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Honey I'm home

What are three problems about being an egg?
You only get laid once,
the only woman to sit on your face is your mother,
and it takes four minutes to get hard.

@yme
Its true I play football, dat doesn't make me a player- I'm a keeper

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=451442.msg7689581#msg7689581 date=1297162995]**Soliloquizes** This juju is working eh.  . . . I have to thank Baba. [/quote]ur juju don expire
abeg serve me another helping , beans and plantain

wendybaby:
hei hei hei, wt wz dt?

u wanna feed me?

yep, and its very creamy

tanimz:
^^ Kai, Snthesis. I hope say you go buy me better thing for Valentine o.

no wahala, wetin be ur chest and nyansh size

the perfect time should be between the limits of " when you can fend for your self and when u r about to get married" anything outside those limits is not ideal.

Nice one

Ben-10 d trucker was driving his fully loaded Tanker to the top of a steep hill. Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed Snthesis and Tanimz lying in the center of the road, making wild and passionate love. In total disbelief, he blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them. He realized that they were not going to stop or get out of his way, so he slammed on his brakes and stopped. He got out of the truck n walked to the front of the truck.He looked down at the two, still on the road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could have been killed!" Eventually, the Snthesis looked up at the Ben-10, obviously satisfied and not too concerned and said, "Look, I was cUmming, she was cUmming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes

Gbawe:
Did he not openly champion the re-election efforts of Uduaghan recently after a Nigerian Court had declared that Uduaghan profited from election rigging ?

since when did GEJ become a judge? and if by your pointers, INEC and the judiciary deemed Uduaghan fit to contest again, who are u to declare otherwise?

Tokotaya:
GEJ has had enough time to demonstrate that he has ideas, to demonstrate that he will do things differently this time and make us proud. I was really hopeful at the beginning of his tenure and I routed for him to succeed. But now, I am convinced he is same of the same. Nothing inspiring, nothing to hope for. He is as clueless as the as his predecessors who believed a problem is solved merely by appointing a Special Adviser. No new ideas. No freshness. Abeg, we should be rid of this man before it the country is ruined beyond repairs.
Now, look at Lagos and its helmsman, Fashola. I disliked the idea that he was foisted on his party by Bola Tinubu. I didnt expect much from him. But it was not long before I realised he had a vision of what Lagos should look like. Today, you may hate him for many other reasons, but you cant deny that he has a vision and has a clue how to achieve it. Can we say that about GEJ? Sadly no.

how much level playing time has GEJ had?, you guys just think running a country is yam, Dude you need firstly, to have a clear manifesto of what you want to achieve in a set period. what GEJ is doing is damage limitation at best, and once he becomes the President on his terms, expect to see massive improvement, i can guarantee that!!!!

Gbawe:
Why don't you tell us why Jonathan is assisting election riggers instead of moving to ensure they are sanctioned ? Is election rigging not one of the greatest problems facing Nigeria? How can it , by any stretch of the imagination , make sense that a President some claim is the right man for the job is to be found compounding one of the greatest problems facing his own Nation?

hw is GEJ assisting election riggers? pls explain.

daniel michael:
GOODLUCK JONATHAN IS AN INIMITABLE DUPLICATE,PURITANICALLY COMMITTED,INSCRUTABLY REMONSTRATIVE,ideologically transcendental,quixotically cosmopolitan and a portmanteau of indecipherability, jonathan is a man that has the plenipotential power to subside on multifarious multipurpose, a man that has the effranchise of polluting the country with siemential flicco-acetic fluid to all the homo-sapiens, a man that is engulfed with sangential futuristic commando,.a man with tremendous stupendous and factituous egleos, aside this he has the fliggotetic power to extirpate the militancy plan of aggrandizement of a cabal, he is suit to the gargantuan seat of a presidential presidentiality, thanku

PANADOL WERE ART THOU

hi peeps,
my name is snthesis
I'm a Nairalandholic

I'm really amazed at the anti-GEJ sentiments running around, you guys have absolutely no idea what that dude is facing, it was an uphill task for him to get inducted as the Nigerian president, imagine a V.P of a nation contending with the wife of a bed ridden president for 3months, with the senate unable to do the "right thing", , nobody wanted him there and if they had their way, Nigeria would still be run under the guise of the good for nothing "cabal". now fast forward to present day, the same trend is what we are being faced with, group of individuals deliberately heating up the polity, imagine a bloody army ganging up against one man, i recall a politician saying if GEJ doesnt step down due to zoning, then  they would ensure that the country is ungovernable under his tenure- now is that a threat or not?,, and still yet the dude keeps his head, and reacts sapiently and i can assure you when the time comes you would see stepwise dissolution of these anti-Nigeria ppl, never mistake the meekness of a lion for cowardice.
Nigeria is seriously under threat within and without, GEJ's handling of the matter is commendable, not perfect.

Habit is becomin a bore

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is dis joke too complicated

£70million down d drain

Finally some action

This match dry- all d hype

Muki2 weds Mobingay

Gbam

Bringin bac ol memories

^^no sense of humor

^^ehmm!! Bros y u dey talk anyhw to my Sweet Smallie

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‎​Ben-10 d Teacher asks Element, "Why did u bring your cat to school today?"Element replies (crying ), "I heard Snthesis telling Tanimz this morning "Baby,I'm gonna eat that p[i]ussy[/i] when the kids go to school

@TanimzLuscious
Wit u, I no need sugar again

k,
send me a mail offline and i'll tell u how to resolve it.

--signed
NL Admin

hope i finally get 2 meet U

did i hear customer

so thre still sum good/honest ppl left in 9ja

^^tanx