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This papa English nah die ooo!!!

Good son!!! Ibadan people shebi if to say una gree release my destiny and make me shine, na so una too for dey enjoy me............

Why she come keep face like Alsatian puppy?

What a sad development.........

In Felas voice "You dey bleach oooooo!!! You dey bleach!!!!"

Lmao @ "only serious christians please", if only you know how many prospective husbands for your sister that you will chase away with this sentence...........

There is nothing i hate more than a "coward" that brags, after talking tough like 'terminator', just small sars drama and baba is forming coma patient.........

A child that says his father will not sleep.....................

Kai!!! See how them package boobs radically like 350 naira sharwamah....... See the expression on the face of the guy in the second picture like "Abegi!!! Nah fake!! Who she wan deceive".......

The way Nigerian ladies dey make up these days dey hinder Nigeria's economic growth, countries way wan help us go see pictures like this and think say we nor need help...............

As long as the food is "delicious", if my mamaput woman likes she can use mortuary water mixed with menstruation water with some spiritual spices I DONT CARE!!! That is how people were saying my mamaput woman has locked me inside cupboard just because i bought her microwave, gas cooker, fridge and i carry her to the market some weekends when i am free.......

Sounds more like "assasins" to me, the amount of 'unsolved murder cases" in Nigeria is worrisome, i am sure even the FBI and CIA cannot handle it.......

See as both of them keep face like TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS.........

Introduce her to any "bad guy" friend you have let him 'humble her" with 'crouching tiger holding cabinet' and watch the magic happen, any lady that is intimate with your guy and he satisfies her well will be very humble and loyal to you, he get one of my guy babe, the only chore way remain make she do nah to dey carry us enter shower baff us, we dey always wonder why the babe humble until the day we all slept n the same house..........

The only Cabinet baba will appoint is the one done by his carpenter.........

See face like laboratory experiments, pikin way them suppose use ogogoro and bitter kola flush commot from womb na him grow up dey disgrace the full country.......

Na wa ooo!!! Somebody cannot just go and take small breeze in the 'higher atmosphere' again, una go just run tag am mad man......

See why Nigerian companies die prematurely, instead of them to invest money in staff training and research that will improve their products they will be spending money on "RUBBISH"!!! If you investigate well they might be owing workers..........

I say this with all authority and in a state of 'absolute awareness' that there isn't any individual more aware of the political situation in Nigeria than the writer of this article, this is the best piece i have read this year. Mr Sowore is simply basking under the illusion of 'artificial' followers that cannot win him ordinary 'local government chairman' talk less of "President". The old politicians are not bothered because they know the youth of Nigeria are far from ready to wrestle power from them because they are too engaged in the 'instagram lifestyle', reality shows, and so many frivolous activities to concentrate on Nation building while those that are fed up with the unfavorable situation are simply leaving the country. I will continue to scream it that Nigerias problem is 'the Nigerian people' and until at least "60-80%" of the 'entire population' are "genuinely" ready to make Nigeria great, we will just be going around in circles and be blaming different government administrations for our woes..........

Pictures don't win elections, ask PDP they know.......

Hahahahahaha!!! Baba Dino!!! Dino!!! I 'didn't know' you are a bad sharp guy!!! Baba for the Runs girls!!!! see the kain "Fresh Fish" Dino dey chop, mo wonder he nor wan go detention........

Good thing people are beginning to see the "obvious truth", they just want to give "herdsmen" a bad name and politicize the unfortunate situation. Herdsmen have been around since the inception of Nigeria, why will they wake up one day and start killing everyone?

If you are a "lady", your boss just told you in "official" language that your services are needed in the "other room"......

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and those places are collective paradise?

The problem i have with Nigerians like you is the level of hypocrisy and self deception has affected your mindset so much that you always want to shy away from the truth. I can bet my life that you don't love Nigeria half as much as i do but i will not shy away from the truth that presently even Ghana is a paradise compared to Nigeria in terms of infrastructure and quality of life..........

Lol!! Cute couple, any Nigerian couple that will see this and want to try it, just make sure you are in good terms with the VP(village people)

Hahahaha!!! Person way go still wash underwear.........

Mtcheeeewwwww!!! This small cut.....