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If woman tell me this "i will have said yes 4 years ago", i will collect my ring back, no home training!!! Will you tell me when to propose?

Maybe the man is possessed by a "stubborn demon" that needs to be 'FORCEFULLY" ejected.......

decatalyst:
Yoruba adage says "alagemo ti bimo e tan aimojo di owo e"



Can anyone translate?

The wall gecko" has given birth, if the child refuses to learn how to dance, it is up to it........ I try?

It is a decoder issue, take it to one of their outlets........

The level of disappointment that is coming their way.............

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If my guarantor has the capacity to pay back the loan, why won't i just collect the loan from my guarantor? If you guys are serious about giving out loans, you guys need to be more flexible with the requirements.........

Earthbound:
Bro. I fight the temptation on a daily basis

Keep fighting brother!!! It is far more honorable to be a "beggar" than to be a "criminal"......

For a minute i thought that was the "Father"

Why is she looking like 'over cooked Dangote pasta".......

All these 'dull' and very "loud" yahoo boys, 'aswerugawwd'!! If I wasn't 'cursed' with such an extremely healthy conscience i will have been the richest, biggest and "untouchable' Yahoo boy in Nigeria, i will 'clean' my money so well down to the last kobo that i will even be donating to the EFCC, my community and state will so benefit from me that if eventually by some glitch i have any issues with the law and they try to arrest me, the whole state will protest my arrest......

The problem is even with all her talent, Eva is always "trying too hard", "always doing the most", "always trying to create illusions", she just needs to relax and let her vibe flow naturally......


Ps-See her head like low budget scotch egg(the type that comes with quarter egg)

This Op is an "Executive Bushmore"!!! Calling 'Bathrobe" "pyjamas"... All i see in the pictures is "HIGH MILEAGE", well maintained "OLD PEUGEOTS".......

ShawtCake:
ahn ahn fear God Na.. [right][/right] Remote control?

That is the least awkward item ladies have stolen from me TRUST ME!!!

viva Madrid!!!

queendammy:
You haven't met the right ones. Goodluck.

......hence the question.......

'Where' and 'How' do they meet all these 'better' ladies on social media? The ladies i meet on social media, either they thief my remote controls, chargers or sponge, or they turn out to be more 'male' than "female"............

Truly Truly "NAH MONEY BE FINE BOBO"!!! I can bet my good kidney that if Emenike was selling data on Nairaland she won't take a second look at him(no offence to the data sellers)

Keep head like 'Biker mouse from Mars" come package bobby like those Egg rolls way them dey sell for Benin-Lagos Expressway.......

You now automatically have "TWO BOSSES", you better not try and outshine the master, just focus on your own work as long as she doesn't cross your path......

See how he draw Don Jazzy come make him head be like Indomie super pack', draw Korede make am look like 'the ajebutter version of Kokun foundation', las las' the guy get talent sha but if na me get this talent nah my all the politicians 4 my state i go draw starting from my governor to my local government chairman.......

"Our tracts are free but we welcome your support" bill..........

See how these white folks are just snapping pictures with "PEPPERSOUP"

MarieSucre:
I don't want to scare you oo, but you know that locking your room door will not save you if your wife is the still the one who cooks for you.

We will be eating from the same plate.........

abbeyty:
What if she duplicate the key to your room without your knowledge? Yawa don gass be that ohh if she has a mission to carry out in your room while you are asleep thinking you are safe.

Emi gudu gudu!! Ija wa Ija osi always guiding!!! I am Anikulapo!! I have death in pouch!! No woman can kill me like 'bird flu'

The rate of 'spousal murders' in Nigeria is becoming something else, if i marry nah to get my own room and give my wife her own room oh!! Dey lock my door before i sleep, i cannot allow one woman send me to hades in a romantic way, i want to die of one very hard to pronounce ailment and not by 'kitchen equipments' like knife, mortar or pestle.........

Op it is Aunty mi Kemi That you are calling possessed? It seems You Want 'expired Cabin biscuits' to Start "hungrying" You?

[quote author=Sansa143 post=67820457][/quote]Remind me 1 week to your birthday, i owe you one bottle of anything you drink.......