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Ishilove is that you mummy!!!??

Next on the agenda-------1)Import sand from Peru to add to the state sand


2) Create special road path for goats, chickens and other domestic animals

3) Operation no more cobwebs in Edo state

4) Study the atmospheric pressure in the state

5)......................

6)........................

7)............................ Continue irrelevant projects for the next 8 years!!! Obaseki is working!!!!

Whoever can tell me the different types of red they are wearing will receive an i-phone7 on the 29th of this month......

Ishilove:
By residency

Interesting! Mummy Eko

Ishilove:
Noodles, suya and beer? It's worse than I thought

'I am', not 'am'. Stop being resistant to learning. No son of mine will shame me with bad grammar.

*gives him hot abara*

*pulls his ears upwards*

*knocks his stubborn head*

Lmao @ "abara", could have sworn you are from the East but the deep yoruba words you use indicate that you are strongly connected to the West either by birth or by residency

I will kneel and apologize to them for the delay in sending money for their monthly goat, i will explain to them that its due to recession and that it wont happen again, they should go back to the village and tell other witches to be patient.....

Ishilove:
Yes o. You can't murder grammar and syntax while wooing me. In short, bad English turns me off

Lasagna at 9pm?? I bet your tummy is as big as that big pot 'agbari ojukwu'.

Agidi and veggies is light and nutritious. Try it, my son.


*taps his head tenderly*

Impressive!! Very Impressive!!! The last time i met a woman that is impressed by grammatical prowess was before they invented instagram, am very proud of my 'pot belly', its a part of my sexy self and i accept it. Say no to "body shaming" . "Agidi and veggies" sounds like food for my local gods 'obatala' "sigidi' etc. I will just have my normal noodles, suya and beer you should try it mummy.

*pulls her hair gently*

Ishilove:
Agidi and vegetable soup. Go and take yours in the kitchen

'I am', not 'am'. Why are you resistant to correction?!?

Agi...what!! No Lasagna? 'am' not a fan of vegetable soup, its "Egusi" or nothing.....


Ps- Na ur type dey correct mistakes 4 love letter

Congrats but the wife be like "deeper life" member, why she come dey suck mouth like "Christ embassy" member?

Ishilove:
Okay son

Mummy am hungry, what is for dinner?

Let all the 1,749,063 members of Nairaland mark these words "If by "hook", "crook" or magical "fluke", Atiku becomes the president of Nigeria, i Soberdrunk will cease to be a Nigerian and will give up on all things "Nigeria" including my favorite 'Egusi soup' and "Gulder"

Ishilove:
You berra recognise, my son

Yes Mummy

Ishilove:
I know because I know

Sense woman

Ishilove:
I'm an old soul

How do you know?

Ishilove:
Now you're making me feel elderly

Old mama youngi

yemsai:
And u wasted another 2mins commenting..

Plus another 3 mins reading and replying your comment

I cannot believe i wasted "8mins" of billable hours reading this nonsense

500million!! Am sure its a typo, unless this Range can fly

In Nigeria Somebody will avoid all these finish and be living healthy lifestye, still Dangote truck will just come and 'pick' somebody like beans....

Ishilove:
Ko s'arugbo n'Ghana

Hahaahaha!!! My mums favorite saying

Hahahahahaha!!! See "aggressive" marketing Oya DSS 'e lo gbo ise wo'(make una go test hin hand)

Guy you try oooo!!! To think that such a lovely place is located in the "Senate Presidents" hometown and it has been neglected is heartbreaking....

Lmao!!! The manager of that branch will just be jubilating because the branch will be wearing a new look very soon, even AC way nor bin dey work since them open that branch, the students go buy am!!!

Tax payers money used for unecessary luxury

After what i went through with my mums peugeot 405 back in the day and seeing a big man push a peugeot 607 on Rumola bridge the same year it came out, i have a covenant with the gods "Never" to have anything to do with Peugeot

VickyRotex:
To the Bachelors--- Ephesians 5:31

Isaiah 4:1

China sha!!! They will just be intimidating other countries anyhow

Congrats!!!

To the single ladies--- Matthew 11:12"

This guy get mind ooo!!! Such effrontery . Person way dem suppose don put tyre 4 him neck!!(i dont support jungle justice but will make an exception for this case) Ole oshi!!!! With hin face like low budget sponge cake!!

Nostalgia!!! I suddenly feel old.....

In buisness "proximity" to your customers is very vital,