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dnt worry my subconscious has been highly trained by Mr watzhisname

and slowly but surely, iice dethaws

**she smiles**

dats all i hv left- and U cnt take it from me

jamming u online is bcoming a rarity

yep jst for U and I

he meant Gate Man

so my hair worth billions- haba- badosky u wan cheat me

Hiice

yep it has

ever wondered y Jackpot beefs Idowuogbo a.k.a Badosky, well it happened like dis, once upon a time, time, time, jackpot dey trip die for badosky but he keeps getting the following responses from the loff of his life 

1. Jackpot: Haven't I seen you some place before?
    Badosky: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

2. Jackpot: Is this seat empty?
    Badosky: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

3. Jackpot: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Badosky: Do not enter.

4. Jackpot: Can I buy you a drink?
   Badosky: Actually I'd rather have the money.

5. Jackpot: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    Badosky: I must have been given your share.

6.Jackpot: Your face must turn a few heads.
    Badosky: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

7. Jackpot: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
    Badosky: Okay, get out.

8. Jackpot: I think I could make you very happy.
    Badosky: Why? Are you leaving?

9. Jackpot: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
     Badosky: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

10. Jackpot: Can I have your name?
      Badosky: Why? Don't you already have one?

11.  Jackpot: Shall we go see a movie?
       Badosky: I've already seen one.

12.   Jackpot: Where have you been all my life? 
        Badosky: Hiding from you.

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^^poor Jackpot- ladies abeg give him a hug

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=451442.msg8162611#msg8162611 date=1303211728]I'll starve you for 1 week for going over to Firearm's kitchen.

Oga, don't vex o.
Wettin you want to chop? [/quote]point of correction- i didnt go over- i jst branched

serve me a Hot plate of Peppersoup with water
_{[size=4pt]i quit Gulder- my belle don dey bulge[/size]}

abeg- badosky- i wan cut my brazillian hair

;d

mama- gee make sure its a long wet full french 20mins kiss

i havnt been served food in over two weeks- i go vex o-
btw firearm serves promptly

Good luck to U

planning, restructuring, implementing

my bad
resultant effect from the BB age- trusted d source, failed to crosscheck d pics

more

this pictures are alarming- d sensibilities of the perpetrators need to be seriously questioned- d motive behnd this type of violence is sickening and extremely gruesome, the leaders of this group should call an end to this madness. POLITICS IS NOT DO OR DIE.

iice:
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i go manage d rest

Bauchi

^^i want d complete package- U[i]r[/i] hair inclusive

'♍ hungry

Yes -nw can we get some rest

^seconded

Pls dont :Ơ̴̴͡‎ I loff it d way it is

Wu '♍ I again?

^^tanx

HEIGHT OF POVERTY: Wife stitching husband's condom. HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE: Girl applying Sherly™ to her nipples thinking dey are pimples. HEIGHT OF AMBITION: Ant climbing an elephant with the motive of rape. HEIGHT OF LAZINESS: Naked man lying on top of a naked woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest. HEIGHT OF PATIENCE: Man standing in a queue to make love to his own wife.

@op
she is a fair weather friend -not to be trusted

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=646991.msg8129350#msg8129350 date=1302822913]I remember when you first joined nairaland years ago, and opened threads unfailingly almost every day, to discuss kanu nwankwo's wife. You really alarmed quite a few people including myself back then cos i was wondering if you were one of his former girlfriends who was bitter at the lady for taking that coveted spot of mrs nwankwo.  So, in all that time, hope you've found a boyfriend or fiance because some of this time you spend on nl could be better utilized getting one. Abi you dont swing that way?[/quote] tpiah d stalker

home alone? yippie- hia i come

yuzedo:
@ byns: "tiawn" has long left the enclaves of the good old school. . . But i greet thee floreat! It shall always be our motto, and we shall shout it boldly for her sons are we!

"a boy there"

In 1985, IBB was the President of Nigeria, our teacher told us about Buhari being the former president, then our teacher again told us we are the leaders of tomorrow, 25 years later, IBB and Buhari are still contesting 4 President, it’s either our Teachers lied to us that we are the leaders of tomorrow or tomorrow never still reach!!! >:O

i thot it was only me
my MTN BIS  is total rubbish- took me two hrs ystday trying to open a webpage- MTN sucks bigtime