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Food › Re: Am I Missing Any Impotant Nutrient By Not Eating Snail(how Nutritious Is Snail?) by snthesis(m): 9:11pm On Oct 03, 2011

u aint being choosy- but beans makes sense especially with bread or yam- i believe u r over 18-so essentially u've stopped growing- too late "no wonder u r like that" grin

Food › Re: What Are You Eating/Drinking Right Now? by snthesis(m): 9:05pm On Oct 03, 2011

igbin and nipplejuice grin

Food › Re: Re: What Food I Take 2 Lose Weight by snthesis(m): 9:03pm On Oct 03, 2011

drink water for 1 month- grin

Forum Games › Re: Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now (part 3) by snthesis(op): 8:33pm On Oct 03, 2011

mukina2:
she loves you

i know

Forum Games › Re: Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now (part 3) by snthesis(op): 5:49pm On Oct 03, 2011

God I need help- I have no emotions angry

Family › Re: Is It Advisable For Boys To Be In Boarding Secondary Schools,please Advice by snthesis(m): 10:22am On Oct 03, 2011

i came out an indepedent person- but then some other kids got scarred for life. The choice is yours to make.

Food › Re: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by snthesis(m): 10:19am On Oct 03, 2011

MissyBaby

- wats on d menu- me hungry sad

chaircover:
OI !!!!! . . . . . .Kitchen boy where is my funtime coconut chips?

One really cant get the staff these days Missy B you have to pay that snthesis a bit more money cos if you pay peanuts you certainly get monkeys

ordering funtime cocunut chips in a world class restaurant huh

- haba

dnt worry u can "work for food" under me tongue

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=451442.msg9256476#msg9256476 date=1317477259]Snth, I'm willing to increase your salary by 10% . . . Is that good enough? grin

[/quote]i'm working for love Baby kiss

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by snthesis(m): 3:42pm On Sep 30, 2011

Jokes Etc › Re: Sharp Badt Guy Lol by snthesis(m): 3:40pm On Sep 30, 2011

cumbee

Jokes Etc › Wahala Dey by snthesis(op): 10:26pm On Sep 29, 2011

This morning a lady came to the hospital Απϑ said Doctor my husband's pe, nis is 2 long. Weneva he inserts it in me, it touches my heart. I replied ok: bring him, I'll operate it n mke it smaller. D lady shouted lai lai!! Ewoh!! Walahi!!! Tufiakwa!!Nooooooh 4 wot? Jst shift my heart up a little . grin

Food › Re: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by snthesis(m): 8:17pm On Sep 29, 2011

thanks for the food MissyBabe kiss

y me:
I dey see your profile pic ooo and that chic beside you isn't me you care to explain that?

ehm

!!! u see ehm lipsrsealed

!!!, it was like this ehm cry

!!!
she just wanted my autograph grin

chaircover:
Nice to see that the kitchen is still very busy. Missy B I hope you are paying inland revenue

As you are very busy, you must start thinking of employing a kitchen errand boy/plate washer. I am sure that snthesis will do the job very well

My order is quite simple; A bag of Funtime coconut chips and a can of maltina please

- dat does it- no more food for you for 1 week tongue

chamotex:
^^^ I don mark you

me sef -dey watch u carefully cool

Food › Re: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by snthesis(m): 3:53pm On Sep 29, 2011

wendybaby:
BTW, good to have Y me and CC back in the kitchen after a long time.

~~Chamo~~, ~~OAM4MISSY~~ and Snthesis
ane WENDY too
ehmm!! did u call my name- wats cooking

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by snthesis(m): 3:42pm On Sep 29, 2011

some never die kiss

Events › Re: ~ Happy Birthday Ikamefa~ by snthesis(m): 3:32pm On Sep 29, 2011

happy birthday SISTER_IN_LAW grin

mukina2:
SISTER Stands For
S stands for sincerity, that your world is filled with,
I stands for innocence, of your mind that makes you so rich.
S stands for strong, that describes your heart best,
T stands for talented, that makes you stand out from the rest.
E stands for encouraging, just the way you always do,
R stands for rare, and my dearest sister that's true.

Romance › Re: Singles Only: Are You Tired Of Being Single? by snthesis(m): 3:23pm On Sep 29, 2011

ehm! to all d single ladies out there- its not too late- we have a fresh batch coming up- enrol NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin

Car Talk › Re: How To Get A Car Loan In Nigeria - A Complete Guide by snthesis(m): 7:47am On Sep 29, 2011

http:
@ seun,
i will like to have one, don't know if one can living abroad can get a car loan in naija bank? cos all the banks here are Agberoes

Politics › Re: 16 Illegal Refineries Discovered In Abia by snthesis(m): 8:59am On Sep 27, 2011

@OP/Vanguard
so vandalizing pipelines and siphoning crude equals refinery? huh

Politics › Re: Sss Director Declared Wanted By Boko Haram For N50m by snthesis(m): 11:22am On Sep 26, 2011

27naira:
+ 12 fulani virgins

forget the money- give me the 12 virgins grin

Politics › Re: Sss Director Declared Wanted By Boko Haram For N50m by snthesis(m): 8:29am On Sep 26, 2011

Chei!! see disrespetect shocked

Govt shud UP the ransom on the Boko haram's dude head to $75million grin

Business › Re: How Is Electricity Stability In Your Area? by snthesis(m): 8:19am On Sep 26, 2011

my power consumption has doubled wink

Jokes Etc › Re: Loooooooool by snthesis(op): 7:49pm On Sep 25, 2011

^^^thanx

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by snthesis(m): 7:42pm On Sep 25, 2011

no kiss for me sad

Jokes Etc › Re: Loooooooool by snthesis(op): 6:40pm On Sep 25, 2011

lysaa:
Lol Nice one! He doesn't know shyte just like jackpot.

sum1 is looking for wahala shocked

Jokes Etc › Loooooooool by snthesis(op): 2:14pm On Sep 25, 2011

At the beginning of a flight, a stranger was seated next to a little girl on the aircraft. After a few moments of silence he said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'OK - what would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiled.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topicBut let me ask you a question first. Sheep, cows and horses all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a sheep excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat soft patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly taken aback by the question thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'So do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s.h.it?' cheesy

Car Talk › Re: Recommend A Suv - For The Nigerian Road by snthesis(m): 1:04pm On Sep 23, 2011

blacksta:
Thanks - Unfortunately it is beyond my financial means -

Eyah!!!

never d lest, i did some research for you (yes dont mention- i'm a nice guy cool

)
and i got a vehicle that meets your requirement

blacksta:
Hello Guys

Can you recommend a list of SUV's for the Nigerian road - and one that can easily maintained by our local engineers ( with parts easily available )

Thanks

I was initially considering a Mitsubishi Endeavour - But this jeep only comes in a 3.8 litre engine - ( Wordier about the cost of fuelling this thing for daily usage)

hope you like it, and d sound system is madt grin

Romance › Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by snthesis(op): 9:34pm On Sep 22, 2011

Wtf- over a couple of beers, I told my paddy to call d weddin off shocked

Forum Games › Re: Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now (part 3) by snthesis(op): 8:08am On Sep 22, 2011

35page resume- wtf shocked

Romance › Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by snthesis(op): 7:42am On Sep 21, 2011

^^^ as in Mental health?

Romance › Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by snthesis(op): 10:41pm On Sep 20, 2011

Derailers

Romance › Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by snthesis(op): 4:02pm On Sep 20, 2011

sexkillz:
You might want to ask the maker of this thread! https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-744545.0.html

AR U TRYIN TO INITIATE ME shocked

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=763883.msg9184778#msg9184778 date=1316530806]flapping her wings? snthesis. Brother. did somebody swaaar for you? [/quote]hey Brother Cork- u still havent learnt reading to understand tongue

Romance › Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by snthesis(op): 3:25pm On Sep 20, 2011

maclatunji:
I thought Naija witches teleport, so flapping is not a big deal probably practising swimming in her dream. By the way, what is he doing beside her on the bed. Are they married yet?

hmm! so she isnt a witch- ar u suggesting she 's a mammy water shocked

metinks they were rehearsing for the wedding night grin

seriously- what are the tell tale signs of sum1 that has been be-witched by her/his lover- help needed sad

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