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Ode to a Computer,

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's going to crash.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot it, and let it go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's going to hang.

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the micro-code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your ROM,
So quickly turn off your computer.

Mystery cash in my bank acount?
I guess il spend the mystery cash mysteriously
Oh, what a joke!

Is this a trick question?
Or is this a joke?

Migines:
@DOT
please 4give TT datts how he behaves. He dozn knw that u can't read too well so u wunt knw that this is the "JOKES" section and not "FORUM GAMES". We av only enough patience to tolerate "one-word association". Please don't mind TT.

@ Migines

TRUE!. _{now dont this look familiar? thinking where iv heard it}

@ Dot2002

Could you please read Migines post a second time. I think Hes got something INBETWEEN THE LINES

@ All and Topic

I guess the game is over before it even started.Such sad life.
Guess we should start a thread on that

Migines:
@snuggle
that is true

@Migines
Very Very Very true. Let the truth be told.

True! AGAIN

Logically and practically true

The nail on the head true

Sad, but true

Unarguably true!

Wow! Some people, outta experience ,do speak. I presume that happened in _Tessybabys bedroom

[size=8pt]murphys law[/size] EXPANDED

Amazing how true this is,

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

ariblaze:
snugle?

Yeah?

It takes a while to get myself together.was taken to the gene regeneration section in the ICU.
Yomola still thinks he is the master of time,but lil did he know that i was with his parents when we gave him that
name to stop him from pissing,shitting,farting spitting in faces in public places.Pity he took it into[b] adulthood[/b]

Parting

but that happens just before the producer,snugle,walks in, screams "thats not in the script" and fires yomola for using his imagination. Thats what sank the titanic! Now yomola is jobless and lookin for where to piss on.and before i forget,i take the control with surgical gloves because i wuldnt want to touch the hands yomola uses in pissing around,and PRESS PLAY!

but that happens just before the producer,snugle,walks in, screams "thats not in the script" and fires yomola for using his imagination.thats what sank the titanic!now yomola is jobless and lookin for where to piss on.and before i forget,i take the control with surgical gloves cuz i wuldnt wanna touch the hands yomola uses in pissing around,and PRESS PLAY!

Im in a long distance relationship, and i can only describe it like a long wait for something,and it only comes once in a while.Before it settles down,its gone again.And the wait begins.

I want to change my P910i case. how do i go about it?its badly scratched. Does anyone know the price of the new P1i

How do i get the kERPESKY Internet Security?

im all yours dear

entry #13.tired of reading lame lines.

Any webpage i open shows Hacked by Godzilla. now is that a virus?

wow!now this is deep.seek some councelling,if you have gotten to the point where you feel your wife is ur greatest mistake,talk to her about it.fix the marriage or quit the marriage. .but,wow.this is deep.
How old is your wife?how long have you been married?when did she start the issue with the other guy?what led to it?r u doin sumtin wrong?so so so many questions.
i would advice you look past the issue and find out y she is acting the way she is. if it aint worth it, then quit it.its better to b sad alone than to b compelled to b sad by someone else

winnergal r u in luv?

tobigirl:
that's why people like you keep jumping from one skirt to another because if you fall in love with a lady with big boobs, if you see another who has a bigger boob, you will switch to that one . So i believe you are awomaniser.

or when gravity takes its toll on the big boobs

whats the point in placing so much emphasis on the emptiness of beauty?, u can actually love someone too and not like the person
physical attraction runs deep, but compared to inner beauty, physical attraction is just skin deep.when Ur hearts click,physical attraction only becomes a constant, unnoticeable

Bestglo:
If you post nonsense,you must surely get nonsense as reply

what if the nonsense starts making sense?

Ok.So,