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Hahaha!!! "marry" "marry" "marry", una dey see how he dey be? See how people way spend money for wedding, invite people, give them food and drinks, come dey insult each other like small children

This is a "higher level" of ministration that 'carnal minds' cannot comprehend.........

See as he keep face like "Tribulation"

Kill me ooooo!!! Kill me lemme die!!! Chai!!! See my food!!! If nah this lady dey share "666", I soberdrunk i will personally collect 6,666,666,666,666,666,666,666............

Ishilove:
'I am'

Who did you kill that has made you hypnophobic?

Its a 'rich people's" mistake

See meat!!! Nah to load 2 crates of gulder inside freezer ooo!!!

Lmao! Cool stuff!

Ishilove:
O dear, soberdrunk, I'm so sorry for the dissolution! Please accept my sympathy

Thanks dear!! Even the best engineers on earth agree that even with the "best" tools, some projects are just "impossible". You cant blame me for trying to build a swimming pool in the middle of the desert, i am very ambitious

Chai!!! So my teacher lie give me that year!

"its not like i really want the sex, i just want to feel connected to you", i use this line(and he work well) that year ooo

Akoba! Adaba!! Olorun maje ke ri!! Abeg am from Ibadan, we nor dey like "rough play" and anything way strong pass kpomo we nor dey chop, i fit manage 2018 Lexus, which one be flying car for Nigeria? Make you go take off go near "high tension" wire.......

Nigerians sha!!! Somebody cannot just fall in love and marry who he likes? So if i come marry my dream girl Whoppi Goldberg na like dis una go dey run una mouth?

Ishilove:
'I am'

Who did you kill that has made you hypnophobic?

Good morning to you too

Make una allow mechanic chop nah!!!

Ishilove:
Death by palmoil...that's a very anti-climactic way to go

Don't you ever sleep?

Am nocturnal and a bit hypnophobic

Ishilove:
'I'm'

But you know too much oil isn't healthy, right?

I have this saying "death is inevitable, why not let something you love kill you"

Ishilove:
Nigerians, una too like fry fry. Veggies are more nutritious

Am from Ibadan, fried palmoil stew is bae

Ishilove:
Rice and veggies

Every day "veggies" "veggies", you nor dey fry stew

Ishilove:
Today's youths are also resistant to learning.

What is for dinner?

Ishilove:
*sigh*

"I am"

Social media is doing great damage to our youths

Thank you my personal "proof reader", am grateful

myking95:
Y r u so quick to judge? Did u read it well? He was challenged to surrender his fone He gave a "fair fight" as u said and ended up shot. Now u r condemning him

Stand up, jump up twice and read what i wrote again, maybe this time you will understand am referring to 'the shooter'

Compared to what went down under Jonathan, Baba is truly broke!!

Hahahaahah!! Girls are wicked sha!! My guy if this story was true, by now me sef go don turn spirit husband

Chai!!! See as she fresh like "foreign meatpie"!!! Omo re bi custard, she is not a baaaasssttaarrddd!!!



Ps-She reminds me of one of my slim ex-gfs that used to finish 'six indomie' and 'three eggs'(boiled not fried)for dinner

In almost all her pictures she seems to be sampling her trigger finger, all that is needed now is a 'police/airforce sidechic' to balance the equation

I must try this experiment this weekend some Dexters Lab things

Everybody sing with me "Johnbull my son!!! I sent you to school, you have gone there to act mojo......... "

I will give you 'A' for 'effort' but i-phone7 and a trip to Dubai will have done the magic, we are in "2017" not "1997", am sure the lady and her friends just laughed over this letter

Some people dont fear "Acid" sha!!! Oga it seems you dont know that "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", be here forming 'its your boy wizzy" "baba for the girls them", if she refer your case to the 'marine unit' or "Airforce unit' your life may never be the same again, for your own good its either you "enter fully" or "eject carefully" and stop trying to eat your cake and have it!!

Ishilove:
Gerrahere mehn, sheeit! What are you feeling like? Old skool like you. Mscheeeew.

You that you're still in 'crouching tiger' era. Haven't you heard of 'Helicopter in the hangar' style?? Yet you are here feeling funky and talking about qualifications.

Gerrarahere!! Direct entry ko, indirect exit ni

The over 401 Orishas in yorubaland will not allow me do style that will land me police station and nairaland Frontpage, where people will be saying things like "chai such a fine boy just end him career ontop woman", "na village people dey do am"

No wonder!!! I remember one time i was playing "rough play" with one lady and i reach that area and it was smelling "egusi" "egusi", i thought i was just smelling her lunch from her stomach so me i just continued with the ministration......

Ishilove:
Mscheeeeeew. Soberdrunk don't flatter yourself. I was going to take yer...er...you know what, fill one Ragolis bottle with it and pump my innards full of 'em.

I'd use the rest for face cream. I hear it nourishes the skin and clears pimples

There are at least "11 countries" where lesbianism is "legal" and women are allowed to have babies with their "partner" with the help of sperm bank, if you need a cure for pimples, just go to the pharmcacy or in your own case(because am sure you stay in them Iyana Ejigbo, Ikorodu, Bariga type of area) "Chemist" and ask for "Nixoderm". The only way you are getting my juice is through "Direct entry" or "supplementary" because you might not qualify.........