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Missy Bunny :-
Awww, so sweet & yet so thoughtful!!! I knw I can always count on u 2put a smile on me face.

funny, how the mind works,
never thought i'd get stuck,
i think about yo[i]U[/i],
i muse, i'm imbue_d

U are different, U[/i]nique,
[i]U stand out, ev'n amongst U[/i]r crazy clique,
I drift nearer, I call,
[i]U stand still, U stall.

U talk about shoes,
c me tinking i gats issues,
U[/i]r life, o[i]U[/i]r world, so aloof,
small wonder i fell in loff

[i]U cipher,
i avidly clamber to decipher,
words, thoughts, so clandestine,
i adjure clearly, be my Valentine

^^i wonder wat she's been smoking

Where is my food? >:

Security reports have intercepted terrorist plans to attack on 14th February .Targets & methods include fast-food/eateries, exotic hotels, recharge card bombs, teddy bear bombs, valentine cake bombs,ice cream bombs; anyone buying gifts will b summarily shot. All phone conversations with statements like "I love U̶̲̥̅̊" will be intercepted and culprits arrested;CBN has instructed that all gifts above 500naira should be declared and registered.‎​You are adviced to report any lady demanding for gifts above the value of 500Naira as she must b a suspected terrorist or a financier. All are adviced to stay @ home preferably in ð bedroom as living rooms are not safe. Any one who'§ girlfreind is missing on dat day due to this message should report her to the nearest police station as she is a suspected terrorist who has gone to meet her accomplice .Any lady refusing to "Tango" must be reported as she is hiding arms beneath her clothing .Anyone suspected of being a suga Daddy should be reported to the nearest counter terrorist unit. Security Hotline- call Special Agent Sibyl, by dialling 101 from any network. Be warned!!!

^Wetin she dey talk abt

I'm where u left me honey, alone

She is still awake

^^^lysaa dey fear fear

Tanimz  was asked to translate this to English:"Awon tokopa ninu ere naa ni Bukky Wright. Fathia Balogun, Ope Aiyeola ati beebee lo" she responded:" Those killed by pe.nis in the movie are Bukky Wright,Fathia Balogun,Ope Aiyeola and others.

Tanimz weds Snthesis:
It is a great honour to invite you to our engagement/dinner on the 31st of Feb at Assa phyramid and suites, kaduna state. 6pm. no excuses; please be there on time

Hw many times I go give up

@OP
ROTFL

Lysaa oyah spread eagle open wide make I enta d place

Una don start wit ur weird meals- I wonder wetinn happen 2 blacksta

I'm good wit babies- I make emm laff, holla! If U nid help

Btw na U born dem

I rememBadd
U r welcum Murkynahtoo

Thanks but no thanks, my room is "organizedly disorganized"

It doesn't, but it tells how we wud like to be addressed

"Ur dress shows how u wud b addressed"

OP- eyah!!! Pele!!! Doh!!!
Try again nxt yr

Where U @
Miss U loads

Sleep - I dare not


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k, which color u like

. U

wendybaby:
Well, cld be hot and juicy! hei, u wanna add some spices to it?

i guarantee it will be hot and very juicy

^^wu teach u igbe

replacement


fucckk ! i'm almost loosing grip on my dream,again, need to plan wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

he has no clue of wat's comin to him

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=598430.msg7698230#msg7698230 date=1297265005]LOL it take one to know one[/quote], shud i run?

wendybaby:
hmmmm, eeehhmmm Snthesis, no try me oo

hw now is it a crime to creamfeed u


i'm hungry
i need sumtin hot and spicy

interesting!!!!, who is paying his salary? i can understand suing your boss for wrongful dismissal, but suing your boss for wrongful/undeserving  promotion is new. i laff in judiciary

niice

dazzle37:
@ snthesis
You left a message for me on my thread  '' pls unban obo boco ''
but you did not leave the e.mail addy for me to forward the message to.
still waiting thank you.

@ Topic
i think i already have a val, but he is too shy to say it on this thread.

its on my profile.


@topic
too shy to mention her name