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Magu!!! Magu!!! You still have a long way to go.......

If your car spoil for road and you call any mechanic that shows up with this truck, when they give you bill after the repairs, nah police station una go end up last last!! I still prefer my "oga start am!!! Fire am!!! Pump am!!! Nah injector!!!" Mechanics........

Spactacle:
He's name is'' YAHOODINHO''

Former star player of 'UNEMPLOYMENT FC"

See how that mumu with dreads pose like who Arsenal just sign.......

My pensioner drinking buddy once told me "There are three things that can influence a woman's decision, Money, Emotions and Money"......

TAH!!! This glasses that my customer Chukwudi sells for 600 naira!!!

This would have been a "HIT" in "2002", dont get me wrong it is a great song but the Nigerian music consumers have evolved pass this, these days it is either you are singing 'interesting nonsense' that people can dance to or 'amazing music' about everyday life issues that people can relate to. You guys sound like the new and improved version of the Plantashun boiz"............

Ameeeeeeeeen somebody!!! Ushers please after the service make sure you remind Brother Maynus to buy a very 'Strong" malaria medicine, preferably one that contains "Artemether" and "Lumefantrine" to help him cure his chronic cerebral malaria that is giving him hallucinations......

Footballers, Politicians and Celebrities "with money' FOOD IS READY!!!

Last last nah Mgbeke she be......

ELECTRICITY!!!? Nahhhhh!!! Goodbye wife!!! You are on your own!!! I don't play with electricity since the day my stabilizer shocked me and i had erection for over 5 hours.......

This one is still in the closet jare.........

I reckon he didn't meet her 'height requirement'.......

Wow!! Cool!! So he is the HEAD of his own company at just 7?.....

In every society a 'necessary evil' must be accepted for a 'greater good', most 'developed' countries have condoned far more despicable 'necessary evils' just to maintain stability, development and prevent anarchy, for example the British and Americans condoned 'slave trade' for many years just to develop their economies, the Colombian government made deals with the various cartles to maintain peace and development, the Russians practically encouraged illegal arms deals to grow their economy so i dont know why some hypocritical fools are screaming for the heads of 'Yahoo boys" as if they are the main reason for Nigeria's many problems. Presently 'Yahoo' is doing more good than harm and if the government doesn't want another crisis on their hand they better tow the path of 'regulation' and not 'eradication'.......

This Mc galaxy guy can like to famz sha......

So it isn't only teeth that full her mouth, 'lies' sef full the mouth, wit her face like Nasco biscuit......

Hahahahahaha!! Hahahahaahha!! "$6000" dollars rent plus phone!! Hahahahaahha!! These men will not hear word, "Relationship is not employment"! I am allergic to 'dependent' women, if you like fine pass fine-art.......

ibori1:
must u call efe


with ur 30MB wen dey ur phone



abeg baba God answer him call

Hahahahahaha!!! Hahahahahah hahahahahahahaha! Coming from someone that saved 100k to train "chicken" My brother dey ur lane, don't allow me spoil your May.......

Whatever happened to his 'diplomatic immunity'?..............

Aboki Bauer.......

Nedfed:
Your comment shows u're nothing but an idiiiot.
Wish u can see Bishop Oyedepo's pix during his wedding more ugly than this but today the man is one of the most highly celebrated man on this planet earth. What that lady saw in that man is a bright future unlike many beautiful gals dat run after rich runs guys.

Is this what they teach you lot at Winners chapel? To call those that you don't agree with their opinion "idiiot"? Or your case is just different?

Hahahahaha @ "no market to sell in your body", bros speak for yourself oooo!!! Some of us like "Old stock"........

Haba!!! This isn't Nigeria nah, see the flag on the jet, it is Cameroon

............he has refused to package himself well and hire the right management team, to get paid to endorse a product you must be able to synch with the product and get your fans to buy that product, presently the only product Ycee can synch with and get people to buy is Indian Hemp.......