to deal with him. smh for Naija police

One thing to note is he’s never going to jail. He’s probably going to pay a fine or something.

kernniejay:
Unfortunately for you, I'm not in the zoo with you.

But you have fams in the zoo.

kernniejay:
If their hope is dashed, then your suffering continues.

We’ll both suffer as long as we are in the ‘zoo’ together.

You know, one thing I like about Obidense is the fact that they love being “hopeful”. Sadly, their hope will be dashed.

kUNLEMYBARBECUE:
My baby straight to the point that he feels that simp shekpe failed footballer strategy is fake

Failed footballer fr, Lol. I hope you have everything going on well in your life my dear.

Giel:
Ebuka talking to level 1 housemates

E: Adekunle how are you doing
Adekunle, you Diana and Giddyfia talked about how you thought a lot of what Sheggz is doing is strategy especially his relationship with bella
Adekunle: it was just a general conversation about what we think the strategies of Housemates are and if it's a strategy or not..


E: Sheggz you've said in the past that you don't f with Adekunle's vibe.
Sheggz. I don't know how genuine adekunle is and whatever he thinks about my relationship with Bella is fine but I like her for real.

E: Allysyn what do you think about Adekunle.
Allysyn: I think we're just friends. I was confused about that earlier but now I'm clear
E: does he know that.
Allysyn: yes he does.

Thanks

Bluntguy:
Rivers voters will turn against Wike if he works for Tinubu instead of Obi and he knows that.

Lmao. Tears.

Threebear:
How can someone who has never been up lose a lot of votes ?
What yardstick are you using to measure or are you finally admitting that Phyna beat him black and blue ?

You don't support people who fade post show ...but you supported Ike who is now a blogger ?

Cross - that one I don't even know what he's doing ...the last I heard of him he was uploading his dick on Snapchat and begging Angel for money

Or are you trying to use Erica , who you never truly supported but had to join the bandwagon when people close to you started making profits from being elites ?

Abi na Tobi Bakre from double wahala that I don't even know if he's still alive or dead ?

E b something

Lol......Naaaah, abeg getat jor, you no get point. Tobi Bakre is one of the top 5 most successful housemates till date. You know this but you just wanna score cheap points.

Femifasola:
All these crying,. Any little thing in the east you guys will mention obi.
So you're also asking how Tinubu will manage skull mining in Ogun if he wins or how Atiku will do for the bandits. You guys are pathetic

I'm yoruba and I'm fully OBI-dient

He mentioned Obi and you mentioned Tinubu. Nothing concerns both of them with this thread. Una two heads don lose screws.

Every team dey carry their home based girls based on age grade level but Ghana dey carry foreign girls and dey still chop 3.

care4you:
50 MOST INTERESTING UNKNOWN FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW:

1. Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.
2. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
3. The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. Ants never sleep!
6. “I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
7. Coca-Cola was originally green.
8. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
9. When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.
10. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.
11. There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”
12. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
13. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
14. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
15. Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.
16. Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.
17. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
18. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
19. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
20. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
21. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
22. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky
23. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
24. “Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.
25. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
26. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
27. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
28. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
29. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
30. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
31. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
32. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
33. A snail can sleep for three years.
34. All polar bears are left handed.
35. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
36. Butterflies taste with their feet.
37. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
38. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
39. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
40. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
41. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
42. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
43. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
44. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
45. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times
46. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
47. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
48. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
49. 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
50. 98% of people who read this, don't know What is SEO?
Ans: Search Engine Optimization.

No 12 might be wrong.

Bro tbh, you are in love with that girl. You do not have to admit it here sha.

Irupetepete:
Toor
The supervisor na burna boy super fan...

If you want to write your project and you want to get an A, just write about corruption and integrity and use either tinubu, ganduje, or buhari as case study..

If you don't get an A come for a refund of your project money

Na Afe Babalola. I don’t think she can use that topic in a public Uni. Supervisor sef no go approve am.

udemzyudex:
Snapchat and tiktok happened.

Me and who?

Elliotg:
Go and sit down with your righteous take.

Get out, hypocrite.

Gourdoinc:
He is making noise. Small shaking they have given him he is crying. It's unfortunate many of them don't yet know what is cooking for 2023. You bring it hot,we raise the temperature.

At the end, we will either triumph or we scatter it all

Later you guys will be accusing Tinubu. Look at what you wrote, what makes it different of what you’ve been accusing Tinubu of?

dalass:


Imagine that on front page?

But they sold this thing #2.00 then. Chaiii

E shock me o

Unzerious:
I dont support the Merchandising of Sex, but this isn't the best approach to the Extermination of such.

Create Jobs and see Prostitution become a thing of the past.

It won’t bro, trust me. Some of these girls sees it as an easy job.

I have the video.

Uzomacharles:
Search For NairalandDatingTips

Thank you so much bro.

Ibo girls dey fine well well. I’m glad she has been found hale and hearty.

Uzomacharles:
Harddon Please I suggest we open a Telegram account for this thread...

Please let me know if one has been created. Thanks.

Realtalk20:
Does anyone care about this show at all?

I think not . They are so desperate to gain audiences that they had to bring the old bbnaija live updates threads from the last 10 years to front page ..the organixerd of this show don't seem to understand the mood in the country.

The youth have suffered, they have been denied jobs, food, wages, normal living standards and yet they think these youths care about this crappy show ?

Those commenting are paid to do so. The youth are tired , exhausted, hungry , thirsty so big brother naija is the last thing on their mind ATM

But you keep talking about the show on every thread. Quit hunting for likes.

I don't know why you ipobic guys are never tired of propaganda. Na concocted stories dey make back of una head flat if you no know. This one just carry phone dey write wetin commot for him head because he know say is fellow obidense go swallow everything hook line and sinker, abi how dem dey talk am.

SMH!!

Seyilome:
See, lion is called King of the animals not just for fighting only, but for its braveness, pride and lions leave like human( they claim territory ) .
Elephant could win lion just because of its huge size if not Lion would still kill it, Ono on one.

Lmao, una too dey hype lions.

sanusideunifier:
The move by the Senate to impeach Buhari is boiling fast and our "amiable" pastor, professor Osibanjo is still confused how to save his name. Few days ago, I read about one Austin Umahi who turned down Buhari's appointment and I learnt that sometimes the best way to gain is to lose. Osibanjo, though new in politics and crushed and manipulated by the notorious Lagos drug lord, Escobat Africani Tinubu, has not read enough about how to bow out and save face for another day.
Nigerians know that Osibanjo has a good heart but lacks bravery. He is being despised for his irritating culpable silence and ability to eat poo to appease his grandmasters. He can watch his parents being slaughtered without uttering a word or batting an eyelid. Is it his nature? No, it's the role Tinubu ordered him to play and that's the condition Osy finds himself. Please pray for him.
Nigerians don't stop celebrating his oratory and ability to sell APC when he knows deep down the party is evil. He regrets his tradermoni vote-buying business that tainted his name and begs for forgiveness. He too is not even free from the curses APC has brought. He incurred multiple fractures by organising condolences for dead Nigerians that he loses counts of the number of condolence messages he writes a day.
I also heard from a reliable source that his ears are becoming impaired for listening to Nigerians cry and complain of deaths and hardship APC has brought. Even the acclaimed oratory power is dying too quickly from saying 'sorry, sorry" to Nigerians who inundate him with tears. The only joy he has is that bandits didn't threaten to kidnap and flog him as they have done to Buhari and El rufai. What a life? Oh no, the rich also cry!

I don't know why you ipobic guys are never tired of propaganda. Na concocted stories dey make back of una head flat if you no know. This one just carry phone dey write wetin commot for him head because he know say is fellow obidense go swallow everything hook line and sinker, abi how dem dey talk am.

SMH!!

nijaomegacode:
This girl is disgusting.
Now that she has kissed a man she's not going to marry in the presence of the whole world, who would want to have decent children with this kinda cooperate hoe.

And the guy is not disgusting? Stfu bro, you’re just jealous it’s not you she’s kissing.

Corto:
He was until they caught him

I'd advise you to go get your brain back tho

Tell your father to get back his brain.

rusher14:
Well, the bar for Bishophhood or any level of clergy isn't really high.

He “was”

Because say she yellow? I don’t see much difference between the two except for the skin.