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Mtcheeeewww!!! Nah him we never use love destroy Boko Haram?

The guy has secured American passport, the lady has secured a 'talk dark and handsome' dream guy, everyone is happy till..................

Hehehehe! Your mechanic just did you a huge favor, your power steering pump is probably leaking but still good and he doesn't want you to keep throwing away money by buying power steering oil every other day, the engine oil will last longer and keep your steering soft, you can even use condemned oil sef

Gaaaawwwwdddddaaammmiiitt! Is Nigeria still a country? Is there a constitution? See how they are playing ping pong with over 200 million heads....... over "$43million and nobody is in jail, in detention or has even been called!!

See as the OP dey happy like say he win lotto, i guess you can add this to your CV "met MI in person"..........

Why are all these 'rich Nigerians' allergic to helping? So all the big names like K1, Madam Tinubu, Labaja, Onyeka Owenu, Ambode, that she mentioned cannot raise $50k dollars? Nah ordinary Nigerians way dey barely survive na him dey want to raise the money?

My first 'real' driving experience was in 2004 when i used my mothers 406 to visit one babe, for the over 10km journey i didnt go pass 'gear 3' or turn on the car stereo because of the tension and fear that it will make me crash the car.

So after enjoying all that money on earth, you still want to go to heaven? If i was God, nah only people way suffer on earth go enter heaven....

Hope Ay has stacked enough away for rainy days and retirement because once Nigerians begin table your matter like this, career don dey end be that ooo.....

I dont know why Nigerian ladies see "buying car for themselves" as a big deal, this just shows that deep down the average Nigerian lady has the 'my guy must take care of me' mentality and all the feminist/equal rights movement they keep screaming about is all talk

By the time i blow "six to eight" whistles i will be able to buy it in three different colors....

Oshiomole is happy that he can rest peacefully for another four years and the 'skeletons' will be secure inside the closet 'for now"!!.......

Marketed worldwide by Amaco investments........


Ps---This should be a "wakeup" call to all you guys that are being deceived with the "no sex till our wedding night" crap, you probably just 'washing' the car and one sharp guy is driving it.......

Hahahahahaah @ "Eskis sir this is not your family gathering, if you are looking for respect call your family together" walahi Nigerians dont have one single chill

I doubt if by now the girls will even want to be brought back, Stockholm syndrome' will have set in......

In Nigeria the easiest way to get your 'dream job' is to 'go to bed' and 'dream' about it.........


Ps-No offence OP but you are displaying so much 'optimism' like all those 'ajebutter' children that attended 'private universities' where they have been made to believe 'the world is theirs', unfortunately in Nigeria today the 'success by merit' percentage is very very low.....

The husband face sef reach to make the bride run..........

Goodbye in advance sir!!

Seems like scales has low self esteem, why reply? See how hard he is trying to defend himself because of 'beer parlour talk'

With all the "stolen" money, one would think by now the Ex First-lady will have been able to acquire some style and class but she is always seen in clothes that look like costumes that were made for actors in a low budget Nollywood movie.......

Am sure by now the "Witch-General" of the Federation will have sent a memo to all covens warning witches not to change to snakes when going on 'undercover' missions to avoid getting killed by Nigerians

Some Nigerians are just very quick to codemn banks for every incident even when it might be their fault, am not saying the banks are 'perfect' or 'saints' but lets be honest sometimes, there is no way a scammer will be able to access your funds without having access to your information one way or the other......

As a Nigerian things like "Asteroid", "satellites" and other "intergalactic issues" are the least of our problems, we have too many things to worry about already, all the things we have survived in this country is too much for us to start fearing one oversized rock that is millions of miles away. Wetin concern 'Ajepako' pikin with 'salad cream'...........

Teebillz Aka "Mr Shapiro"! He use fine boy swag enter Tiwa ministry come collect oil license dey drill like say nah Total, when he see say dem wan revoke the license he run assemble 'pity party', come form dying/depression and now the license has been renewed

Wrong move!! This guy doesnt have people who advice him? He has already signed his career to Dilly, now Dilly has sealed it with an everlasting debt by "selling" him a second hand Lamborghini, such a talented young man just decided to be someones 'lap dog' for life.......

I always say it, "If you are a woman and you are "beautiful" 50% of your problems in this life is 'solved' already"

Nigeria police can like to form "FBI" when it comes to 'obvious' cases, if its a real 'murder' case that requires forensic investigation they will become 'boyscouts'