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$1/0 for yme

do i get to keep mrseve

so d next question after asking for her name is - how old are you miss? :p

fly higher dan a kite

$0.20- 4 ms.ropeto ;d ;d

i get 50k will dat do for mrseve

[quote author=High_flyer link=topic=501017.msg6614562#msg6614562 date=1282405735]Two kids were playing with their toys when the one of them said " My dad is very strong I saw him pushing a truck all by himself" The other smiled and said" My dad is very strong he kill a lion with his bare hands. The later took it as a challenge and said " my dad killed two robbers with one bullet. The other replied, this time out of envy " My dad will killed your dad if they fight because he is superman .
Pls I am not too good at jokes[/quote]d guy dey beg

^^efe don bcome queen- wow! 've been away for too long

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt, " you can correct them.

invadin U[i]r[/i] space

exhausted

tired- need food

first of all i believe the MIL had d audacity to slap d dude cos he wasnt man enuf i.e
*the guy is a no good lousy asswiped, broke ass gold digger, that thinks the wife's family owe him a favor for marrying their daughter.
or perhaps
* the guy is a "wifebeater"- doubt dat cos she wudnt dare come close to slapping him.

C all dis aje butter pikins shwin demselves.

My fear is yamophobia- fear of d extinction of yam.

@OP- dnt try d speedboat as yet, try gettin a shower first

NL onBB sucks

@OP
B more specific, give us an age bracket.

P.s
Wen is a girl ova marriageable age

Straffyin weather

Sleepy-must stay awake, mind ova body-yeah right!

^^i.e. Like stamps?

Find it difficult throwin stuffs away- U nid to c my junk collection

wat a day-

nice legs

lojik:
Infact, if u need to program specialized application, u will be given a specialist to work with.
In developing the Tax EDBMS for Lagos State IRS, i had to be reporting to tax professionals and chattered accountants who evaluated every step for consistency with the professional tax instructions/documentation and training given to me.

The fact that maths is not used extensively in an application does not make the application less standard in any way.

aren't chemical engineers the best programmers?

I care

Niice

How to straff

Oh dear! Role playin is lost on u

rili hoped u wud b more imaginative

SkiLls!! B my straffteacher-tell me hw and where u wnt it,I'll b hard, deep/shallow,fast/slow,up/down/sideways,gentle/rough--tis in ur court u knw hw u wnt it

I'm- u can call me "mr endowed"

I Dnt talk much, I jst deliver-yea I deliver on ur climax-call me d "delivery man"

-point me finger and . . . in d right direction

Is straffin like rain-does it make u wet?

Or is it like a call- does it make u c.u.m

Teach me hw to straff, I beseige u, I hav d tools, quick to learn, & aim to please

^^in bed

I have neva straffed b4

Can u teach me hw to straff?

Is straff delicious and creamy?