₦airaland Forum

Migines:
@sniper
i saw it yesterday

What did you see, do you mean the Pig Envy mail or what?

I didn't understand the last paragraph

Digital:
CONFESSION OF AN IJAW KID



Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER
AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!

The hit man.

Diepriye

;DGood one

I was laughing and everyone knew I've been to Nairaland

I got this mail from a friend called Becky:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the. , ?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes, Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life, quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm, )

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)


Personally, I envy the cockroach. Who knows, in all that time they might find a way to stick my head back on. But, the lion…o boy! No wonder he is so lean, mean and lazy. Who wants to be a mantis? I bet women would love all guys to be mantis, pleasure without the subsequent snoring!

And this was my reply:

While wait till your next life, when I can make you squirt in a couple of minutes

We know you guys are black, but that does not mean your brains should be black as well

Devil's Night By D12

I love this country. We are beginning to embrace our value

@faketan

Watch your tongue or I'll snipe your malodorous brain out

I'm here it seems the network is flatuating

Hell Yes



Have you ever smoked paw-paw leave?

True Blues But I Like United

I heard the news today at 93.7

I think he has a score to settle with peolpe, Maybe he has stepped on someone's toe.

I'm not his fan but as human I feel for him. Poor Idibia

Greetings,

I'm from Obinze in Owerri-West LGA, Imo State

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I want to buy share but I don't really kone a good one to buy and want to buy something that maybe have a 200% increase in atleast 4 years. So please help me on how to know a good buy when I see one

where can I get the 2007 version of jDictionary and 2007 version of world Fact book

Please Post your lovely Independence Messages here

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Hello Nairalander,

I'd like to know if there is any software that can enable one open wap site on a desktop computer and if there's a browser for that I will I get it.

Let me narrate a story of what happen to my friend yesternight.

Sorry I have no time to narrate the story accordingly because I'm busy at work.

It was cold that night at about 10 pm when my friend named Iyke came to my place saying he had been trying to call his girlfriend because he need to be with her, and for the first time the girl did not pick the call. Not for long when we were outside my neighbourhood chatting when we saw her kid brother walking by and he decided to ask him where his sister had been and her brother replied she went on an errand. So he believed and we got talking, not for another while we saw his girl walking with a young man that is believed to be her boss and according to my friend before he came to the scene the boss was the girl's ex.

It broke my friend heart seeing both of them together and as people that know him to be dating the girl made him a laughing stock.

As we watched and they passed without noticing us after the young man left her so as not to come too close to the neighbourhood. The girl went to the nearest biz center to call my guy and lied that the phone had been in vibrating mode.

Well I'd want to make this so lengthy. It made my friend so confused that he did not go to work today.

I'd like to know how one can deal with heartbreaks.

Hi landers,
I have been trying to get an electronic bible on my PSP and as well a dictionary, I'd like you guys to give me the link where I can download it and how to use it I mean like which folder to paste it in.

Secondly is there anyway I can browse on a standard PC, save some important web pages, transfer the page to my PSP and later view it offline without the PSP being connected online and I need tutorials on how to go about it.

Please try and help if you can.

It is a shame to know that Hitv cannot air the biggest football series in Europe (Champions League) and they still expect Nigeria to pay to watch there repeated advertisement. Please If there are any staff of that company tell them that I'm going right away to destroy my decoder and everything cos it is not worth it. From N3000 mothly subscription to N4000, yet no improvement in the service they are rendering.

I'm going to get back my DSTV: so much more
HITV Sucks!!!!
DSTV is the detonator!!!!

HiTv Nigerians want to patronise you but you are messing things up

anney:
why are u such in a hurry to have sex with her , can't u just hold your thing. na wa o .

No time!!

There is this girl I've been dating for about 3 months and I want to have sex with her but I don't know how to go about it, the only thing I have done with her is to romance her. The fact is that I'm not the kind of guy that takes a girl to a guet house, all the times I have had sex was in my friend's house and in my own appartment in school. You know girls if you don't want to satisfy them they think the other way- correct me if I'm wrong.

I don't really know how to ask these but my question is: HOW DO I TAKE A GIRL TO THE GUEST HOUSE?

ursie:
sniperwolf you're a jerk. get off my face

This thread is not meant for fatuous people with naive thinking like you

drkchoclit:
I too commend the poster for even having the humility to ask. It takes a REAL man to ask for help.

Thankx for the acknowledgement

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adekennis:
I think you should format it because i used one before
but it dosent giv prb like yours [sub][/sub]

where shoul i paste the file and in what format. I visited some site some say rename to UPDATE.PBP. please help

I downloaded a firmware for my PSP ( that's 3.52) when I did every requirement put it in the right folder it keeps giving me an error report something like error dadada