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^^^ sowii to burst ur bubble, i meant d Babe next to you

Smilenw:
^Ehen--I take it she did it in her sleep. So why the fuss? Lots of people do lots of things in their sleep-sleep walking, sleep talking--the list is aplenty. Had it been flying around the room, I'd understand why he freaked out.

ehmm!! Babe- what do u do in ur sleep

REALITY101:
A man who is afraid to confront his fiancée is not man enough to be called a husband

so u agree he shud call it off

Eiregirl:
This thread is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

y
wu did u be-witch

Smilenw:
OR
Was she flying around the room flapping her hands?

lol

sexkillz:
So he has actually been living together with her in the house, and then when the time approaches for that house to become home, he comes up with such a fallacious story? Did he test himself for malaria? I tell you, malaria can make anyone hallucinate! How many times has this fallacious event occurred, for him to conclude it was a case of witchcraft? Did you ask him? Or did you just accept the story as true, because he is your friend? What if they were already married, and this occurred? Would he still sound like an idi[b]o[/b]t? Or would he ask her what the problem is? What if it was a medical condition that needed a doctor's attention? NO! Because he wants to end the relationship and save his money, he cowardly concocted this fanciful legend of flapping wings as an excuse for ending the wedding plans! He is an unapologetic A[b]S[/b]S!

u shud test urself 4 malaria

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=763883.msg9182769#msg9182769 date=1316514585]Usually, someone being bewitched doesnt know they've been jazzed.[/quote]tanx  
dats whr i(my NL ppl ) c[i]um[/i] into d pic, cos he might not knw if he has being jazzed

REALITY101:
@topic you knw u bn bewitched when you fly with your own imaginary wings from Nigeria to Australia.

dats sum serious skunk smoking

sexkillz:
Your friend is a pathetic coward and an AS[b]S [/b]! Tell him i said so!

and ur point is?
the dude is scared shitless - imagine waking up next to a ghost,
na wa o- did he make her flap her wings

^^^ Abegi!!! no be me o

r231:
so God will wait 2 wks to the wedding to reveal that

after spending all the money

Whoever found a wife has found a good thing and FAVOR from the Lord

loosing the money is beta than ruining his life

perhaps she set him up from the onset- u neva can tell- it doesnt mean she was God sent.

im trying to compile a list of common traits that shows a person has been bewitched (if it exists)
1. if a guy/girl has absolutely no will of his/her own, and obeys his/her partner's every whim and call ( but isnt dat what being in love is all about )

sexkillz:
Huh? He's just scared of greeting Married to that lady! Maybe he's looking or a replacement! And that's a very pathetic and moronic excuse he tried using, to buttress his point! Why cant he just end the relationship without sounding so discombobulated? What a farce! And you, as a hard/badt guy whatever, what advice did you give him?

I told him to give me a sec while i consult the elders (nairaland )
seriously, what if its a way God is revealing her true identity to him

permission granted

a friend of mine about to get wed in two weeks, woke up in ther middle of the night and noticed his wife "to be" flapping her hands like a bird, scared shitless he couldnt confront her but called me (hard/badt guy ) and he's on the verge of calling it off, claiming perhaps the love he feels for her was a charm. so wat do you guys think? was/is he charmed/ how can you tell if you are charmed/ or is he just scared of getting married

just like that
storm ko, torch ni
berra yet they should curve/bold/javelin Borno

[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=762996.msg9180523#msg9180523 date=1316477321]Sometimes when people rush to the media to tell stories like this, it is usually choreographed. Reminds me of Taribo West and Ronke story. Everybody called Taribo a monster until the real gist came out about her affairs behind his back and secret phone calls on how she intends to clean the "ugly" rich monkey out. Na today.[/quote]chei!!!!!

Iamdominiq:
I'm a 400L Law student of ABSU, and those names that were mentioned looks kinda familiar to me, but i cnt judge without seeing the video first, I'm not really happy with this whole Rapin' thing and am also interested in fightin' the crime, just send the downloadin' link of the full video 2 this email-drnko2009@yahoo.com for voice clarification.! THANKS

ole!!! u wan watch free mojo

GEJ has ideas and a structured plan- but will his detractors let him be

moremi2008:
There is something really suspect about this story! The NDLEA is a corruption ridden entity that can't catch a mouse without tips (and without demanding bribes). The silly man must have continued pushing drugs via couriers in Lagos or his naija partners ratted him out so they can steal his money/product.

gbam!!! happens all d tyme

mitofag:
^^^

Look at your feet. Very ugly and dirty.


You such a dirty girl. Who knows want sort of "jankariwo" you have in your puzzy area.


I get lawn mower incase you need to trim the edges ok. . .

chei!!!

mashnino:

seconded

Re: Mukiss can i meet you?

^^^loading. . . . . . . . . . .

@topic
dats a bad situation to place a guy- cos he feel resposible/guilty for not being able to protect his wife

pendo89:
ish
photosynthesis. be more elaborate. She's a cool dada.
isnt she?

stop derailing the thread

Nayah:
synthesis what do you mean

https://media.photobucket.com/image/lips%20are%20sealed/stace1_/sealed-lips.jpg?o=6

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=451442.msg9157589#msg9157589 date=1316160539][/quote]wat !!

chamotex:
Missy

didnt realize dat - lil wonder- my english name is "u r so big"

ifyalways:
Do you need an invitation ?.

yep!!!

d hype abt u

so its true

^^^Gbam!!!
and i'll beat you too for wasting my tyme

13. good men are named Snthesis

weekend

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=752035.msg9080156#msg9080156 date=1315192640]1. the ones with swollen heads who hang around like vultures waiting for others to die[b] [tpia][/b]

2. the ones hacking into other people's computers 24/7 and who have no life[b](tpia)[/b]

3. double mouth snakes, most of who pretend to be something else, or "caring[b]"(tpia)[/b]

4. gullible wimps who intentionally make themselves that way (tpia)

5. scammers in all their ramifications (tpia)

6. loudmouth oversabis (tpia)

7. pretenders (tpia)

8. evil witches, both male and female. (tpia)


there's a solution for you all- turn to Jesus before the devil destroys you.

you might not get another warning.[/quote]nw i knw y u cant stand yourself