₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Sponsor my trip to the salon

In this era where some "hairs" are more expensive than my house rent? Mba!! Lemme help your political career instead.....

I am willing to sponsor 10 Senetorial aspirants......

How can you expect to 'satisfy' 'four Lagos street girls'!!!?? Are you Mr Rosco?

Some people have mind sha!! So you went to interview a "Nigerian policeman" on why he shot someone? Are you a reporter? Did you just come into Nigeria for the first time?

Apparently the lady enrolled in 'Shaolin College of Bedmatics' and graduated with 'first class upper' in "Crouching Hippo hidden praying mantis"....... but if nah Nigeria, my Ibadan aunties will say 'he has eaten vegetable soup'

If this baby shine eyes for night grown man fit take off ooo!! You cant blame people for acting funny, its not a regular occurrence in this part of the world.....

Lovely! The knacking in that house fit dey commot signal from phone sha.....

Kai!!

Ishilove:
Lmaaao!! Please don't compare me to that weirdo. I'm authentic

Lmao! Authentic madam! In the words of my former landlady "all fair ladies are from the marine kingdom"

Ishilove:
I'm actually light in complexion

Original yellow paw-paw or organic bobriski?

Ishilove:
Coconut oil

Kai!! Am sure you will be black like that woman that used to act old school James Bond movies--- Grace Jones

Mtcheeewwww!! Because of "ordinary poo poo"!?? Who doesnt poo?

Ishilove:
Lol. The cream I use is a lot cheaper

Carol White?

What type of "low budget" cake is this, Big brother nor pay these guys? .

"touch him", boys way wan use style thief chain...

Ps- I dont know why people get excited seeing artistes, i remember last year i was on a flight from Portharcourt to Lagos and a certain "celebrity" sat next to me, the guy was trying so hard for me to notice him and get starstruck' to the extent that he started making imaginary calls, in my mind i was like "what is wrong with this one", me that i was thinking of cold gulder and catfish peppersoup......

This is a typical case of "some have food and cannot eat, some cant eat..........."

I dont know why this lady just carry "virginity" for head like say nah grammy!! We have heard you, if you dont service your engine, good for you but stop rubbing it in our faces and making other ladies look bad.....

Any lady that makes her man buy this cream is a "direct" descendant of Portiphars wife!!! Ishilove is this the cream you use?

It's either some guys are not scared of "acid" or they just like to play "rough play"

Nothing annoys me more than seeing a man that cannot control his liquor, its shows absolute lack of self control and high level weakness....

I have always been allergic to 'copying', especially in examinations and tests, its not because am the brightest bulb' but I just find it rather 'demeaning' to be relying on someone for answers after paying the same school fees and receiving the same lectures from the same lecturers, I'd rather just be a 'proud olodo" than a 'fake genius'......

Dangote and my Ex-gf have one thing in common........

So the whole "lean on me" song is a scam?

Cramps, car refusing to start, our pastor travelled with church key......

Awwww!! I hope they called their "Pasta" to pray for "hair" 'care'

k

When you and your fiancé are the first people to go for service in your community........

Seems Nigeria and South Africa are the dirtiest countries in Africa!!