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hmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . .
i'll do it cos i'm hungry and i feel niice 2day

enjoy! and yes MEN can cook too

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I'm good with money for shoes. [/color]

i'm so naughty

Tina and Ike

i cant stay mad @ U 4 too long
U r terminally enthralling

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=451442.msg6979234#msg6979234 date=1287584880]Ashi. [/quote]jealousy
i'm just helping the govt in reducing unemployment , dats all -no strings attached

sledge406:
Where the laffs?

So people like una still dey consider Africa as country? Yet una type dey laff the likes of Sarah Palin.

were u drunk wen u made dat comment. how d OP take consider Africa as a country
4 ur learning Australia ws also included.

blackracle:
[s][/s] cocks don't lay eggs,

i have a cock and it has two eggs

wendybaby:
Hope no mch stress in the kitchen (and d bedroom of course)?

If there is, plz lemme know, so I can lend a hand (nd a leg?)

Anyway, just so u wont 4get your promise above, I need this calaba dish called "Ipanpupa" or is it Ekwankwukwa?

I wanna feel my root!

application received. as d MAN of d house- u r hereby employed with all d bedroom benefits

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=451442.msg6978804#msg6978804 date=1287581502]You failed! [/quote]in other words i get to repeat the class over and over and over

in dat case i need peppered chicken to ginja my swagga, HURRY up WOMAN!!!!

whcih bmobsehll

always look good, b prepared- u'll neva knw wen u will b called to give an impromptu presentation

she wears different color of socks

eats bread with toothpaste

https://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/39/2010/10/1e23a796468cc3d322298dc1483976e8/340x.gif  WTF- 17inch lenght by 4in diameter drill, working throughout d night "wasnt satisfactory"- which kain well be dat sef

i still need my Peppersoup, ASAP, NOW, WOMAN!!!!

u shudnt hav asked, 2 avoid gettin hurt.
self implosion!, d signs were clearly written- u jst had to hear me say it-NO!

^^^I will over d weekend

wat do u tink - afta all d off-site drilling i do thruout d nite

i nid sumtin heavy- pounded yam and egusi will do nicely

no food, today, again, WOMAN!

https://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/10/hidinghomer.gif^^^shiiiiiiiii. . . . . haba! . . . u wan make wify hear wetin happen ni


i've had 2.5 meals 2day, 3+ to go

^^^watz is goin on hia

Gorgeous!

yeah- i made up my mind to wriggle out of dis mess witout gettin hurt or hurtin her

escort in training

a penny 4ur thots

how?

i c u did sumtin to ur face, cover ur legs too- dnt want anybody stalking by babyboo

missed u baby - u left high and dry

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=534411.msg6970848#msg6970848 date=1287489998]Lol.  The beauty of being Missy- Eat all you want and still retain that shape. [/quote]ar u saying u r alredi a fat/ overbloated black woman (no ofiense)

ZIM DRILL:
what are the chances of finding a 30 year old virgin

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i'm workin on the equation, jjeez my computer jst crashed

hot- breath taker

fulfillment- comes to mind

^^^dat wud b wierd
snthesis: your daughter asked me to get her pregnant?
parents:  
https://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/10/sunny111309.gif

^^^ i havnt given that a thought- ds tin jst came up and 'm still in shock about d saga/proposal

her parents and i ,will

tjskii:
guy keep your soup o jare, hope u licked the remaining soup off the cockroach before you threw it away,u know the adage na "waste not want not"

something similar happened to me, i had just cooked one delicious soup, with my last card o, na im one rat(those long smelly ones ) run enter my room for school

while we were trying to kill it, na im the rat come jump inside my soup, come dey swim dia like say im dey im personal pool, i didnt know whether to laff or

cry

did u Laff- 4 extra unexpected bushmeat
or
cry- 4 loss of soup