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very dry

thumbs up GEJ

hassymo5:
You right co-mingling of blood!!!!!!

commingling
how nw? do couples feed on each other's blood

gunners for relegation

tired

hi

Missy B we need to talk

lol

felong:
get out 190 i comand you in Jesus name

lol

my system got hacked into by chocolate- i used the best anti mal/smear - Macleans

y i go kiss married woman
d kiss was for my laydee

brb

food

Simops

so wat did i miss
whr laydee?

^^ u b my teassher nw

mukina2:
sawry i am married to OAM4J

gbam!!! caught on tape!!! u cant deny dis statement again

mukina2:
your maut like fish

hw u take knw
ur mouth like crocodile

race against time

whr everybodi

mukina2:
she is supposed to be enjoying her vacation

we are enjoying our vacation- pls do not disturb

Dan got married, & on his wedding night called his father for tips on wat 2 do since he had neva bn wit a woman.
"So wat do I do first?"
& the reply: "Remove her clothes & lay her on d bed".
5 mins later, Dan foned again. "She's naked & in bed, wat do I do now?"
His father cldn't believe wat he was hearing, "Take ur damn clothes off & get into bed wit her."
After another 5 mins, Dan was on d fone : "dad, I'm naked and in bed wit her, wat do I do now? "His father's patience was now running out so he said, "Sh*t son, do I have 2 spell everything out 2 u? Just put d hardest thing on ur body where she pees, Good night!!
Just when his father started snoring, Dan was on d fone again. "OK dad, I've my head in d toilet bowl wat do I do now?"
"Drown urself, u bloody idiot!X_X

vacation

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Lol ewwwww


& don't ever compare giving birth to shyting poo! [/color]

tanx , so ehm wat can we compare it to ??

Studio CFR:

classic!
Weldone boy

Dat will cost u 5k only- no free laff for hia

Chidi came back home around 2 am, drunk as usual. He fell into bed besides his sleeping wife. About 2 hours later he woke up and saw himself in a strange place with an old man, "Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my room?" shouted Chidi. "I am Saint Peter and you are not in your room. You are in heaven." "You mean I'm dead?!!! Please I'm not ready to die, I've got 1 or 2 things to do before I die."
"Alright son" said Peter. "You will return back to Earth, but only as an hen"
"Yes I agree" said Chidi.
So Chidi came back as an hen in a local farm. An hen walked up to him and said "so you're the new hen?"
"Yes" said Chidi, suddenly he felt an uncomfortable feeling inside him, "I think I'm constipating"
"No You're ovulating" said the hen. "Is this your first time?", "Yes" said Chidi,
So Chidi braced himself and heaved and out popped an egg! He made another effort and another egg popped out. Suddenly he was overrun by emotions and for the first time in his life he experienced mother hood! "This is the sweetest feeling ever" he thought.
Just as he was about to lay his 3rd egg, he felt a sharp stinging slap onto his fat face and heard his wife shouting "Chidi! Wake up you drunken bastard! You are shitting on our bed!

Baby hope U've been working out like me

brb- missed U

y, season is opened jor

eureka

tired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

totally 4got abt dat

so tired

designing

hw u dey?

dnt keep pinkpunk waiting
brb