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If Nigerians put the same time, energy and passion they dedicated to BBNigeria into our Economy, in the next 5-10 years we will be rubbing shoulders with China......

Ishilove:
So why is she an ex?

.........some things are beyond our control

Hehehehe!! Even girls for Gra junction nor dey collect 5k" again

Kai!! This thread just made me Nostalgic, i remember what i went through with my Ex who goes through 'very' painful menstruation, whenever her period is approaching i start preparing myself 'mentally' and 'physically'. A big shout out to all Romantic men, we are the real MVPS!!----- I pack vomit tire, visit pharmacy tire, had like 8 hot water bottles(even one inside car) for the 5days of her period my emotions didnt matter, everything was about her, whatever she wanted to do, watch, eat, drink, the petting was out of this world!!...............

Dont tell me he killed himself because of a Woman!!!

Everyone has their limits and anger can make you do things you never thought you will do, am a very 'realistic' person so i wont say its "impossible" to touch your wife in a violent way, you push your wife or give her one or two slaps(its very bad but its understandable and can be blamed on anger issues) but when you beat your wife like say nah she be the armed robber way dey terrorize the area for so long, you are 'useless man" and deserve better mending. I can imagine seeing blood coming out from my sisters eyes, that husband better relocate to another "Continent"........

Am i the only one seeing the governor in an empty boat with no net or fishing hook, na hand the governor use catch fish??

Kai!! This guy is a REAL MAN!!! Real men eat "FLESH"!! Bone is for dogs.......!!

JoseRaji:
Brossss... no spoil your fasting na

Thanks jare my brother!! Nah this Nairaland ops wan tempt me.....

Mtchhhhhhheeeeewww!! Fictional story cooked up by broke/stingy folks to console themselves, if you have Money with "capital M", you will spare no expense for a once in a lifetime event like "WEDDING"......

Warri truly nor dey carry last!!! Even in old age this eeepa" from Warri was able to secure Yankee visa via wire wire.......

Poverty nah real basterd" see as their life story be like low budget yoruba horror movie.....

If not that am fasting and she is Liz Bensons daughter, i for talk say she be like the 'accidented' version of Kerry Washington and teeth full her mouth like who dey chew fertilizer..........

Ghen ghen!!! OPERATION MILKY WAY REVOLUTION.......

I am giving the government 5 working days to release aunty Kemi or......................

See her face like ratkiller/he dey kill mosquito well well!

I always argue with people that "money" is the older brother of power.......

Olodo OAP!! The program is rated "18"

fof1:
MY FRIEND. HE DOES NOT DRINK THAT TYPE OF BOTTLE.PLS. BE SERIOUS BRO.

CSO!! Nor be fight ooo! Na wetin i fit afford, am sorry sir!!! I will save money and buy champagne......

ToriBlue:
Most girls actually won't like to date a guy they are taller than.


I.e =Me.

Is that your smile?

Makz:
that's my job as your assistant.

Dont worry, let me handle this special case "personally"

Is she chicken or fish that they are grilling her? This aunty will just be speaking "innit innit" like that is what will solve the Nigerian problem.......

Omo re bi custard!! @41 this lady makes some ladies in their 20s look bad!

Send me her details let me help you find out if she feels the same way about you, i like to support love.

People still fall for that "dollar in carton that needs to be neutralized scam"??!! In 2017!!!?? I know nobody is above 'scamming' but to scam someone like me you have to come up with a very very very brilliant scam and you will still spend enough money because before i even listen to the scam i go first don drink like 5 cold gulder on your head........

Its time we assemble our team of "Yahoo boys" to teach North Korea a lesson, by the time our boys finish with them the "North" and "K" go commot from their country name, thier new name will be "OREA"

This Governor Wike nah "Man", i may not be one of his followers or support his ideology but i respect the fact that one way or the other he always wins, i will like to meet him one day and buy him one cold bottle of Gulder!!

Hehehe!! I hope my future Mother-in-law will be like one of these women.....