₦airaland Forum

To be fair the best graduating student didn't entertain millions of Nigerians and Africans.....

After like 3-5 "Hot" Gulder you will begin to see her inner beauty........

Pikin way dem collect from shrine nor dey hard to know........

See as Mummy Pastor still sharp like razor blade, i always tell guys that if you want to pick a wife make sure you see what her mother looks like before you make the big decision so you can look at your wife in old age and smile. The day i saw my ex-girlfriend's mother i knew she wasn't my 'final destination', her mama face be like costume for Low budget Japanese horror movie.......

The parents literally 'threw away the baby with the bath water".....

If he was African them for bury am with like 3-6 brabus cars......

Deltatoto:
special assistant lol

No wonder!! You nah "assistant' this oga nah "adviser" so nah bros em be!! Any which way you nah government man, you suppose buy beer for boys

Deltatoto:
im an sa it’s 250k is that one enjoyment

Are you sure your own "SA" is 'Special Adviser" or "Small Apprentice"??

I cannot be a SA to a 'governor' of a full state in the Federal republic of Nigeria and a couple of bullets from some small boys will cut short my enjoyment just like that, KO JO!!! It cannot happen!!!

It is none of business, the only problem i have with all this drama is those girls that their "mileage" is higher than a 504 station wagon shouting "Assurance" up and down......

Lmao @ "daff tabi mark tabi iveco loma paa ee" hahahaahahaha!!! Mans have invoked all the heavy duty trucks to kill the babe just because she say she nor do again The thing pain bros sha!!!

That Abia nah man or woman?

Lagos be like who fit poison her man if she catch am cheating,

Oyo can send me to the market to buy sanitary pad,

Anambra be like who go dey addicted to "equal rights"

" Bayelsa nor go sabi "cook"

Ekiti looks 'clingy'

Ondo go get "hot temper"

, Akwa Ibom looks 'possessed

' Edo be like who go change to coffin for night,

If you offend Enugu just "RUN!!!",


that Cross Rivers go wound man with Straff!!

Ogun go like to argue

Ebonyi go like authority

Delta will be 'anti-Mother in law

Kwara will not be faithful

Kogi nor go sabi straff

Fct go sabi Nag

Imo go be high maintenance


Rivers go too like shopping...........

Kai!!! Na so Prof' career use end ooo..........

Na wa oooo! People can jump into conclusion so quickly, just because the young man put hand inside dustbin he is mad?? What if he was looking for his house keys?

Welcome to Rivers state where the youth collect more "Tax" than the FIRS......

They should also investigate the Benue Killings, i still cannot understand what people enjoy in 'getting slow' on Codeine, those musicians encouraging the abuse of codeine with their songs should also be arrested.......

Toyin tomato, fresh like Irish potato

Person way jump from moving vehicle just to avoid 'station", even FFK was disappointed in him, if Dino spend 1 week in Underground cell he nor go make 'peem' again.....

1 million that if I deposit in "Mr Sweet" i will be 'dekonjified' from now till 2020........

The "Rochas Haters" will soon arrive, i just don't understand why some people cannot just see anything good in whatever the "Incoming President" of Nigeria does......

Kai!!! What 'token' led to this man loosing one leg?

With her head like Diamond bank ATM......

"Zaraki you see how that your body Zino' is disgracing the whole senate, you better call him to order......."

2nd hand husband sef dey do pre-wedding pictures?

They could have simply taken it to a motherless babies home or kept it where people will rescue it.........

Hankonyibu:
You know as e dey go

Confirm!! Unfortunately almost all Nigerian ladies are under the illusion that 'making the first move' makes them look 'cheap', it is almost impossible for a Nigerian lady to approach a guy.....

Hahahaha!!! Bad guy!! Baba wan 'cut cost', you nor want make 'social workers' and 'social media slay queens' chop your money abi? You wan come dey form 'helping' the ladies....... La format La Bad!!!

Somebody's girlfriend cannot just go and take small warmth in your generator house, you just run use her do dinner.......