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Dis MoDs sef, y u go change my topic jst like dat

I c u hav a short sense of humor

^^
She must gree by laffin by laffta

@Taninmzpie
I made no mistake

Obo coco got banned cos u gals were cheating, Creating mulitple IDs is not allowed, identical Twins are supposed to share one User name


- signed
NL Admin

Passes grenade back to previous poster

Thank Goodness Val day no dey for my calendar

Tanimz is like TV,

Lysaa is like a MOBILE PHONE.

At home u watch TV,

wen u go out u take ur MOBILE PHONE.

No money,u sell d TV,

Got money u change ur MOBILE PHONE.

Atimes u enjoy TV,

most times u play with ur MOBILE PHONE.

TV is free for life,

for d MOBILE PHONE,if you don't pay, d services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of d time old,

D MOBILE PHONE is cute,slim,curvy and very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, 

But for d MOBILE PHONE it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote,

MOBILE PHONE doesn't.

Most importantly,MOBILE PHONE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),

But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).

but be warned,

TVs dnt have viruses, 

MOBILE PHONEs often do!

Wetin b Juju?

‎​​‎​‎​Tanimz was sure that her Snthesis was having Sex with the maid so she laid a trap.
1 evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didnt tell husband. That night when they went to bed,Snthesis gave d same old story - Excuse me my dear,my stomach is aching & went to bathroom. The wife promptly went into maid's bed. She switched the lights off. He came in silently,he wasted no time on words but quickly started Sex,
When he finished, Wife said - "U didn't expect me in this bed, did u?" & switched on the light, "No Madam!" said Studio d aboki Gateman.

MORAL: Sometimes getting too smart can get you screwed!

@Tanimz
Me - everybody? Haba is it dat bad?
Can I cum home now
I'll get u a shinier pink scale

@Badoski
Ko ti le to yen nw

@Stud
Face front, go brush ur tits

Jst askin!!
Wat kind of twin? Identical?
If I pinch u, will she feel d pain
I tend 2get involved wit twins -dnt knw y.
My twinnies will def like to meet ur twinnies

U guys need humor therapy

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Niice

Snthesis was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife Tanimz was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When Tanimz woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Snthesis has been missing since Friday.

^^^u wish

no wahala
open wide

@dazzle37
are u really a twin?

xxxxxl

quite informative, thanks Lawyer (SANL)

niice

spikedcylinder:
Snthesis.

hi,
hw u dey?
tryin to figure out ur user name

Spikedcylinder.

@OP
y u dey complain, if u cant afford it walk away, must you eat in chicken republic. Is it a social welfare organization ?

i must b d last to post on dis thread

@OP- hope u dnt mind me joining ur weekend parry, tis banging up in hia

ragdollz:
Hmm DarkSh-it Jamo all that na STORY!


And trick pls, you look like a cheap tramp in those tights and boots. An' those goggles add like 2O yrs to your ripe old age of 53 . And stop taking pics in that dead little miserable hut u call a bedroom. No other room dey that your clapboard house?!

lai lai - i strongly disagree- and trust me i should know - i 'm quite a connoisseur of fine laydees


[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=594183.msg7656819#msg7656819 date=1296689669]Lol blame it on my Jamo blood, I can't punch her up like I want to so. . .why not let out a lil steam 
Okay, I will leave the "Zoo Animal" alone. . just for you  [/quote]https://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/10/ohnoyoudidnt.gif

Yippie- last person to post

Y isn't it surprising that its mostly chics that find this joke amusing

@yme
Tell me more abt d Green Card tingy, in d offtopic thread, before Mr U knw who, decides to ban us

SeriousLand spoilsport
Abeg cancel my popcorn order


what is a GREENCARD?? Is it an eco- friendly thingy?

Welcome Back Missy - hope u enjoyed my cookin

@yme

wah o- we nefa get to meet online