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It seems they used i better passed my neighbour generator to power their ATM machine ni. It's the cable that is dangling on top of your head. No shaking!!!

If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same.

Ibrahim Babangida, former head of state, has give his voice to the criticism currently accompanying the 2016 national budget that was presented to the National Assembly last year December by President Muhammadu Buhari.
Ibrahim Babangida – The former president in his reaction to the ongoing criticism trailing the alleged payment of rent in the Aso Rock, requested to know who the landlord is.

He also advised the country’s politicians, saying: “I strongly believe our Politicians are well fed. The Aso Rock food budget should be reviewed. Aso Rock is not a place to feed Politicians.”

“I built Aso Rock and I wonder who the current Landlord is. I read a certain N22M for the payment of Aso Rock rent. Rent to who, Me or GEJ?

Former head of state, Ibrahim Babangida asked who the current landlord of Aso Rock is.
Buhari, who hammered so hard on the economic challenges facing the country following the sudden fall in crude oil prices, assured Nigerians that the budget would mitigate the effect of the unbelievable reality.

You get mind...infact, you also get liver wey biG pass you. The day she will treat you like common criminer is near, that thing wey you called love go clear from your eyes.

This Jumia ehn! There was a day i think in December, i ordered for 5 different items on their platform, they supplied in batches, one of their dispatch brought two items and two days after another dispatch brought 1. I had to ask the guy the reason for bringing in batches? he told me that nobody is willing to go inside their warehouse to bring the stuff out.

Announce on radio and tv that you don't want crowd at your wedding, then employ bouncers to scare people away. chikena! lobatan

You married your grand Pa! eehn?

MTN? One chance

Nah ommission, they've included the name.

Practise make perfection...except you aren't willing to get use to that lifestyle...then you ask him to employ househelp before you get married as well.

1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.
Which number is your favorite?

She want the man to retoast her so they can start all over...so judge abeg, tell the hush to reshape her anyhow he can.

By the time he returned back from prision he would have become 48 yrs an elder and i hope he would be a changed man

As you claimed...help her pay the money and chase her away. i hope you've paid yours.

There's going to be judgement day for this corrupt people in power...for all you know some of the oportunist's parent cannot even afford a pair of sandals for them to wear to school ooo. They know how it feels to suffer in abject poverty and when they got to a good position they forgot they're going to account for all the atrocities they committed while in office...

What she should have done initially was what she did after

that your babe nah general babe she be...if you eventually buy a fairly fairly used Nigerian used car and it break down...oh boy, she go call one ofer her besties to take her away from your so called jallopy

Do not climb covet like danfo, hit not a loaded tanker and avoid expensive Suv...target evil spirit, honda parts are not too expensive

some guys ehn!

This is cute for gals with fine legs...

Oh boyyyy...see levels. Let her be before she ruin you.

Relax MAN, it's just for four years tennor, she will be back before you know, at least she has been with you for 15years.

dis one nah chinko now

Kiki, you're different joor........let some gals be vp daughter for one day....the whole social media will hear wen!

Dupsil, don't waste your time. move on with your life and get a good person who will always miss you if not seen each for minutes.

Removing 2 naira is this what we Nigerian deserve as new year gift?

Sorry about your predicament, I couldn't read your epistle to the end but I was able to deduce few things from your long story. It's very crucial you know whoever you want to have as your better half very well as we all know marriage of a thing is a delicate thing. What you did in your marriage ought to be what you should have done in courtship, ask the person who linked you up from the beginning everything about her before going on. Talking from experience, apart from asking your colleague that linked you up together you should have studied her very well before you concluded. I dated a lady too myself and I took her to my people, introduced her as the person I wanted to marry but that doesn't stop me from studying and watching her. When I saw some things she does I confronted her about my observations but she turned it to quarrels but I already made my points known to her. I noticed she wasn't willing to change and it's like it has become part of her sleeping around with all kinds of men both married and single, once you are her kind of man you are good to go with her. I said this is not a wife material but a public dog. I called it quit with her.

Your story is a sympathetic one and I am very sure the problem you are facing here is you didn't know the lady you married, it's important you know her, know everything about her. Some ladies have dipped their hands into so many things unknowingly due to the kind of people they relate or mingle with while in school or anywhere they are. Seeing her as a worker in church doesn't make her a saint or clean her from all sort of things she has done until she has personal encounter with the God.

Make enough money more than your gal can spend and all those qualities will disappear from your face.

Dear poster, I think her family is rich as she claimed, if not to acquire a gas cooker is not a small thing. Invite her to your house to cook for you, if she know how to cook good for you, you do the cleaning by yourself man

Stupid thing

Multiply the space by 3 or more and allow the space to be so long. Next time she will think twice b4 that yeye space. She won build mansion for the space? Give her long lasting space abeg

This are greedy and hungry PDP people always looking for the rosy side. If pdp win in 2019 they will dump APC and return back home like prodigal son