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DropsMic:
Hopefully after today’s judgement Nigerians will finally understand that no God anywhere, whether foreign or local, care about their papa.

Lol

Who am I fooling? We tend to be quite dense. So, after this judgment, we'll likely head back to our places of worship and embark on another 8-year cycle of prayer.

Nigerians must get sense by fire by force or perish.

FYI - The activities and doings of man does not define the existence of God. Understand this

Will provide an indirect answer to this question.

Do visit eatries on Sundays after church? Is it robots that attend to you.

Do you take buses to Church on Sundays? Is it robots that drive.

Do people visit Hospital on Sundays?

Do people go to malls on Sundays?

Guys are really angry and ready to beat up this SIMPle bro. The length of this thread speaks volume.

Pastor Righteousness; we need your clarification on this

kenzysmith:
hhave stop playing virtual. i have stop zoom bet. i ve stop masturbation but i have promise my self not to have sex until December am just one week four days of sex free but serious conji dey hold me now pls, how can i free my self from this bondage of fornication pleasefornication must i ve sex with unknow ladies Continously i just pray this morning to be consistent in keeping my self is like something is pressuring to ve sex i need help am weak

You need prayers. Surrender your life to Jesus. Pray with Colossians 1:13

Evergreen4:
At times I wonder why officers of this RRS are different from the same police that oppress people and collect bribes. They are so refined and reasonable compared to the conventional Nigeria police officer


God bless them for the good work they are doing

They are specially funded by a functional public private partnership. Procurement of equipments and maintenance of equipments & vehicles are done by the PPP

This is totally unacceptable. No determination, zeal, passion goal commitment from the super eagles. Moses and Mikel should be taken off. They are dsmn too sluggish

Exam docket now available on Ican website

From Bishop Hughes Street , they entered Anthony Ojekere Street, where they arrested Monday and some others. The way they beat Monday , all the pain I was feeling disappeared .

May God comfort the helpless

Send important e-mail at unearthly hours (i.e. 9:35 p.m., 7:05 a.m., etc.) and during public holidays.

This got me really laughing.

Just like the writer said. Pray that your boss is not privilege to this information.

I just smile and walk away when i see people practicing this gospel in my office.

Once in a while when you ask "I want a report of what each of you have done/achieved today". you get just two/three lines meaningful things.

ionsman:
Jimoh Ibrahim wins the tweet of the year... If I'm FFK, i will kee myself...

Very sharp arrow. This tweet is more penetrating than Ak47 and mpg.

Lol. Tweet of the year.

Finishing and Brutality

God be praised. May the Lord grant her heart desires

glory to God

GudluckIBB:
Jonathan's govt, a committee would have been set up to review the damage on the bridge, thereafter another commitee will review the report the first committee submitted


God bless Buhari

Then another committee set up to appoint contractors.

Then another committee set up to supervise implementation of the report by the contractor.

Then another committee set up to inspect the work carried out by the contractor.

Then another committee set up to arrange commissioning of the finished project(i.e if it gets finished).

So much waste. Each committee allocated with millions

From the faces i seee, none of them looks happy with the so called truck. Look closely at the mouth of the man in the first pics saying "which kind tin be this"

The woman in the fourth pics is not happy at all. Using ministries to siphon money.

Am Very sure they will never disclose how much they bought the truck.

Wait till your rent is due then file a case against him. before the case ends you would have stayed extra 4yrs without paying rent.

I have always told people who care to listen that trying to becoming a millionaire overnight is equivalent to fraud or blood money.

While on earth do you want to deposit $50 and be anticipating in your heart and praying fire and thunder prayers for the trade to move in your direction so you can make $1,000.

Nigerians don't understand patience and discipline.

There is a saying that "whatsoever comes to you without any effort has a coma". Those of you complaining have never put in so much effort nor patient enough to learn the true act and art of being a successful forex trader.

Forex is not a quick get rich avenue. You only become successful by following strictly certain rules and being properly knowledgeable about forex.

Below i have outlined some important tips and tricks you can follow when you start trading on the Forex market:

1. “If you fail to plan you plan to fail”

A famous expression that every forex trader finds is very correct. Having a plan is your number one priority. Before you start trading it is important to define your goals and lay out a plan with the strategies you can use to reach those goals. Once you choose a strategy that fits your goals and trading plan you need to stick to it and let it play out. Changing you trading strategy abruptly can be very bad for your trades, especially if you are just beginning to explore the vast world of Forex trading.


2. “A calculated risk is a risk taken with full knowledge of the dangers involved.”

Forex trading is a risky business and all new investors need to learn how to make calculated risks – it’s what it is all about. Never put emotion before discipline and strategy. Emotional traders are the ones who risk the most on the Forex market. Before you place a trade you need to define your risk – never invest more than you are willing to risk. Begin with small sums and increase your portfolio by trading.

3. “Is a currency worth anything if no one wants it?”

Currencies are the most traded product on the Forex market. With the wide variety of pairs it is hard to choose which currency pairs to trade with. It is important you do your research and choose the currency pairs that most suit your trading strategy. Some currency pairs are steady but most are volatile and you need to follow their movements closely before making a trade.

4. “We shape our tools and then our tools shape us.”

Use the tools you are given in the trading platform to make better decisions and place better trades. The PROfit platform provides its users with real-time news of the Forex movements, various technical charts, analytical tools and much more. You can use the technical charts to try to forecast an asset’s future movements based on its previous ones. The real-time news provide you with current events worldwide that have an impact on the movement of the Forex market.

5. “The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way.”

Record keeping is an essential habit every successful Forex trader develops. Keeping a diary of all your trades and used techniques will help you improve your trades based on the success and mistakes you’ve made in the past. Make sure your diary is thorough and with a simple layout to make it easier for you to read and analyse the information.

IF Thomas Edison was inpatient he would never have developed the electric light bulb after trying so many times.

Only those who understand that most times you have to fail many times to succeed actually succeed.

I DROP MY PEN.

fippycbk:
And some people were bashing the guys who suggested that he should check the seller of the car...smh

They people bashing the guy belong to the same theifian network. Trying to protect their own person.

What a mess saraki is doing these days. Take a look at the gross misrepresentation of who the Nigerian youths are to the whole world.

@CNN, @SR, @BBC @ALjazeera, Pls ooh these malnourished guangauntum tumgaga humgaga are not from nigeria neitrher do they represent nigeria youths

Hope nigerians will on their own accord and maturity individually cripple away from this vexing notion called ''april fool''. Many people have been led to unwanted hypertension and early grave due to false rumour.

Who is the father of the daughter in question. The father should rise up to this.

I f my wife comes back home and give me this kind of report after meeting with the said principal...................

Mr Oshilfalala or what and Mrs kAYODE, Thank your stars...............SERIOUSLY BOILING

Love Machine:
The agency who carryout the survey is an apc politifcians.WTF is lagos rank among developed nations.Lagos state should be compared with a city in Somalia in terms of development.

You should be returned to the zoo.

HOPE MORE LIKE THIS WILL HIT FRONT PAGE INSTEAD OF ALL THE .................

I wonder so many things, asking questions and what makes this Porsche so special and i can even see them waving hands and smiling as if the Porsche was sent from Heaven.

1. Can the Porsche Fly?

2. Can the Porsche protect you from falling tankers/trailers or the ones failing breaks?

3. Can the Porsche invisibly escape Nigerian Traffic with ease?

4. Can the Porsche Survive our Nigerian Roads?

5. Can the Porsche add one hair to their head.

6. Can the Porsche win more souls to Christ

7. Can the Porsche produce food to the hungry or bring comfort to those who are displaced or being killed everyday.


May God help us all.

Hysmady:
When you are high on 15naira local weed,thats the outcome ...We tell em to smoke confirm weed,dey end up smoking cheap grass

Always read well before commenting.

There was a break failure which resulted in the truck hitting the SUV that climbed over

very sorry for this...

why will plenty innocent people choose to die becos of one greedy, heartless and visionless person called Nnamd Kanu. Remember Ojukwu did same and later enjoyed years after from same government after the death of many igbos.

Jesus we need your help. I believe igbos should be wiser than this.

ThisMeansWars:
Welldone

Why would any sane person be giving his hard earned money to some scammer in the name of some invincible sky daddy when you can make serious impact with that 10percent in the life of that hungry kid on the street .. It just ain't right..

By the way, how is this news? What concerns anyone with what anybody does with his 10percent?

Are you referring to God Almighty as ''some invicinble sky daddy'' Please note- God is never your mate and can decide to put your nose behind your head. #RespectGod

End time is here. Why out of all the topics in the world, you chose this.

End time. People now finding Joy to take their life thinking its the best way to ease their frustration. Little do they know that thats one of their greatest mistake cos suicide is a path way to Hell fire. Many will be regretting in Hell now

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This happened at Ladipo bus Stop near Shogunle on the Agege Motor road.

Something needs to be done to reduce or stop this menace.

what a gruesome death to the hyena