₦airaland Forum

Nnemuka:
Bitterleaf soup
Stew cooked on saturday for the week.

Dear Christian brother When can i come and share the word of God with you

The guy in Red in all the pictures seems to be thinking "Egusi or oha, this people should do jare lemme go home and eat". Yes i agree seahorse is safe.....

Father of three.......

1) Three '80 naira indomie'------- #240

2) Two eggs--------#100

3) Two big pepsi-----#200

4) Suya-------#300

5) Condom(just in case)-----#60

TOTAL------#900

You still have 100 naira change!!!

emmanuelgon:
I urgently need a good business idea that I'll invest 100m naira and make profit of 500k daily. please help.

500k "profit" daily? That is about 0.5% of your capital as profit daily, I wouldn't want to use the word "impossible" but only 'money lenders' and 'financial sharks' that are willing to take uncalculated risks make this type of profit, if you mean '500k daily turnover', that is possible.......

sebik:
I have 2 questions 4 u, (1) where r u from and (2) can u mention 3 things dat ur buhari and fayemi have done for d past 3 years?

1) Oyo state

2) a)Fought corruption b)Revived the 'Agricultural sector' c) Revived the "Mining sector'

MPESA:
Thanks but my points still remained valid.
PEACE.

"Remain".....

Metuh:
Goan read about the country called CUBA and stop embarrassing yourself here.

When did Nigeria adopt "Communism"? Some of you will just be looking for who to tackle like we are dragging babe, i asked a simple question "what will be their duties" and you answered me like we are dragging Landlord's hottest daughter......

MPESA:
Ask Cuba country that has 5Vp And also
Ask South Africa that has 2Vp
Pls if you can't conceive any idea better keep quite and mind you he has proofed on several occasions that he never bought his certificate like our unproof President certificate.
SHALOM.

"Quiet" "Proved".....

Simple "What have you done for the people of Ekiti" Baba could not answer on 'live' TV and he is here forming "King maker". Ekiti people if you people want to sell your future for any 8 years of free rice, it is none of my business.......

Nothing beats "send me your account number"......

........because it is, we all know it isn't every Emeka, Yakubu and Dapo that can hop on a plane and travel abroad I remember the first time my cousin Wale traveled to the US, he took so many pictures that scrolling through the pictures it seemed one was watching a video......

Hahahahahaha!!! "5 Vice Presidents"?? Hahahahahaha!!! I thought they said he is a 'professor'? This sounds like something my drinking buddy Lamba would say after his 8th bottle of 'hot legend". What exactly will be the duties of the '5 vice presidents'?

Damn!!!!!!! To think that some of us will be complaining about debts and financial problems while sipping cold gulder and peppersoup. Kai!!! This one pain me!!! If Mans wasn't in such a tight spot, this is lady needs urgent financial assistance

See faces like 'trials' 'tribulations' and "obstacles', how can anyone in their right mind have any dealings with these faces??!!!

See head like "15 naira Keysoap"........

Why did they now tag the corpse fragile? I reckon it is safe to say she 'kicked the bucket', that 'payeent' looks familiar, RIP young lady and in your next life choose your boyfriend wisely......

I keep saying it, once you have money you cannot have sense, i just cannot wait to be SENSELESS!!!!

I just wonder what our African ancestors were doing when these folks were developing "technologically"?! Please how does Innoson carry out his own test?

kunzi82:
Are you that person looking for a quick cash to execute a project, put a call through on zero eight zero three two five nine seven eight one nine.

Whatsapp zero nine zero five two five zero one zero six three.

Many have enjoy this opportunities.

Just tell us the requirements here, not when someone calls the number they will start asking for your Grandfather's boxers as collateral........

It is too late!! Idris is gone........ !!! See face like low budget Vietnamese mannequin.......

kingkakaone:
Don't understand u bro?

That your single friend, is she still single?

kingkakaone:
I don't like saying some things on this forum but...U are very correct. No matter the achievement of a woman, she will always long for a man if not she won't be at rest.

I have a friend who's single, young and very wealthy... Her basic salary monthly is (1m+) but she's having thoughts.

This is somebody that will say she doesn't need a guy when she's with females o.
Whenever we are together I know how bothered she is because she always open up to me.

Something is telling me you will be my "Friend-in-Law".........

Hahahahahaha!!! Such a wonderful "development"

That is why i always laugh when i see some ladies carrying 'feminist', "Independent woman', "Career woman" "boss lady" on their head like gala No matter how powerful a woman thinks she is, Nah still 'Kondo" go humble her!!!

This type of event shouldn't be made public.........

Why that guy hold Iwobi for waist like babe, come keep face like engine way knock........